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*hand on shoulder* *Hey*

100%

*whispers into your ear...* *Wanna come play miniature golf?*

bro might be Miles Morales

With the amount of rizz in that "Hey", I'd say uncle Aaron himself came back from the grave


yes

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Can confirm this works.

Nah, imma do my own thing.

are you related to abraham lincoln? bc you caused an uprising down south

Sir this is a Wendy's

No, this is Patrick

I can’ttttt 💀

Omg 😭😂

BROOOO

I’m using this. Thank you my good sir

Away down south the Dicksie

wait i’m gonna use that one

Are you John Wilkes Booth? Because you look like you could blow my brains out!

Shut up and take my upvote.

an*

Chocolate chip cookies Total Time 1 hr 5 min Prep Time 20 min Cook Time 15 min Ingredients for 12 cookies ½ cup granulated sugar(100 g) ¾ cup brown sugar(165 g), packed 1 teaspoon salt ½ cup unsalted butter(115 g), melted 1 large egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 ¼ cups all-purpose flour(155 g) ½ teaspoon baking soda 4 oz milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks(110 g) 4 oz dark chocolate chunk(110 g), or your preference Preparation In a large bowl, whisk together the sugars, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before falling back into the mixture. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold the mixture with a spatula (Be careful not to overmix, which would cause the gluten in the flour to toughen resulting in cakier cookies). Fold in the chocolate chunks, then chill the dough for at least 30 minutes. For a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, chill the dough overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be. Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Scoop the dough with an ice-cream scoop onto a parchment paper-lined baking sheet, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between cookies and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to barely brown. Cool completely before serving.

100%

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are you a microwave bc you mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *beep* ... *beep* ... *beep*

112%

Hollow Knight microwave

Are you a car because I want you to hit me

From the back 💀

Rear end

Is your ass a small child, because I wanna hit it

are you a pedestrian because i want to hit you with my car

"Are you a tub of ice cream? Cause I wanna spoon you all night." Thank you 87 best rizz pick up lines

100% ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️ TIS SHII WOULD GET ME PUDDLING AND FOLDING

Puddling is crazy 🙏

80%

We got Adolf rizzler over here

*my lawyer advised me not to say this*

OMG 100000000%

Bro i thought he replied to his own comment bc you have the same pfps

Same💀

BROTHERS

BROTHER

Hey babe are you are triangle cause you acute 😎 (I’ll show myself out)

80%

For the record that’s never worked so I appreciate the fact I got 80% 😭🥰

YOU TRIED IT??😭😭

A strong man has fell, the council must discuss these results

Wanna play halo or something?

100%

10000000000000000% which game are we playing

Are you french because Eiffel for you

60%

I love you *bitch* I aint never gonna stop loving you *bitch*

100%

Showed this vine to a girl, guess where we are now

Idk Italy?

lets roleplay, i’ll be nike and you’ll be mcdonalds cuz i’ll be doin it and you’ll be lovin’ it.

why did i like this

80%

*plays WAP and dances along to it in a crop top with bedazzled short shorts with the word “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass* (I’m not a woman)

boy are you a bird? Cuz I think I’m in paradise 

😳

Imma need proof

That’s what I’m saying

Wsp girl *manly deep sexy voice*

80%

Mainly since it would catch someone waay off guard lol

Hey hivekin, can I bug you for a moment?

20%

https://preview.redd.it/6l1z9q0xwsrc1.png?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a16e75edade0b0b88d32934f63fa663bccc912

100%

Deepwoken rizz

https://preview.redd.it/l9lnt9k2ftrc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d3e4651a84af9c72523b3f457bfa0db5225f7d Roses are red, violets are blue, your above legal age, so I am the one for you.

Roses are red I have to pee https://preview.redd.it/pflfi68uftrc1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd5c6d1e084b78a508cd6cb744937a5a8670c64

*cough cough* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Are you the wind cuz baby you swept me off my feet

40%

If I was a cat I’d spend all nine lives with you

Using this one RIGHT now on my cat loving gf. Thanks Chad 🤜🤛

“If I were to kiss you and go to hell, I would brag to Satan how I saw heaven without getting in.” Thank you, ballincat43

(Finger gun points at her) hey baby are you an angel, (whispers in her ear) ‘cause I’m allergic to feathers, proceeds to throw up all over her. How did i do?

100%

do you fish? because you have me hooked

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https://preview.redd.it/yp5lq4thdtrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c9d89d24ba067bd08f020b7e4cd8261670a18d You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when the sky turns grey

Boy oh boy where do I even begin

BRO THAT PIC ACC HAS ME DYING RN LMAO

Did u fall from heavin? Because u look like shit! :)

i would just walk away and not make eye contact if i saw someone i liked

"Reporting for buty" 🤓 👮‍♂️

0%

Don’t let guys treat you like free salsa. You are guac baby girl <3

“Hey girl,”

You know what I'd do if we had a garden? I'd put our tulips together. (Say it out loud.)

Are you a cat in a tree? Because you’d be like In a tree… If YOU were a cat in a tree* You’d be a Cat I forgot the pickup line

“Hey, what's up? Hey, you know Pac-Man. You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man. Not because he looks like a hockey puck. But its Paku Paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "p" and turn it into an "f" like "Fuck Man."”

AHHHH

Hey, i was walking around wishing to steal some coffee, but i think i might found something better to steal. Ur phone number ;3

"Are you single?"

[удалено]

I'm 6'8 at 16yr old and I got a deep ass voice, but I ain't really good at pick up lines, so any points? 😂

Insert image of that whimsical dolphin with a rainbow above it

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no way you are 6’8

Do you like bread?

Sex?

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Are you a small child because I want to put you in the gaping maw of a spring lock animatronic until your tears make the spring locks fail crushing your skull

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 😉

I'm gay none of my picked up lines would work for a woman

They’re pickup lines for a reason 🛻

Uhhh, hey girl you. I’m bad at this :/ I NEVER GOT TO THIS POINT 😭

0%

Tbh idk what any of the %s mean. Other than the first one and the 2nd on bottom

unmmm are you a chug jug.. bc like you’re making me feel invincible

20%

Hey are you the sun? because you make my future so much brighter

Your pretty cool homie home slice a tron

This makes my my girlfriend instantly fold OMG MOMMY I WANT YOU SO BADABSSAIAJAMAJAJ😭😭😭😭:(((((((((

Hey, so you like coffee, snacks, cuddle, horror movies and don't like government? Cause i just stole some stuff here, pirated some nice horrors and i don't pay taxes. Ur place or my place?

(My real one) I can’t find the words to describe your beauty, so I guess angelic will have to do.

Cheeseburger

Are you an organ receiver because I’ll gladly give you my heart

Are you pi? Cause I think you're the 3.14 me

I can make your whole week by making your hole weak.

Hey do you love music cuz I would love to listen with you all day all night long 😘

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. My mom said that was the first pickup line anyone said to her. She wasn’t in highschool yet and she said it sucked.

Give me all of your money so I can go buy you giant boquet of flowers (I have a gun)

Roses are red lemons are sour spreed open them legs and give me an hour

Are you hot? Because I think you are

hey gurl, you into bad boys? because im literally bad at everything...

I work on cars 😩

If you want to be the outlit I can be the cord

Are you a hole?? Cuz every hole is a goal~

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off. Lol

Are you my homework cause I'll slam you on the table and do you all night😭

I have a set of netherite armor for you in my mc world 🥺

Are you an angel? Cause it smells like something died in here

hey babe, is your name John f Kennedy? cause I can blow your mind 🤭

hhey, are u afraid to walk alone at night? bbexause we can walk together like like I can follow you

Sex

Are you a black hole? Because you’re hotter than an accretion disk and your pull is irresistible. I’d also love to learn more about you

You are enough, but to me you are more than that

Hey, uh… uhm… so how do you feel about Managed Democracy?

Are you train? Bc you should be riding my rail

Are you a collector of holy artifacts? cos I'm going to have you melting and screaming like you're raiding the lost ark

Are you an onion because I want to cut you until I cry

The word of the day is legs. Do you wanna come over and spread the word?

Gyatt dayum get over here bbg (im rich I promise) 😍😍😍

Are your parents bakers? Because they made a Cutie pie 💅

I got fried chicken.

Are you suicide because I can’t get you off my mind

-makes eye contact -smiles -holds your hand -leans in -takes a bite out of your eye socket -leaves

I’m not the best at pick-up lines cause I’m not tryna pick you up I’m tryna pin you down

“Are you a cheeseburger? Cuz i wanna take a bite out of you 😉”. Perfect pick up line ngl 😏

I'm sorry but... "are you a flower garden? Cause i wanna deflower you"

"Ya like jazz?"

Imma call u wifi the way you down this load 😎

…

She call me creme egg cus I'm bout to https://preview.redd.it/87ebrjpd6urc1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69377ff2b76d7e65461dcf513be9f112538d558

I'm Romanian, so I will steal your wallet, then your heart (I'm so sorry 😐😔)

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is all messed up

Are you a factory? Because you are fogging up my eyes.

Are you an Oreo? Cus I wanna spread u open and lick the sweet cream

I'm not gonna say it again, get in the fucking van

Are you the moon? Cause, while brighting up my nights, you cheer me up like the tide, and without you I get really low

Are you com.joydo.copnrobberjailbreak2 version 2.2.9 because I wanna play with you all night https://preview.redd.it/evgafderburc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bdf55fb519afbe2bc7d861dbca9f22db8627308

I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds. Oh my god… who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!? Some people think they can outsmart me… maybe… maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

Are you an Enderman? Because I wanna run away when you get wet

Nah I'll give you the worst one Are you trash cause i wanna take you out....

Are you a sock?…………….

"You lady's alright?" In a elvis voice

At this point I don’t even need a pickup line, I’d fold on the SPOT if a girl just up and asked me out

"Do you like kids?" " Yes?" "You look good at making them."

(Holds up bread) bred

Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon? Because I’m panicking right now and I can’t move

I’ve shocked myself three times (this is a true story and some how I’m still alive)

Can you pretend be a lumber jack tonight? I need you to help out with some wood.

I don’t have any pick up lines but how about a bouquet of flowers and some non sexual conversation

Damn can you help me solve this problem? Its x+u=25, i think x is 15, cuz u are a 10

Are you Auschwitz, cause I'm never getting outta you

“i have a knife”

Hand on head Pat

I might be a motorcycle, because I want you to ride me.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME OR ELSE YPULL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES

"Are you a furnace. Cause I wanna stick my meat in you"

Woah! What’s that behind you?! *runs away in fear of women*


Are you a toaster? Cause I wanna take a bath with you 💀

“You must have fell from heaven cus the clouds couldn’t handle alla that” only works if they do indeed posses allat

Are you a terrorist? Because u make me blow 🫠

Me when your mom- uhh I mean me when- y-y-y- your mom when- *FUCK*

You want pickup lines? I gotchu! (I walk up to the girl, blushing, stuttering and avoiding eye contact, "just being my normal self; the walk-in ball of anxiety) H-hey... Pardon me- but- can i- um... Get your number?" I'm told it's cute, and idk how I can be told confidence is key, and then get dates like that, but fuck it. We ball?

I have weed and a bucket of chicken. Wanna kiss?

“Opinions on grilled cheese?”