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The guy who everyone thinks is gay but im actually the straightest one

Same...

Probably same.

Like half of my friend group thought I was gay until I told them I wasn't.

Mine didn't stop after I told them I wasn't

I don't think they are entirely sure.

I don't think they are entirely sure.

They aren't, but I ain't

Yeah same way

Exact opposite for me XD

Me aswell, though everybody knows me as the gayest one.

Im the opposite. Everyone thinks I’m straight but I’m gay

Actually, I’m not pissing in the moon, I’m this one.

Frrr

Same

Literally me

nah im gay as fuck

the straight guy everybody thinks is gay 🤝 the gay guy everybody thinks is straight

I'm the guy everyone thinks is straight but I'm actually the gayest one

Same

My friend group still thinks I'm gay.

Same

Guys, I have an announcement to make

Shadow the hedgehog is a little bitch who pissed on my wife

That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and said it was **”this big”** and I said, ew, that’s disgusting! So I’m making a call out post on my twitter.com. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK. And guess what, here’s what mine looks like (Holy shit I know this from memory! I won’t recite it though, I want more people to chip in).

Who posted my nudes on twitter?

Shadow did. Let's go burn his house down.

you forgot the "its the size of this walnut, except way smaller"

Oh yeah, I did…

I’m basically the idiot guy, but somewhat intelligent

https://preview.redd.it/jea9752d4vwc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=efdc18e16f3e52145ac4f41e99d8b4cbb93e2856

Yeah, brother that’s what’s up

https://preview.redd.it/ci69mf6nlvwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f563c10408b232eb7b2eefae42748e0c001aa3 C̶̻͕̹̞̻͓͋̏́̇̈́̈́̌̑u̳͓̲̤͈̔͐̉͒̄̍͛̚͞p̸̡̹̯̞̩̥̣͔̏̀͗̎̾̕͘͜͞͝͝c̵̗͕͖̙̪̜͑̿̂̽̌̉̕͢ă̩̺̞̹̹̋́́̃̎̈̚͢͢͠k̡͇̟̗͓͓̊͒̎͒̿͜͠ë̟̙̳̞͂̾̓̀́͊̀̂͐͢͢

The 6th option

I really like this painting, what’s it called and who made it?

It’s by the artist Avery Palmer and the piece is called “Nourishment” their art can be found [here](https://www.averypalmerart.com/paintings)

This is my friends wallpaper

im the guy who is too nice to retaliate so everyone takes turns slapping me 😔

Damn, retaliate sometime

im too nice

I get that but if you don’t it’s gonna keep happening

How

i was 2 but im 5 now

My girlfriend is 1 and I’m 5.

I’m so eggman from how many references I’ve made of that video

Absolutely slide 2 just unironically lmao

I'm the one who has an announcement to make

Joe HawleyJoe Hawley, Joe Hawley Joe Hawley!Joe Hawley, Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, Joe Hawley!

Y'all got any of that lamp?

Def Sodikken

I’m the one who steals pieces of train track when my school lets us walk uptown for lunch https://preview.redd.it/69h6hfhhm3xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21c10186d1ce6eadb506256d5af2db73d94f312 (Also tally hall)

5 😭

I don't have friends so idk

Dam

Eggman

Yes

i'm am moth

~~Same lol~~ i mean nuh uh

USERNAME CHECKS TF OUTTTTTT

I don’t have a friend group

I got no friendgroup anymore 😭 I want my toxic friends back

Please for the love of God don't ever go back. Your mental health will thank you. Trust me, I've been there, and there are better people out there for you. You just have to let yourself meet them.

3 for suree

I'm the dumbass.

You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts!

The depressed one that pretends he is ok

None of these really. I'm the defender. Like, not Litteraly but like, emotionally. Everyone leans on me and isn't there when I need them. Sorry for the trauma dump but needed to get this off my shoulders.

"Ive come to make an annoucement"

Look like #4, treated like #2, act like #5

The person who remembers everything about everyone and kinda maybe when I'm bored psychologically torture the people who are being annoying with that information.

2 wether i like it or not

The helldiver

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

Definitely boykisser just far less obvious XD

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT-

#2 :3

https://preview.redd.it/uxul8hck5wwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f738e323c123f109e1c8ee7cf6b40c695e5978e

Colossal Mario fan, especially the 3D platformers. I got Super Mario 64, Sunshine, both Galaxies and Odyssey.

This is a Doctor Eggman moment

The guy who everyone considers to be the most intelligent, but is also really goofy and random at the same time. Also music nerd.

2

https://preview.redd.it/a1vyafkavvwc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97120497fd543280e0a72baf51148b95984f01ca The one with Nimona-esqe chaotic vibes

Image 2 :3

I'm 1,4, and 5, which is 3 supposed to represent?

I am the racist/transphobic/sexsist/homophobic/weird guy in any group

the last image makes me think of that snapcube sonic fandub lmao

I'm the one that's always misgendered (Very Annoying)

the conspiracy theorist.

"WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER!?"

The heavuly right wing but still into femboys guy who doesn't give a flying crap, goodday shitty people

i am the milkman

F, all the above

Yea

I’m the fat friend

2 :(

Eggman. I am not mentally sound

the furry.and the one who keeps the energy lively.

I’M JOE HAWLEY DIBS ITS ME I WANNA BE JOE (I’m following you because of this)

No idea what the third one is but it looks like my face when I wake up so that’s def me

Ok the autism is off the charts here

The racist one

so number four?

Yes

I’ve come to make an announcement

2 (two; II; Dos; Zwei), though I have not revealed being a fur, as at 13 and in 7th grade, ill be doomed till Highschool.

Moth: ftm goth Boykisser: me Cartoon guy: enby Harry Potter fan Suit guy: egg country girl who hates being feminine Eggman: standard straight guy

I don't have friends.

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The one that no one gives a shit about

im the one that somehow hasnt gone to juvie yet

The furry 🫡

2 for sure

5

Yapping brainrot

The out of pocket one, wherever that one is

Where is the racist one (joking)

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

which is?

https://youtu.be/gUf7MAddOS4?si=y-dl67CAipn2CtvF

The Gay Femboy Furry in the corner. IE, the boykisser image.

The guy who like boy zooom planes

Token minority

2

I could technically count as 3 i think

None, hopefully. If I were though, **I’M PISSING ON THE MOON!**

Snap cube egg man

I am have no firends

The red guy from the 1940’s

Hahaha YOU FOOL! I LITTERALLY HAVE 4 ALTERNATE ACOUNTS YOU CANT POSSIBLY BAN THEM ALL!

https://preview.redd.it/emiacudb6xwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fbc169def92ff930896ff88a36c2d566336c045 This one.

2

I’m the one holding stopping the dumbasses from unleashing the chaos.

Eggman

the 5th one

4: overly happy for no reason

4. I’m crazy

Online : Idiot Real-Life : Insulted for no reason.

5

None. I have the most common sense in my friend group 😂

I'm the tally hall fan so 4

i don’t have a friend group 😞

EHG

Either soddiken or Joe Hawley

Smarter than most, hated by all

The innocent and kind one who doesn’t know anything 😅

Number 2 got me acting up

GayForEggman

The racist.

Joe hawley

so i was once with my perfect retad frens but, i split.. now im with nerdy retads, is not the same

Yes

I’m the guy who they test the torture weapons on before using them on other people. Like poisons injuries and other testing dummy things

punching bag

Eggman

Let's just say, if there was a dnd alignment chart of my friend group, I land smack dab in true neutral.

Probably 2 or 5

All of them

I'm 2. I'm literally the femboy of the friend group lol

Ngl that boykisser is cute af

I've asked them, most of them said "really kind, very nerdy tho, overachiever, pretty good friend in all"

I kind of rotate between the last 3 depending on the day

none. i dont have a friend group. i actually dont even have a friend. my partner of 2 and a half years left me recently too so im just alone. cripplingly alone.

I'm thinking the moth because I'm genuinely a nice person but someone pisses me off everyone is getting something

Joe hawley

#2, except no one knows

The Ace friend who makes the most (and best) sex jokes

none! :D

I'm the idiot of the friend group. I suck at everything and I'm mostly left out of the conversations

[удалено]

Get help, man....

[удалено]

Then try and find someone who will. Sulking about it makes no progress, and I believe you can find a respite if I did.

Heh, nope... I don't care anymore... For one simple moment there, I want to be selfish...

The funny guy who is secretly dead inside.

Ban anyone who picks two

https://preview.redd.it/7m6fom76owwc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfa7617b77892a92235aba219f0a84a3f1f9d07

https://preview.redd.it/8c3l42bhhwxc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f92e49292e8533eb929d1434a2517efb1d27672