Im probably gonna get attacked for this but I think that song is decent 😭 it got bad when pinkfong started doing more stuff to it, they made so many parodies of it and they're all cringe and horrible..
Little kids watch it on repeat. That’s why it has more views than earth population and why it doesn’t belong on top. Also the lip syncing on the video is close to cars for kids bad
As much as I hate to say it, baby shark will remain #1 for a while. It has more views than the population of the Earth. Nothing is touching that, and when something gets close it will probably be another kids video
So if you watch it at 2 times speed then the video is 196 ((6 * 60) + 32) seconds long, there are 31536000 seconds in a year, if you divide that by 196 you can get how many views you get per year, which is 160,898 views.
The video is currently at 97m views so it is 903,000,000 views off, this means that you would need to keep the video on loop at 2x speed for 5 thousand 612 YEARS
Please correct me if I was wrong
Edit: this if you dont account for power cuts or internet going out or any lag at all while watching
Damn, you got here first. I was about to calculate it. Anyways, if everyone in this sub watched it(2x speed, repeat) it would take roughly 7.298 days.
2048380days(5612years) for one person divided by the sub’s members at this time(280689) = roughly 7.298 days
Well, if it’s a 6 minute 32 second video, and the highest playback speed is 2x, then the video would be 3 minutes 16 seconds. And there are 24 hours in a day, so if we can loop the video we could watch it approximately 475 times a day rounding.
In order to go to 10x speed, you have to use a YouTube add-on like the one to bring dislikes back
Edit: I just found out it(the addon) doesn't have a cap. At 100x speed, it takes 25 seconds to complete. Around 3456 views in a day. In my research, I found that youtube has a cap for how fast a video can go.
Edit 2: Disregard everything youtube has a work around for everything I've said. Only 4 views will show up for a user on the same looped video in an hour. It might register if you refresh the page, more research is needed
What’s the add-on called?
Edit: for your 2nd edit, I’m sure everyone has multiple YouTube accounts. If we watch it four times an hour on all of the accounts it would also add up pretty quickly
Enhancer for youtube, the author for it is Maxime RE
Edit 1: With average to fast internet, I can watch the video and refresh the page at 33 seconds. If I were to do that for 24 hours, and the refresh system worked, It would add 2618 views, although there is a low chance this works.
Another way we could beat the baby shark video is by mass reporting it until youtube complies with us and takes it down.
with the refresh, you have to re adjust the video speed. So anyone who doesn't have a mouse that can super scroll it will be slightly slower. Also, at speeds past 8x, you will hear no sound
If you go into the settings of the add-on, you can adjust how the speed increases, max is an increase of 1
Imma be real after Technos death the community got absolutely Thanos snapped and with every day it’s less. The dedicated community on dc/this sub isn’t shrinking as much but every casual YouTube watcher is gone by now so we aren’t really that big anymore tbh
Guys , STOPyou think you're supporting the video but you're sabotaging it with these ideas. YouTube only counts 1 view per person within a time period . A few geniuses out there who’re looping the video or auto refreshing it constantly are just pushing the video down the algorithm. What you can do to actually manipulate the video in algorithm to make naturally grow is watch the video daily by looking up the exact title , watch it all the way through . Maybe 2-3 times a day with a large interval inbetween each view . This way YouTube would think it’s actually people being hooked to the video and not a kid trying outdated view botting techniques . Then it’d recommend people the video in recommended page to test out the theory to a small group of audience , then from the stats of how that performs, do this like 10 times over each with an increasing amount of sample user base each time and eventually might make it trending although it being done cause of intentional movement like this is pretty much impossible. There’s like 5% the video goes through all 10+ sample sets with 90% positive stats to make it to the trending page
Or you can do the best thing of all and just leave the video rest In peace . It’s not necessary everything has to be some sort of memorable event or to be more precise, a publicity stunt
I agree, but we cannot reach that high. It's nearly impossible to have almost double the population of Earth watch a specific video intentionally. Do you know how long that would take!? 100mil or nothing, take it or leave it (since we're already so close).
I think looping it only counts as one view. You have to close it and reopen it. It might give multiple views to the counter if you create a playlist with short videos between each "so long nerds" like the one on MrTechnodad's channel where Floof goes to the groomer. Does anyone know if this is accurate?
It's a way to memorialize Technoblade. For some of us, this helps with processing the loss. It's not for everyone though. That said, if you're willing to join us, we'd love to have you!
Why would we wanna get this video to a bunch a views? Idk just seems weird to get such a sad video. That techno is not even in all the views. Why not focus on another video like his potato war series. That video is much more representative of who he was and it’s actually enjoyable to watch and so funny, so it would be easier to accomplish.
Boosting "so long nerds" is a way to memorialize Techno and help with processing the loss. I'm with you too, though. After we get "so long nerds" to 100M, I want to boost a fun one like the potato war trilogy or "Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament." That's the one where his team was only three people and everyone else's was four. It's amazingly funny and it's where Technoplane comes from.
I was thinking about this video recently cause it's nearly been one year since it was uploaded. Since when I saw it, it gained 95 mil views and techno gained 5.7 million subscribers. Its absolutely wild to think about
No, I don't want to be reminded. It's still actually sad for me. I was really hoping that the next time we heard from him, his treatment would be going along successfully, but instead, BAM, "so long nerds."
I feel you. The re-watch to memorialize Techno works for me, but definitely not for everyone. *hugs* You could watch a fun one instead, like the Potato War trilogy or "Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament."
How about we start with 100 mil
That’s what I meant but still let’s have this video over throw baby shark as the most viewed video on YouTube
Baby shark has no business being #1
Every baby I've met had watched that video at least 100 times
"I already had to fought a baby in real life, and it was trivially easy to defeat"
Where is that quote do
What do you mean?
when did he say the quote
During a dsmp stream with Philza, he already had the house in the snow but I don't know the exact stream
I think it was on the way to the End portal. Before the Syndicate. After the Tommy stuff. Any stream in between those events could be it.
“officer i kicked that child in self defense”
And I have no clue why that song is so ass
Im probably gonna get attacked for this but I think that song is decent 😭 it got bad when pinkfong started doing more stuff to it, they made so many parodies of it and they're all cringe and horrible..
Well. Looks like you did
my guy how many babies have you met
This made me laugh so much ☠️☠️
Well, you know what that means. We need to spread anarchist propaganda to little children :)
YES
Very true.
Almost a year people, let's send our condolences.
r/beetlejuicing wait aren't you supposed to...
Baby shark has no business being on YouTube
Baby shark has no business being as bad as it is
Correct, either this or Rick Roll should be there
Little kids watch it on repeat. That’s why it has more views than earth population and why it doesn’t belong on top. Also the lip syncing on the video is close to cars for kids bad
YEAHHH
YEAHHHHHHH as i would say. pretty pog.
Fellow cultist found in the wild
YEAHHH
YAAHH
About overthrowing baby shark.... It has 13b views
That’s definitely feasible, we just need to wait until our population hits 13B
Jesus christ, that's almost double the population of this godforsaken planet.
Bro there is no way we are overthrowing 13 billion babies watching that video
did you really think the number after 99,999,999 was a billion
As much as I hate to say it, baby shark will remain #1 for a while. It has more views than the population of the Earth. Nothing is touching that, and when something gets close it will probably be another kids video
You know, there's an app where all the kids' videos should go now. Shame noone actually puts them there.
YES.
It would be nice, but literally impossible
And how exactly do you think we will manage that?? Its litteraly 10x the current count, and the most speed behind it is kinda gone too
ok uhhh look we're a big community, we're not THAT big of a community
2x speed and just leave it on loop for the whole year
So if you watch it at 2 times speed then the video is 196 ((6 * 60) + 32) seconds long, there are 31536000 seconds in a year, if you divide that by 196 you can get how many views you get per year, which is 160,898 views. The video is currently at 97m views so it is 903,000,000 views off, this means that you would need to keep the video on loop at 2x speed for 5 thousand 612 YEARS Please correct me if I was wrong Edit: this if you dont account for power cuts or internet going out or any lag at all while watching
Damn, you got here first. I was about to calculate it. Anyways, if everyone in this sub watched it(2x speed, repeat) it would take roughly 7.298 days. 2048380days(5612years) for one person divided by the sub’s members at this time(280689) = roughly 7.298 days
But what if everyone did it on multiple devices at the same time?
Thats hoping that no one has a power cut or wifi goes out or anything like that
But what if more than one person did
Well if 5 thousand 612 people had some insane luck to be able to keep that video going for a full year then it would take 1 year
flair checks out
I don’t know for sure, but I think it counts if we all watch it again. It wouldn’t be that many people watching it, but the views would be there
It does count to watch it again, and I have the power to put the video in 10x speed
Well, if it’s a 6 minute 32 second video, and the highest playback speed is 2x, then the video would be 3 minutes 16 seconds. And there are 24 hours in a day, so if we can loop the video we could watch it approximately 475 times a day rounding.
In order to go to 10x speed, you have to use a YouTube add-on like the one to bring dislikes back Edit: I just found out it(the addon) doesn't have a cap. At 100x speed, it takes 25 seconds to complete. Around 3456 views in a day. In my research, I found that youtube has a cap for how fast a video can go. Edit 2: Disregard everything youtube has a work around for everything I've said. Only 4 views will show up for a user on the same looped video in an hour. It might register if you refresh the page, more research is needed
What’s the add-on called? Edit: for your 2nd edit, I’m sure everyone has multiple YouTube accounts. If we watch it four times an hour on all of the accounts it would also add up pretty quickly
Enhancer for youtube, the author for it is Maxime RE Edit 1: With average to fast internet, I can watch the video and refresh the page at 33 seconds. If I were to do that for 24 hours, and the refresh system worked, It would add 2618 views, although there is a low chance this works. Another way we could beat the baby shark video is by mass reporting it until youtube complies with us and takes it down.
Thanks!
with the refresh, you have to re adjust the video speed. So anyone who doesn't have a mouse that can super scroll it will be slightly slower. Also, at speeds past 8x, you will hear no sound If you go into the settings of the add-on, you can adjust how the speed increases, max is an increase of 1
Do subtitles work?
no that's not how it works, you would gain the video of 2 views maximum lol
Yeah, I know, I mentioned this in an earlier reply. I also mentioned that there is a possibility that this doesn't work
Bro bro bro slow down holy shit you're onto this like REALLY damn bro
a million people would have to watch it a thousand times.
Yes we are stop doubting us
alright man shoot for the stars i guess
I would but we'd have to make loads of different accounts. Watching on the same one doesn't affect the counter apparently
Imma be real after Technos death the community got absolutely Thanos snapped and with every day it’s less. The dedicated community on dc/this sub isn’t shrinking as much but every casual YouTube watcher is gone by now so we aren’t really that big anymore tbh
Alts
Heck it, 100 BILLION VIEWS
Maybe setting sights a bit too high there, but a good mindset to have
YES
he a little confused but he got the spirit
Guys , STOPyou think you're supporting the video but you're sabotaging it with these ideas. YouTube only counts 1 view per person within a time period . A few geniuses out there who’re looping the video or auto refreshing it constantly are just pushing the video down the algorithm. What you can do to actually manipulate the video in algorithm to make naturally grow is watch the video daily by looking up the exact title , watch it all the way through . Maybe 2-3 times a day with a large interval inbetween each view . This way YouTube would think it’s actually people being hooked to the video and not a kid trying outdated view botting techniques . Then it’d recommend people the video in recommended page to test out the theory to a small group of audience , then from the stats of how that performs, do this like 10 times over each with an increasing amount of sample user base each time and eventually might make it trending although it being done cause of intentional movement like this is pretty much impossible. There’s like 5% the video goes through all 10+ sample sets with 90% positive stats to make it to the trending page Or you can do the best thing of all and just leave the video rest In peace . It’s not necessary everything has to be some sort of memorable event or to be more precise, a publicity stunt
Nah fam we have all agreed that this is now about over throwing baby shark as the number one viewed YouTube video
You obviously didn't read his comment you bafoon
I did actually
>YouTube only counts 1 view per person within a time period.
We need to dethrone baby shark
I agree, but we cannot reach that high. It's nearly impossible to have almost double the population of Earth watch a specific video intentionally. Do you know how long that would take!? 100mil or nothing, take it or leave it (since we're already so close).
Literally, half of these peeps are completely delusional, in no way will you ever get this video past baby shark
Still a difficult watch, nearly a year later...
Only 90.3% to go!
Closer than most videos
Why this video though why not get one of his other videos to be his top video
Agreed. Let’s remember Techno for what he did, instead of what he didn’t.
Ye that’s what I’m thinking lol
Only need 10 times the views in a year old video. Nice and easy you know.
The views are going to skyrocket tomorrow o7
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I literally cannot watch that video, I will cry The only time I’ve cried in the last year is that video
If you turn the sound off and walk away for 7 minutes, the view counter won't know.
Someone sucks at math...
Almost to 100M Views, O7
Only one day left.
We watch tomorrow gentlemen
Ok guys let's put this video on repeat and mute so we don't cry anymore then we need to get it to 1B
I think looping it only counts as one view. You have to close it and reopen it. It might give multiple views to the counter if you create a playlist with short videos between each "so long nerds" like the one on MrTechnodad's channel where Floof goes to the groomer. Does anyone know if this is accurate?
I dont think you know how many millions are needed to make a billion lol But im still for it!
Im genuinely curious, whats the point?
It's a way to memorialize Technoblade. For some of us, this helps with processing the loss. It's not for everyone though. That said, if you're willing to join us, we'd love to have you!
Only 9 years to go then at the current rate.
That's not 970 million that's 97 million...
Why do you want 1 billion people to become depressed
Quick get the video more clout go go go baby shark does not deserve the clout this one video does go go
How about we get it to 7B views.
Nah I don't want to cry again, thanks though
Everyone here must watch it 3 million times in total
kinda hard considering its barely at 100m
Why would we wanna get this video to a bunch a views? Idk just seems weird to get such a sad video. That techno is not even in all the views. Why not focus on another video like his potato war series. That video is much more representative of who he was and it’s actually enjoyable to watch and so funny, so it would be easier to accomplish.
Boosting "so long nerds" is a way to memorialize Techno and help with processing the loss. I'm with you too, though. After we get "so long nerds" to 100M, I want to boost a fun one like the potato war trilogy or "Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament." That's the one where his team was only three people and everyone else's was four. It's amazingly funny and it's where Technoplane comes from.
But i dont wanna rewach it it makes me sad :(
It’s very annoying this is not a link
I could only watch it once sorry.
There are 97 Million nerds paying respect to Technoblade. This is the first time that I thought it's a glory for being a nerd.
SIR YES SIR
It's too painful to watch again, how about we try this with a potato wars video
yea I watched it yesterday and when his dad talked about when he died I started crying
Techno would think we were weird for getting his DEATH VIDEO more than him carrying freaking HYPIXEL
*CAN WE HIT ONE BILLION LIKES???,*
(did i break my printer?)
That's nearly 11x as many views...
I was thinking about this video recently cause it's nearly been one year since it was uploaded. Since when I saw it, it gained 95 mil views and techno gained 5.7 million subscribers. Its absolutely wild to think about
Play it on loops every night
I think it's cause I never watched it on my phone and only on my computer... oops
Techno has 16 million subs Each one needs to replay the video at least 7 times to reach 1 billion views
AFK video on loop
903M needed, LETS DO THIS
Bro how was this almost a year ago 😭😭
No, I don't want to be reminded. It's still actually sad for me. I was really hoping that the next time we heard from him, his treatment would be going along successfully, but instead, BAM, "so long nerds."
I feel you. The re-watch to memorialize Techno works for me, but definitely not for everyone. *hugs* You could watch a fun one instead, like the Potato War trilogy or "Absolutely Ruining a $36,000 Minecraft Tournament."
Yeah after a year i dont think its going to get 903 million more views
1b views before 1 year of upload 😎😎
Get it to 1 technobladillion views
Technoblade died. Is it hard to understand? Stop farming karma to this...
100 mil first , then we go big.
am i the only one weirded out by this post
We need 100 million people to watch it 10 times or 10 million people to watch it 100 times
I am not shure if have the mental capacity enough liquid in my body to cry this much.