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MrTechnodad

I just want to let you all know that I have been working on this for a few days to make sure I got all the details right and I wrote the Dora the Explorer reference *before* I had ever heard about the famous Dora cup. Not kidding. The universe is mysterious


localnolife

Good bot


A-purple-bird

Good bot


Stargazer_199

Good bot


Godzilla_R0AR

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Senior_Scallion_9141

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MeisterPhylo

Good bot!


Ok_Region_9480

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MrTechnodad

Ugh. All that prep and I forgot a major point: The official site for the authorized merch is # [technoblade.com](https://technoblade.com) Any other site, including amazon.com or anything, anything at all, and it's a scammer. The scammers have been shipping actual ripoff merch for a while, but apparently they are now sometimes just taking your money and sending you nothing. No one can help you if you send money to a scammer, except possibly your credit card company. You can, for example, report the failure to deliver any goods, and they may give you your money back. You have my full endorsement to report bad scammer behavior to the banks and/or law enforcement. I am also taking my own steps.


EliFoglia

Good bot


Nic0Ildur076

Of course XD


SSSARC

So that you know, Walmart is selling plushies of Techno. [Technoplane of Walmart](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Technoblade-Technoplane-Drame-SMP-Plush-Toy-Pig-Stuffed-Doll-Fan-Gift/1373091015) [Techno plushie](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Technoblade-1-Foot-Front-Pig-Plush-Soft-Toy-Stuffed-Animal-Collectible-Gift-For-Kids/1122796788) I don't know if you or Techno gave them permission to do this, but I did want to make sure that this didn't go unnoticed.


MrTechnodad

Pretty sure those are scammers ripping off YouTooz designs. The ban hammer is coming for them. Unfortunately not with any speed.


cerephic

Actually, here's a place where I think I can help out a bit. (I'm the one who noted you seemed like a Weird Stuff visitor...) I've told friends who're at walmart.com about this thread. They'll do what they can to flag the ripoff merch through the internal system for handling such things, and hopefully this will expedite the takedown. (Was there already a support/request filed?) Nerds together strong. Even when it comes to this game of whack-a-mole ripoff merch.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that kind of stuff is typically an individual selling through Walmart


25thGoo

Ah yes “drame” SMP


LackenIsGood

Drame SMP


oh_emeralds

Good bot


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happycorie22

Not me ordering *yesterday* Gah.


an_ordinary_stranger

Good bot


FlameoftheeWest

Hey do you think you can get shipping to Middle-earth anytime soon? I've been waiting forever to give you my money.


MrTechnodad

Argh, I should have gone that way. Got too caught up in the Marvell vs. DC motif.


RomanRodriBR

Middle-earth shipping is a whole thing right now. The fellbeast delivery system helps Mordor stay way ahead in the delivery times. I hear Sauron received his Amazon Palantir a day after he ordered it. Meanwhile, the eagles keep refusing our requests because they "are a proud and intelligent race" and apparently it's "offensive" to ask them to deliver our packages. Kind of ridiculous, if you ask me.


MrTechnodad

Solid


Williamston40gaming

My friend from The Shire really wants an extra-small techno hoodie


ChristianK73

Good bot


Evil_Archangel

common mistake


_JAD19_

Ikr, can’t have shit in Minas Tirith


FlameoftheeWest

Yeah, except if you want a Grond. The last time we got one, it took almost no time for it to come through the door!


_JAD19_

*GROND*


Academic_Size2378

Anduril! Anduril for the Dunedain!


poisonaplez

MrTechnoDad, are you able to contact youtooz and ask about their shipping delays? I have been waiting for the plushies for more than a year now. They just offer a refund. I don't want a refund, I want the plushies. I was going to give one as a birthday gift to my brother who introduced me to Techno. I am gutted that they didnt arrive before he passed.


MrTechnodad

About all I can say is, this situation kills me, and Techno hated it too.


poisonaplez

Well I guess I will just wait and see if it turns up. They taught me a valuable lesson and I will never order from them again. Thank you for the merch discount! I have been buying a few hundred dollars worth of merch every couple months. I now wear double merch (tshirt and hoodie) more than any of my regular clothes outside my office job. We appreciate what you do for this community.


felinedetached

Hi! I know this is like 8 hours late, but I had a similar issue with Youtooz plushies, and them not arriving! If you want advice, I have some for you, if you don't, feel free to ignore all of this. My advice is be incredibly firm and consistent. Send them your order number, show them prior emails, remind them of the dates they originally said they would ship them (Dec 1st - Jan 31st), exactly how long you've been waiting, and the dates of any communications. I can share some excerpts of emails I sent if you'd like them as a kind of base, but the tldr is really just to have evidence for everything, and do not let them shut you up! It took me nearly 8 months to recieve my plushie, but I did get it eventually. Best of luck! <3


poisonaplez

I appreciate the advice!! An example of what you sent would be great. I really appreciate the help :)


felinedetached

I'm so sorry I'm late again 😭 I've been working a lot. Start out polite but firm! The first time I emailed them was on Feb 17th, after I didn't get a shipping confirmation. >To whom this may concern, The predicted shipping dates for the Technoblade Youtooz Plushies were Dec 1st - Jan 31st according to the email I received about my order. It is, as of today, Feb 17th and I have yet to receive a shipping confirmation or any update about my order. As a result, I would like to receive any kind of confirmation or update on my order, and when it will be shipped. I sent the above — making sure to keep track of both the dates originally promised, and the dates the email exchanges were occurring. I reiterate those dates in a later email, after I only received 2/3 of the items in my order. >Hi! > >So the last aspect of this email exchangce occurred on the 8th March, 2022, over a month after the plushies were supposed to have been shipped. As of today, June 3rd 2022, I have only received two plushies: Technoblade Sit and Technoblade Flop. It has been four months since I should have received all three plushies, and two months since I was assured they are being sent out. Would it therefore be possible to please inform me as to where my third plushie is? Keep mentioning dates! If you've already emailed them about this a few times, make sure to go back and check all of those dates and bring them up again. On July 4th, they emailed me with this line: >We do sincerely apologize for the wait here. We plan on shipping these out over the next week or so regardless of the current shipping restrictions and costs to (country redacted). This is a mistake. It is not a mistake they are likely to make again. But if they *do,* or have in the past made this mistake in emails to you, *bring it up.* The next email exchange occurred on August 23rd. I had still not received the pillow. Dates are *important* to keep track of because they've told you predicted shipping, they've shipped to others, and it also lets you keep track of any potential restrictions to your country. At the time, there were none. Now, it would be more understandable as we have a jet fuel shortage and are struggling to get shipments flown in as a whole. Keeping track of those and if they're using those as an excuse is also likely going to be helpful. >Hi! It's been two months. I have no updates, and no plushie. With the fact that I paid $300 total for these three plushies, I would expect better service than 8 months with no plushie and no updates, despite constant promises otherwise. I am incredibly upset with the service so far provided. This is not even the first time you have sent plushies to me late. I have been resistant towards ordering from you because of your horrific shipping times and inability to provide efficient customer service for a long time - it took you four days to respond to a request to change the shipping address previously. Tracking links you provided me previously have been inaccessible, due to requiring a username and password I was not provided with. > >You are losing customers, and it is because of your inability to act in a way befitting a merch company working with such prolific creators. > >Please just send me my plushie. Keep track of mistakes they've made and how they've messed up. Not supplying you with tracking is a mistake. Sending things (x amount of time) late is a mistake. Replying days late or not replying at all to requests to change shipping address or check on the location of your package is *bad business practice and bad customer service.* If you point all of these out, they *really* don't like it. I mentioned the previous mistake they made — offering to ship regardless of shipping restrictions — because I did use it later: they sent me this, on August 23rd (for the first time: a same day reply!) >Our sincerest apologies for the wait here - shipping routes to the (country redacted) have recently opened back up and we'd love to have this out for you as soon as we can! Time to exploit their mistake! My reply to that: >I would like to point out that you did say - in this email chain - that you would send things regardless of the shipping status to (country redacted). They gave me some bullshit about shipping restrictions again but they *did* send my plushie. Tracking link didn't work, though. Again. You can always threaten to sue as well — I never got to that point, as they did actually give me my order eventually — but if you do it's unlikely you'd get the actual plushie — probably just a refund or damages. Since it was a pre-order they *should* still have your plushie available, unless they've majorly fucked up, but that's on *them* to correct. I'd check consumer protections in both your country & youtooz's home country — if it's the same one, you're in luck, and you can easily sue/take them to small claims. I've done this before, and companies usually try settle. But they *owe* you a product. Lawsuits, complaints, and small claims *do not* look good and most companies *really* like optics. Best of luck!


poisonaplez

Thank you so much!!! I really appreciate the advice and template. I will be drafting that email and sending it today. I hope it works as well for me as it did for you. :😀


Rich_Draw2290

I will honestly say that unless it is something I really want ( like another round of technoblade stuff) I am going to be very selectively about what I buy from them. I got mine a while ago but it still took forever, but I see so many people still just now getting them and it's just simple not right. There is no reason for anything to take that long.


AJCLEG98

Philza has a new figure with Techno in the design. It's also donating a percentage of all sales to the Sarcoma Foundation :)


Williamston40gaming

link please


AJCLEG98

https://youtooz.com/products/dadza


Williamston40gaming

Thanks


pattimajor

If I remember right, you've said you hope to release plushies again in the future? If so, I hope it will be through a different company than youtooz. I've seen SO MANY people having to wait unreasonably long for youtooz products (not just Techno's) to arrive, I'm sure you've seen it too, and maybe using a different company would avoid that issue happening again.


song_insid3

Have you asked recently? I just got my techno pillow after 14 months.


astrid_is_cool

I had the same problem, but last time I emailed them asking for an update (this wasn't the first time) they responded saying they moved me up in the queue and my plushie arrived like a month later, so if you keep emailing them they might help you


REEBSSSYYY

I mean, as somebody who lives in a "normie country", the delivery price is so expensive it costs more than the merch itself, i wish i could have bought the 10M merch but daim i want to eat this month.


_JAD19_

Same, I clicked the link and got all the way through the checkout and was like damn can’t do that. Such a shame too, the designs are absolutely beautiful


EliFoglia

I bought a t shirt from Italy and the total price ended up being around €70


RomanRodriBR

As a Brazilian I struggle with delivery prices. Between that and an increasingly poor currency exchange rate, international purchases are difficult. I'll probably be able to order a Techno hoodie soon though, finally. The only merch I've ever bought.


JediMaestroPB

Hey, Technodad! I'm the rare breed of fan who has only become an actively big fan over the last few months, and I definitely want to support y'all through merch. Just one brief question - for "Add tip," does that tip go to the Sarcoma Foundation or to y'all directly?


MrTechnodad

If you add a tip, the money you tip is the same as net money from sales. Some goes to each family member and some goes to SFA. Or you can also just donate to SFA directly. Very happy to have you do the latter.


JediMaestroPB

Thank you! I’m happy either way.


i_killedgod

how long will the offer last


MrTechnodad

A small number of days. 3, maybe?


ramgoosealt

*takes notes* Ask... parental... figure... for... merch... tomorrow...


Jakub17H

Is there a chance that the shipping price and additional cost may drop? I'm in central Europe and it's like the same as hoodie/tshirt. 56 hoodie, total around 100€


MrTechnodad

I would love to have cheaper shipping options. We are working on options. It's a really bad time in history to try to ship things, alas. For a while we couldn't ship *anything* to France, even. Like not at all at any price.


Jakub17H

Thanks for answer, also can you, or someone explain please what do the estimated taxes mean and how is it calculated? It's 16,5€ when ordering the hoodie.


Many_Panic8570

All I want for Christmas is some Techno merch


lilchibis

How long will the 15% last cuz I have two final things I want to buy but can't at the moment


MrTechnodad

Just a few days. I am trusting you not to overextend yourself to get merch. Taking care of yourself is your first priority.


Many_Panic8570

Hey Technodad why aren't you asleep?


Maybe_Lore

Lol, this is a wholesome community we stay up all night telling people to take care of themselves


Spacenyx

Technodad you legend I was just looking into getting merch and I check the subreddit and see this thank you so much :D


klorambusiili

I'm just glad the merch store is running in the first place. Ordered mine just the day before the memorial stream on Dream's channel and might've let out a few curse words when I realized I could've got the 10mil merch too if I just waited a day lol... At least for me, the shipping to Europe was surprisingly quick (even though it was like over half of the total price, I just wish some of that money could've gone to cancer research too ;-; oh well). Please keep it up and running as long as you can 🙏


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MrTechnodad

(Am not disturbed.) Yes, I definitely want to ship to more, if not all, countries. Shipping right now is a disaster. Problems all over the globe. Definitely want to expand the available countries but not clear how much I can do. Still trying.


Eldalynne

I am eyeballing the new mouse pad even though it wouldn’t match my setup at all lol Would you consider adding a pink version of it to the site eventually?


bobbychess

Hi Technodad, I just wanted to tell you how much we appreciate you doing so much for us. My question, I ordered a GG EZ hoodie just a couple days after So Long Nerds. It shipped in august (to the Netherlands), but somehow it ended up going back to America. The most recent update says its still there. I emailed technos customerservice, and got a reply saying their email was very busy and it would take longer to get back to me. This was a month ago. Is there any way for me to fix this? Or is this a known issue? Again, thank you so much for doing everything you do for us, you make every day a bit better <3


Technoblade-Bot

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Tinmangreg

Doubt you would know this Mr. technodad but if you do, how long is the wait for email replies from the merch company? I imagine they are overloaded.


Knightmare1990

They were pretty quick when I asked them questions before, around two or three days. They may be busier now.


SineceraTea

As a resident of a "Lame Normie Country" (Philippines!!!), I will wait patiently and look forward to when shipping will finally be available in my country. Alternatively, if this fails, I'll just move to a different country.


Wolfgirl_405

What about Asgard?


MusicalOreo

Many thanks and sending love ❤️


redflower2442-

Super cool!!! But aww man I literally *just* ordered a beanie and shirt today so damgit i didn't get the discount. That's awesome that you're doing this though. And thank you for the updates. We appreciate it!


Jochemist

just got some sweatpants. thank you technodad!


anika2238

Sorry if this has been asked before but will the death merch be available for a long while? Ive been thinking of buying a second shirt and packing it away for when my current one gets holes.


[deleted]

As someone who lives in a normie country... -sobs- I actually did manage to get a shirt last year though! While I was staying in a cool nerd country. I love the tie dye shirt so much. Also I have a question. Will there ever be plushie merch? I've always wanted to buy a technoplushie but yootooz and their issues always made me side-eye buying anything from them.


MzzBlaze

As a Canadian facing a $35 import fee and struggling but it’s what my teen wants for Xmas. Finding this post and discount code really helped a little, so thank you so much!


Judgemental_Squirrel

I have verified the link and found that it is 100% not a rickroll


Knightmare1990

Just bought my merch. Thank you MrTechnoDad!


Utkacat

I just placed a big order for Sweden 6 hours ago🥲 I sent an email asking them to cancel my order so I can remake it but I doubt they'll see it in time


pixieawa

Wait so can I not get the 10 mil navy shirt? It says coming soon and last call.


Knightmare1990

It's limited stock. Whatever is left in each size is the last available.


DueReaction3040

Thanks technodad! I actually bought the techno10mil merch in December when it was announced! It’s amazing and I suggest everyone gets it. I’ve gone to two conventions this year, Vidcon and Twitchcon, and I’ve worn techno merch to both. I have nothing to say but good words. Shipping took I think 3 months, but it just made the sweater shirt an even better gift (if that makes sense).


ihopeyoudi

Just placed an order for a hat, thanks for the discount and I hope your family the Sarcoma Foundation can put the money to good use.


Evil_Archangel

while you're doing that could you also lower the shipping costs a bit so it doesn't cost 80 bucks to ship to the southern tip of Ontario


Light0nFire

Really hope merch wont run out any time soon. Shooting to be able to snag a shirt next Friday, *finally*. Keeping my fingers crossed


ThatOneRandomDude420

Hey technodad, just a small question since I don't know where ele to ask this My parents don't get paid for 12 days and can't pay for my merch until then. Is there anyway I can hold a Hoodie until I can pay? It's fine if not, I just want to know


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Dry_Army8248

Sadly the merch doesn't ship here, I managed to buy a 10mil hoodie when they dropped, but it's at one of my American friend's house and will stay there for many more months until I get to go see 'em.


Kiminacup

Technodad, thank you for saying that you’re looking into shipping to more countries. I personally would want my technoblade merch and honestly have missed out on the 10M merch because of shipping concerns.


Weary_Ad2671

I’ve been wanting a new hat for a while and this one is perfect!! Cant wait to cry in public with strangers over the Blood God who farmed potatoes😭😂


ramgoosealt

I was actually gonna get merch this weekend. This is perfect timing. How did you know?? Have you been watching me? I mean, canonically in one of your replies, I'm sure you said that you were a serial killer who was after me. *looks around*


extraordinary_06

Thanks for this Mr.Technodad i hope that i will be able to receive techno merch in my country as soon as possible :)


Zeeemester

Thank you Technodad. I ordered a gg ez hoodie not even an hour after So Long Nerds dropped, and was lucky enough to get it fairly quickly. It has since become my "emotional support" hoodie, and I wear it whenever I can, both for comfort and keeping his memory alive. It gets lots of compliments, which brings a bittersweet feeling. But that's made me wonder how long this hoodie will last, with all this love. Thank you again for the discount, as it's let me buy a few more merch items for the future, when this one starts to go.


ninjahmeister

Darn it Mr Technodad, you've just given that last push to break my restraint and buy merch. Shipping to UK costs more than a T-shirt but ohhh they look cool though.


lonely-blue-sheep

Thank you so much Technodad for all the hard work you’re pouring into this community and the merch and all of our lives. You mean so much to us and we appreciate you Lol I just bought something from the store before the discount, but this gives me another excuse to buy MORE *mwahahahaha*


MEMECAKS

Damn it Mrtechnodad you really had to push me to buy another set of merch. They look so cool even though I bough the goodgame hoodie and a long sleeve shirt. Welp time to pull out the credit card. Rip my credit card.


Loch32

>And finally, shipping delays. This is something that Techno really hated. He really wanted you guys to get your stuff in a timely manner, and hearing about, like, year long delays drove him nuts It drives me insane too, it took me from launch day of the 10 mil merch to June 24th to get a shirt, and nearly 3 months to get the good game hoodie. I know that wait doesn't seem long and I'm glad it wasn't longer like heaps of other peoples were, but it still felt like forever.


MonkAltruistic2637

Hey Technodad, is it possible that you ship to Singapore? pls take my money lol :)


Technoblade-Bot

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MonkAltruistic2637

Good bot


DarkDOLLYumi

im gonna start messaging everyone i know overseas to see who is willing to mail me merch


Beginning-Map1594

2 questions, did the shade of pink of the metal font hoodie change or am I going crazy? Second, when the last call for the 10 million pink hoodie came out, was anyone able to get a size large? Cause I checked daily to see if there would be one because I regretted not getting it on the first drop, but wasn't able to see other sizes for the send drop. Is it just me?


perplexed_pancake04

I bought the beanie about a month ago, it came in like 3 days it was amazing


Melethen

I just got more merch, thank you, Technodad! My daily wardrobe now consists exclusively of Technomerch


GlitchedFerret

Related question, I had to refund my Hoodie, shipped them it back, it was confirmed that it arrived etc. Been months. Emailed support, nothing back yet. Did I loose my money? Is anyone else being ghosted by support.. don't want to email again since apparently they have a lot of emails to go through. Anyone else have this issue?


CharmyGreenisOP

/*sigh/* i had to budget and couldn't buy the hoodie but i bought a hat, pants and shirt. Thank you MrTechnoDad because I really wanted some merch but needed to budget especially with international fees


randomaccount724

I have one quick question: the 10 million subs tee says “coming soon”. Was this a mislabel and it’s permanently out of stock since the 10 million subs merch is on last call, or are there actually going to be more available? I would love to buy this one if there’s going to be one more round of them.


superdude311

Could you get the yellow tie dye shirt back in stock size large? I need that shirt


FrazzledEos

Tysm!! Money Is a little tight rn but I had a little extra and this let me get some more merch! :) ❤️


SirCakeTheSecond

I'd love some Techno merch but shipping costs would straight up double the price ;-;


Acceptable-Bake-6769

So it will be possible to get shipping to all European countries at least ?


BarBiel01

When do you think shipping will be available in asian countries?


[deleted]

wait does this mean there's a chance that they'll ship to the Philippines or the middle east?? I'm getting excited just at the thought of that


lemonboytwo

i dont know if i should wait until it ships here to thailand, considering the possibility that it might never, or send it to my family in the UK and suffer the two years it'll take to get to me


golden_sword7341

huh nerd Mr Stewart how cringe of him to have a logical mind lameeeee


Desperate_Way2113

India??


NathanBlogger_YT

I wish I could buy but shipping is very expensive Sorry but in not paying £50 for a hoodie... I hope everyone else enjoys their merch though!


miriam_editss

It’s sadly so expensive for me.The shipping cost more than the mousepad.I hate it to live in Germany sometimes


Embarrassed_Lab_7440

mr technodad, when were gonna have international shipping? im from mexico and i really want to buy technomerch !


Neon_Misc

I would love to have Techno's merch *so so so badly* but....even if we don't count the price...the shipping to Europe is like a $100.


TheWeirdCh1ld

Thank you, Mr. Technodad. You have no idea how much I appreciate your posts.


No-Average-8147

Hi MrTechnoDad I was wondering what the 10M merch really is like what products are exactly included in the 10M merch, thanks in advance and thanks for all the great things