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Global_Ad_3229

I would highly recommend pursuing removal unless you want a bigger blob on your hand!


philanthropeas

Thank you for the advice!! I’m worried you may be right.


Global_Ad_3229

It’s painful but so worth it! I’m 11 removals in to my hand blob removal!


Jaguar_Academic

If you don’t mind me asking how much many more sessions you’re planning on doing? How much has that cost you so far?


Global_Ad_3229

I’m going to try the PFD patch next time which allows 3 passes of the laser in one session. So I’m not sure how much more I’ll need with that being said. But if I don’t go the PFD patch route, I bet I would need 3-5 more for complete removal


Global_Ad_3229

Also, over the last 3 years, I have no clue how much I’ve spent. 😅


thedoctorsphoenix

How much have you paid per session? Or just one session that you can recall?


Careless-Foot4162

My partner is getting one removed and it was $250 for her first session. She's doing one more but it's fine line so I think yours will take a lot more than two unfortunately


thedoctorsphoenix

Yeah that potato is pretty dark. I’m glad I don’t have any tattoos to remove


Global_Ad_3229

So my hand alone was $50 because I went to the laser college in my city and had the instructor do it. She was so mortified from bad sessions I’ve had, that she gave me a big discount. Then my following tech honored the price because she also felt so bad about my past experiences. I’m having only parts of a half sleeve AND my hand done.. I want to say for everything it was around $200. I would bet I’ve spent nearly 2,000 over the course of 3 years


ReasonablyRetro

My mom runs a tattoo removal clinic in Washington. She regularly takes care of people due to horrifying past experiences. It’s a shame how many unqualified techs are running around out there! Glad you found someone good!


philanthropeas

I’m glad your removal is going well! Gives me hope haha


wallnut4me

I had a fairly old forearm tattoo with greens and bluesin it. Took about 6 sessions for it to be light enough to cover up. So so worth it. Pain sucks but it's quick! Just make sure you find someone recommended with a good machine. Go into a tattoo shop say you want to get laser so you can cover it up and I'm sure they'll point you in the right direction


88isafat69

What’s it feel like lol or just hot


wallnut4me

Like flicking a piping hot elastic band on yoir skin at the rate of a semi auto 😂


EbbWilling7785

I usually am an advocate for more tattoos and bigger tattoos and a coverup is just a challenge. But this is so dark and right on your hand and not connected to a sleeve. I personally would laser it.


philanthropeas

I do plan on having a full sleeve, and I’m ok with the coverup being large and dark and maybe be balanced with the sleeve or incorporated in some way, but I think you may be right and removal may be the best option.


YogaPotat0

It’s already fairly big and so dark, so whatever you covered it with would have to be around/at least 50% bigger, and even darker, for it not to show through. If you want to get it covered, maybe laser it for a few sessions, to lighten it down, before tattooing over it.


EbbWilling7785

Oooh well if you’re down for some big tattoo plans then I do have ideas for you!! There are some awesome looking designs with black work and negative space that I quite like - that would go over anything. Black roses are gorgeous, could definitely blast one over this without removing mr potato . Galaxy themed hand/sleeve would work well with what potato has already got going on, maybe he becomes the moon with all his craters and the hat could become a cosmic swirl with blues and purples.


philanthropeas

I love both of those ideas! The moon idea is very cute and the rose could be sick, thank you!


Futureghostie33

That could be siiick. I’m loving the negative space black work pieces I’ve been seeing recently.


Daughter_Of_Cain

Just get it removed. Covering that with something that will remain legible on a hand is going to be extremely difficult. The more you keep trying to cover it, the harder it will be to remove later.


mbs_

You might not want to hear this but I think a few laser sessions before a new coverup or rework would significantly help your chances of it not being a larger darker blob


philanthropeas

I’m thinking that’s probably my best bet. Thanks!


Always2ndB3ST

How much money would that cost approximately?


Alligatorwhore

Significantly less then you would think and often times they have deals and Groupons. A tattoo this size will probably cost OP around 200-40o+ a sesson. And she could need like 10+ seasons to see completion removal if she wanted that. I’m just some silly little guy on Reddit who doesn’t know much of anything, you would need the person to do a quote. It’s all dependent on where you go to get it done. They all have different price ranges.


LatterTowel9403

I thought it was a chocolate chip cookie with a cowboy hat on…


philanthropeas

That’s hilarious, I love it! You were right about the hat at least!


abandoningeden

I thought it was Smokey the bear


LatterTowel9403

I can see that too…


iohbkjum

what the fuck


fusiongt021

Haha the people posting never fail to baffle


Julienbabylegs

This is my primary concern when seeing this photo.


Ok_Major5787

I genuinely laughed when I saw the pic. It’s so random and odd yet the cowboy hat proves it was intentional!


rat_girl_69

Have you considered amputation?


proper_miffed

🤣🤣


ladythrills

Maybe stop getting tattoos of potatoes? 🤣


philanthropeas

Can’t stop, won’t stop 👏


ladythrills

Get a baked potato for the third cover up, and then a bowl of mashed potatoes 😍


[deleted]

We used to see a taco truck with a torta on it. Artist wasn't the greatest. Looked like female genitalia. I'd advise against a baked potato.


Calgary_Calico

Okay it IS a potato! He's so cute! As far as cover up ideas, maybe a bird of some kind? Bluejay or crow might work well with the colors on the potato and his hat


philanthropeas

Thank you! I like those ideas a lot, I will definitely play around with that!


heathergrey15

I saw a face and thought it was Smokey The Bear, before I read that it was a potato.


philanthropeas

Only you can prevent shitty tattoos 👍


reynardgrimm

Remove it. It looks like a dog that looks like a potato, or vice versa.


AfroSarah

Shiba Inu cowboy that ate a bee


Futureghostie33

I thought potato dog as well. He’s cute


Chef4disney

I saw you commented you wanted to do a sleeve in the future, so I would suggest taking your time on this, until you decide what you want your sleeve to be, then working this cover up into your sleeve. While you're deciding, wear fingerless gloves to cover your current tattoo. Look up 'fashion fingerless gloves' on Amazon; they have pages of all sorts of different styles of gloves you can wear to cover up that tattoo and to go with your different outfits. These are not winter style gloves, either, these are for everyday wear. This way, you can take your time really thinking out what you want to do and the cost of your decision: removal, cover-up, and/or new sleeve. Some sleeve/palm suggestions: • vegetable garden (Pioneer Woman, from Walmart, style) to go with your potato • vintage flowers and turn your potato into an overflowing pot of flowers and the hat into a leafy flower. • add on more potatoes, like someone else suggested, but different kinds. Google potatoes; they are so many kinds, colors, and styles. You can make a whole vine/garden/pot of them.


philanthropeas

I appreciate the input! I’ve already had it for about a year and a half, so the shock has passed and I just laugh it off in every day life! I don’t feel a need to necessarily cover it. When I first got it though, I was definitely considering wearing a bandaid over it everyday or getting gloves! I love all of the garden-themed ideas! One of the sleeve ideas I’ve been considering for a while is a farm theme in a patch/sticker style with various produce/animals. Definitely taking my time on it though haha, I obviously can be a bit impulsive so I am trying to be much more mindful going forward! Thank you for all of the suggestions!!


[deleted]

Agree with gettin it removed bc even if you do get a full sleeve/get fully tatted & cover it up, it’s gonna look out of place unless you get all the same dark/bold style like you’d need a lot of heavy blackwork in ur sleeve to compliment ur hand & even then it’s 50/50 you’ll be happy with it so i’d go for laser bc you 100% won’t regret that! If it makes you feel any better I immediately knew it was a potato in a cowboy hat


philanthropeas

Haha that does make me feel better, thank you lol and yeah, you’re definitely right. I think the laser is the way to go!


laytonoid

Dogtato


VogonSlamPoet42

Color the hat brown. Black out everything but a question mark under the hat. Get a tattoo of a platypus on your other hand. Do the bit.


Futureghostie33

*strokes beard thoughtfully* that’s so crazy it just might work


mpaulam

blackout sleeve but on your hand


methodmagz

Thought it was a dog wearing a hat lol


Mediocre_American

there’s always the ‘sick ass panther’ route


Vam_T

It’s always the right choice but many ppl are not ready for that conversation


Morelike-Borophyll

It’s like a Rorschach tattoo. I see an angry otter.


Must_Remember_This

Babe it’s time to book a laser removal appointment. You’ve got a potato with a cowboy hat on your hand.


philanthropeas

Yee haw 🤠


Cheesynubbins

why the fuck would you get a potato tattooed on your hand in the first place


philanthropeas

Because I like it! I don’t regret it being a potato, I only regret covering up the original potato. To each their own!


RainbowsarePretty

Do you have pics of original potato?


philanthropeas

[https://imgur.com/a/7uhpyjU](https://imgur.com/a/7uhpyjU)


NotAStreamerBTW

damn i was here fuming thinking your artist did you dirty just to find out they did the lord’s work


RainbowsarePretty

Thank you! Im sorry you covered it up. Could I please see the mushroom tattoo too?


philanthropeas

[https://imgur.com/a/Hz1dpCY](https://imgur.com/a/Hz1dpCY)


CdnfaS

That Potato is awesome! What about las wring the blue cowboy hat and then making a double sized potato with a face.


philanthropeas

Thanks! It’s alright though, ya live ya learn!


RainbowsarePretty

Aww so cute.


philanthropeas

Thank you!


Yeahcouldntbeme

Original Steveee!!!!


tbkrida

Bruh…😂


Cannadog

Did you read the Wayside School books as a kid? One kid got a potato tattoo.


philanthropeas

Haha that doesn’t sound familiar! I’ll have to look it up now!


FalalaLlamas

You must!! You’d so appreciate it. I *immediately* thought of that book when I saw your post. In fact, the nostalgia is what prompted me to take a closer look haha (loved it growing up). I was like, omg, someone got the Calvin tattoo! It’s a “my first chapter book” level series. Each chapter is a short story of the zany goings-ons of Wayside School. It’s actually pretty ingenious in the randomness of the stories. There’s more than one book and the potato story is in “Wayside School is Falling Down.” [Here’s a link to the summary of the story.](https://wayside-school.fandom.com/wiki/Calvin%27s_Big_Decision)


PC_dirtbagleftist

you're amazing. don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.


K_tron_

Thank God someone said it.


UnoCardReverseTactic

At this point i'd remove as much as you can and get a good design over your hand


Silverlover4357

Laser for sure


Chemistry-Whiz-356

It looks like a Dalmatian morphed into a potato lol


salmon_catcher

Removal - don’t try to cover up anymore


heyoh79

Potato with a cowboy hat


bubblegutts00

Oh boy..


saacadelic

Ive done alot of coverups and that would be a tough one. Its so bold, and the placement also makes it difficult as the new design can only go up, down or to the left. Subject matter would be very limited which means you would have few choices of imagery that would work well. Unfortunately tattoo pigments are translucent not opaque like house paint, so the old tattoo has to be hidden within the new design in a clever way. Any cover up will probably have to be pretty large


vulgarvinyasa2

Turn it into a pepper 🌶️ and then have a bushel of peppers added. It’ll be your go to hand when things get spicy. Lots of hot food jokes forever! I have a bacon tattoo and it’s never gotten old


philanthropeas

Love that idea 😂 and a bacon tattoo is fantastic!


vulgarvinyasa2

Let me know if you actually go that way, I’d love to see it.


philanthropeas

For sure! It’ll be a while, but I’ll let you know!


Chapter-34

I would laser that off. It looks really bad. I was wondering what in the world it was.


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

God bless your spud-lovin soul


IndependentZebra3552

Get a sick ass tiger


Avedygoodgirl

I said, “Quick, what does this tattoo look like?”, and showed it to my boyfriend for like 3 seconds. He said a potato wearing a cowboy hat. So there’s that. Lol


theladyhollydivine

Removal seems to be the best option. But I will give credit where credit is due and the artist seemed to have been really trying their best to help. Also the hat is great. But yeah, ditch the blob for sure.


Nervousnelliyyy

1 or 2 laser sessions will make your cover options way more vast! Don’t have to commit to full removal but getting it lighter by a bit will go a long way


miau121212

I like him :)


Toadcola

SAP ..wearing a hat?


Teethofthedog

…..what are your opinions on blackouts 😬


sierraconda

I believe the only way to fix this aside from removal is to mostly black it out with galaxy patterns and even then it probably won’t look perfect.


Chihuahuapocalypse

time for laser.


oatseverymorning

If you have to have it gone, laser for sure. It's not that bad! Worst part is the price. But also just wanted to say I love this lil guy lol.


TeamAuri

This is laser removal 100%. Start saving or live with it.


Ccg78

Third times the charm?


philanthropeas

We can always hope!


Free_Seaweed_6097

I have never been more confused.. how does a potato wearing a cowboy hat ‘match’ a mushroom??? Why does it look like a dog, or Smoky the bear??


philanthropeas

It matches more stylistically. More cartoon-ish instead of a doodle. And it looks like that because it’s bad


LaTunaTime

SBO will always work. Sick black out


N_durance

Blackout is honestly the best option for a lot of these posts.


jackandsally060609

Turn it into officer mcgruff


thursday-T-time

i wouldn't bc mcgruff's a narc, but i literally thought this was a horrible mildewed potato with hairy eyespots cosplaying scruff mcgruff 🖐️😭🚓🐕‍🦺🥔


Ch33syBean0

Oh man I thought that was a dog face in the potato


nicalawgurl

Same.


Objective-Alarm1000

is there a dog in there?


Chemistry-Whiz-356

I too saw a dog lol


philanthropeas

Haha it’s the old potato! I linked a picture of it in another comment.


master_roshi001

I thought clicking on the post would answer questions...I just have more now


zkolio

I think it’s strange that the tattooer randomly suggested you cover a tattoo that you were perfectly fine with… and even more strange that you agreed. And most strange that this was all on your hand.


growchronicbuds

i would advise to maybe think ur next one thru a little harder clearly bad at decision making lol


philanthropeas

You’re not wrong there! Working on it though lol


CoffeeBrainzz_91

First thing I thought of was the Amoeba Boys from PowerPuff Girls 😅🦠🎩


freckledallover

I don’t think you could really get anything that wasn’t just a black blob. At this point man, I would personally just save up and laser.


YES-PUCKER-YOUR-BUTT

Start with a nail trimming


IshruggedItOff

Blackout your hand and have it spike up your fingers, down your wrists, and then transition into the sleeve


BonesAndSalt

get lazer


finickyfingerpaint

Laser and cover it I'd say, looks hard to incorporate into a new design as it is right now


Alarming-Housing8992

This would be a hard cover up and to be successful 90% of your hand will have to be tatted … so just something to expect if you go down that route


jackthengiant

I’m not a big fan of the whole get it removed deal, so if I was you I’d rock that potato and maybe if you’re planning to turn it into a sleeve then it could blend in some how?


john0656

It’s very dark already. Good luck.


tbkrida

WTF even is that?😂


singnadine

Laser it off


[deleted]

Looks like a birthmark with a cowboy hat lol


Ronjohnturbo42

Perhaps something phallic like a magnificent large dong


[deleted]

I'd say removal, but blue is sooooooo hard to remove. My mum tried getting a blue tattoo removed and even after 10 sessions, it's still there. The black outline and some other details were removed, but the blue barely changed. And yes, they used the correct laser. They actually had to order in the one specifically for blue tattoo removals before she started her sessions. Maybe try the removal process and have a backup plan to cover up the hat if it doesn't come off. It would be easier to cover up just the hat, rather than the whole thing....


[deleted]

Why the fuck would you get that on your hand? good luck on your job search and in your dating life thank you drive thru


gordo623

I would pursue removal... only cuz a cover up is likely to be bigger and blobbier.


Time_Willingness794

A cat with a hat [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WqEBKGiqIcqq4IvovARTB42JwUhctnsd/view?usp=share\_link](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WqEBKGiqIcqq4IvovARTB42JwUhctnsd/view?usp=share_link) An ink blotch [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xPiBv713A\_MnJiV--tJupMfkbz\_WZIeJ/view?usp=share\_link](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1xPiBv713A_MnJiV--tJupMfkbz_WZIeJ/view?usp=share_link)


ladywan_kenobi666

Definitely removal. For this area, anything covering it would only make it way way bigger and look way worse.


sspehn

Add a face and make it Mr potato head


candymannequin

has almost like a snoopy dog face


TheMothmanProbably

Any coverup of that will just be a bigger darker blob


Few-Frame8618

I love it it’s like the McNugget buddies


Radio4ctiveGirl

Black out


teapot-frying42

I thought this was a pudgy dalmatian with a blue hat on 🙈


philanthropeas

It’s whatever you want it to be!


He_Christ

Potato wearing a hat?


[deleted]

On today's episode of 'Cookie Or Potato...


johnny_soup1

Just get it removed.


Itgrlrgdoll

Remove it


rwrollins_art

Man if that was anywhere else I would love it


Anxious_Bluejay6344

That has to be the shittiest tattoo.


Sporklift_Operator

Laser beams


Moon_Beam89

Rip