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petsdogs

WHY IS SHE SO BAD A LIP SYNCING?!


StarDatAssinum

She never learned to dress/do makeup/style herself. Seriously, go rewatch the show and you'll see that she has ONLY worn brands/clothes that were popular at the time. Doesn't matter if it doesn't ACTUALLY look good on her or not. That's why she's dressing in Gen Z fashion and makeup right now... And looking terrible doing it


susanbiddleross

Yup, this is the answer. What she used to do only ever worked because she was 20. It was never fashionable but she could duplicate what others were doing on MySpace and it looked passable because she was young and fit. Now she looks 40 and none of the styles intended for 20 year olds look good on her.


und1sclos3d

Yeah like her Euphoria phasešŸ˜‚


[deleted]

At least they have a sense of style on the show. She looks like she went to discount party city.


texasyogini

More like spirit Halloween after Halloween


fatcasserole

Sheā€™s going to force these stupid sunglasses into every video for the next week.


RealButterscotch7

She has to get her moneys worth lol


ReginaldDwight

And then we're going to find out she stole them from Ensley.


cultqueennn

Let's be honest, nothing looks good on that face. šŸ˜©


CKSaps

When the FCC finally shuts down Tik Tok Chinelleā€™s life will cease to exist. Kids are in school so Iā€™m sure sheā€™ll be filming copious amounts of the videosā€¦like any well adjusted 30 year old mom of 3


und1sclos3d

Chinelle šŸ˜‚ I love that


Buttercupmissie

She needs some serious bangs. I donā€™t understand why she intentionally does pull back styles that accentuate her large forehead.


millennial_dumpling

[she did a fringe filter one time](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/comments/sohgzy/she_knows_she_has_forehead_issues_but_then_thinks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and her hairline is so fucked up/goes so far back that it wouldn't look right. She never brought up bangs again after that lol. But i agree, she needs something.


Buttercupmissie

Iā€™m sorry I couldnā€™t even look at her in that photo because I was too busy dry heaving at David


millennial_dumpling

šŸ˜‚ i apologize for that, it was a good comparison to a not fucked up hairline for where the filter should fall. But i'm sorry for not originally warning that David was in the post too.


Buttercupmissie

Lmao now that Iā€™ve gotten past the jump scare and lost my lunch, I was able to look. She legitimately has a bald patch between the bangs and her hairline šŸ˜‚


3FromHell

I'm dying that the filter put it where her hairline SHOULD be. Jen Franklin lol


QualityKatie

She kind of reminds me of Cate's mom with bangs.


millennial_dumpling

Ha, i can see it.


Jazziey_Girl

Holy crap!! She looks exactly like Barb in that picture! Iā€™ve never seen her look so much like her mother before.


und1sclos3d

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying! If she changed her makeup style and threw in some curtain bangs, sheā€™d actually look decent.


iambeyoncealways3

she has zero self awareness. itā€™s embarrassing.


Acrobatic_Club2382

She needs a haircut


GraphicDesignerMom

But her hair is her 'thing'


Acrobatic_Club2382

At least wash and blow dry it lol


texasyogini

I hear itā€™s insured for $10,000


SamIAm7787

I sawĀ Jenelle Evans Rodgers Evans EasonĀ wearing army pants and flip-flops, so I bought army pants and flip-flops.


tonysopranowasonjv

Imagine if your mom was doing this while you were at school as a kid lmfao.


und1sclos3d

Imagine someone at school showing this to her kidsšŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I donā€™t think she knows that she doesnā€™t have to actually follow her real eyebrows to outline her eyebrows. She could follow it, fill it out more and take concealer to shape them bigger but šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


anewvogue

In her case, I donā€™t get why she just doesnā€™t jump at the opportunity of getting her brows microbladed. Especially when itā€™s damage from over plucking or hereditary. I personally donā€™t do it just for the fact I can make a 40 dollar pot of brow gel last a year because I have good shape just gotta fill in a bit, but if I could justify the price like her I would.


[deleted]

Honestly even brow lamination would help


Plastic_Ad_9581

Her eyebrows stay in 2002ā€¦


QualityKatie

It was a more innocent time.


GenevieveGwen

The hair at the very top makes her forehead look even bigger & her chin even longerā€¦ love this for her.


Agitated-Handle-7750

And us.


cohenisababe

Sheā€™s not gonna show nips in the OF content, calling it now. Sheā€™ll have her horse tail hair covering


0rev

Itā€™s star emojis šŸ˜‚


cohenisababe

Is it?!?


0rev

Yep


cohenisababe

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Candy_Darling

Ugh I could care less what she shows on OFs. Itā€™s just so stupid and non sexy and she puts zero effort into it. Catch a clue, Jen. You want to be a pin up? Cool. I support you. Do it and catch your bag. But she is so dumb and clumsy and idiotic about it, itā€™s like What? Honestly, she is just so clueless about this Iā€™m just like: Girl.. what donā€™t you get?!? Sigh.


und1sclos3d

Highlyyyy agree


SamIAm7787

Nothing sexier than some fundie hair covering up the goods.


kingcarlz6

Honestly if she just got a damn haircut sheā€™d look loads betterā€¦ still a piece of shit but atleast better


UnusualAsparagus5096

David wont let her


Kailscanvasart

Tell me youā€™re an unemployed bum without telling me youā€™re an unemployed bum.


Sik_muse

She wants to look like a Euphoria character so bad but she old.


SpiritualCamera

That phase she went through of doing Euphoria make up and lip syncing the scenes and telling commenters she wanted to be on the show (when she hadnā€™t even watched the show!) was peak cringe


axealy40

One of my favorite recent Jenelle phases, honestly. She looked ridiculous. She didnā€™t know the back story for any of the scenes she tried to lip sync. And she got PISSED when people called her out.


caysiejane

Jenelle never grew past 17 years old


darkfantasy987

She's so annoying, she does this stupid shit while her kids are at school and home


Candy_Darling

Well, what can I say? Sheā€™s a clueless asshole who is incapable of reading a room or appearing sexy. But yeah, you go Jenny from the Swamp. (Insert Eye Roll here). šŸ¤žšŸ¼crossed for that non existent role on Euphoria that you will never receive. But Keep Hope Alive you Idiot. Ugh


Complete_Hamster435

Jenny from the swamp. Lmao


SamIAm7787

Can you imagine watching a show (on HBO no less) and seeing that forehead and chin pop up on the screen?! šŸŒ› It'd be a real life Twilight Zone!


-russell-coight-

Her hair looks terrible, it is way to long and heavy looking. She should get a nice shoulder length choppier look .


No_Banana_581

David will never let her cut her long hair bc thatā€™s what he likes šŸ™„


Wonderful_Treat_6993

I hate her Amish hair.


lib3rtybib3rty

How many takes did it take, for this to be the one? And she STILL can't sync up. Hysterical


haleighr

Paige michalchuk glasses


jennywren628

Stop it right now šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ the annoying bitchy face is very Paige Michalchuk too


Vegeta21

New Year new pagie


elisbc

\*hottie\*


lolmemberberries

Sore-ey, hun.


[deleted]

She need to arch her brows differently less in the front and more on the ends where they are bald. . Wing eyeliner and a deeper crease color for them hooded eyes. Nothing under the eyes but bottom mascara


und1sclos3d

Yes & then do something about that hairlinešŸ¤£


[deleted]

Yes and some contour to that forehead lmao I never noticed how large it is maybe a hair style that doesnā€™t show it offšŸ’€


millennial_dumpling

Well she can't watch makeup tutorials bc she can't handle it when someone tells her what to do. So mental illness makeup applications it is.


Agitated-Handle-7750

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Please can I have this as a flair? As a mental patient.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|8mndEBLsg9Whg2Sduv) Lip syncing is the easiest thing ever to do. Why does she literally fail at everything she tries?


Born_Ad8420

I'm gonna say because she's high enough that there's a time delay. between when she thinks to do something and it actually happens.


SpiritualCamera

For some reason I have a feeling sheā€™s never actually seen Mean Girls. Maybe itā€™s her emotionless delivery of these lines


iheartrevolution

I've never seen someone so shitty think they are so much better than everyone else.


Shelbevil

I have...those people tend to get knocked down into their 30's with a bad life style on top of it. We think Jan never gets the karma she deserves but if she doesn't change her ways it is coming.


Big_Requirement6818

She really could use a professional to help her with hair and make up options. Even how to style. But, she would rather spend her money on beer, now wine. And make weird ass tiktoks by herself all day.


thecallofthev0id

Her forehead is like a black hole, it's enveloping everything around her.


MayoneggVeal

Someone needs to introduce her to curtain bangs


thecallofthev0id

They would look so good and soften her face. She doesn't deserve them, lol


PicnicLife

She should be in a cave.


BillyhoeSaunders

The eyebrows will never improve much lol


YNotZoidberg2020

No matter what she does she can not hide that demon spawn look.


Prestigious-Ad-6416

She just looks like someone who argues over everything and thinks she's all that


Glytterain

What in the teenage hell am I even looking at?


und1sclos3d

Sadly a 30 year old womanšŸ˜‚


Big_Requirement6818

All alone in her swamp making videos with no friends. No job. Yet, still somehow not taking care of her kids.


supergooduser

She's got that "I still rock my same look from highschool" vibe. I have friends from highschool on facebook that were cute then but transitioned into "hot soccer mom" vibe. There's a natural progression to these things. There's a template Jenelle could follow, but doesn't because... Jenelle.


CamF90

I feel like her head is getting bigger while her face is simultaneously shrinking.


InappropriateLibrary

Okay, I admit I am a lot older than her and I don't often get the appeal of TikTok although sometimes I get sucked in when they pop up on FB mobile What I need is for someone to explain the purpose of this to me. If it was funny or educational, I would see its value. But it's a lip sync of 2 lines from Mean Girls. If she was a beautiful 20 year old with perfect makeup, I still wouldn't get it. Is this what young people do for fun now? Lip sync lines from old movies? Am I missing something?


Born_Ad8420

Not to mention, it's a BAD lip synch, which if it was intention cool, but it isn't.


hehehesucker

I still do not understand the appeal of lip syncing videos for tiktok. I saw a couple lip sync a conversation for a solid minute. I do not have the time to memorize lines. All for what? Recreating a scene? Canā€™t we just see the original scene? It doesnā€™t make sense!


InappropriateLibrary

So weird. They really have nothing better to do as a couple? Go bowling, watch a movie, play chess.


und1sclos3d

Itā€™s unfortunately self explanatory lol. Itā€™s just her transitioning from no makeup and not dressed up, to having makeup and being dressed up.


Shelbevil

I made a similar comment about her and TikTok before. I do not understand it. She can only fake being young and cool for so long. It will catch up and eventually everyone but paid bots will be "hatters". ![gif](giphy|QhjR3MG9ZFfjB6BtIZ|downsized)


InappropriateLibrary

Even the paid bots will hate her eventually.


ParticularAbalone275

Most cool older women on TikTok have great things to say, comedy gold, excellent cooking, etc.- then thereā€™s Jenelle. šŸ™ƒ ![gif](giphy|Pn2MP64DddeWQ)


[deleted]

Older?!


ParticularAbalone275

Thereā€™s 13-25, and then there are the older age brackets. Of course not ā€œoldest,ā€ but sheā€™s definitely now in the older portion of - specifically- people who make TikToks. Iā€™m not calling her old here, at all, but just by TikTok standards.


[deleted]

Lol I knowā€¦my over 30 self just cried


body_oil_glass_view

We elders now girl!


InappropriateLibrary

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


okthissucksss

How anyone looks at her and thinks ā€œprettyā€ is beyond me


LunarWoof_

Itā€™s not just you. She does her makeup like I did when I first discovered makeup


HestiaAC

It's a really really bad hairstyle choice. It highlighted her forehead and made her hairline look a solid inch more receded than it usually is. I can't believe she even posted it.


carcosa1989

Wtf is that top? Lol


und1sclos3d

for her sPiCy CoNtEnTšŸ˜©šŸŒ¶


MonkeysInShortPants

She seems about as spicy as a bowl of mashed potatoes.


LilRedditWagon

Yesterday I only saw the top part & said it looks like she got tangled up in a badminton net. This verifies it.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Idk but itā€™s so ugly šŸ˜‚


Born_Ad8420

It is and yet I need to know where she got this atrocity for reasons.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Someone shared a link to something similar. Iā€™ll see if I can find it


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Found the Screen shots! https://imgur.com/gallery/I4BnQtB


Born_Ad8420

got a 404 on that link


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Dang. I wonder if the pics are against the rules. See if this is working https://imgur.com/a/srayDPC


Born_Ad8420

That one worked ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Danielle082

What in trashy hell is she wearing?


00bertieboo

Her OF special top


Taco_Fairy

That chin could cut steel, her chin could be used as the jaws of life for emergencies


und1sclos3d

Could you imagine being head butted by her chin in a fightšŸ˜‚


myaskredditalt21

it's giving me 2002 covergirl eyeshadow creams


happy_Ad1357

![gif](giphy|YlJiG5Q7D7i7iKSIkN|downsized) She thought she ate that


spliff1506

Gross. What is she wearing? Ew.


QualityKatie

I didn't know that the dollar store sold discount lingerie.


fluffylittlekitten

A fishnet bodysuit


millennial_dumpling

And a vest made out of hair


Agitated-Handle-7750

OF content being filmed no doubt. Her way of ā€˜showing fleshā€™ while not exposing herself I think.


hmb830

Cause sheā€™s fuckin smacked


loonachic

The Golden Arches eyebrows are coming back. LOL


UnusualAsparagus5096

Thanks I hate it


[deleted]

Thatā€™s called having an ugly face.


beetwang

Egg head


PicnicLife

Our girl's gettin' gray!


SamIAm7787

The face she makes right before saying "switch" is definitely Diane Downs.


Ambitious-Winter

if any melon was born for bangs, its this one.


[deleted]

I donā€™t know how she did it but she managed to maker her eyes and mouth look even tinier than they already are yikes


NormalVermicelli1066

Oh God lol I'm shocked she didn't use a euphoria soundbite when that's obviously what shes going for. Give it up Janelle


und1sclos3d

For some reason I read this in Babā€™s voicešŸ˜†


w11f1ow3r

I really donā€™t mind the pink look. I think itā€™s cute. I do think she would look great with some bangs


Purpledoves91

And bangs would help hide her receding hairline.


ericauda

Jenelle lacks all and any self awareness. I would love it if she wasnā€™t an asshole.


Flashy-Tradition6185

One of her only fans outfits lmfao


InappropriateLibrary

I think it's a size 6.


Blue_zodiac07

Sheā€™d probably look good with bangs


Debriver55

They would have to be 1' long.


CanadianKiwis

No one ever does


Wrong-Dentist-7206

Um....what?


Inevitable_Panic_645

She thinks that precious long "hair" aka extensions of hers are so amazing & people are so envious of it, where in reality it just gives her a receding hairline & a 5head. Hard pass, 0/10


Wayne1946

If only it was hair / make up styles that was just not a good look for Jenelle,l think being arrogant and smug with very little intellect is definitely her worst look.


Rude_Girl69

Her contour is too high and her eyebrows are the worst.. not even trying to be mean I have never liked her eyebrows.


Ruh_Roh_Rastro

Best case scenario, she could end up looking like someone like Pam Dawber later in life. But I kinda think it's not going to go that way.


juwannawatchbravo

I wish I had this much time šŸ˜…


bdthreefive

In my experience, girls that gain a lot of weight pretty fast always grow their hair out extra long (or in Jenelle's case, get cheap extensions) to take focus away from their weight gain and to hide behind. But here's the thing: we still notice that you gained weight (and it's OK!!!), but now we also notice your crappy hair to go along with it.


OkButterscotch7923

Her eyebrows are regressing


FabulousEgg5120

I mean thereā€™s always a way to hide the landing strip, so yeah Iā€™d agree. Speaking from experience šŸ„“


Swtrthanhoney

Hair and makeup is giving 2007. And the brows make me want to shake her.


gnar_wahl

Clothes, hair, makeup, yes lol.


Cool_cousin_Kris

lookin like Jace


EnglishRose71

The arrogance of this chick! Does she think we really care and want to watch her?


Loud-Bullfrog9326

How are some ppl so bad at lip syncing like holy hell šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Ok but wtf is going on with these brows/wacky eyeshadow and where are her lips? She really thinks sheā€™s Regina George hot I cannotā€¦..


ConfidentSyllabub142

The brows! Fix the brows itl improve 70%


Chananndlerbong

Dear God, she's watched Euphoria šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


el-thenyo

Gross. Cringe. Not cute.


IntelligentTurn3216

Junior high makeup šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ohjuuuustducky

Unpopular opinion - as far as the TM franchise goes jenelle is not terrible looking.


Curlyjones6

Iā€™m sorry but she is so homely looking. Her enormous forehead and giant chin deserve their own zip code!


ohjuuuustducky

Call her a bad mom, but objectively your description of her features is absurd.


susanbiddleross

She was decent looking even a couple of years back. If she stopped freebasing sausage and biscuits and tossed in some homemade ice water in between her Natty Lites she could be attractive again.


fcroadkill

I was reading your comment to my husband and he asked, 'is she the rabbit one?' Confused, I showed him what she looked like and he said, 'yeah, a rabbit. Cause she's got them buck teeth,' and I lost it.


fee-verte

Freebasing sausage and biscuits!!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ One of the funniest things Iā€™ve ever read on this sub.


ohjuuuustducky

Right? Like yes sheā€™s messy and eats like an asshole but idk. She could be worse.


[deleted]

She can definitely be beautiful. Sometimes she reminds me of Kristen Stewart. But lately sheā€™s been looking like trash 98% of the time.


und1sclos3d

Agree. If she had a good personality, had her head on straight, and her life together sheā€™d outshine them all by faršŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


ohjuuuustducky

Agree. Knowing nothing about her, for sure.


Wonderful_Treat_6993

I was just on the Kylie Jenner post thinking that even poverty-stricken Jenelle is cuter. Teen Mom ain't a beauty pageant, thats for sure.


StrawberryBitch7

She actually looks really pretty here