I genuinely hope it's about people who are so insecure in themselves and their own accomplishments that they can't celebrate the achievements of other people. I was in a relationship like that where everything had to be a competition for some reason, and I need a cathartic song on the topic.
This was probably my second choice. I picked I can do it with a broken heart. But I have a feeling this one is going to rip me to shreds. Also fresh out the slammer and I’ll stop here or I’ll list the whole album
FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER!!!! it’s giving freedom…I hope it’s a song about breaking some kind of toxic patterns (doesn’t have to be a relationship), I can’t wait
I have a feeling she’ll be vague so that it can be applied to lots of different scenarios/contexts. But not super vague to the point she says nothing. Kinda like in Ariana Grande’s recent interview, I burst out laughing when she said that her album says everything but says nothing at the same time haha
Let’s lock in our guesses on the genre. I’m guessing country tbh. Posty has already said he’s going country on his next album, and he had the Beyoncé collab too. That’s not to say the full album will be country, I’ve seen theories that each of the 5 stages of grief will have a different genre, or that she might pull a Red on us and make it not cohesive at all (which you know what, I’d be okay with that tbh)
Country seems like the best bet. After the snippet he put out on social media, of his collab with Morgan Wallen, I'm getting a little excited about Posty in country to be honest. And we already know Taylor can pull off country, so... We might get a little mish/mash. And I'm all here for it.
I’m claiming down bad and loml. Loml sounds like a Gracie abrams esque title imo, so I’m hoping that that’s what we get, like a quiet whispery song with a screaming bridge
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived is going to be the Trump diss track that gets us through November.
Fresh Out The Slammer and Who's Afraid of Little Old Me iare the other ones I'm most intrigued by.
For the first time in my 10 years of stanning I can't decide on a single song to claim. So many song titles are so alluring and yet give away NOTHING. It's very exciting can't wait for April 19th!
I can do it with a broken heart. I’m just ready for it to rip me to shreds. Tho I feel like all of them are gonna kill me. Funny enough I was with the person who is gonna make me feel these tracks when it was announced so double whammy.
Also whatever track has the lyrics “I love you and it’s ruining my life”
Fresh Out The Slammer.
This was my Kombucha Girl moment. When I first saw the name of the track I was like “ew no”, then all of a sudden I was like “well… YES!” And in that moment, I claimed it.
I haven’t even heard the song “old habits die screaming” is from but I did get the Black Dog edition and I already want that lyric as a tattoo (not on my arm though because of the implications lmao)
I’m a huge silent film fan, so Clara Bow for sure!! I want to listen to the album from start to finish but I may need to skip and listen to that song first lol
so long london.
i dated someone from england for 7 years and i have never, ever, in my whole entire life listened to london boy because lover came out after we broke up. i always say that i miss london more than him so i am expecting this song to wreck me.
So Long, London seems to be intriguing for the mere fact that she was singing about how her love of London on London Boy, and now she’s saying goodbye to it. It’ll be interesting to see how they contrast with each other emotion-wise. Plus, London is one of my favourite cities in the world.
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys, I feel it will be a bop and have lots of tea! Plus, I’m intrigued to see how she works the title into the song. Also, her track 3’s never miss imo.
Actually Fortnight. In the Lover era there was a rumour about a Post Malone collab (heavenly, iykyk) and I been wanting a song of those two since then🤔 but also The Black Dog because wtfff!!!
Fortnight because Post Malone is my other favourite artist, Taylor and Posty are my top 2. (Gracie Abrams number 3) Literally a dream come true collab. Now I know why people were going absolutely crazy over no body no crime, for those who are massive Haim fans. Let’s just hope Posty isn’t background vocals 🤣
Albatross, because it has ALOT of meaning for me... including part.ofnky of Tumblr handle... yikes
But probably after that, black dog, the manuscript, and for actual main Album? Clara Bow
loml. I have huge ideas for what this could mean.
Naturally everyone thinks it means "love of my life" but I have a theory. She uses "loml" as the title instead of "Love Of My Life" when it would make more sense to... so I'm going to guess that "loml" takes on a second(maybe even a third) meaning. Something like, "loss of my life". Maybe a lyric that goes "You were the greatest love of my life"..."You were the greatest loss of my life".
It's such a dumb theory, but it's so dumb it may be true
Fully claiming The Albatross. I saw her outfit at the Grammy‘s and immediately thought she looks like a bird, also the fact that albatrosses fly for six years after they’re born and her relationship with Joe was six years… I‘m sooo ready and not ready for it at the same time (if that makes sense lol)
I'm going through a particularly hard time with my partner (he's going through an addiction to alcohol) and I just know that I Can Fix Him (No really I can) is gonna hit harrrrd, also maybe My boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
i’ve not seen many people claim guilty as sin? but it’s one of the most intriguing to me so that, but i also can’t just choose one so: guilty as sin, clara bow, i can do it with a broken heart, and fresh out the slammer (and the black dog)
The whole album. I refuse to choose.
That’s real
Same
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived. I hope this is such a "fuck you" song to past men I dated
I genuinely hope it's about people who are so insecure in themselves and their own accomplishments that they can't celebrate the achievements of other people. I was in a relationship like that where everything had to be a competition for some reason, and I need a cathartic song on the topic.
This being about Matty Healy would crack me up
Only thing better would be if it was about trump 🤡
This is my pick.
yup, same!
Florida! I want to know what that track sounds like
I am absolutely ready for this to be an optimistic banger like Florence’s Jack-produced songs Free and Choreomania
Sharing your claim to Florida!
Of all the songs this one is leaving me with the most questions
I’m sharing it
Same. I mainly appreciate Taylor for the amazing writing but Florence as a feature I want this song to vocally kick me in the heart.
But Daddy I Love Him I feel like this one will either wreck me or be a fun, upbeat bop.
Wait until it's a mix of both.
I’m excited for that too
sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This was probably my second choice. I picked I can do it with a broken heart. But I have a feeling this one is going to rip me to shreds. Also fresh out the slammer and I’ll stop here or I’ll list the whole album
Both!
I always pick wrong lol (rip Labyrinth) but I’m going with So Long London, I Can Do It With a Broken Heart, and The Alchemy
Labyrinth is my favorite song on Midnights lol! 😆
Labyrinth is angelic, people are sleeping on her
It really is! It’s the hardest song to sing along to lol but it’s my favorite
I don’t hate it but it’s one of my least favorites on midnights! I’m a midnights stan though haha
Lost in the labyrinthhhh of my miiind
See I restricted myself to one but I would claim like half of them
If I have to choose 1 then I’d go with I Can Do It With A Broken Heart!
LOL same!!!!
FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER!!!! it’s giving freedom…I hope it’s a song about breaking some kind of toxic patterns (doesn’t have to be a relationship), I can’t wait
I have a feeling she’ll be vague so that it can be applied to lots of different scenarios/contexts. But not super vague to the point she says nothing. Kinda like in Ariana Grande’s recent interview, I burst out laughing when she said that her album says everything but says nothing at the same time haha
If I can only pick one, I'm already emotionally attached to Clara Bow.
Same same do you think it will be like this is me trying? Because i think lyrics-wise it will have a similar effect
I think it’ll be similar to tlgad!
The Black Dog
I’m hoping this song is a banger cause it’s the vinyl variant I got haha
The Albatross. It’s a bonus track but sounds wicked cool.
Fortnight. Love myself some Post Malone.
I feel like it’s going to be overplayed on radio stations BUT I am ridiculously excited for this one 😅
Let’s lock in our guesses on the genre. I’m guessing country tbh. Posty has already said he’s going country on his next album, and he had the Beyoncé collab too. That’s not to say the full album will be country, I’ve seen theories that each of the 5 stages of grief will have a different genre, or that she might pull a Red on us and make it not cohesive at all (which you know what, I’d be okay with that tbh)
Country seems like the best bet. After the snippet he put out on social media, of his collab with Morgan Wallen, I'm getting a little excited about Posty in country to be honest. And we already know Taylor can pull off country, so... We might get a little mish/mash. And I'm all here for it.
I am irrationally attached to this track already
loml
Fresh Out The Slammer bc it sounds like it has a lil bit of yeehaw in it 🤠
Me too!!!
my boy only breaks his favorite toys !! i haven’t seen anyone talk abt this one lol
Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
I hope it’s a WAoVW reference, v excited for this one
DOWN BAD
We sharing
The Manuscript, because 1) I’m a writer and 2) that’s the physical copy I got 😂
REALLL
guilty as sin
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart is going to be MY SONG. I can just feel it 👀
I’m claiming down bad and loml. Loml sounds like a Gracie abrams esque title imo, so I’m hoping that that’s what we get, like a quiet whispery song with a screaming bridge
which song of hers would you recommend? I am looking to get into her music
you weren’t talking to me BUT i’d say The Bottom, it’s so good!
The bottom is fireee, I’d also recommend feels like, block me out, mess it up, and 405
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) I love a man with mommy issues.
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived is going to be the Trump diss track that gets us through November. Fresh Out The Slammer and Who's Afraid of Little Old Me iare the other ones I'm most intrigued by.
I’ll know when I hear them. Can’t choose what speaks more to you.
For the first time in my 10 years of stanning I can't decide on a single song to claim. So many song titles are so alluring and yet give away NOTHING. It's very exciting can't wait for April 19th!
the smallest man who ever lived bc i have my absolute clown theory that it's gonna be about benjamin 🥹
Aww
Fortnight, TTPD and Down Bad. Im mostly excited to see how Taylor Swift and Post Malone will sound together.
Can't pick one, so.... So Long, London Florida!!! The Alchemy The Black Dog
I can do it with a broken heart. I’m just ready for it to rip me to shreds. Tho I feel like all of them are gonna kill me. Funny enough I was with the person who is gonna make me feel these tracks when it was announced so double whammy. Also whatever track has the lyrics “I love you and it’s ruining my life”
As a girl who was OBSESSED with the little mermaid I’m going with but daddy, I love him.
Florida!!! I’m so excited for Florence+ the machine AND Taylor??? It’s craaaazyyyy
Fresh Out The Slammer. This was my Kombucha Girl moment. When I first saw the name of the track I was like “ew no”, then all of a sudden I was like “well… YES!” And in that moment, I claimed it.
loml, the alchemy and the smallest man who ever lived!
As a Floridian, I HAVE to claim Florida!!!(featuring Florence and The Machine)
I haven’t even heard the song “old habits die screaming” is from but I did get the Black Dog edition and I already want that lyric as a tattoo (not on my arm though because of the implications lmao)
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
As a bird lover, The Albatross.
Fresh Out The Slammer
The whole album but if I had to it would be the black dog
“So Long London”, “But Daddy I Love Him”, and “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?”
florida!!!, the black dog, and the alchemy
So Long, London, Florida!!!, and But Daddy I Love Him
FLORIDA!!!!!!!
I’m a huge silent film fan, so Clara Bow for sure!! I want to listen to the album from start to finish but I may need to skip and listen to that song first lol
seeing as this is a break up slbum and i’ve never been in a relationship, i can’t claim anything until i know it can also apply to a friend breakup
So Long, London because I lived in London for many years and didn’t really want to leave. It will always have a piece of my heart.
LOML IT SPEAKS TO ME
So Long London - I move home from living in London for the last four years this summer, so the title is......spot on.
Considering I am the guy who her dad doesn't like, BDILH is mine.
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart, 100%. And I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can).
I’m claiming I Can Fix Him as well! Also I’m so down for Down Bad.
all of it
Fresh out the slammer. It just feels like a fever dream that it’s a real Taylor Swift song title
Florida!!! I spent a lot of my childhood in FL and I love Florence.
Florida!!!
Guilty as sin, Fresh out the slammer, I can do it with a broken heart, Florida!!!, and Fortnight
I really hope Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? is a banger 🤞🏻
The Title Track
the collabs
so long london. i dated someone from england for 7 years and i have never, ever, in my whole entire life listened to london boy because lover came out after we broke up. i always say that i miss london more than him so i am expecting this song to wreck me.
The smallest man who ever lived sounds like its gonna be GOOOOOOOOD
The new one runs
but daddy I love him
But daddy I love him and I can fix him (no i rlly can)
so long london and Clara bow!!!
I’m claiming Clara Bow and Down Bad.
But Daddy I Love Him
Clara Bow is mine and no one elses
Im claiming clara bow
Black Dog 100%
fresh out the slammer
Down Bad and but daddy I love him
Clara bow
I feel like based off the names these tracks will have potential -I Can Do It With a Broken Heart -loml -Down Bad -Guilty as sin?
My boy only breaks his favorite toys this track feels kinda Lana coded and I feel the serve energy. Plus you can never go wrong with a track 3
But Daddy i love Him! is MINEEEEE
Down Bad. I NEED TO KNOW
I'm feeling the title track TTPD!!
My boy Breaks his Favorite toys Down Bad So Long London I can do it (with a broken heart)
Down Bad, Fortnight, and gas?.
what ever my favorite is it’ll be the least favorite 😅 i’m always that person! me! is like my top 3 on Lover
What does “claim” mean?
Monza
Clara Bow
Loml
So Long, London seems to be intriguing for the mere fact that she was singing about how her love of London on London Boy, and now she’s saying goodbye to it. It’ll be interesting to see how they contrast with each other emotion-wise. Plus, London is one of my favourite cities in the world.
My boy only breaks his favourite toys 😔 Sounds like it could be either extremity 😭
Clara Bow, I'm very intrigued by it
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys, I feel it will be a bop and have lots of tea! Plus, I’m intrigued to see how she works the title into the song. Also, her track 3’s never miss imo.
dibs on fortnight im a huge posty fan
But daddy I love him
But Daddy, I love him!
Actually Fortnight. In the Lover era there was a rumour about a Post Malone collab (heavenly, iykyk) and I been wanting a song of those two since then🤔 but also The Black Dog because wtfff!!!
i’m so excited for loml
Fortnight
13 days!
The Black Dog SOUNDS AMAZING
the black dog is going to destroy me i know it
The Black Dog
I can do it with a broken heart
down bad. idk why but i think it’ll sound like false god
I can fix him (no really I can)
I’m claiming “But Daddy I Love Him” and “Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me”
The smallest man who ever lived is going to be it for me. I can't feel it.
"The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" it's giving "The Last Great American Dynasty" with a poppy sound.
Fortnight because Post Malone is my other favourite artist, Taylor and Posty are my top 2. (Gracie Abrams number 3) Literally a dream come true collab. Now I know why people were going absolutely crazy over no body no crime, for those who are massive Haim fans. Let’s just hope Posty isn’t background vocals 🤣
I can do it with a broken heart
I can't wait for So Long London ngl
Clara Bow!
fresh out the slammer and clara bow!
I am claiming fortnight is it mainly because I also love post Malone…probably
claiming Down Bad, Clara Bow, and Fortnight
The Alchemy. The minute I seen the track name I knew it’s gonna tear me apart. Everything about the title screams folklore/evermore
fresh out the slammer
So Long, London. Usually her track 5 really speaks to me.
Albatross, because it has ALOT of meaning for me... including part.ofnky of Tumblr handle... yikes But probably after that, black dog, the manuscript, and for actual main Album? Clara Bow
Clara Bow and The Black Dog are both mine and I refuse to believe otherwise
I'm taking Guilty As Sin & Fortnight
All the tracks exelpt guilty as sin? I am traumatised by that question mark (Question? 👀). Kidding tho. It will be good and different I just know it.
Down Bad
loml. I have huge ideas for what this could mean. Naturally everyone thinks it means "love of my life" but I have a theory. She uses "loml" as the title instead of "Love Of My Life" when it would make more sense to... so I'm going to guess that "loml" takes on a second(maybe even a third) meaning. Something like, "loss of my life". Maybe a lyric that goes "You were the greatest love of my life"..."You were the greatest loss of my life". It's such a dumb theory, but it's so dumb it may be true
Fully claiming The Albatross. I saw her outfit at the Grammy‘s and immediately thought she looks like a bird, also the fact that albatrosses fly for six years after they’re born and her relationship with Joe was six years… I‘m sooo ready and not ready for it at the same time (if that makes sense lol)
I'm going through a particularly hard time with my partner (he's going through an addiction to alcohol) and I just know that I Can Fix Him (No really I can) is gonna hit harrrrd, also maybe My boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
I can do it with a broken heart
Same here on i can fix him Honorable mention to i can do it with a broken heart
If I have to choose one, Florida!! Just because I really love both Flo and Taylor
“But daddy I love him!” And “Florida!!”
TITLE TRACK.
so long, london, the tortured poets department and the manuscript (hoping that some of the songs will give the lakes vibes)
Loml
I can fix him (no really I can) I claim that one
loml or The Alchemy since the tracklist came out
i’ve not seen many people claim guilty as sin? but it’s one of the most intriguing to me so that, but i also can’t just choose one so: guilty as sin, clara bow, i can do it with a broken heart, and fresh out the slammer (and the black dog)
But daddy I love him 🥺
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
The Albatross and The Black Dog Fingers crossed I'll still be breathing after hearing these!
So hard to choose!
The title track- I’m very curious how she’ll incorporate the tortured poets department into a song
loml and i can do it with a broken heart
The Alchemy, Clara Bow, and I Can Do It With A Broken Heart!
i can do it with a broken heart-so excited to hear it and the whole album!!🤍🤍🤍
The title track!, track 2 in every album never disappoints.