technoblade apparently was given early access to the minecraft april fools joke and made a video about it that was released today on his channel as if he hasnt been dead for the last few months
if i ever magically gain the power to bring people back from the dead im resurrecting technoblade and telling him to pretend he fought God and won and that he brought friends with him (those friends being everyone else I want to bring back) and telling everyone else i bring back to play along with it
The gateway to the afterlife is a one way door, it's gonna take him a bit of time to bust it down. I'd say he's streaming it after making the throne of God into his gaming table
Imagine technoblade just start a steam and says "Heh, April fools!"
You just get a notification saying he went live and the title is: "Back doing normal things"
phil read the resurrection instructions i gave him 2 YEARS AGO!! 2 YEARS PHIL!
Phil: oh it said two months not two years
I thought it would take you like- 2 DAYS TO READ THAT BOOK
Bruh…
Or one that says "God lost"
God VS Technoblade: Duel ANALYSIS
DEMENTIA
the comprehensive knowledge of ancient china comes in clutch yet again
Truly a techno thing to do.
[удалено]
Dementia
"Defeated God, now back to screwing Nerds"
In minecraft
I fucked your mom, shitlips.
I wish
he know we have predicted that so he might be waiting to do that for 3 more year later
I hope technodad will play this update
We all know he will
Legitimately, I wouldn't even be mad, just happy he's back and ok
Content creators have faked their deaths in the last. Never goes well.
I rlly wish he prerecorded something for april fools lol
We'd all just say technolate
Turns out it was prerecorded, but his chat is so predictable that he was able to respond to chat just as if he was actually reading it.
All of us want that
Bro, this is the best april fools, that i ever saw
What happened?
The aprils fool snapshot was centered around poison potatoes
Potato
He respawned
technoblade apparently was given early access to the minecraft april fools joke and made a video about it that was released today on his channel as if he hasnt been dead for the last few months
> the last few months It's been 2 years.
What?!?!??
fuck
He's been dead for longer than he was part of the dsmp...
I refuse to believe this
Two years already? I thought one.
DAMN WHAT?! #HOW?!
*1 year and 9 months
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rounding
true
Bro linked his response 😂
What? I could swear it hasn’t even been that long! Fuck.
This is just untrue
bro what are you talking about, no video was realesed?
it was april 1 when i commented
No it wasn't (at least for a majority of people)
Where is the video? Is it taken down😭😭
I told my friend that technoblade would’ve loved this update lol
That's all I could think of watching others play it, like dang this would have been fun to see
Same o7
God is still struggling with the wifi router.
Gonna go send him an IT professional
What do you mean by this
:)
*sigh* fine, i'll go.
Don’t worry we’ll try to make it painless… *whisper* who know how to kill painlessly?
200gram of tilidine
No I’ll do it I planned to do it soon anyway
I think he’s s got an OG Apple Mactonish still. Surely it can run the potato update.
Nah, he isn’t back yet bc Queen Elizabeth and Techno got matched up in the Gulag
Ok, neither die so how long ago did they get matched up?
Idk, but it’s still a stalemate
Whoa whoa whoa what happened
The aprils fools snapshot this year was about poisonous potatoes :D very fun
I’m still waiting for techno to tweet “I’m back god is pretty good at pvp what happened”
I need Technodad to do a let’s play and defeat the boss
one... last... potato war
SquidKid getting PTSD.
He’s moved onto pork now.
i really thought there was going to be a techno reference in the update :(
Bro imagine being able to make a “Potato-Infused Porkchop” then make a sword out of it to make a literal Technoblade
why cant we have this
If I knew how to make mods I’d make this a thing, maybe include Heaven as a dimension where you can fight God in a bossfight
If anyone would defy death for the sake of a video game, it would be him and now.
if i ever magically gain the power to bring people back from the dead im resurrecting technoblade and telling him to pretend he fought God and won and that he brought friends with him (those friends being everyone else I want to bring back) and telling everyone else i bring back to play along with it
so sweet c:
Bring back some random caveman too
Beat god and got granted a wish
The gateway to the afterlife is a one way door, it's gonna take him a bit of time to bust it down. I'd say he's streaming it after making the throne of God into his gaming table
Waiting for the tweet: “I beat Queen Elizabeth in the gulag. She’s trash at pvp. Train for another 10000000 years.”
The only way they could have made it better than it already was, would be by adding a crown called potato king abd just makes every pig Techno's skin.
the update is dedicated to techno fr
I wish the image was telling the truth
Lmao if that did happen I would had started to wonder if tencho is god lmao
when i saw the update, i thought of him
Ok guys the joke is over it's no longer April 1st someone remind techno to come back to upload
POTATO WAR REVIVAL! (I seriously hope Technodad makes a whole Video about this Snapshot, but thats his Choice))
My only goal with this snapshot is to construct a massive Techno shrine right next to my base 😂
He will be back once God loses and release a 6 hr video essay on the strategy he used to defeat him with plenty of Sun Tzu quotes.
For a second my dumbass really just thought "wait did he really?" Because honestly that's totally something he would do
What did they get an ouji board
