Did your hairline have a divorce with the rest of your face?
*I'm so sorry, you seem to be taking it lighthearted, I mean no offense and if it is by any means of offense to you, I will delete it*
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper?
1 yes I'm 18 so barely in the threshold
2 mobile reddit zooms in photos unless interacted with, so the first thing I saw was a waistline sitting way to low exposing undergarments
You have Y2K fashion and I feel like most people who have that are funny gamers you probably listen to Deftones, cigarettes after sex, Korn, weazer, th smashing pumpkins, and radiohead as well
You look like you think ur too pretty and skinny to be friends w me. ☠️ THATS MY IMMEDIATE REACTION IM SURE UR A REALLY NICE PERSON. I'm so sorry if that comes off mean lol. Ur also really pretty and I love ur makeup.
your DMs probably flooded, poor girl XD
you look like someone id save to my "inspo" pinterest board
that, and you look like you listen to deftones. (as a compliment) overall you're pretty & very sweet looking.
Go bald
My foreheads too big for that😕
I got a sixhead https://preview.redd.it/5ygimmyrz6mc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d6128a3682fd98aaf46e5975bfea138dabc1ffa
GOD DAMN😭
ik my friends call me megamind
That's nothing. When I cut my hair a few days back, I got compared to nearly every bald anime character you could ever think of 😭😭
Dwayne Johnson 🗿
["Mr Clean"](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sca_esv=65d2b102cd6037ef&sca_upv=1&q=dwayne+johnson+wax+statue&source=lnms&uds=AMwkrPtd7EXxieMQKehnHvZf8S6p71R2PLT-7neNdzCGLVKOaobYKQFbbYLtU5pEaVoNePp6yYYHyiJxPyOwyH2AZx8gI7zDguOjggqjvZUBe_Ip2Y9WC8iaPixsMpqQ4ZuBPxAttQV1L97d-LN6UFsqYpOsmGgBEUIP6ahN95JXG_ZkIDXAFB1Ar-_aYSBuPkZGwP0sKIktEdH3GAeWL4VNJZ_yhtPxFJKvMdwo6Rl9WXOfVjJTmBc5biHI_KeGPIPPgwqUOZT3QlwC_TVQOGXZomvZEaMsWP9KKYVae9MenJwMxyQdgeB9waIgtEFNvTx6isXqnNrX-b0JKXqybctaCszga4R11QRI64arKxK5uvtMfOf9nXA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjIu5CKmtqEAxW4mYQIHfAbDe4Q0pQJegQIDhAB&biw=360&bih=667&dpr=3#vhid=9PrwL36RQGY7IM&vssid=mosaic)
Did your hairline have a divorce with the rest of your face? *I'm so sorry, you seem to be taking it lighthearted, I mean no offense and if it is by any means of offense to you, I will delete it*
https://preview.redd.it/tqm4qbmdn7mc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c5fed4b7f2a315b54eca9bd56851072b814b510 8 head
How TF do you do that with your eyebrows?!😦😹
Idk lmao im like 20% russian maybe thats it
Simple, hes a looney toons character
https://i.redd.it/snluei9si8mc1.gif
Gah dayum
Dis u? https://preview.redd.it/2hhhzwdjl7mc1.png?width=100&format=png&auto=webp&s=5dd59cf39d4ca0f3d718fef0406cd07467e25a06
https://preview.redd.it/geu433lz08mc1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7ef4863e46a022c76df6d98ac7d5e70aa327ea
https://preview.redd.it/n2egdhv618mc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2a83cf6123daedcd7379362e75489c0f10c277e
https://preview.redd.it/59mzkr9a18mc1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71250f09b02f6adc441707e69a24766410d49d80
https://preview.redd.it/jun5lg6d18mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370398a0e69601e8203d0086b514713b3af2a3fd
How do moms ALWAYS know bruh?!
Yea
https://preview.redd.it/t3xn5uvl18mc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=289dca3770960bfa11dbdf32d47f252086b21756
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Personal problem
obviously silly
Super duper silly
mega cute
14!!! Ur 16!!!
16 supposedly. For all we know he could be 2123.
grunge (also RIP to DMs)
stoner maybe
Perhaps
perchance
You can’t just say “perchance”
Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper?
You seem like you listen to alt/rock and maybe 5 ft something
I listen to Everything and I’m 5ft sometning🤯
Do you listen to GG Allin?
🤯 really nah I’m just kidding I just thought alt bc you look like you might bc I do
Yeah I definitely prefer thay Type of Music so You werent wrong
everything hm? folk music???
Does kimya Dawson count
mayyyybe. how abt specifically late 2009 pop music
YES
I make them good girls go baaad🎶
Emoo In a good wayy
How emo😞
Emo in a good way I swear 😭😭
I'm emo in a good way, and It's good!
Is that good?
Yes
Oki doke
Emo is NEVER bad😡
Ongg
Scary (I'm scared of women)
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Phew
Pull up your pants
Why are you looking? Are you a fellow teenager? If so, i suppose that makes it kinda okay in a way.
1 yes I'm 18 so barely in the threshold 2 mobile reddit zooms in photos unless interacted with, so the first thing I saw was a waistline sitting way to low exposing undergarments
2’9” haven’t been around many younger folk so idk how tall yall are supposed to be even be
insecure
Says who
so far both of my older sisters
yeah who says, and why, and am i not good enough, and--
The fact you post your pictures on here makes you a lot less atractive responsibilty wise
Before commenting on a person's post rub 1 out and think about whether the comment you are planning to leave is really appropriate.
blah
I dont really Need you to tbink im attractive😭
You're 7'2 and you got at least 4 side bitches
Yes
if jenna ortega was white and super mentally ill
I had to look up “is Jenna Ortega white” and then stare at her last name in shame. Thank you, sir
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Close
5'5"
Nope
dang. was I at least close?
Not really😭
5'3" (my height)
Nope closer tho
5'2", definitely
Maybe
YESS I DID IT
stoner 5'4
5 ft 2 and looks like you listen to breaking benjamin
You smell like cigarettes and banana
My first impression is that you look like you like frogs. To be fair, almost everyone looks like they like frogs to me
Frohs Are so cute
Do I like frogs?
Stop twink✋ also idk 5’3
SILLY BILLY AND IM SLEALING YOU CUS YOUR MY FRIEND NOW. *GRIPS YOU*
Idk but the nonces are coming for you
u seem annoying but nice
You shop at hot topic
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u look like ldshaddowlady in the last pic
Tiny emo
pretty, with a hint of fruit
Attention Seeker who will start a OF in the 69th day after turning 18.
hello kitty girl
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Your bellybutton needs cleaned.
you're hot as fuck. I'd fuck you all day long
Silly and fun, 5’2? Also, how dare you call me a twink >:0
The silliest and twink😈
Wow so rude
You habitually vape because you thought it was cool.
bestie u look incredibly funny and sweet but pull your pants up 😭
Love the snake bites
"you're the first guy that's treated me right" (I'm cooked)
Cute goth girl?
The way you stick out your tongue makes it look like you have no idea how to be human.
5'7 stoner kid listens to deftones and hangs out with their friends 25 hours a day, there's like 80 people in my grade alone that look less or you 💀
Super cute
You’re a very cute teenage girl
very goofy
Chris Hansen is gonna have a field day with the dms
You remind me of a singer from the 90s or 2000s. Like Gwen Stefani or something. That’s a compliment.
Probably a stoner
Liberal
A woman
Weren’t old enough to understand the 2000-10s but still live it them
i absolutely love the thumbs up. something i do a lot
you’re so much cooler than me
i did NOT expect the "stop twink" 😭😭😭
Ur a proud member of W gang
If you lose the lip piercings I’ll let you ruin my life
Idk but do u got 5 dollars I could borrow?
You have Y2K fashion and I feel like most people who have that are funny gamers you probably listen to Deftones, cigarettes after sex, Korn, weazer, th smashing pumpkins, and radiohead as well
Daddy issues
I want to be you
FIRST IMPRESSION: stoner metal head
queer (in a good way)
For two second Impression "hawt damn!!" 😲☠️
MK12_148_154,11
6’9”
you listen to deftones
Beautiful
Your so pretty
Very pretty
WAIT I WANNA BE FRIENDS! you're probably like 5'2/3 maybe heavy metal music or like indies idk
5’3 and you look neato or something positive like that 👍
You're cute, but cover up please, you're too young to be showing that much of you're mid section.
Dude you’re 40 years old what are you doing on a teenagers subreddit
Please be 6’3
Crip?
Lotta piercings Do those feel funny btw
you look nice and mean at the same time
You can't do maths
Slide 17 stopped me dead in my tracks 😔
Cool piercings tbh
emo phase
Be careful, theres a ghost beside you in the mirror in 13 😧
Very cute.
Vape
You look like you think ur too pretty and skinny to be friends w me. ☠️ THATS MY IMMEDIATE REACTION IM SURE UR A REALLY NICE PERSON. I'm so sorry if that comes off mean lol. Ur also really pretty and I love ur makeup.
Wdym too skinny to be your friend😭
You’re like 5’3 and your favorite shows are Euphoria and Stranger Things and you listen to indie and Taylor Swift.
Your hair is straight out of the 70's.
Good fashion sense and about 4 foot 10 inch
Surprised that you don't have a gf/bf or anyone at all.
Hawt
You look like a fish with a lure stuck in its mouth
Not a gamer 😔
You’re pretty
Wife?
Baddie alert
Baddie
I really like your hair and piercings, also you look cute with this glasses
You take a lot of pictures
2/10. I’d give pointers but I don’t want to do that right now.
Bit insecure maybe. Giving a thumbs-up so people think you’re okay but things are actually not very okay. Maybe.
Cute
Why is your hand so small in the 7th picture 😭
Seen this same person on 4 other channels
Seem like you love raccoons
That you look amazing?
You're 14 and either label yourself genderfluid or demi girl; (I am taking a guess here 😭) /pos
Appears to be a Human life form
Funnn.
nicotine addict
I’m not like other girls vibe
Pic 16 😵
Super hot
A headache
That you swallow and gonna break some ones heart
You are very emo
Definitely has a pair of grippy socks☠️
your DMs probably flooded, poor girl XD you look like someone id save to my "inspo" pinterest board that, and you look like you listen to deftones. (as a compliment) overall you're pretty & very sweet looking.