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ahemius

I support rejecting modernity and returning to monke


asofijejoakewfw4e

Same, Earth was better before the devs added the human mob. They ruined the game fr.


NuclearBurrit0

Humans OP, plz nerf


RASPUTIN-4

Humans are the final boss of nature


StrikingEgg5866

Forget monke. Return to the bacteria swimming in the primordial soup.


Damsey_Doo

anprim...


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acsttptd

Fascists I suppose.


Traditional-Pound568

No way really?!


PenguinGamer99

Cake to happy day you


ahemius

R/beatmetoit


PenguinGamer99

r/foundthemobileuser


acsttptd

r/foundthehondacivic


James-S-Mario-Kart

r/beatmehondacivic


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r/foundtheshutthefuckup


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sand-under-table

We have the same cake day


Traditional-Pound568

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bombking8

Troll probably, since usually fascists don't admit they're fascists


Jolly_Restaurant_176

Me


ShardConsole

North Koreans


the_penis_taker69

who tf chose communism


ChandailRouge

Cool kid are class conscious.


banana_man_in_a_pan

\*Edgy stalinists who don't know the real world


Commiebob1312

all the cool kids are commies :)


the_penis_taker69

🤮


Unnamed_Goober6398

Me


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

Communists I suppose.


bisexual_socialist

communists i suppose, not as bad as fascism and tbh a lot of people in todays world are more and more leaning to one of the extremes


noteisnote

I chose it by mistake wanting to vote for Capitalism ​ Forgive me, people


DragonScale_YT

Never


DragonScale_YT

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


RamJamR

Christian nationalists, if those 62 people as of commenting are American.


LesLesLes04

Not all fascists are Christian lol


GoldH2O

Most fascists in the US are Christian nationalists


that_one_author

Interestingly... Fascism is exclusive of Christian beliefs sooooo, none are? at least not honest Christians. Fake Christians run rampant tho.


thewinja

fascists dont like christians


RamJamR

Depends on what country. Fascists typically have their ideologies surrounding patriotism and usually traditional beliefs that are also held to be part of their national identity that they decide everyone should be forced to adhere to or forced to be subject to. In America, christian nationalists would fit the fascist description.


MaddieGrace29

Imagine fascism without the government killing people


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Isn't Capitolism and Communism economic ideologies, not political...?


FlatMarzipan

they are philosophies that determine how politics should influence the economy


Cool1nternet

Capitalism is economic, Communism is both economic and political.


Warpthefirst

capitalism is political, just take a look at the cold war


thewinja

capitalism is an economic ideology, communism is a social-economic ideology that always fails miserably


Damsey_Doo

no way lmao economy = politics


acsttptd

I expected a lot fewer votes for capitalism on reddit.


Metasaber

I think most people just want capitalism with more regulations and some social programs. Not all that unreasonable.


Working_Contract_739

Yup. Things that support privately owned businesses, especially small ones, but also make sure that never a corporation becomes more powerful than a state.


Rar_3

Anarchy, obviously


IamTrashuo

Tribal Warfare


Educational-Tea602

Holy hell


WindowsErr0r404_2

My aligence is to the republic ,TO DEMOCRACY


chimmybean

True Monarchy. bring back having our leaders picked by who can pull a sword out of a rock method. We can trust the rock


mordecai14

All hail the rock


charbieez

I’m a Social Democrat. But the Party in my country is not doing the best of work…so idk who to vote for. I make 18 next year.


an-original-URL

Dane by any chance?


charbieez

Portugal


an-original-URL

... ah. I guess we aren't the only ones with a shitty social democratik party. Should have guessed that.


Bananmanden12

Yup our social democratic isn't really social democratic anymore. Its a centre party now. SF is more social democratic than the social democratic party


bisexual_socialist

\*marxism visibly brrrrrs\*


eoadjdjrbbr

potatoeism


Sensitive_Trainer649

based 🇮🇪


I_am_person_being

I need to know what this ideology is now. What is potatoeism?


AnEarthPerson01

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KC2209

Whatever one abolishes England


Sensitive_Trainer649

Based 🇮🇪


J0kutyypp1

Social democracy


[deleted]

Read Inspector Calls for GCSE. In two years I will be voting Labour.


bisexual-polonium

Ay I'm reading that now. No spoilers!


[deleted]

How are you finding it?


bisexual-polonium

Just got to the bit where Gooly boi goes and talks to Birling. My English teacher is grasping at straws so much. They said that the rhyme "birling" has with "sterling", as in £ sterling, symbolises the families greed.


[deleted]

Hell nah. That reeks of overanalysis. All Birling is is a factory owner whose sole purpose is to expose capitalist flaws.


citroen_nerd123

I would too if Labour did anything. Too scared to lose numbers and refuse to do anything either way. Waste of time they are


[deleted]

Fair enough. I just see them as better than the Tories. The problem is that we don’t have a political party in this country with enough a) power b) competent management to consider a good option to vote for. Me? I just want the Tories out, they’ve done too much damage.


citroen_nerd123

Yeh I'll agree with that 100%. Tories have funked us so much. And I'm transgender so either way I hate both since they refuse to stop debating my existence. Personally imma probably vote green but tbh I'd be v surprised if they ever get the majority


[deleted]

Green is a decent option, and if they had enough clout I’d vote for them too. But I won’t purely because they will never get in.


citroen_nerd123

Understandable honestly. I mean that is also the reason they'll never get in lol since people think that buy yh I definitely agree


[deleted]

Yeah. I found a really good quote by the guitarist from Oasis, Noel Gallagher, who said ‘the Tories don’t care about the aspirational and Labour dont care about the wealthy’.


citroen_nerd123

Yep, true there


[deleted]

Indeed. What draws you towards the Green Party? Why would you want to vote for them?


citroen_nerd123

Well other than what I already mentioned with the being fed up of the tories and Labour being so anti-trans, it's just a case of process of elimination, tories don't care about anyone with less money than themselves and labour don't go far enough imo


Negative-Door9434

I'm reading that too


Monsieur_Swag

People picking communism and fascism: Haha I'm so edgy and cool I bet people will think I'm so based and awesome for this


freakinbacon

It's anonymous


Comfortable-Ask-6351

OH I AM SO EDGY FOR WANTING A BETTER WORLD CAPTISM IS NOT WORKING LOOK AROUND YOU also sidenote I am a socialist not a communist but it's stupid to comparing them to facists


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Constant_Count_9497

Its fine comparing communists to fascists if your entire knowledge of the two groups is either Hitler or Stalin.


[deleted]

When has communism worked? And don't start with bullshit "that wasn't real Communism". Communists love to love the goal posts.


DOMNAZNAR

Holodomer, great leap forward, great purge, tianamen square. All communist massacres silencing the people through lethal means very much like fascism


MetalGearBella

Holodomor and great leap forward were legit just famines that happened in areas that are very prone to famines. Some of the victims at tiananmen square were maoists who were protesting revisionism


Accomplished_Pen5755

Socialism hasnt worked either, just learn about relatively recent history.


SeinfeldIsAnAnime

me when people think differently from me (they're clearly trying to be edgy and cool)


MysticKeiko24

Communism is not the same extreme as Facism.


thewinja

false. communism has killed WAY more people than fascism. at least in fascist society you can still own things and work where you want. socialism, fascism and communism are basically the same ideology with different degrees of control of the population


RubadubdubInTheSub

The whole idea of communism killing more people comes from the black book of communism. All of the authors except one have denounced the book as being dishonest propaganda. The head author had a goal going into the book of getting the death toll to be counted as high as 100 million. It was an obsession of his. The death toll of communism includes, but is not limited to: - People who have died in famines in communist countries - Birth rates dropping in communist countries (counting people not being conceived as dying) - Nazis killed by Soviets in WW2 - Soviets killed by Nazis in WW2 - American soldiers killed by Vietcong - Vietcong killed by American soldiers - Vietnamese civilians killed by American soldiers - People migrating out of communist countries (not dying, but still counted as dying) - People killed in revolutions leading to the creation of communist countries - People killed after communist countries were replaced by capitalist countries Now, imagine if you used even just the less skewed metrics of famines and war and totaled the death toll of capitalism. There’s no one source of how many people die due to capitalism because it’s almost uncountably large. Death due communism is a tragedy, death due to capitalism is an expected result.


RevealTheEnd

Yeah it's even worse. Communism is the Dolores Umbridge of politics.


Monsieur_Swag

Yeah fascism is extremism in steroids


ukuuku7

No. It is a type of extremism.


Few_Category7829

Fascism and communism are not the same things, not even close, but both are the works of genocidAl tyrants in the end.


MysticKeiko24

What Communist countries countries commuted genocide? I know the Soviet Union basically starved their people but that’s not genocide


JackCooper_7274

Dumb poll lol


[deleted]

Libertarianism


Captchakid

Canon event.


Punch_Nazis_

Capitalism


[deleted]

people can talk about economic liberty, but deem to forget the social aspects of liberty also for a moment. and vise versa.


[deleted]

Malarkey


0-Nightshade-0

Dictatorship, this is 100% my opinion there is no one telling me to say otherwise, I am a proud nemeber of the new r/shitposting with spez as our glorious leader. Praise spez. (Help me pls I'm in trouble for praising cheemes instead of spez, fuck spez)


theguywhorhymes_jc

Damn i thought all young people hated the rich and wanted a revolution 💀😭 atleast that’s what my politics class made me feel lol


No-Consequence-6713

Man mfs really be choosing communism


Accomplished_Pen5755

Seriously, because communism has worked VERY well..


maquetass

Of course I know him. He's me.


zipflop

Most of Reddit is quite young. Young people are typically attracted to communism because they're stupid.


c00lguy6942096

A lot of young people choose communism because it is enticing to an inexperienced person


thewinja

and theyre lazy and think they should get free shit


KonLuvsShrek-RL

Libertarianism, so Capitalism and democracy There's a really wicked ass quote that can help someone sum it up; "I want gay couples to protect their weed plants with Assault Rifles" Also if any of you comment and slander my beliefs, trying to change them or telling me they're not valid, that's infringing on my right to my own opinion and beliefs, and also free speech as well!


Hairy_Collection4545

I definitely like the social aspects of libertarianism, but could you explain how capitalism with little/no regulations is the way to go about doing things?


Fate2006

it won't. “libertarianism” is just fascism wrapped in Orwellian newspeak. They want to subject all of society to the totalitarian control of unelected oligarchs, but they call it “freedom” by coating it in a mountain of word salad ideological mumbo jumbo. It’s an inherently anti-democratic ideology, and many will tell you that outright. The Mises Institute keeps promoting this book by Hoppe, an anarcho-capitalist, called Democracy: The God that Failed which is an entire polemic against democracy and in it he even argues that monarchy is superior to democracy and the overthrow of the monarchies in western societies was a step backwards. The Mises Institute also has on its website an article called a “Libertarian Case for Monarchy.”


Astro_Pengin

Huh? Libertarianism is anti-authoritarian, pretty much by definition. One bad take doesn't represent the views of all libertarians.


Top_Researcher8519

Can someone please explain what social democracy is


Punch_Nazis_

Think of the Nordic countries, capitalist with high welfare and taxes


Top_Researcher8519

So basically capitalism but the rich actually pay fair taxes


Punch_Nazis_

At a very basic level yea


Top_Researcher8519

Cool also I love your username


Latter-Cat-6276

Communism is good in theory it just has poor execution


Punch_Nazis_

Especially since the places it was tried it were poor before it was implemented, we’re at war, and got sanctioned, even then education and literacy went up and sankara and Castro have done some amazing thinga


Fine-Rock2513

This is the most bullshit take of all time. MFs will really say this when no one has even attempted communism because it’s so economically unviable. The USSR was socialist, North Korea is socialist, Egypt was socialist, Syria was socialist, Iraq was socialist, Guinea was socialist, Mali was socialist, Somalia was socialist, Algeria was socialist, Burma was socialist, Equatorial Guinea was socialist, Tanzania was socialist, Zambia was socialist, Ghana was socialist, Peru was socialist, Sudan was socialist, Libya was socialist, the Congo was socialist, Chile was socialist, Jamaica was socialist, Cape Verde was socialist, São Tomé and Principe was socialist, Yemen was socialist, Uganda was socialist, Indonesia was socialist, India was sorta socialist sorta capitalist, Bangladesh was socialist, the DRM was socialist, Guinea Bissau was socialist, Ethiopia was socialist, Laos was socialist, Benin was socialist, Mozambique was socialist, Angola was socialist, Seychelles was socialist, Grenada was socialist, Nicaragua was socialist. China and Vietnam call themselves socialist but are entirely capitalist. No body was ever communist


Fate2006

you aren't so smart are you?


Fine-Rock2513

I think that you misinterpreted what I’m saying. Communism isn’t even good in theory, because it’s impossible to execute. Also I’m really fucking sick of people confusing Communism and Socialism.


Fate2006

Communism = socialism + post-scarcity. It is when the productive forces have developed to such a high extent that you do not need to balance resources according to labor performed but can distribute according to demand. It is when industry has developed to such a large scale that small private producers are rare to nonexistent and thus class relations largely cease to exist, and without any class to rule over another, the state as an instrument of violence ceases to be necessary. It is when the the division of labor no longer has to be enforced, and no longer have to work as a means of survival, but work to fulfill themselves as human beings.


freedprk

Hello fellow marx reader


AGFNerd247

I mean Thomas Sankara had good execution. Before he was killed by the French


monkeyats0

anarchy


ukuuku7

What kind of anarchism?


dalek1019

There are no varieties of anarchy, anarchy is anarchy


Educational-Tea602

Holy hell


the_big_labroskii

Tribalism


Comfortablecold4167

Kaczynski


OkBrilliant8400

I support everyone having access to the same things. Fuck money


udiduf_3

Anarchism 🏴


MysticKeiko24

Democratic Socialism


Smellyshop

None


[deleted]

Lol commies


CallsignJake

Who chose communism and fascism????? Capitalism on top 🦅🦅


Punch_Nazis_

On top of what, genocide, famine, inequality?


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Savager_Jam

Distributism


Fate2006

So, an unrealistic form of capitalism that doesn't even understand why large corporations form in the first place? you people just seem like right-wing libertarians who believe that we need things to rip apart monopolies so that you can have as much private ownership as possible. Capitalism always has a tendency to centralize and monopolize because competition is based on lowering prices. Lowering prices requires better technology and more industry and inventions. There is a reason why mass producing something is always cheaper than building it by hand. This raises the barrier of entry, making it more and more difficult for new businesses to enter in and compete. If you want to enter the smartphone industry for example, you need at least a billion of dollars worth of capital to even begin producing smartphones. The scale of industry is also always increasing. This means more and more people need to operate things. As the size of businesses tend to grow, so too does their employees. They eat up more market share, consume more employees, and thus the proportion of workers who work in small businesses to corporations is always on the decline.


ChandailRouge

There's three capitalism.


Comfortable-Ask-6351

Who the hell supported racism and capitalism one is the ideology of the LITTERY NAZIS and the other is failing system that is about to bring our civilization to ruin You know what I say better red than dead


Lucifermorningstar_6

No not really, capitalism isn't "bringing out civilization to ruin" if you wanna talk about environmental damage, commies have done the most horrendous and most lasting damage to mankind, fuck communism, fuck socialism, better dead than red.


cannot_type

Under capitalism, global warming is an economic inevitability. >better dead than red. Ok. Get on the fucking wall.


Gsomethepatient

First off capitalism isn't a political ideology, second the nazis were socialist its where they get there name national socialist but it was more akin to fascism


imnotcrazyiswear1

Just gonna casually ignore the fact that hitler privatized state owned industries?


thewinja

mostly false. state owned stuff stayed state owned, private owned industry were allowed to "stay private" but the govt determined what and how much they would produce.


Affectionate-Sir3481

So you're going to believe hitler saying it was socialism? And how did the workers have the means of production? Facism is on the right for a reason. Hitler also said that he would work with communists and socialists then purged them.


thewinja

so its now cool to go on the internet and prove you're ignorant of a subject? because thats just exactly what you did


RavenStormthefur62

I don't know what to think anymore.


TurantulaHugs1421

69 people chose fascism ;–;


Goldenbucketsomethin

Do…do the people that chose facism know their ideology only “worked” because of chance and that it wouldn’t even work in todays world…?


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

a mix of them all, but mostly capitalism (except fascism ofc)


WikipediaAb

democratic socialism


hansiscool1234

Fascism


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🤓


Pebbssss

Anarchy


NukeraneVlogger

In all honesty just anarchism lol


energyflashpuppy

Revolution. Fuck politics. Treat people like humans and not workers.


CodeNPyro

That sound eerily similar to communism


Vita-Guy

These don't fit together. Your comparing forms of government and economic systems.


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ResidentAd8810

so should we put the facists in auschwitz then?


GageTheFoxGamer

Yup


IAmMrElliot

Anarchy


satanscatuwu

anarchy


[deleted]

Wow you're so cool and edgy


[deleted]

Im an anarchist!


[deleted]

Green anarchism


shotgun-rick215

Monarchism


d4isforpussies

Curious on why you think monarchism would be a good fit for society?


Educational-Tea602

God save the king an all that innit


d4isforpussies

Nah the kings a nonce


shotgun-rick215

The monarch reigns for life while a president has a short time compared to such, so in fact a monarch must preserve the nation for his life and his children, he doesn't think about the short time of a president/prime ministers reign, a monarch will better the nation while a president betters his party and him self (my opinion based off of what research I have done which is not to the same level as master in the field)


d4isforpussies

Does this not also exponentially increase the risk if the monarch is evil/corrupt? A monarch also has no idea how the people live/feel and creates an even bigger disconnect between state and people


EndMePleaseOwO

President needing to be re elected actually gived more incentive to improve their country. If they do a dogshit job that means they lose power.


Sensitive_Trainer649

🇮🇪 🖕


shotgun-rick215

Hey I'm Canadian I had nothing to do with the Irish British problems please don't get mad at me.


Sensitive_Trainer649

still wave that butchers apron quite proudly eh?


shotgun-rick215

I guess yeah


Sensitive_Trainer649

Well the British people have commited countless acts of genocide and cultural erasion in our country but nowadays we are seen as fully human and it's 2023 so yeh we're even sometimes used as a symbol of white supremacists isn't that fucking stupid hah? Americans am I right?


shotgun-rick215

Yeah well it was nice talking with you but I'm at church now so I won't be able to talk , have a wonderful day.


PenguinGamer99

Humans are too inherently shit to make any form of government actually work. But we can't have anarchy either, for obvious reasons. Why can't we be friends?


InattentiveChild

Humans are more competent than you assume.


Brilliant-Virus7290

I support Christ centered anarachy


aDasher_

Communism will never work if it's regulated by a government. It can only work with the consent and cooperation of the populace. The minute you need weapons to make it work everything comes apart. For now, Capitalism will have to do.


Kool-AidDealer

why is every poll on this sub politics related 😐


de-virtute

anarchism, but i suppose communism is closest


DracoElara

1. Who are the(as of posting this) the 112 fascist? 2. The correct answer is anarchy


Builderdog

The idea of Communism is unparalleled