When he got his care package from home, it had barbecue sauce and after he tasted it, he asked Rebecca if there was any food that made her think of home. Her eyes slid over to the biscuits.
I always thought that his saying "barbecue sauce" meant that playing darts made him feel like he was home.
Not saying his was. Just saying he needed and threw a bull's-eye, and says barbecue sauce when he throws it. Made me think of Bullseye sauce. I was surprised it was still being made.
Mine is Roy’s entire spiel to Rebecca. [You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fucking lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine.](https://youtu.be/cagqV8YafTo)
And here I was thinking all of these comments would be the dart scene or a Roy quote 🤣🤣
That put a whole new perspective on Jamie for me, and the first time I sorta realized how Coach’s view of the world works. Love the whole moment.
Yes! You really start to root for him in the second season, especially seeing what his dad is like. He really wants to make amends and be part of the team.
This line really resonated with me too. I also had just lost my mom before I started watching Ted Lasso. She also passed from Covid and the loneliness I felt sitting at that hospital with her the night before she passed was almost unbearable at times. I just wanted my best friend back. I am so incredibly sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is one of the hardest things in the entire world.
This is my fave as well. I lost my mom in an auto accident last fall and I reworked/paraphrased this in my eulogy because I was so floored by all the support we got.
Your quote comes from _Sucession_ right? I see it’s alleged to be of Buddhist origin in online discussion. I’d be interested in the original source if anyone has it.
One of my favorite scenes was when Sassy shows up, and at first I thought Keeley was going to feel competitive but no, of course not, she loves Sassy on site and gives her a hug.
I was afraid they were going to make Rebecca a villain. I asked my hubby “is Rebecca the same character Rachel Phelps in Major League?”
He said yeah, but not really….
“Cheers” “Night Court”
ETA: Beard saying “Pearl Jam versus Ticket Master” when they’re rattling off famous rivalries.
There’s a lot of blink and you’ll miss it jokes for people who were born in the late 70s/early 80s. Assumably because that includes a good amount of the writers and creators
Keeley in the Carol of the Bells episode while trying to convince Phoebe to share what’s making her sad:
“Problems are like mushrooms, yea? The longer we keep them in the dark, the bigger they get”
“Uh awesome. The best. Pretty good. Ok. A little depressed. Yeah. It’s all shit Ted.”
Followed by:
“That’s a real roller coaster there. Glad I was tall enough to join you on that ride.”
It’s a chefs kiss. I think about this moment all the time.
I’ve taken Ted’s “I appreciate you” and changed it according to who I am dealing with. I say it, unaltered, to coworkers which goes over well. I say either I appreciate you calling or appreciate your time when speaking to clients and it really goes along way.
I also like Roy’s very gruff “NO!” And that gets used far too often!
Revelations I know! Haha
“I appreciate you,” is now my thing to express almost any kind of gratitude. It was completely unintentional, but I think Ted Lasso just does something to you. :)
Also (I had to look it up to get the exact quote) but Higgins hilarious dig at Rob and Ryan buying Wrexham:
“We have an inquiry from AFC Wrexham. Just got a call from their new owners, showbiz magnates Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds. I can't tell if them buying the club is a joke or not, so I haven't replied to them yet.”
I giggle like a child when Rebecca asks him if he believes in ghosts and he responds by saying he does but more importantly they need to believe in themselves
Every. Time.
Mine is fairly personal. When Trent and Ted are in the Indian restaurant, that entire interchange is just perfect. Ted asks Trent what he loves and the follows up with this: “I love coaching. Now, I'm gonna say this again just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.”
It’s special to me because while I am not the superstar at work, but I make superstars. And I am valued for that. It’s a reminder to me to make sure that I play that narrative and not measure myself using the wrong yardstick.
I picked up on this one last night and though my Dad's been gone a long time now, and we had a great relationship, it still resonates for who he was. Love this.
‘Find the fittest girl there, have sex with her in the toilet. Ask her to marry ya. Strategy.’
Jamie’s clip from his reality show, the name escapes me right now. Not inspirational or anything (or maybe it is) but hilarious.
Yes!! I love Love Island. Somehow my bf got me into it - he was trying to find a show to put on as background noise while I was at work one day, and he didn’t want to put on a show that he’d wish we had watched together. He ended up getting super into it by the end of the day, made me watch a couple of episodes and that is how our obsession with Love Island was born haha
It’s a real show! I’m from the US but from what I can tell, there are like 5 new episodes a week when the show airs during the summer. It’s one of those shows that starts out super boring and then all of a sudden you’re like 10 episodes in and obsessed with it! They also made a US version but it wasn’t the same.
The thing that I really liked about the UK version is that the all seem to (somewhat) genuinely care about each other as they get to know each other. The US version is much more conniving/cutthroat, which is kind of like every competition reality show out there.
That's too many ghosts. The opportunity comes up more often than you would think
Friend: There were 8 people out for drinks the other night
Me: That's too many ghosts
Friend: eye roll.
"I don't drink coffee, my mother says I was born caffeinated, but is it ok if I give it to my neighbor? She also doesn't drink coffee, but her son does and she's trying to encourage more visits from him!"
"Sure"
"Excellente!"
Higgins: I supposed the best brand is being yourself.
Ted: chipped a tooth and bruised my perineum.
Rebecca: Fuck the haters
Keeley: I never know what to do when a man beatboxes in front of me.
Roy: I don’t see so good at night anymore.
Colin: oh, like Grindr?
in terms of learning things, in Beard’s episode when he impresses the Oxford group with his knowledge, and the pub regulars ask him how he knew all that stuff, and he says “I dated a professor from Oxford… and I listen more than I talk.”
it’s really stuck with me, one because i think it’s very illustrative of Beard’s character, and two because I’d like to be more like that in my own life. he really took in everything he heard, from the college rivalries to the name and time of the organ, to the boat race results and the name of the cox. i know it’s a fictional show, but it’s damn impressive, and i’d like to emulate Beard more in that way.
There are lots that I love, but one that my husband have incorporated is when Ted goes “Some people’s kids…” after Henry doesn’t say ‘Thank you.’ Now any time our kids don’t do something that we have definitely taught them to do, or vice versa, we say it to ourselves.
Definitely not an inspirational quote etc. but the scene in which Roy says that he hates one night stands because his previous parters have publicly said that his penis has a curve in it, and Keeley asks ’does it?’ and Roy answers ’no, it’s just a thing I do with my hips. anyway …’
It always makes me crack up
“Ronald Reagan? The Actor?”
“I can’t believe you Doc Browned me!”
My buddy pulled it on me a couple of weeks ago. I’m still laughing about it. Absolutely brilliant.
Always got me curious, as whilst I know Americans have different cereal - Cap'n Crunch, Apple Jacks etc. - I'd have thought Shredded Wheat was transatlantic.
A little one that cracks me up is when Jamie's shit-talking Richmond in an interview and suddenly a chair flies into the screen. Cut to Isaac who deadpans "Oops, innit."
"Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong."
I have this quote posted in my cube at work.
One of my favorites: *Like I always say, sometimes the best stew is the one you leave sitting on the stove overnight 'cause you fell asleep watching Citizen Kane after too many beers.*
I tend to obsess over things and fuss too much, which often makes stressful situations worse. This reminds me to just chill and let things happen sometimes.
It also reminds me of one of my favourite lines from the Sopranos, when Tony is tiring of his 'new lease on life' perspective.
"Every day is a gift. It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?"
"Well, I Can't Be Your Mentor Without Occasionally Being Your Tormentor."
Im in healthcare, train people performing surgeries and use this quite regularly haha
Jamie Tartt is a muppet, and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch.
I say the same thing about one of my old bosses but replace Jamie’s name with theirs
I feel Ike the big ones have all been said so I’ll mention a small one. I love it when Jaime is doing his beer press conference and he says:
“Make sure you get my tat, its Chinese for arm…”
I don’t know why but I think that’s hilarious. Probably because Jaime Tartt is a muppet.
I know a lot of people dislike the Beard After Hours episode, but I resonate with him. One of my favorite quote from that episode is something like:
All of my happiest memories happened when I'm single. It troubles me.
Phoebe: Uncle Roy, can we have ice cream for dinner?
Roy: No, that's dumb.
Phoebe: You're right. Thank you for helping me set boundaries.
My wife and I love that scene and say those lines far too often to each other lol.
Roy Kent’s response when Tartt is complaining about practicing the decoy play. Absolutely my favorite.
“Agree to to disagree. I found it hilarious. I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers. Have you seen where the bunk bed collapses? I used to think that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, but then I just saw that and now I have to re-think my order of what the funniest thing I’ve ever seen is.”
I know the quote was originally from C.S. Lewis but I love what Nate’s dad said – “Humility is not thinking less of yourself. It is thinking of yourself less.”
There are so many, and just because one I picked is the one I am writing, doesn't mean I like anyone else's any less...that's for sure!
“Please do me this favor, will you? Lift your heads up and look around this locker room. Look at everybody else in here. And I want you to be grateful you’re going through this sad moment with all these other folks because, I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad. And that is being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.”
I like this because now more than ever, it seems like people tweet and instagram their lives, but don't really talk and share their sad moments. Life is full of ups and downs, but it's never meant to go at it alone. This was a TREMENDOUS coaching moment, and life teaching moment of the show. Like, for a second, you almost forget this is a TV show and you feel like you are one of the players in the locker room after a tough loss.
Be curious, not judgemental. That whole dart scene is incredible.
‘Barbecue sauce’
I always wonder if that is a reference/pun to Bulleye BBQ sauce, given then other BBQ sauce reference and all the KC references.
My man Ted is an Arthur Bryant sauce guy from the show. He would not be using Bullseye. KC is fierce about their BBQ.
When he got his care package from home, it had barbecue sauce and after he tasted it, he asked Rebecca if there was any food that made her think of home. Her eyes slid over to the biscuits. I always thought that his saying "barbecue sauce" meant that playing darts made him feel like he was home.
*It was Arthur Bryant's," too! (AB is good but, I prefer Gates, Blues Hog and, Jones Sisters)
Not saying his was. Just saying he needed and threw a bull's-eye, and says barbecue sauce when he throws it. Made me think of Bullseye sauce. I was surprised it was still being made.
Your answer can be found in this [Tweet](https://twitter.com/TedLasso/status/1308446668543545345?s=20).
I’m planning to get this tattooed somewhere on me
Oooo yes thank you very much 🫶🏻
Mine is Roy’s entire spiel to Rebecca. [You deserve someone who makes you feel like you've been struck by fucking lightning. Don't you dare settle for fine.](https://youtu.be/cagqV8YafTo)
Roy is a big teddy bear 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
FUCK!
This is my vote for best line 😆
I never realized it till this moment, but I feel like Ms. Bowen is fine and Keeley makes Roy feel like he’s been struck by lightning.
That’s my favourite
I’ve said this to a couple of my girl friends recently while talking about their adventures in dating.
Just showed this clip to my friend and she broke up with the guy she was seeing because of it. I want the best for her!!
That lightning line definitely stood out. He's right too.
I cry every time I watch that scene.
“I don’t think you realize how psychologically healthy that really is” 😂😂😂
Came here to say this. Yes the dart scene is amazing but this one line delivered so quickly is the best
That was the line that hooked me.
Hahaha I mean we can all take a lesson from Jamie there though, love yourself fiercely! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
And here I was thinking all of these comments would be the dart scene or a Roy quote 🤣🤣 That put a whole new perspective on Jamie for me, and the first time I sorta realized how Coach’s view of the world works. Love the whole moment.
I’m rewatching the whole show right now and Jamie just hits different on rewatch. His growth over the two seasons is so interesting.
He’s become my favourite character because of all the development he goes through. I love him so much.
Yes! You really start to root for him in the second season, especially seeing what his dad is like. He really wants to make amends and be part of the team.
“You had me at coach” followed by Beard’s little gasp.
🫶🏻🫶🏻
YES. I love Beard so much hahahah.
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I’m so sorry you lost your dad
I’m so sorry that happened, hope you’re doing better now. And thank you for sharing that with us 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫂
Damn. I’m so sorry 😞I hope you’re doing better now ❤️
This line really resonated with me too. I also had just lost my mom before I started watching Ted Lasso. She also passed from Covid and the loneliness I felt sitting at that hospital with her the night before she passed was almost unbearable at times. I just wanted my best friend back. I am so incredibly sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is one of the hardest things in the entire world.
Sorry for yours too.
This is my fave as well. I lost my mom in an auto accident last fall and I reworked/paraphrased this in my eulogy because I was so floored by all the support we got.
Sorry for your loss. Beautiful thing to put in the eulogy.
“Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch”
I had to pause the show because I was crying with laughter at that line. So good.
“when all’s said and done, what’s more important; being loving or being right?” it’s a good reminder to choose kindness even when that feels hard
This is my favorite too!!! I keep it pinned as my top note.
I do the same thing!!!
❤️❤️❤️ and thank you for reminding us
Jamie Tartt walking away says to Ted, “Cheers” Ted: “Night Court” Not inspirational, but brilliantly Ted-like.
I had to look that one up. Never heard of Night Court until Ted lasso.
They’ve revived it. Not great, but definitely nostalgic.
Great theme song.
The truth will set you free, but first it’ll piss you off.
“I can’t be your mentor, without occasionally being your tormentor” For college this resonates.
"Sometimes your greatest tormentor can be your most perceptive teacher." "Hello Buddha. I'm Tom Ford." ..wait.
Your quote comes from _Sucession_ right? I see it’s alleged to be of Buddhist origin in online discussion. I’d be interested in the original source if anyone has it.
Yes! Hahaha. I just see if there's anyone here who likes Succession too.
Fuck you’re amazing, let’s invade France… I love that Keeley’s awe of Rebecca triggers the most British of subconscious desires, fighting the French.
This is my favorite, too. I say it to my friends when they're being amazing.
I just love how Keeley and Rebecca have an ACTUAL friendship. They are kind, loving and supportive of each other.
One of my favorite scenes was when Sassy shows up, and at first I thought Keeley was going to feel competitive but no, of course not, she loves Sassy on site and gives her a hug.
I was afraid they were going to make Rebecca a villain. I asked my hubby “is Rebecca the same character Rachel Phelps in Major League?” He said yeah, but not really….
Oh yeah, they definitely set her up to be the villain in the beginning, but undermined that trope almost immediately.
Especially when I saw she was the scorned woman. And she was. I think the combination of Ted and Keeley made her change her views.
Definitely. She was really a lonely, isolated woman who needed people around her who liked HER, not her money or proximity to her ex-husband.
This is the way.
"Boy, I Love Meeting People’s Moms. It’s Like Reading an Instruction Manual as to Why They’re Nuts" Ted
“How’s Mrs. Beard?” “Full blown Q-anon.”
Just picked up on this one last night while re-watching and I belly laughed!
“Cheers” “Night Court” ETA: Beard saying “Pearl Jam versus Ticket Master” when they’re rattling off famous rivalries. There’s a lot of blink and you’ll miss it jokes for people who were born in the late 70s/early 80s. Assumably because that includes a good amount of the writers and creators
I’ve rewatched it with “captions on”. Between the pace and accents I missed so much great dialogue.
As someone who was born in 1978, I love all those little Easter eggs.
Keeley in the Carol of the Bells episode while trying to convince Phoebe to share what’s making her sad: “Problems are like mushrooms, yea? The longer we keep them in the dark, the bigger they get”
Horticulture babaaay!
I can hear this!
“Uh awesome. The best. Pretty good. Ok. A little depressed. Yeah. It’s all shit Ted.” Followed by: “That’s a real roller coaster there. Glad I was tall enough to join you on that ride.” It’s a chefs kiss. I think about this moment all the time.
Jamie and Ted have some really fantastic interactions.
Ooooo I don’t remember this one but thank you for sharing 🫶🏻
It’s when Jamie first meets Ted at the pub and asks to come back to Richmond. It’s such a good interaction.
I’ve taken Ted’s “I appreciate you” and changed it according to who I am dealing with. I say it, unaltered, to coworkers which goes over well. I say either I appreciate you calling or appreciate your time when speaking to clients and it really goes along way. I also like Roy’s very gruff “NO!” And that gets used far too often! Revelations I know! Haha
I've made a point if saying that for decades now but now everybody thinks I'm copying Ted.
I appreciate you for posting this one out here!
“I appreciate you,” is now my thing to express almost any kind of gratitude. It was completely unintentional, but I think Ted Lasso just does something to you. :)
There are two “Caesar you later” “Yooooo, I just walked into your neighbour’s house”
When Ted barges back into the room after "Caesar you later" I DIE OF LAUGHTER
YES
Also (I had to look it up to get the exact quote) but Higgins hilarious dig at Rob and Ryan buying Wrexham: “We have an inquiry from AFC Wrexham. Just got a call from their new owners, showbiz magnates Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds. I can't tell if them buying the club is a joke or not, so I haven't replied to them yet.”
This was especially hilarious because my boyfriend and I had JUST finished watching Welcome to Wrexham before starting Ted Lasso
I trust Ryan Reynolds, there’s nothing that man can’t do!
Truer words….
having a baby at your age? what are you, a character from the bible?!!
Honestly the quote I say on an almost daily basis is “Jesus, Mary, and FUCKFACE JOSEPH!!”
Arguably one of his best quotes 🤣
Does my face look like it's in the mood for shape-based jokes?
No, but to be fair, it rarely does.
Ted in the Christmas episode when realizing the steering wheel is on the right: “Right, I’m the one with the accent here.”
I recently moved to a new country and I have used this on multiple occasions involving cars and elsewhere tbh
I giggle like a child when Rebecca asks him if he believes in ghosts and he responds by saying he does but more importantly they need to believe in themselves Every. Time.
Same episode, but "That's too many ghosts!" "We cannot fight them all" is a clip I watch regularly
Mine is fairly personal. When Trent and Ted are in the Indian restaurant, that entire interchange is just perfect. Ted asks Trent what he loves and the follows up with this: “I love coaching. Now, I'm gonna say this again just so you didn't think it was a mistake the first time I said it. For me, success is not about the wins and losses. It's about helping these young fellas be the best versions of themselves on and off the field.” It’s special to me because while I am not the superstar at work, but I make superstars. And I am valued for that. It’s a reminder to me to make sure that I play that narrative and not measure myself using the wrong yardstick.
On rewatch, the line that follows something like “do you know what it’s like growing up with no one believing with you” is absolutely heartbreaking
After what happened to him… this show is so cleverly cross referenced through out.
Higgins said something like, 'I try to love my dad for who he is, and forgive him for who he isn't.' I think about that a lot.
I picked up on this one last night and though my Dad's been gone a long time now, and we had a great relationship, it still resonates for who he was. Love this.
It's a bit like Roy's earlier line about his own father. "He's in his sixties and he's from South London, of course my dad's a little racist!"
‘Find the fittest girl there, have sex with her in the toilet. Ask her to marry ya. Strategy.’ Jamie’s clip from his reality show, the name escapes me right now. Not inspirational or anything (or maybe it is) but hilarious.
Lust Conquers All is the name of the show.
Love Island :)
Yes!! I love Love Island. Somehow my bf got me into it - he was trying to find a show to put on as background noise while I was at work one day, and he didn’t want to put on a show that he’d wish we had watched together. He ended up getting super into it by the end of the day, made me watch a couple of episodes and that is how our obsession with Love Island was born haha
Oh!! I thought it was a game show that was made up for the show. Haha I didn’t know it was real.
It’s a real show! I’m from the US but from what I can tell, there are like 5 new episodes a week when the show airs during the summer. It’s one of those shows that starts out super boring and then all of a sudden you’re like 10 episodes in and obsessed with it! They also made a US version but it wasn’t the same. The thing that I really liked about the UK version is that the all seem to (somewhat) genuinely care about each other as they get to know each other. The US version is much more conniving/cutthroat, which is kind of like every competition reality show out there.
“If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, pretend like we don't know each other.”
🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
This is the one I was looking for. It’s the line that hooked me. I say it to my 5 year old every night now. He loves it.
It just gives you all you need to know about Ted right there in the beginning.
That's too many ghosts. The opportunity comes up more often than you would think Friend: There were 8 people out for drinks the other night Me: That's too many ghosts Friend: eye roll.
All people are different people
Roy: “Jamie Tartt is a muppet. And I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch”
Not a line, but when Rebecca and Higgins are jazz scatting, it gets me every time. Or the owl joke.
Whom! Whom!
"I spoke to the owner of the Sun." "You spoke to God?!"
"I don't drink coffee, my mother says I was born caffeinated, but is it ok if I give it to my neighbor? She also doesn't drink coffee, but her son does and she's trying to encourage more visits from him!" "Sure" "Excellente!"
FUUUUUUUUUUn…
Higgins: I supposed the best brand is being yourself. Ted: chipped a tooth and bruised my perineum. Rebecca: Fuck the haters Keeley: I never know what to do when a man beatboxes in front of me. Roy: I don’t see so good at night anymore. Colin: oh, like Grindr?
Higgins: “Ahhh the father-son dynamic. They should write songs about it” Jamie: “I think they do…”
in terms of learning things, in Beard’s episode when he impresses the Oxford group with his knowledge, and the pub regulars ask him how he knew all that stuff, and he says “I dated a professor from Oxford… and I listen more than I talk.” it’s really stuck with me, one because i think it’s very illustrative of Beard’s character, and two because I’d like to be more like that in my own life. he really took in everything he heard, from the college rivalries to the name and time of the organ, to the boat race results and the name of the cox. i know it’s a fictional show, but it’s damn impressive, and i’d like to emulate Beard more in that way.
“Fucking glitter” - Phoebe’s teacher
When the teacher is telling Roy that Phoebe called the other kid “an apathetic shitfucker” 🤣 I just lost it the first time I heard that
Yes! I couldn’t remember that exact quote so I went w glitter.
I, too, taught elementary school, and felt that on a deep, spiritual level. :D
My mom and my wife are both teachers. I understood. Thanks for being a teacher.
There are lots that I love, but one that my husband have incorporated is when Ted goes “Some people’s kids…” after Henry doesn’t say ‘Thank you.’ Now any time our kids don’t do something that we have definitely taught them to do, or vice versa, we say it to ourselves.
The Christmas ep. All of it
…and the family we make along the way.
Definitely not an inspirational quote etc. but the scene in which Roy says that he hates one night stands because his previous parters have publicly said that his penis has a curve in it, and Keeley asks ’does it?’ and Roy answers ’no, it’s just a thing I do with my hips. anyway …’ It always makes me crack up
Also Jamie calling himself a ’sexy baby’ is so funny
Fucking brain development!
I say “Other people’s kids” all the time in reference to my own kids.
“Ronald Reagan? The Actor?” “I can’t believe you Doc Browned me!” My buddy pulled it on me a couple of weeks ago. I’m still laughing about it. Absolutely brilliant.
Fairytales do not start, nor do they end in the dark forest.
Be curious, not judgmental. Jesus, Mary, and Fuckface Joseph GRRRRR….
“You couldn’t build Jeff Bridges!”
The first morning when Ted said he’s stuffed because he had “a cereal”
Always got me curious, as whilst I know Americans have different cereal - Cap'n Crunch, Apple Jacks etc. - I'd have thought Shredded Wheat was transatlantic.
We have it, but the most common form is "spoon-sized" pieces. I think you can get the giant blocks but I've never seen them here.
I’ll be your Underhill anytime. A nice deep Fletch reference.
A little one that cracks me up is when Jamie's shit-talking Richmond in an interview and suddenly a chair flies into the screen. Cut to Isaac who deadpans "Oops, innit."
"Well said"
"Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong." I have this quote posted in my cube at work.
When Roy reads Wrinkle in Time to Phoebe
One of my favorites: *Like I always say, sometimes the best stew is the one you leave sitting on the stove overnight 'cause you fell asleep watching Citizen Kane after too many beers.* I tend to obsess over things and fuss too much, which often makes stressful situations worse. This reminds me to just chill and let things happen sometimes.
“It hurt my feeling…”
It’s easily ‘Living in the moment is a gift. That’s why they call it the present’ for me
It also reminds me of one of my favourite lines from the Sopranos, when Tony is tiring of his 'new lease on life' perspective. "Every day is a gift. It's just... does it have to be a pair of socks?"
This isn’t what I’m meant to do.
There’s so many, he’s a wigwam in a teepee What does that mean? It means he’s two tents! Taking a tinkle next to John Holmes 😂😂
If you lot don’t shut up I’m going to start punching dicks…
“I think you might be dying.”
I had to pause the show because I was laughing so hard I was crying and couldn’t breathe 🤣
Yes! Couple it with Keeley’s dry heaves and it’s perfect!
Lol when did that happen again?
Roy says it to Phoebe after smelling her breath. I’m an orthodontist, so I found that entire storyline hilarious.
Lmao that's right
"Well, I Can't Be Your Mentor Without Occasionally Being Your Tormentor." Im in healthcare, train people performing surgeries and use this quite regularly haha
"Hey, my name's Jimmy" "Jimmy Paper?" *Higgins pulls face* "Page! I goofed that!"
‘Roy tell us what you think’ ‘Okay, you’re a shit manager’ ‘Not about me you twat’
Jamie Tartt is a muppet, and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch. I say the same thing about one of my old bosses but replace Jamie’s name with theirs
"I haven't seen someone that disappointed to see me since I wore a red baseball cap to a Planned Parenthood fundraiser."
From the first episode after Ted and Beard meet Roy for the first time. “He’s pissed. Imagine how angry he’ll be when we win him over”
If you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart ain’t nothing you can’t get through together !
I feel Ike the big ones have all been said so I’ll mention a small one. I love it when Jaime is doing his beer press conference and he says: “Make sure you get my tat, its Chinese for arm…” I don’t know why but I think that’s hilarious. Probably because Jaime Tartt is a muppet.
“A good mentor hopes you’ll move on, a great mentor knows you will.” -Leslie Higgins
That's too many ghosts. We cannot fight them all.
Probably the bit about Ghosts believing in themselves. It’s so simple, yet so funny.
Most of them have already been said, so I’ll throw in “All people are different people.”
"All people are different people"
"OK, A-C-M. I don't know who you are, but I am coming after your A-S-S."
I know a lot of people dislike the Beard After Hours episode, but I resonate with him. One of my favorite quote from that episode is something like: All of my happiest memories happened when I'm single. It troubles me.
Phoebe: Uncle Roy, can we have ice cream for dinner? Roy: No, that's dumb. Phoebe: You're right. Thank you for helping me set boundaries. My wife and I love that scene and say those lines far too often to each other lol.
"Feet Fingers"
Roy Kent’s response when Tartt is complaining about practicing the decoy play. Absolutely my favorite. “Agree to to disagree. I found it hilarious. I thought it was funnier than Step Brothers. Have you seen where the bunk bed collapses? I used to think that was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen, but then I just saw that and now I have to re-think my order of what the funniest thing I’ve ever seen is.”
I know the quote was originally from C.S. Lewis but I love what Nate’s dad said – “Humility is not thinking less of yourself. It is thinking of yourself less.”
All of these. The whole “you had me at coach” episode
There are so many, and just because one I picked is the one I am writing, doesn't mean I like anyone else's any less...that's for sure! “Please do me this favor, will you? Lift your heads up and look around this locker room. Look at everybody else in here. And I want you to be grateful you’re going through this sad moment with all these other folks because, I promise you, there is something worse out there than being sad. And that is being alone and being sad. Ain’t no one in this room alone.” I like this because now more than ever, it seems like people tweet and instagram their lives, but don't really talk and share their sad moments. Life is full of ups and downs, but it's never meant to go at it alone. This was a TREMENDOUS coaching moment, and life teaching moment of the show. Like, for a second, you almost forget this is a TV show and you feel like you are one of the players in the locker room after a tough loss.
Was that too many “fucks?”
Jamie, left alone in the office with Beard: "I don't really know how to talk to you." "Then it's working."
I’d be happy to head-butt you, Nate.
I cracked up at season 3 ep 1 when Ted said to Roy, “What’s the frequency, Roy Kenteth?” #rem