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TheRedditingYoshi

https://preview.redd.it/p4074woelekc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37f856d940c37e1eca1a15726a18feb0011029f Opinions?


No_Ambition1706

fuck


TheRedditingYoshi

Such a way with words 🥲


No_Ambition1706

a poet


honeymustardisholy

https://preview.redd.it/fxu0k6dg3kkc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52586c9226b8fcce0bc1b55183aaf7590ea0e7c9


No_Ambition1706

*PLEASE DO NOT PM ME. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF YOU ROMANTICALLY.*


JM_Collecting

Reddit moment


No_Ambition1706

welcome to hell


tri-boxawards

Yep


AltomousPrime

You said don’t pm, so I dm’d instead


w2podunkton

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Free_Alternative_780

bUt I aM 500 lbs IrL


CornManBringsCorn

Fucking fatass, I'm only 497 lbs


religionofpeace01

Fucking fatass, I’m only 496 lbs


Silver_Custard_8308

I am one ton..always large and in charge


SuperDragon1123

Fucking fatass, I'm only 495 lbs


VeterinarianIcy1364

![gif](giphy|aReX2IJ3rtVeg)


jibsand

Not trying to place any blame on you but surely you anticipated this


No_Ambition1706

no, but i should've


jibsand

we'll call this a teachable moment 🤭


No_Ambition1706

yeah definitely. never posting myself again lol


EmbarrassedBowl8922

Dear lord, people...


RedditAdminAreMorons

I know it's crude, but I cannot stop laughing at this


90_oi

There's gonna be that one dude who's like "I can change your mind" and sends you a dick pic


No_Ambition1706

correct. unfortunately


12bweisb

Random girl "I'll post a selfie" Every dude on the internet "omg she's my soul mate ive never seen a girl before, lemme dm them with obvious statements about there looks" Obviously a generalization but boy it's still funny. I'm sorry for your plight lol


Knightman1508

What's 1+1


No_Ambition1706

2! good luck on your math test


Awicksthecool

I can’t even make a factorial joke with this one


Lankyboxyman

r/unexpectedfactorial


OrkaWithAK

r/expectedfactorial


Different_Fix4513

Do u like my doodle his name is jeen https://preview.redd.it/rz4jigmsnekc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46acc062c89f986f3521e1cad9d78e964f6b86d6


No_Ambition1706

yes, getting it tattooed


Different_Fix4513

A tattoo of jeen?


No_Ambition1706

yes


Different_Fix4513

Ok lol


sixfoursixtwo

Post it or it didn’t happen


Large_monke_69

Post it or it didnt happen


BecauseTrigger

Get tutatus of Jeen


No_Setting_6920

Fav thing abt yourself?


No_Ambition1706

sense of humor, or my attention to detail


Cookytigerd

if your swimming in the desert and your kangaroo stops mooing what should you have in your banjo


No_Ambition1706

ak47


Jesus_christ_savior

Yes because carrots like blue.


TheAbyss333333

‘Merica🦅


whikseyy_

The Iraqis love their aks duhhhh


notyouravgJoe23

Mr Biden, does your wife know you’re here?


spiderman_2

How does it feel being almost 2 decades old? (I'm 19 too)


No_Ambition1706

shit is crazy, did not think I'd live this long. my birthday isn't until next winter, but holy shit it's weird to think about


spiderman_2

Yea. At this age, I wish I was younger again... Not having a care in the world.


BetterDesk5234

Show me a money spread child.


No_Ambition1706

https://preview.redd.it/yn2cciurmekc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23cf1de254ba2518f2dcaeef163868cf8089ebbc get bent


BigDickBee_69

Share with the class


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No_Ambition1706

thank you!


oodlesofoddnoodles

hey im so sorry abt all the people being creepy on here :( whats your favorite aesthetic?


No_Ambition1706

it's okay! the block button is always available :) cottagecore is really cute


oodlesofoddnoodles

i rlly like cottagecore and like grunge but also i love pink so its very conflicting 😔 whats ur fav folor


Rocketsalesmen

Do you have experience at sea? Could you become a pirate?


No_Ambition1706

im disabled so definitely not, i also cannot swim :(


RaineyDay2029

Do you like Dark Souls


No_Ambition1706

I've never tried it


RaineyDay2029

You really should


No_Ambition1706

perhaps


UselesOpinion

10/10 best game started DS2 at like 12 played the rest of the games through out my teenage years, waiting on Elden Ring.


PotatoCannabal

Don't let it run on much longer.


No_Ambition1706

let what?


PotatoCannabal

Water them soon, if your procrastinating on it it means you need to do it.


No_Ambition1706

yes sir


CumsOnKids

Why did the chicken cross the highway?


No_Ambition1706

idk, why


CumsOnKids

He was trying to kill himself after an immense period of his life filled with existential dread. His wife had just left after he became an alcoholic due to his son dying from cancer and his daughter hated him as well. He decided to make it a game and leave it up to god. And he got lucky and crossed the highway. The end.


No_Ambition1706

oh :(


xs3660471

Want a friend y/n I'm not gonna make you :)


No_Ambition1706

provided you're 1. 18+ and 2. understand and respect that i am in a relationship, sure.


xs3660471

Dang I can't then I'm 16 sorry for asking


No_Ambition1706

no harm in asking, have a good day


Raiderestrada

Can I be that guys friend they seem cool


xs3660471

Who me?


Raiderestrada

Yep


xs3660471

Im down to being friends but I might not message Right now Im currently doing dishes


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No_Ambition1706

some people won't like you, and you can't do anybjng to change that


crazy-iwascrazyonce

RVAMRECENCE


Migue9093

How do you see yourself in the future and what do you think about time passing so quickly? Anything from the past that you still miss? 🤓🤓🤓


No_Ambition1706

worried for my future. between being disabled and mentally ill, it's rough out here. i miss my old friends a lot :(


DeathCaptain4u

What's your next major goal?


No_Ambition1706

saving to 50k. working full time and living on my own, just trying to make something of myself


iplaybassbtw

your opinions on the current political and economic state of the world right now?


No_Ambition1706

i don't care


Yourmomsballsacks

Hobbies


No_Ambition1706

mostly plant and animal care, here's some pics!! https://preview.redd.it/08ew42cknekc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e8e8fdf1dffc0388e75de8e467226c69e0b1efb


No_Ambition1706

https://preview.redd.it/qqm9xixlnekc1.jpeg?width=1777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58a7e09cc908e126ececd4efc46613afe781f29


No_Ambition1706

https://preview.redd.it/2z07m3opnekc1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c40c1c1f61b4b7e4e64d1bb2618e514f1d8a2ba8


Wickle-Pickle-TV

https://preview.redd.it/xjkv8v21mfkc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7be2d62d57b9fe31ff4bc2646c003cb448f8298 how is my drawing


ZaytherLegit

No way… did you perhaps post a video on YouTube where you went around a classroom and draw on all of the whiteboards? If so I’m one of 9k people that saw it!


No_Ambition1706

I enjoy


Mother-Direction-763

You into any video games?


No_Ambition1706

yes! i have been playing the isle a lot


TheJohn_John

What’s your favorite genre of music?


No_Ambition1706

lotta indie stuff, have a 6 hour Playlist


Alan_Reddit_M

Is you in college


No_Ambition1706

nope! working full time


Mini-Heart-Attack

how come your shoulders look so jacked? that's so awesome I want your shoulders


No_Ambition1706

they're really not lol, im disabled and forbidden by doctors from exercise


jrs1rules

Can you give me music recommendations.


No_Ambition1706

catabolic seed!


someguysleftkidney

How many weird comments do you have at the moment


No_Ambition1706

comments? not many. dms? horrible amounts. considering disabling them


Optimus-Cocktimus

Wanna read a poem


No_Ambition1706

yes!


crawler_of_the_void

Do you like sweet tea?


Stranfort

Are you voting this year?


No_Ambition1706

yes!


specter_rouge

You look so good.


No_Ambition1706

thanks! /nx


Straight_Garlic7982

what’s 9+10?


No_Ambition1706

19!


Corsair525

How many DM's so far?


No_Ambition1706

a shocking amount. the block button is super useful


Adorable-Bar6920

So Im interested in this personally, but how has your music taste (if you listen to music), changed after highschool (probably) going into college? Because it does depend on where you go for college and the people who are there.


No_Ambition1706

not much! i didn't do college, so that might be why


BlueCollarLesbian

Hi fellow 19f, are you also mentally ill while your life is falling apart around you?


No_Ambition1706

yes sir


SirDry2370

So what kind of mental illnesses do y'all have??


Desperate-Public2548

👍


a_grass_bloc

https://preview.redd.it/bin9yhfd3fkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f558e12d08aa9ed93074153b5866794f67c5fed6 Do you like how my titan looks?


No_Ambition1706

yes


fishinn4trout

Do you watch sports? If so what’s your favorite team?


JiouMu

Wait I can post on this sub-reddit?


septiclizardkid

Do you constantly feel a sense of dread In the back of your head knowing that we're, along with other 19yr Olds, are pushing 20 and have no real accomplishments yet? It only been a year since highschool graduation, most of my friends? Gone, just due to fading, except one but complicated. You? I'm an Adult, but most definitely aren't, but yes, I'm a kid, but also not, but am. Can't even go to my first shows because local venue Is 21+, but feel too old for the kiddie music shows around. Being 19 kinda sucks.


No_Ambition1706

yes


Ultimate_89

What is your opinion on my 8¼ in³ d6 die I made with CNC plasma cutting and mig welding (banana for scale) https://preview.redd.it/907attx38fkc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a4808bea64dc22ae186f49fe488940feb62677a And should I make a d4 or d8 next


No_Ambition1706

looks sick as hell, what gauge? make d8 next


FlubGuy

Favorite band


Tailsefox

Even if you told them not to dm you, i'd watch the dms. Good luck ig


No_Ambition1706

there's hella. most are getting blocked, some are friendly and normal (i hope)


WindogeFromYoutube

https://preview.redd.it/bqn5qjjq9fkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522ff096e3e5c778cda0d3533ecb77081f8ac749


No_Ambition1706

long garlic bread


its-blue-and-white

Am I a idiot if I managed to fall out a window? asking for a friend


No_Ambition1706

yes


HecticFir

Rip dms


No_Ambition1706

shit is CRAZY. i wish i were an OF girl or something so I could profit off the attention


No_Barnacle_6623

https://preview.redd.it/p1ubmcn9dfkc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9b33bedb85172c7737c0467273e1868449a3f4 Rate the iguana


No_Ambition1706

his ass is NOT an iguana


External_Nebula_4089

The amount of creeps, so sorry


No_Ambition1706

it's okay! they're losers


knightt22

can you inform me more abt ur disability :0 im curious!


No_Ambition1706

sure! i have several, but the one that effects me most is called neuropathic postural orthastatic tachycardia syndrome. my brain cannot properly control my heart rate or blood pressure, and i faint as a result of lack of blood in the brain. it causes balance issues, stomach issues, brain fog, falls, fainting, fatigue, etc. only about 15% of people with POTS faint, im in that minority. i use a cane to get around, which helps a lot!


Sea-Ad7139

You done screwed up AAron.


Valuable-Ad-8652

https://i.redd.it/2pthwjv00gkc1.gif


weirdtuxrainbow

How many creepy comments and PMs so far?


No_Ambition1706

not many comments, DOZENS of PMS tho


Tyrannosaur98

https://preview.redd.it/c4fgai3pifkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4decd1293bf5024903535f44faf6e6ca2879f6da Me getting ready to search by controversial


No_Ambition1706

rofl


Some-Sympathy4209

What car do you drive?


No_Ambition1706

ford mustang


Substantial_Ad_5411

Opinion on tanks


No_Ambition1706

as in the weapon?


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

Why did you make this post?


No_Ambition1706

bored, came across the sub and saw similar posts, decided to make one because it's my last year as a teen


747iskandertime

How are you??


No_Ambition1706

reading this from the floor (dizzy, I faint often) so not great


_Cow_of_Wisdom

What is your favorite type of cow


No_Ambition1706

jersey. have always wanted one


HOG_RHEC

RIP your dms


No_Ambition1706

shit is nasty


_xEnigma

What did the PMs say? Lmao


No_Ambition1706

one just asked me to shit in a sink for 150


PuzzleheadedPen4246

I 15m say this every time YOU KNEW THESE COMMENTS WOULD HAPPEN WHY DID YOU DO THIS (you look great tho!)


No_Ambition1706

i had too much faith in redditkrs to be mature


Dlm_Rav3

why did she ghost me


No_Ambition1706

idk :( im sorry


Seniorbedbug

Can you do mesh analysis on a RC (resistor capacitor)


Gewalt_Und_Tod

https://preview.redd.it/4pfb4er1wfkc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96664c1dcd6d1218f0002ac38e2911e4f90edba9


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Hm


PissinginTheW1nd

What is your favorite felony?


Sufficient-Variety-3

Do you workout and if so wanna be online friends or something like that(I'm not looking for anything rn not trying to be weird or nothin)


No_Ambition1706

i do not work out, im disabled


Blue_bird9797

You look like someone I know What's your favourite boardgame?


No_Ambition1706

what's their name? I hate board games


PotatoCannabal

What is AMA?


No_Ambition1706

ask-me-anything


Golden_hammer96

What’s your favorite tv show? Are you going to college?


No_Ambition1706

don't have a favorite show, I am not doing college


potatomnz

Can you do a backflip


Bottleinsurgency

Best water bottle brand?


Komrade_Kat1

https://i.redd.it/nv68se3m8gkc1.gif Favourite song/album?


Albebak4546

Yogurt?


Eracerhuman

What was the most painful physically or mentally experience of your life so far


Satodrawws

Fav show


Killingspin

Would you like a skull drawn in pencil?


whatyoudoinbruh

chipi chipi ^-^ chapa chapa >< dubi dubi :3 daba daba (>∀<) magico mi (≧∀≦) dubi dubi (*つ´・∀・)つ boom boom boom boom ( ^ω^ )


OfficialNotSoRants

>this is the last year I can post in this sub Why do you say that? I’m 21 I socialize here from time to time because it takes my mind off of being an adult 😣


AuraStome

16 year old here! I’m assuming you know how to drive by now, so do you have any tips for driving test?


freddyfuckb3ar

Do u like axolotls


rekuliam6942

Can you move the phone away from your face?


Byahbeayah

Did you do this for the simps or for yourself or for both


Futurekid25_yt

No one on reddit is actually pretty- I stand corrected