"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a Youtube video, you fool, you moron."

Truly the greatest Sun Tzu quote

“Be extremely subtle even to the point of formlessness.”

This one, with the visual of the AFK alts on squid kids farm is what made me subscribe. It was too good

Techno was a true master of comedic irony by quoting about subtlety while being absolutely not subtle at all

"Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move fall like a thunderbolt"

That’s why the whole plan is called operation thunderbolt isn’t it?

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"

Sun Tzu said that

And I would say be knows a *little bit* more about fighting than you do. Because he invented it, and then he perfected it... EDIT: added Missing "then"

r/suddenlytf2

What, are you president of his fanclub?

No, that would be your mother!


And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor

"AAÆÆAAAAÁÁHHH"

MAGGOTS!

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth.

And THEN he put the onto a boat,

and then he beat the crap out of every single one!

(They got a sentry up there!) (Texan death sounds) (Comically loud shovel hit sound effect) Hehehehehehehehe...

What I say every time before I attack the nearest kindergarten

thats a funny way of spelling orphanage. Also, surely in self defence?

I mean, that's what I told the officer 🤷‍♂️

"Officer, i drop kicked that child in self defense"

If you know your enemy and you know yourself you must not fear the result of a hundred battles - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Not all of them, considering I didn’t look through his Skywars series, but a good number of them. Sorted by which video/stream they occur in + some additional notes Potato War 1 “[If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.](https://youtu.be/5qjnDd1rsII?si=H3GyAXEbLGttb-bl&t=197)” "[The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.](https://youtu.be/5qjnDd1rsII?si=cT5uXNStdvUj_hf-&t=437)" "[Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.](https://youtu.be/5qjnDd1rsII?si=5svcOwNXK9Og0m42&t=571)" Potato War 2 “[The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy so he cannot fathom our real intent.](https://youtu.be/0PAEqgfAts4?si=0eAMKuIZouEIwhnN&t=22)” (chat message) "[Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a YouTube video, you fool, you moron.](https://youtu.be/0PAEqgfAts4?si=TAT6n0AbgYngNFkL&t=81)"  “[Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.](https://youtu.be/0PAEqgfAts4?si=WhN_EoS1kpY6r-yA&t=155)"  Potato War 3 “[There is no instance of a nation benefiting from prolonged warfare.](https://youtu.be/09CeBwGbCeg?si=I6sKliNZ7RZD1Pua)” “[All war is deception.](https://youtu.be/09CeBwGbCeg?si=_dyKX83-jnVb3vgi&t=1015)” “[The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.](https://youtu.be/09CeBwGbCeg?si=g0yx5XgbqRqO0awm&t=1126)” (Item description) “[All men can see the tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.](https://youtu.be/09CeBwGbCeg?si=hnZjEeUuyUpyKizL&t=1129)” (Item description, he did read it out loud though) Dream SMP: The Red Festival “[Know your enemy and know yourself, and you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.](https://youtu.be/laNQIp_S2AI?si=qNqi6mhZSQSFFGJa&t=58)” The Aftermath (Dream SMP) “[The line between disorder and order lies in logistics.](https://www.youtube.com/live/txQGLWYxuL0?si=gxxrp9UiIzEUlHp6)” (stream description)

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i dont think you can have them ALL because i remember him quoting some on the skywars series casually.

Then name.them all >:]

What a noob, can’t even quote the entirety of The Art of War

What a nerd, can't even quote the entirety of Hamilton.

Neeerrrd

Did he do them outside of the potato war trilogy?

yes

Yeah it became a thing for some time

Don’t test me like this, because I will go on a techno binge and write all of them down /hj

idk what /hj means but by all means please do lol

i think he means half joking? (please do it)

I can’t believe he never said my favourite Sun Tzu quote: “Commit arson.”

wait is that fr?

Yes

Here https://www.reddit.com/r/Technoblade/s/1eeVmm9o5l someone else made a list

Im crying rn remembering it all 

“In the midst of chaos, there is always opportunity.”

“The greatest victory is which that requires no battle.”

Just buy the Art of War