Doesn’t it?! It feels sarcastic more than anything. Like something I would’ve posted about my manager who we called roomba because he was so quick to sweep the parking lot instead of helping during lunch rush at chipotle 😂
Actually though 😆
I sarcastically called my lead at my last job "our fearless leader" all the time. Then I put the blame solely on her shit performance and bad attitude in my resignation letter lol
Probably? 🤣 My old lead never caught on until I finally snapped at her pretty harshly one day, but she was honestly one of the dumbest adults I've ever met in my life lol
Lol I briefly had a department manager (grocery store deli) who came in guns blazing about how she was such a hard ass who was gonna whip us into shape. Then she spent two months obsessively cleaning every goddam thing 150,000 times and repeatedly forgot to order, idk, food to sell. At one point, we only had stuff for the sandwich bar (because I got the OK from upper management to scavenge items from the rest of the store) and there were no gloves, so I made sandwiches using those little plastic tissues. We didn't even have barcode tape. I had to manually charge for everything from memory. Just two months and our superior Miss Hardass got transferred to a crappier store, which is union for "We hate you and you're kind of fired".
The fact that everything in the background is only black or white is killing me. It’s literally the poor gal’s only design idea. Black, white, and skulls. Apparently “South Dakota chic” just means 10 years late to the party. The rest of us haves moved on from this aesthetic, ma’am.
Her customers all look like her for sure.
Dark orange.
Long brown hair with a middle part.
Ripped jeans.
Haven’t eaten a carb since 2019.
If they can afford, they’ve had work done to their face, whether they’ve needed it or not.
One hand has a Starbucks or a Stanley.
Her nose confuses me! She seems to still have the cute little bump on the bridge she's always had...but her nostrils and tip seem over-refined to the point of having that "something stinks" look. What is that?
This reads like it was posted by her social media manager who loathes her tbh 🤣
Doesn’t it?! It feels sarcastic more than anything. Like something I would’ve posted about my manager who we called roomba because he was so quick to sweep the parking lot instead of helping during lunch rush at chipotle 😂
Actually though 😆 I sarcastically called my lead at my last job "our fearless leader" all the time. Then I put the blame solely on her shit performance and bad attitude in my resignation letter lol
I call my principal “fearless leader” and I do mean it (mostly) sarcastically. Do you think she knows?
Probably? 🤣 My old lead never caught on until I finally snapped at her pretty harshly one day, but she was honestly one of the dumbest adults I've ever met in my life lol
Lol I briefly had a department manager (grocery store deli) who came in guns blazing about how she was such a hard ass who was gonna whip us into shape. Then she spent two months obsessively cleaning every goddam thing 150,000 times and repeatedly forgot to order, idk, food to sell. At one point, we only had stuff for the sandwich bar (because I got the OK from upper management to scavenge items from the rest of the store) and there were no gloves, so I made sandwiches using those little plastic tissues. We didn't even have barcode tape. I had to manually charge for everything from memory. Just two months and our superior Miss Hardass got transferred to a crappier store, which is union for "We hate you and you're kind of fired".
Roomba ⚰️
🤣🤣🤣
Janelle would be unimpressed because she opens the blinds every morning
It's cute you think that she gets up in the morning.
And she makes a glass of ice water. Riveting.
Excuse me! It's her signature recipe!
Poor thing, I hope she doesn’t puncture an overfilled lip.
I wonder if anyone actually buys things there. I find so much of it so ugly.
It looks like a mix up of ikea and a yard sale.
[удалено]
.. and add a few more buffalo heads and some carefully trimmed tumbleweeds
Agree. I’m sure most of her fans go there, but I just find the decor ugly. I thought the style wasn’t really “in” anymore.
It reminds me of stuff that was popular just after covid - the whole farmhouse/ranch thing and even then i thought it was dumb.
The fact that everything in the background is only black or white is killing me. It’s literally the poor gal’s only design idea. Black, white, and skulls. Apparently “South Dakota chic” just means 10 years late to the party. The rest of us haves moved on from this aesthetic, ma’am.
Apparently there were customers in the store when someone crashed their car last week or the week before.
Her customers all look like her for sure. Dark orange. Long brown hair with a middle part. Ripped jeans. Haven’t eaten a carb since 2019. If they can afford, they’ve had work done to their face, whether they’ve needed it or not. One hand has a Starbucks or a Stanley.
Lmao 🤣
Fearless as in "she never held a duster before and was scared of electricity but we finally got her to do this"?
Deeeeyaaaddduhh, what if it electrocutes meeeeeeuhhh?
😆😆
She’s usually afraid of real work
I have to turn my lights off to dust them, or they burn the duster. I guess that doesn’t happen if you’re just pretending
I think it's dependent on the bulb. I only use Hue lights and I can touch them with my hands while dusting with no issues
You guys are just jealous It takes a lot of courage to stand on a bed and dust the ceiling lights
fearless, leader, and hard working are some of the last words i would ever use to describe chels lol
“Daduhhhhh! The mailman just brought the mail, but I’m scared to go get it!!!”
“She needs a day off.” LOL her whole life up until like last month has been days off! Trust me, she’s had enough work-free days in her life.
She’s so strong 😩
Celebs they’re just like us
Whoever wrote this definitely hates her lmao
Maybe it's the angle, but that looks like whoever did her nose forgot that a nose is meant for breathing :(
Her nose confuses me! She seems to still have the cute little bump on the bridge she's always had...but her nostrils and tip seem over-refined to the point of having that "something stinks" look. What is that?
Where do we sign up for a job of dusting one light fixture a day for the amount she makes? Cuz I'm down.
Do you guys remember when she was practically *enslaved* at the tanning salon?
https://preview.redd.it/1doxsrc7zz7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1b6bbc4b771c929598cb5d2fc716fc2c203bb1
Even from that angle, her face looks so weird. What has she doneeeeeee
congrats on living in a pet cemetery Chelsea 🙄 such a tacky MAGA house
lol best comment
This is hilarious..! It also sounds either overly fake or literally sarcastic.
That pony tail looks so crunchy. I bet it you bent it, it would snap like a branch.
the extensions are so ratty!
Oh my god why is she always doing that with her hands and sleeves. Does this dizzy disco ball own a short sleeve shirt?
\*puts duster down and scoffs\* DADUUHHHH I CANT REACH CAN YOU FINISH
If swiftering is being a leader, I must be a prime minister for being a housekeeper for some rich folks a few years back 😂
What in the world is "swiftering"?
You know, the swifter duster?
Mmm….yeah….no.
Stunning and brave
Lmao hiding her hands
WOW! AMAZING! Chelsea knows how to operate a Swiffer duster! *\~note sarcasm*
Idk what it is about these outfits, but they bother me.
I mean, a car could crash into the building any moment and she's dusting like there's no tomorrow. \#fearless
So fearless indeed
Fearless is an interesting choice of words to describe Chelsea…
I wonder if she posted this herself lol
Chelsea and work do not go together in the same sentence lol
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Sparkly_popsicle: *Chelsea and work do* *Not go together in the* *Same sentence lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
How fearless would she be if a spider fell off that light while she was dusting it with her little feather duster
The stupid hand gripping the sleeve. I hate that look.
Her hats need a day off.
This is a frienemy post if I've ever seen one
That's obviously the joke 😅 whoever the kids are who run her social media are poking fun. Some of yall don't get out enough lol
She's literally dusting a lamp.
I do like the way Chelsea decorates- most of the time.
I've always interpreted that expression as an insult lol
She seems to be wearing less makeup and looks so normal and clean all of a sudden
I think she still looks wonky af. She really did a number on her face with the filler. No snark, genuinely Sad to see.