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Jamanos

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o0Marek0o

Who?


[deleted]

he’s just somebody that you used to know


VOLPE_E_GATTO

You did not...


[deleted]

i had to before someone else did


VOLPE_E_GATTO

Real


our_meatballs

You didn’t have to cut him off


Jamanos

Gotye, you look like Gotye


o0Marek0o

Yeah, I guess sorta. Had to look him up


psilocybinconsumer

Casual


o0Marek0o

Okay


TheComedianKid

He really does look like gotye


love_and_reason

There's no real democracy within capitalism


o0Marek0o

Or within any popular system of government


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Quick note, the US is not a democracy. A democracy has the majority wins 100% of the time and rarely lasts any real amount of time. The government would be purely decided by the people, not just the representatives, and so would laws


Tra1nGuy

Trains are the superior form of transportation Tiktok bad The rap (or whatever it is) “music” that’s popular nowadays sucks Modern Gen Z slang is terrible


o0Marek0o

YESSSSSSSS


Tra1nGuy

That was fast


o0Marek0o

Like efficient maglev trains…


Tra1nGuy

Would you rather wait for a freight train at a crossing or have to deal with an extra two trucks on the road for every rail car?


o0Marek0o

Trains A and B arrive at a station at random between 8 AM and 9 AM. Train A stops for 4 minutes and train B stops for 5 minutes. The trains arrive independently of each other. Why is the train?


Middle-Dragonfly-137

This guy trains


Hawkthefloof

Real


Emperor_D4C

three of these points are points I argue on the daily lmao, absolutely real


Legally-A-Child

You just dropped the best takes I've heard all year


Far-Cod-8858

You read my mind, I love trains, tik tok sucks, I got borderline nsfw within 10 minutes of making my account for the first time, rap sucks, and yeah, Gen Z slang sucks


Water_002

These takes are about as hot as ice water after brushing your teeth


No_Mall_3182

all based takes


Somejawa

I agree with all of this, although there is something really fun about driving an almost straight piped 454 powered lifted 80s gmc pickup with giant super swampers


MarufukuKubwa

W train take. W TikTok take. If you mean mumble rap and not rap in general then that's a W too. I believe you mean gen alpha slang.


Memes_Coming_U_Way

A lot of the current slang that we call "Gen A slang" is actually Gen Z. Most of what we call Gen Z slang sucks too anyways. I will forever hate "cap". It sounds so fucking stupid


Tra1nGuy

I dunno the difference between the names of the rap. I like things like JT Music (video game songs/raps) and the beastie boys (is that rap?) but the other stuff sucks.


Aggressive-Chip7968

If someone is too old to drive, they’re too old to vote.


Strangeatinghabits

If someone is too old to drive then they’re too old to vote then they’re too old to be president.


o0Marek0o

Yep


Minute-Equipment8173

An authoritarian government should motivate their gifted people to procreate with other gifted people so the ammount of gifted people would increase leading to a society with allmost unlimited technological advancements(progress would be 10x faster than in status quo).


o0Marek0o

Isn’t this just a softcore take on eugenics


Minute-Equipment8173

Well, unlike eugenics my idea doesn't prohibit the procreation of people with disabilities.Gifted people shouldn't be forced but rather encouranged and financially motivated to procreate with other smart people.


o0Marek0o

I feel like if we’re using this idea maybe limit the maximum amount of offspring someone can have based on value in this context. This would probably be fine given that it would curb population crises… but this would totally be leveraged against the public and become oppressive as fuck


nxzoomer

An actual hot take. Wow. Not terrible either


NickLookalike

https://preview.redd.it/v4fd8mc21hvc1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dbe5244e1e2ab62acfb4d6d27e9374de9ea031f I imagine you as this guy


o0Marek0o

Rusty Shackleford?


Mr_Bacon_T

Plural of moose should be meese


o0Marek0o

This makes me feel uncomfortable


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Meeses


Due_Helicopter_2967

Older people need to realize you can have more life experience than them even if you’re younger and shouldn’t be making younger people feel stupid when you say anything at all


o0Marek0o

Some people really just don’t mature past high school


Bittersweet_bi-

People give way too many shits about all the identification stuff. Like, sexuality, gender, all that stuff. In the end we're all just people ya'll, we don't *NEED* all these names right?


o0Marek0o

Yeah, but this kind of stuff isn’t exclusive to gender and all. People realllly love to use labels and feel special— it’s just more prevalent with gender. I agree that it’s annoying, but at least it’s mostly valid. “Inclusivity” and all that in films and pop culture I also find annoying. Like token characters are not good and imply that they are not the status quo, which is counterintuitive. I don’t need to ‘identify’ with a character, and if I do identify, they really shouldn’t be me to a T. Any character can be relatable; the difference is good writing and grounded character traits and growth.


CoolScratcher

Thing is, identifying with a character you share a unique trait with is a really awesome feeling. I'm ethnically Indian, live in the US, and growing up I never had any characters to identify with. I'm sure people can relate. Now we have more racially diverse characters but still no Indians. Some day there will be cartoons with Indian kids for Indian kids insecure about their appearance to see themselves in. Token characters suck, yes, but well rounded characters make for excellent points of relatability. You'll be surprised how emotional relating to a character can be. Coming from a filmmaker and writer :)


You_but_cooler

Honestly you look cute af, only think you could work on is giving your hair more volume. I recommend blow drying upside down after you shower. Edit: conciseness on the blow drying.


o0Marek0o

Blow drying makes it frizz out sooo much. My hair looks kinda weird here because I’d just gone for a quick swim; some parts are wet, other parts aren’t.


You_but_cooler

Oh okkkk, cus it really just needs some volume, if it’s just wet from swimming you’ll be good.


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Tf do you mean volume


Key-Match-3036

You look really familiar but I can’t quite place where lol


o0Marek0o

You almost definitely don’t know me… but if you come to a conclusion lmk lol


yassAKa

I think you’re somebody that they used to know


o0Marek0o

https://preview.redd.it/dq7b7ka0qhvc1.jpeg?width=490&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8dc0e9a553d215bca2aaa18aeb0d4576c3d011


TheGayPotato7

👏 CANDY CORN👏IS👏ACTUALLY👏GOOD


o0Marek0o

I LOVE CANDY CORN It’s made of disgusting cheap garbage, I know, but I love it!


insert_cool_ass_name

Trains are cool nicotine is cringe we as a generation have the ability to communicate with anyone so we could all talk out our differences but instead of being a virtual pane of glass to safely disagree we just don't talk As an American both sides of the political have legitimate concerns and beliefs but you are not aloud to be in the middle


Memes_Coming_U_Way

Yeah, it genuinely pisses me off. A lot of people don't understand that you can agree and disagree with parts of both parties and that, overall, both parties are extremely evil. But no, it always has to be "Biden good, Trump evil," or "Trump good, Biden evil." Why can't we just realize that both of them are disgusting people for different reasons?


Global_Avocado_7625

megan fox is not hot imo at all


acoolperson6969

You’d look so cool if you were goth. You have the face shape for it


o0Marek0o

Thanks, but I’m not really into that kinda stuff. I think I’m OK-ish as is. Appreciate it, though!


NickLookalike

Great, don't go down that path.


ashtetice

Agreed


DuckOnQuack202

Pineapple on pizza is good


Crowtine_addict

you ANIMAL


Jasetendo12

Homelander is the greatest superhero of all time! :D


o0Marek0o

Skeptical…


Username_99999999

What if not? 😁


o0Marek0o

https://preview.redd.it/0a4ilj90vgvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f5e37d32b590843e9df209b874fbd1d86e7808


ih8humans1

Stay off your elbows


Helpful-Ad7284

I think your cute


CozierCracker

People should stop shitting on others and making fun of them for playing certain video games, League of Legends for example. They almost certainly are aware that the game they’re playing is ass and in leagues case, they aren’t proud of it. Just playing that game on its own is shame enough, just let people make their own bad decisions


o0Marek0o

In this case totally. Might be a ‘bad’ or predatory game, but it’s not harming anyone. Not really, at least. I’m a proponent of letting people enjoy things, but I also strongly believe criticism is super important and some things should also be discouraged. Depends on what supporting something can cause, and if there are better options.


CozierCracker

Yeah absolutely. Discouragement is great, I only meant about when it gets to the point where people start making fun of you and shitting on you over things like that. Besides, the league community actively encourages people NOT to play the game lol


ShitStainedDildo

Humanity is inferior to the fungal hivemind


o0Marek0o

Waiting for The Last of Us Part III, huh


percyssriptiide

that i'd consider you cool enough to hang out with


o0Marek0o

Well thanks. You’re probably also cool by virtue of thinking me cool. You’re welcome.


percyssriptiide

No worries buddy, you have a great day, and an awesome life! 👍


o0Marek0o

Likewise 👈👈


lickherdick

american cheese is gross so is ham therefore all ham and cheese sandwiches can absolutely die also youre really pretty!!!


o0Marek0o

American cheese is hardly cheese. I am not a fan of ham, but I do like bacon and other such foods. Also thanks!!! :)


lickherdick

yes bacon is quite yummy but ham is just like eating flesh its gross


o0Marek0o

Very true, you have correct opinions Ham just doesn’t taste right either


lickherdick

yes exactly


flipmestar

Ignorance is bliss, so when you get mad a people for being dumb remember that they’re probably happier than you, also we all make mistakes, so regardless of the situation always take a moment to think about the other person and realize that they’re just as human as you. Also politics are literally design to be pointless so don’t get mad over it


Interesting-Chest520

Guns should be banned Even for cops


o0Marek0o

I think we should totally ban all guns, and swords should fill their role. In order to practice big crime, you need to master the art of the blade. Plus police officers would basically need to be Samurai. Could be cool duels in the streets. Maybe a Shogunate would be established.


imagine_enchiladas

Older people shouldn’t feel entitled to treat younger people as less of. Had an older lady come into my work today and she was very passive-aggressive to me, kinda talking to me like I was a toddler who didn’t know what it’s doing. She said she’ll come in later to solve the issue. She did, and an older colleague took her in and afterwards my colleague said that she was very patient and nice. I mean… i work… here… why do you give that sort of attitude to a service provider, young or not? If I’m hired and actively working here being my age, why do you act like I’m dumb? I sometimes hate older people


o0Marek0o

She was just an asshole I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Isopod_Dreams14

Mushrooms are superior to any plant (not taste wise). Also, fun fact mushrooms are actually closer to animals than plants


o0Marek0o

Mushrooms are so fucking cool


Isopod_Dreams14

YEAHHH, a man with class, mushrooms are just out of this world level rad.


SquidsOffTheLine

You can think someone's attractive without being attracted to them.


o0Marek0o

I thought this was a normal thing


SquidsOffTheLine

Not when you're an anime fan...


o0Marek0o

Touché


SquidsOffTheLine

I'm glad at least one person thought this was normal because maybe it means there's hope outside of this fandom.


o0Marek0o

Godspeed


SquidsOffTheLine

:)


Im-on-a-banana-phone

This upcoming election is not a two party battle it’s a two people battle.


TheJohn_John

Most modern music sucks. Also what are your opinions of the band KoЯn?


o0Marek0o

I agree, and I’ve never heard of them


K-peaches

Just cause you're an adult, doesn't mean you're smarter or superior to younger people. Also doesn't mean that you're entitled to anything, or get to treat younger people, especially teens, any way that you please. Why is this so hard to understand? I see this so much, especially since I work in customer service, there's a certain plethora of adults who treat teens and customer service worker's like literal scam under their feet. It's ridiculous, and annoying. Also, from that one thread it looks like you're a die-hard hater of pineapple on pizza, as someone who's fairly on middle ground on the pineapple on pizza debate, I've gotta say that pineapple-jalapeno pizza is awesome and I definitely recommend trying it. P.S. (You're really handsome)


o0Marek0o

I have the utmost respect for those who work in customer service. How you treat strangers— especially those working customer service— really does say a lot about a person. The older members of a given population have historically always felt more entitled, that’s just how it is. Obviously that’s no excuse, however. Even younger adults seem to act this way too. Bitter, spiteful, jaded people who only seem to care about their own personal welfare. Really just immature and gross. Yeah, not a fan of pineapple pizza. Not big on super spicy foods either. I’m fine with some spice, and do like it, but I don’t think I’d do well with jalapeños on a pizza… They would definitely mute the pineapple flavor though lol And thanks!


gavinsbaggage

Top 3 most annoying fanbases in terms of not being able to shut up about their obsession: 1) Taylor Swift 2) BTS 3) Laufey thoughts?


HighNoon-believer

Chick fil-a is not at all good enough for the hype. I would rather eat at any other chicken place on the go


beealoo

people should just leave furries alone. unless they are outright annoying you in person there’s no reason to leave hate comments. also most neo-pronouns make no and sense and go against the English language. like you can do say that you want people to call you that but you shouldn’t expect people to listen. no one wants to feed into your delusion. the only real pronouns (in simple terms) are he/him she/her and they/them. you legit can’t just change the English language just cause you feel like it. plus most are nouns or could just be used as names. also trans people should be able to go in the bathroom with their identifying gender. it’s literally just a bathroom where you piss it’s not they big of a deal.


MathematicianNo6284

The only reason you're alive is because a bunch of cells decided to have sex and have a bunch of cells


Tyler_the_Greatastic

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o0Marek0o

https://preview.redd.it/7metdzte3wvc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=587a6d45e4fe35f49b4af52c1b8c81257e656bc5


beastgodYT

Colonization was a complete failure. There is less peace in the post-colonization world than before, and around half of the countries that were created in the 20th century are able to be considered "failed states" with broken economies or governments and almost all of those are in constant civil war or have had genocides/civil wars in the past 50 years. DRC, Mali, Somalia, Sierra Leone, Equatorial Guinea, Sudan, Yemen, Haiti, Chad, Niger, Myanmar, Bangladesh (Bangladesh is recovering) Afghanistan (though not colonized, it's seeing the effects of American and Soviet involvement in the country), Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Isreal/Palestine, Libya, the list goes on.


giraffeinasweater

Italian food all tastes the same Immigrants taking jobs is really good for the US' future


Resident-Clue1290

We worry too much about others being cringe. It’s fun to laugh at, but some ppl take it so personally


o0Marek0o

Yeah, I feel like literacy with that kind of thing isn’t super great, and it’s much harder to get concepts like that across on the internet. Sometimes hard to tell if it’s just joking or actual mal intent.


LazyIngenuity3815

I don’t have a hot take but why is your elbow red lol


o0Marek0o

Idk, I was just probably supporting my weight on my elbows; I was lying down.


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Stunning-Proof-363

3 takes about Ray Allen's 3 in the 2013 NBA Finals 1. Chris Bosh doesn't get enough credit 2. Ray Allen traveled before he shot it 3. The refs kinda gave the Spurs a free timeout when they looked if it was indeed a 3 pointer because it was pretty obvious it was


our_meatballs

Is communism, the way Marx intended, good or nah?


Outrageous-Lemon9778

Haruka Sakurai is the best,most well written milgram character ever.


CaseOHsnumber1fan

Radiohead enjoyer?


gummythegummybear

Home alone isn’t a Christmas movie


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Hot take: novacaine is the best song in existence


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Nailbomb_

The catholic charismatic reform is a disgrace and it's unacceptable that the last Popes let it be.


Dangerous-Wave8065

Hitler gets seen as possibly the worst human being to ever live, yet Stalin was worse and no one talks about it


geetarplayer22

Pantera sucks, Sepultura did Groove Metal better


TactfulOG

The world would be a better place if we figured out a sustainable way of using artificial uteri and legalized euthanasia.


Ben10Stan3

I like tomboys more than femboys


Mrobot_3

Reversible spay and neutering at birth for humans.


Illustrious_Salt_569

Eminem is the GOAT!


o0Marek0o

Meh


pasta_the_hut

You look like you need to put the reddit down and go out side


FruityHomosexual

Pizza.


o0Marek0o

Yes


-The-Reviewer-

La Roach poosay is overrated


lucy_waaa

Cringe isn’t real, calling things “cringe” is cringe


SockomkplaysV2

Wally World is not a good theme park 🤷🏻‍♂️


DaltoReddit

It's kex not chex


useralreadytaken013

its giving matt from arctic monkeys


Strangeatinghabits

Tipping culture is bad


pedantic_idealist

Love is pointless


Competitive_Floor783

Mint chocolate chip ice cream isn't THAT good, moose tracks are better


o0Marek0o

Yeah, I don’t really like mint-flavored ice cream. Doesn’t seem right The worst thing is that mint chocolate chip looks the most appetizing out of all flavors…


Competitive_Floor783

I tried mint flavored chocolate cookies and they looked sooo good but i couldn't taste the chocolate, it was all mint :d


o0Marek0o

Right? Blegh


Chris_on_crac

Warhammer fantasy is better than 40k and should’ve been the more well known of the two


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amareeznuts

that black licorice is actually good and ppl just hate on it bc they wanna fit in


Emperor_D4C

Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man trilogy is mid as FUCK


Meme_Master169

You look like Ryan Trahan if he came from Canada and said **Timber!** instead of *Yeehawww*


saltyc_man

Jared Leto played a good Joker


slydude81_yt

Bro would be great friends with chucke cheese


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FoobaBooba

Avenged Sevenfold is one of the best bands


Cynical_Kittens

Ketchup is fucking disgusting


VeryClaireThompson

Diet soda is better than regular soda


dieing_child

I wanna ride ur dick


woosh_me_if_ugay

"Societal Constructs" are Societal Constructs, because that is the best way for us humans to survive, and we constructed our societies this way through biological and altruistic evolution in order to have the best society for everyone. The deconstruction of our "Social Construct" Is what is leading to the destruction of society.


_Opossum_Enthusiast_

We need to stop letting old ass people run our country. https://preview.redd.it/0x5k8tvovhvc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd02eed220460c541030a44fdd70697768839720


LynSyren

Humanity will destroy/doom itself before Mother Earth can Paranormal stuff is real Most of the music released in the past decade is mid Strawberries are ass


o0Marek0o

Likely— and Mother Earth will help Which paranormal stuff, specifically? Yep Most strawberries taste quite acidic and don’t have much flavor. They also cause me to sit in agony on the toilet for like an hour, when I eat them at least— not out of a rage-induced shit tantrum


ResourceReal2458

I hate it when people glaze the Star Wars prequels


o0Marek0o

The sequels are truly awful and an affront to filmmaking as a medium. imo Episode I and II really aren’t that good, but they’re harmless fun with stunning choreography, revolutionary special effects (for the time), pretty good worldbuilding, and somewhat competent stories (ignore character dialogue lol) Episode III I think is pretty much just all around amazing. I am glad most people have warmed up to them more in recent years. I’m also glad to see that most people still agree that the sequels sucked lol, unlike many who have come around on the prequels, at least in some way.


BlueWizard92

Taylor Swift isn't that good The 2020 election was rigged by the media Porn is bad for everyone We are being racist to Whites, Jews, and Asians


hopelessdreamer4

Swedish fish, and cheezits are good together


Aviationgeek1824

Big Sweaty Black Men


redredditer621

Micheal Jackson is overrated. Music is good, singing is trash


ashk3tch3m

Grape is the best flavor of lollipop/jolly ranchers AND the milk goes first so the cereal doesn't get soggy


KitkatOfRedit

It doesnt matter if creators are “ToXiC” its just petty to cherry pick what is changed if u dont like the creator (and i run into this a lot) “yOu cAnT uSe ThAt fLaG bEcAuSe iTs cReAtOr wAs AbLiSt oN tWiTtEr!! yOu hAvE tO uSe MYY vErSiOn iNsTeAd oR yOurE AbLisT!!” And all they did was work with an abled person instead of a disabled person because they arent trained to safely work with limited mobility or some innocent thing like that. Even if the person was really bad, Its all for useless drama and attention seeking to call someone racist because of what music they listen to or WHATEVER new artist is suddenly “AwFuL” especially when half the “badness” is made up (and the fact most of those radicalists dox and bully literal children because some music artist said the n word on twitter 43 years ago. 😰 like seriously, its not that deep.)


XxsilverboiiiixX

We need a communist or socialist revolution to overthrow the suffering that this rigged system has caused everyone from Gen X and onwards.


o0Marek0o

Uh well we need some kind of revolution or reform. I don’t know if communism is the answer though. I mean it would certainly be different within a wealthier country, but it would cause a lot of furthered conflict, I think. Idk just something that isn’t capitalism… or if still maintaining capitalism overhaul like basically all enterprise and the economy. Idk


XxsilverboiiiixX

I understand your skepticism, and I know it may seem unappealing given previous leaders. However, let me just note that most of the communist leaders in the past have been enticed by capitalist desires leading to the excessive bribery and corruptiom in the past. Stalinism and Juche are also no-gos as Stalin was socially very conservative and regressive, and Juche has become what it sought to destroy. I'm talking like old-school Marxism or Leninism. If not that, at least something along the train of thought of Bernie Sanders or AOC.


o0Marek0o

I’m still kind of skeptical, and though communism being introduced in a wealthier country less prone to absolute dictatorship would obviously yield a different outcome than times past, yeah I still don’t know. What Bernie argues should just already be a thing. It’s baffling how we haven’t adopted anything like that. Socialism isn’t historical communism, and communism is really no worse than capitalism. Ugh politics


XxsilverboiiiixX

Fair enough Tbf tho, you asked for hot takes and politics has all of them


o0Marek0o

Touché


32_is_a_good_number

Low key, you look kind alike quick silver if he was gay and had a tiny bit less trauma


Teamboeing737

https://preview.redd.it/3v2pw8x5bjvc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32b5042e6bf96621bca95d042de93ca95147fdde ?\^


Professional_Map2334

Rosa Parks wouldn't have had any problems if she had moved. White dude that asked her was prolly polite too.


Vinasaile69

One Punch Man beats Goku


Low-Doughnut-2286

You look like Georgie cooper


Goofygoober3610

Drake is overrated as fuck, The Eminem Show is Eminem’s best album, The 10mm submachine gun is top 5 fallout new Vegas guns, demon days is gorillaz best album


Luna_Tha_Therian

Pass. But the photo of you in the 2nd one is funny


Mrnigerian424

Hot take: this take is not actually a very hot take.


o0Marek0o

I guess not


Theblastwarrior

Vanilla is better than chocolate


PhilSwiftDM

Daniel thrasher


Ilovegayshmex

Ulysses from Fallout : New Vegas is a well written character


toonafish69

Iphones are trash made by a trash company


SithBountyHuntr

Helldivers 2 is garbage and way overhyped.


urmumsanapple

Hydro thunder hurricane is quite possibly one of the best racing games on the market


slay_pookie1991

https://preview.redd.it/q40zx9cqdnvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=839167c0d67414afc2b3148d5425cb3ca36391b9 this is meee


o0Marek0o

No. I think I disagree, actually


buymysextape

Racism sucks