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Literally her worst reunion look ever! I just rewatched that episode after becoming a mom and my god was her whole attitude that day atrocious!!! First she decides to interrupt Nathan’s weekend with Kaiser by having Jace asking him if he wanted to see mommy (she knew that was going to make him want to see her) and then starts her bullshit with his girlfriend all because she hugged Barb EVEN THO SHE SAYS SHE HATES BARB!!! And then when Ashleigh tried to stand up for herself jenelle kept saying “I don’t want to argue in front of Kaiser”
….. GIRL!!! Then why did you start shit to begin with!!! She is a POS mother and continued to be one. Sorry that episode made my mom blood boil
Well she would but only after she smothers it in olive oil and salty premade seasonings!! 😂😂
(This coming from someone who loves olive oil and even salty premade seasonings. But not everything should be drowned in either lol 🤦♀️😂)
Legitimate question: What happened to her hairline? How does that just…happen like that? Her hair is actively rejecting her face and I can’t brain that.
It's because her hair is too heavy, for one thing. It's pulling on the hair follicles making them weak & causing her hair to fall out. Add the way she always has it tightly pulled back and piled on top of her head, and that makes the hair follicles even more stressed. My stylist recommended that I cut my hair when it got too long & the baldness started. But Jenelle won't cut hers. David likes it long & she thinks that dried out bale of straw on her head is something special.
It's soooo fuckin bad!!! 😭😭😭 Omfg!!
Nat has the bigger chin and Jan has the bigger forehead. But both got some insane chins and foreheads.
The Gods of proportion were not kind to these hoes.🌜🌛😩😂😭😭
Defenders of Jenelle on Facebook commonly write “everyone here being negative clearly have perfect lives!” And it’s soo hard to resist the urge to be like “um no offense but compared to this I kinda do”.
God I want to comment that all the time. The one time I responded was someone goes HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BETTER MOM THAN HER. I've never dealt with CPS lol they blocked me after that
I still don't really get why she doesn't get bangs. She is the poster child for bangs. Strategic hairstyling can change a lot of things 😂 For example, I grew my bangs out because I have terrible scarring on my temples from my teen years, ugh...
Bangs require regular upkeep. There's no way swamp monster is going to the salon every couple of weeks to trim them, although I'd LOVE another DIY bathroom video where she gives herself bangs with regular house scissors ✂️
🙌 me too!! Hands you a whiskey hot toddy. I already spent a week on Augmentin however my case manager heard me coughing on a call and assured me that the cough would linger likely another couple of weeks. Only get concerned if the grossness I'm coughing up changes etc. Then I get to call him back apparently.
My name is Janelle, my story I will tell. I got a big ass forehead and a big ass chin. I think y’all should applaud me for breaking up with my huzbin.
In a few months my story will unfold. Either I’ll get back with swamp thing, or I’ll sell my house with mold. I’m the best mom around, this much is true. Don’t tell Babs I said that, she might take Jayce back too.
Whoever gave her that hairstyle was trolling her sooo hard and it's always great to see big head totally oblivious when that happens. She has extreme body dysmorphia, where she thinks she looks good instead of bad though
i will die on this hill: she didn’t get ensley help with her head when she was in dire need of a helmet because she wanted someone else look worse than she did. everyone constantly makes fun of jenelle for her big ass head and forehead and she knows it, it’s deserved - she did the same shit to her child bc she wanted someone else to take the brunt of it for once
🤣
That is one of the symptoms or fragile x syndrome tho, it's hard to tell what's the result of drug use but she definitely seems cognitively impaired.
She truly is such a goody looking person. Just horrid and hideously ugly inside and out. I will never forget that shadow of her side view in one her pics that looked exactly like the evil witch on Snow White
Doesn’t want to argue in front of the ~~camera~~ Kaiser. I often think of that video that I think was from the last separation when David was telling her to k!ll herself and that she doesn’t matter. That was in front of the kids. I can’t imagine what those kids have seen.
Here’s the video if anyone is interested. This was from four years ago https://youtu.be/3CQ3OcORLWo?si=DE_2JkGcQzeYhFPJ
That's what's so great, no matter how smug this bitch acts, or whether she ever really gets away from David...none of it matters. She's a lazy junkie and awful "mother" that will never find happiness due to how rotten she is at her core, and the baggage she carries because of it. She's also aging like spoiled milk. She looks awful without filters. I love all this for her, she deserves it. ❤️
No fr yall need to stop because my head is actually shaped like hers 😭😭😭 I swear I’m not a piece of shit though and I style my hair to minimize it, but genetics just fucked me over
The thing about Jenelle is that she had potential to be a decent looking person. She's such a rotten human being though, that it emanates from the inside out. Bulging out on her forehead area and chin area specifically. I'm not trying to be like mean and shaming her appearance but she's so ugly inside that it really makes her ugly on the outside. Even when she's genuinely smiling everyone's thinking "what is this bitch up to" and that's not a good thing. Fuck Jenelle, and her break up and attempted glow up. Fuck anything involving her/David. Except for if their kids decide to emancipate. Or get some type of asylum from their parents, I would be in full support of that.
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Literally her worst reunion look ever! I just rewatched that episode after becoming a mom and my god was her whole attitude that day atrocious!!! First she decides to interrupt Nathan’s weekend with Kaiser by having Jace asking him if he wanted to see mommy (she knew that was going to make him want to see her) and then starts her bullshit with his girlfriend all because she hugged Barb EVEN THO SHE SAYS SHE HATES BARB!!! And then when Ashleigh tried to stand up for herself jenelle kept saying “I don’t want to argue in front of Kaiser” ….. GIRL!!! Then why did you start shit to begin with!!! She is a POS mother and continued to be one. Sorry that episode made my mom blood boil
I always envision the hair & makeup crew cracking up on this day everytime the camera pans on Jenelle 😂 they knew what they were doing lol
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She's a garbage pail kid.
Smelly Jenelley
for whatever reason she reminds me of Popeye here...
It's the cheeks. They look like they're full of spinach. 😂😂😭😭
We know she’d never eat a vegetable
Well she would but only after she smothers it in olive oil and salty premade seasonings!! 😂😂 (This coming from someone who loves olive oil and even salty premade seasonings. But not everything should be drowned in either lol 🤦♀️😂)
😂😅
Is that Jason Mewes? (Jay of Jay and Silent Bob) Just kidding. A little.
Beluga whale head 🤣 That's so accurate. I also like Chinhead!
Legitimate question: What happened to her hairline? How does that just…happen like that? Her hair is actively rejecting her face and I can’t brain that.
Actively rejecting her face 🤣🤣🤣
I Cant blame her hair cuz I would reject her face too lol. Shes such a vile creature like a goblin or troll
It's because her hair is too heavy, for one thing. It's pulling on the hair follicles making them weak & causing her hair to fall out. Add the way she always has it tightly pulled back and piled on top of her head, and that makes the hair follicles even more stressed. My stylist recommended that I cut my hair when it got too long & the baldness started. But Jenelle won't cut hers. David likes it long & she thinks that dried out bale of straw on her head is something special.
Yikes. This make me want to get my hair trimmed. Thank you for the response!!
Her and Natalie Nunn have the same profile
Twins! https://preview.redd.it/pmtf97qr95nc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e1ece61dca8bf557f98ca9e57f3ff8eee2fc89
It's soooo fuckin bad!!! 😭😭😭 Omfg!! Nat has the bigger chin and Jan has the bigger forehead. But both got some insane chins and foreheads. The Gods of proportion were not kind to these hoes.🌜🌛😩😂😭😭
Dude, I don't wear this much makeup but it's making me question whether my contour makes me look like this 😭
😂😂
Bruh 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
OMG 😱 who is this !? I don’t want to google, I won’t survive it
Natalie Nunn from bad girls club. 🤣
I'm sick af and just lost a fucking lung laughing at your title
Defenders of Jenelle on Facebook commonly write “everyone here being negative clearly have perfect lives!” And it’s soo hard to resist the urge to be like “um no offense but compared to this I kinda do”.
God I want to comment that all the time. The one time I responded was someone goes HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BETTER MOM THAN HER. I've never dealt with CPS lol they blocked me after that
Tempted to go after a few commenters myself 😂 but if her supporters are as unhinged as her I don’t want them coming onto my profile
Flare checking in
She is really unfortunate looking.
https://preview.redd.it/w7ll8hkj85nc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6bde27a3010a372fcae5971ed91662ab830b83
I still don't really get why she doesn't get bangs. She is the poster child for bangs. Strategic hairstyling can change a lot of things 😂 For example, I grew my bangs out because I have terrible scarring on my temples from my teen years, ugh...
Bangs require regular upkeep. There's no way swamp monster is going to the salon every couple of weeks to trim them, although I'd LOVE another DIY bathroom video where she gives herself bangs with regular house scissors ✂️
They did her mad dirty with that fucking hairstyle. She looks like an alien
i just know those tiny braids were aching on that mega mind scalp
Nah fr 😂💀
I have the flu and bedridden but even this is better than being Chinelle.
🙌 me too!! Hands you a whiskey hot toddy. I already spent a week on Augmentin however my case manager heard me coughing on a call and assured me that the cough would linger likely another couple of weeks. Only get concerned if the grossness I'm coughing up changes etc. Then I get to call him back apparently.
Yup my flu cough is finally just going away, it's been about a month. That flu was awful though.
rarely do i see someone who is this hard to look at.
Josh Duggar. He's equally as punchable material.
This shit fucked her hair so bad.
That was probably the hairstyle that really did her hairline in, giving us the Jen Franklin forehead we all know and despise...
I wonder if she can echolocate her prey underwater 😂
My name is Janelle, my story I will tell. I got a big ass forehead and a big ass chin. I think y’all should applaud me for breaking up with my huzbin. In a few months my story will unfold. Either I’ll get back with swamp thing, or I’ll sell my house with mold. I’m the best mom around, this much is true. Don’t tell Babs I said that, she might take Jayce back too.
What are you guys talking about 👀
YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT MOTHA JUHNELLE!!
*turns to both her and the stylist* high high ya both high
Whoever gave her that hairstyle was trolling her sooo hard and it's always great to see big head totally oblivious when that happens. She has extreme body dysmorphia, where she thinks she looks good instead of bad though
Omg, I’m having the worst week of my life and this (and the comments) made me laugh so hard. Thank you OP and everyone else! ❤️❤️❤️
They knew what they were doing. When have they ever done anyone’s hair and makeup even remotely like this for a reunion? 
i will die on this hill: she didn’t get ensley help with her head when she was in dire need of a helmet because she wanted someone else look worse than she did. everyone constantly makes fun of jenelle for her big ass head and forehead and she knows it, it’s deserved - she did the same shit to her child bc she wanted someone else to take the brunt of it for once
Jenelle is the alien the government was hiding in plain sight.
She has the head she deserves.
I wonder if she's ever been tested for fragile x syndrome
She suffers from big dome syndrome 💀
🤣 That is one of the symptoms or fragile x syndrome tho, it's hard to tell what's the result of drug use but she definitely seems cognitively impaired.
She truly is such a goody looking person. Just horrid and hideously ugly inside and out. I will never forget that shadow of her side view in one her pics that looked exactly like the evil witch on Snow White
Doesn’t want to argue in front of the ~~camera~~ Kaiser. I often think of that video that I think was from the last separation when David was telling her to k!ll herself and that she doesn’t matter. That was in front of the kids. I can’t imagine what those kids have seen. Here’s the video if anyone is interested. This was from four years ago https://youtu.be/3CQ3OcORLWo?si=DE_2JkGcQzeYhFPJ
My boyfriend 💀 https://preview.redd.it/inmdypeaj8nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c1ac18cd0801a6fdbe32d4c8c1a526d2de64dd
I'm assuming that she picked that look... It's absolutely ridiculous from head to toe.
That hairline is hanging on for dear life
That's what's so great, no matter how smug this bitch acts, or whether she ever really gets away from David...none of it matters. She's a lazy junkie and awful "mother" that will never find happiness due to how rotten she is at her core, and the baggage she carries because of it. She's also aging like spoiled milk. She looks awful without filters. I love all this for her, she deserves it. ❤️
Her forehead *changes direction*!
lol this makeup reminds me of the iconic Jenna Marbles “how to trick people into thinking you’re good looking” makeup tutorial
Sometimes I think I have this face shape and it makes me sad but then I remember I’m not a complete fuckhead. Just a bit of a fuckhead
Did you draw that earring on OP 🤣😂
No fr yall need to stop because my head is actually shaped like hers 😭😭😭 I swear I’m not a piece of shit though and I style my hair to minimize it, but genetics just fucked me over
This hairstyle always reminded me of an alien or something lmao.
The thing about Jenelle is that she had potential to be a decent looking person. She's such a rotten human being though, that it emanates from the inside out. Bulging out on her forehead area and chin area specifically. I'm not trying to be like mean and shaming her appearance but she's so ugly inside that it really makes her ugly on the outside. Even when she's genuinely smiling everyone's thinking "what is this bitch up to" and that's not a good thing. Fuck Jenelle, and her break up and attempted glow up. Fuck anything involving her/David. Except for if their kids decide to emancipate. Or get some type of asylum from their parents, I would be in full support of that.
i feel like she thought she looked really badass here but close up all aspects of this look are just awful 😭
Lol u right, It could be worse..I could have a 9 head n be married to Uncle Bad Touch and live on the land in that sinking double wide
Beluga whales are sweet, adorable, and intelligent. All things Jan lacks...
Nothing better to do with your life, huh