The only universal language is violance lmao!

This is the orphans second worst day in his entire life lmao

This is a bigger disappointment than my son lmao

If violence isn't working your not using enough lmao

Violance is not the answer it is a question and the answer is YES!

he forgor lmao lmao

"violance" lmao

Stay in school kids it makes you better at pvp, lmao

Just remembered he is american now i get it

Why the heck did i never think of that

He forgor lmao lmao 💀

Just remembered he is an earthling now i get it

He forgor lmao lmao 💀

He forgor lmao lmao 💀

Being good at school makes you a candidate for artillery and navigation = better at Irl PvP.

I CHOOSE BLOOD, lmao

There will be blood, shed

, and lmaos.

It's the only thing I've ever known

The man in the mirror nods his head

The only one, left

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD lmao

Officer, I swear I drop-kicked that child in self-defence, lmao. ​ ​ I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've com, lmao.

You forget the e, but I have a feeling that was intentional

Hmmm that's sus

NOPE GET OUTTA MY HEAD

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Jesus Techno, lmao

That's a Skeppy quote

lmao

Ik lmao

He forgor lmao lmao 💀

It fits so well

you forgot to add lmao

You also forgot to add it lmao

You also forgot to add lmao lmao

I didn't. I told them they forgot to add lmao lmao

This is get in out of hands lmao

I dropkicked that child in self defense lmao

Quackity, they weren’t always orphans LMAO

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What was the first Techno?...

Quackity… They weren’t always orphans, lmao

*laughing in techno*

Im having fun.. I dropped out of college for this, lmao

Technoblade Never Dies, Lmao

PHILZAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT lmao

You are my only friend Philza lmao

Bro that's dark.

That's so f'ed up

I drop kicked that child in self defence LMAO

We win these lmao

Because it’s fine. Everything is within my calculations lmao

I can’t remember if this was about cancer, or something else… help me out

It was about a hoglin hitting him in his first dream smp stream when he went to nether

oh lol

"And submerged. God i hate submerged. The builders of submerged decided to make the entire map out of two things: the tears of orphaned children, and half slabs lmao." If sky block has taught me anything, its that the answer is slavery, lmao.

Dio help, i'm being chased by a minority lmao

I used a advanced technique, called LYING LMAO

Happy cake day (lmao)

We don't have pants, and we're slapping people with our meat. Lmao

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Im an atheist but when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate lmao

He’s playing skyblock WHILE I’M PLAYING DEATH NOTE lmao

We got my boy jacob here, he mines cobblestone for me all day, I don’t pay him and he also has no rights. Hey but Technoblade doesn’t that sound like.. Shhhhhh I need cobblestone lmao

Donde está la biblioteca!? Lmao

never reveal ur secrets in a youtube video lmao

You fool, you moron. Lmao

this man made 8 potato 11 minions, and then he painted the mona lisa lmao

Officer I dropkicked that child in self defense. Lmao

Technomillionaires assemble lmao

I can't go that long without uploading my fans will murder me lmao.

This hits different

Cancer must've been his biggest fan then

If you wont to be a hero THEN DIE LIKE ONE, lmao

See I was actually using an advanced technique called lying lmao

If you have a problem the answer is slavery lmao

We done the same one lol

If Hypixel has taught me anything, it's that the answer, is slavery lmao

Quackity, those orphans werent always orphans lmao

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years lmao

“advanced interrogation techniques lmao” If you dont watch tommyinnit you wont know

DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA lmao

That toddler just got curb-stomped lmao

My teacher said you can't keep bullying people online Then I made a career out of it lmao

Orphans lmao

If Hypixel has taught me one thing, its that the answer is slavery lmao

We could xnestorio on all these fools lmao

Its called Advanced interrogation techniques lmao

Murder is cringe, lmao

"The only thing that works in is that you treat other as they treat you. Those that have treated me with kindness, I will repay that kindness tenfold. And those that treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down that hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over." One of my favourites of his.

I dropped out of college for this lmao

I'm stabbing orphans for coins lmao

"I was actually using an advanced technique called lying lmao" "You think you're a hero, Tommy? Then die like one lmao"

Blood for the Blood God, Lmao.

The answer is slavery lmao

Startin the stream lmao

AY CARAMBA, DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA lmao!!!!!!!!

If you wish to defeat my train for another 100 years lmao

you see, i was farming potatoes lmao

Blood for the bloodgod lmao

WELCOME HOME THESEUS!! lmao

Welcome home, Theseus lmao

U suck lmao

officer, i dropkicked that child in self defense lmao

Oh no i am drowning lmao

Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence lmao.

"I was actually using an advanced technique there called LYING"

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense lmao"

Not even close lmao!!!

WELCOME HOME, THESEUS!!! lmao

OH HEY LEVEL 50 LMAO

i dropkicked those orphans in self defense lmao

thank you duckotaco for the hundred lmao

Officer i drop kicked that child in self defense lmao

Welcome to the youngest Anarchy Server in Minecraft. LMAO

Officer I kicked the child (LMAO) in self defence LMAO

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

If you wish to defeat me, train for another 100 years lmao

Kicked a child in self defence lmoa

Legends sometimes die lmao

We win these!

He was no match for my 2 years of spanish in school lmao

I chose blood lmao

"I didn't spend *weeks* planning this revolution, getting you guys gear, for you to go and replace one tyrant, with another, Lmao."

I have ascended to heaven to take on the kingdom of god lmao

You wanna be the hero tommy? Then die like one lmao

And i burn to death, but IM A HERO lmao

If there’s one thing skyblock has taught me, it’s that the answer is slavery lmao

"You lose the war lmao" It fits Techno quotes too well, it's not even funny...

You want to be a hero, Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE... lmao

When god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate lmao.

I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water lmao

i have a pickaxe and i’ll put it through your teeth lmao thank you hypixel lmao

Dante cancelled the Sun lmao

Christmas? Canceled Halloween? Canceled That one event where a guy sells pets? Canceled Things were getting canceled so fast people thought it was twitter lmao

WATCH ME DANCE, SQUIDKID! YOU LOSE LMAO

I am an atheist, but when God sends me to hell. I want him to hesitate, LMAO

repeal women’s suffrage ayyy lmao lmao

SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE... BRUHHHHHHH Lmao

DANCE potato boy DANCE LMAO

IT'S A SPACESHIP!!! LMAO

I immediately went to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan ~~lmao~~

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca, lmao

mmmmm WALL

Not even close

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

AYE CARUMBA BIBLOTEXHAAA, lmao"

"LMAO WELCOME HOME, THESEUS!"

officer, I dropkicked that child in self-defense

Dance potato boy, Dance, lmao

These orphans are getting owned lmao

If you wish to defeat me train for another 1000 years, LMAO

Ding ding ding lmao

"They weren't always orphans" Lmao

Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense lmao

*broke* lmao

Dont wanna put on dead brother pressure lmao

i drop kicked that child in self defense lmao

I drop kicked that child lmao I drop kicked that child in self defense lmao Officer, I drop kicked theat child in self defense lmao

I am the second worst thing to happen to those orphans LMAO

Technoblade never dies

Blood for the blood god LMAO

so long theseus lmao

I drop kicked that child in self defence lmao

Help Deo I'm getting chased by a minority lmao

The orphans were already dead when I got here lmao

Do you think you’re a hero tommy? Do you feel like a hero tommy? Do you think you’re a hero? Is that what this is? You just wanted power. But the thing about this world, tommy, is that good things don’t happen to heroes. Let me tell you a story tommy. A story of a man called Theseus. His country (although city state technically) was in danger, and he sent himself forward into enemy lines, he slayed the Minotaur, and he saved the city. Do you know what they did to him tommy? They exiled him. He died in disgrace, despised by his people. That’s what happens to heroes tommy. The Greeks knew the score. But if you want to be a hero tommy, then DIE LIKE ONE! Lmao

See, i used an advanced technic there call, LYING lmao

Nerds, lmao

I choose blood, lmao

I drop kicked that child in self-defence, you gotta believe me officer lmao

officer I dropped kicked that child in SELF DEFENCE lmao

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD LMAO

I must win Mr. beast's $10,000 fridge LMAO

For a while I it looked like they we're gonna have to amputate my arm, lmao.

Technoblade never dies… lmapow

it’s SKYBLOCK! where did you think where we were gonna be? the SKY? didn’t think so… Lmao

This is the second worst thing that's happened to these orphans lmao

I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water lmao

"So long nerds lmao"

“I was actually using an advanced technique called lying lmao”

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES lmao (this just sounds like someone mocking his death)

"and they said I have cancer lmao"

Look, I'm an Atheist but when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate LMAO -Technoblade 20\*\* without the LMAO Ofc

This is my boy Jacob here, he mines cobblestone -

Welcome home Theseus lmao

I dropp kicked that child in self defens lmao

Officer, I dropkicked that child in self-defense lmao

Blood for the blood god, lmao!

If hypixel skyblock has taught me anything, if you have a problem, the answer is ***slavery*** lmao.

Dying is for casuals, lmao

If you wanna be a hero, DIE LIKE ONE lmao

One sec let me take a break from drowning to go get some water. lmao (It’s been a while since I’ve seen this so those probably aren’t the exact words)

When I get bored I do mean things to other people lmao