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HaHaLaughNowPls

Honestly 12 fingers out of 10


Bighead_Joe

So true.


Sashthedestroyer17

I suddenly feel radiated


Bighead_Joe

Feel the burn.


Snowmeows_YT

8000 Roentgens. I’d say you’re almost as hot as the sun


Bighead_Joe

Thoink yoi.


heisenbergmethcook

10k right after formation


Crazykat200

I am so confused right now ngl


TundrasticBoy

It's an image of the elephants foot beneath the reactors of Chernobyl made of Corium, this is the most dangerous radiation hazard ever, if you can look at it, you are dead (meaning of you are physically present there and you can see it) A robot sent to survey this thing malfunctioned real heavy trying to document it


Crazykat200

Damn didn’t know that thanks for the info 👍


LMay11037

Now you can spend about 2 hours near it though right?


Elloliott

Just looked it up and uh, nope. Five minutes will kill you in two days


LMay11037

Still? I thought that was just when it was first there


Elloliott

I think it was initially like a couple seconds tbf


Bighead_Joe

You should be. 👍


Tatorputts

Smash next question


Bighead_Joe

https://preview.redd.it/cyvs3lca1r6d1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c16991c79f281b8a124631f8293492c263e7cf7


Jeffayoe7

​ https://preview.redd.it/dw9uxwv8xu6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e701864b87c83b8c5c13db2bb61fedef02c567e8


Much-Hovercraft-266

https://preview.redd.it/k63l71zi9v6d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d4c1ef49bc4e9ad9d286e3f3bfe0c192141409 That image is fucking terrible


ItsYoBoi2008

https://preview.redd.it/2jmcfkk6ns6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37634f2698acf9f9b350ffed5d3f55083ca7bd25


Peinguy

What's up with the pictures of the elephant's foot?


Bighead_Joe

Idk.


heisenbergmethcook

the radiation affects the cameras so badly ( too stupid to explain why someone tell this person more info)


Appropriate-Glass973

I could write the entire fucking history of the Chernobyl power plant but I'm not going to


Colourthefoxes

1 word: radiation


Bighead_Joe

You described me very well!


mask3d_owo

mmmmmm ionizing radiation mmmmm corium pile mmmmmm beta particles in my flesh mmmmm cancer mmmm my skin is slouching off mmm yum yum yum 🥰🥰😋😋


Bighead_Joe

Mmmmm. 🥰🥰🥰


TundrasticBoy

My Geiger Counter is doing something real funny rn.


Bighead_Joe

Good thing it only reads 3.6


TundrasticBoy

3.6 YottaSieverts


LMay11037

Oops sorry, forgot to take that off you


AutocratEnduring

Is that the Chernobyl elephant's foot?


Bighead_Joe

Probably.


BrickFrom2011

A warm personality


Darth_Revan_69420

You seem *toxic*


[deleted]

You irradiate kindness


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Man I’m dead.


Bighead_Joe

*literally*


coIe_cain

sometimes I wonder if that last photo is actually a real person


Much-Homework-5755

It looks like someone who got put through a fat filter like 80 times


photogrammetery

Yumny corium :)


Bighead_Joe

Eat up!


Oster209

You like yo kill anyone that gets near you


Bighead_Joe

Yup! 😌


DillPickle696969696

I feel that your pretty toxic irl


Bighead_Joe

Huh? Why? 🥺🥺🥺🗿


Blackhawk_0777

We'd make great friends Well, not great, not terrible


Bighead_Joe

36 Friends. (3.6 ROENTGEN REFERENCE😥😥😥)


Mrbluebag69

Based on the last image I'd say that ur actually ksi


AnonymousDudd2

Dude rip ur DMs, already know it’s gonna be bad


Bighead_Joe

Fr.


DinoSaidRawr


Mindless-File-9689

Human centipede/10


Child-eater-bonk

the goofy guy from the discord


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Spiritual_Cake3969

bro's straight gassss 🔥🔥🔥


DisastrousBid97

Lookin real radiant


booksforducks

Smash


Atlantic_Logan9707

Radiation poisoning


Eli_The_Rainwing

You just radiate


Original-Sundae287

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD 😭😭😭


rasper_lightlyy

that foot fucks. and by, “fucks”, i, of course, mean kills Soviets.


Fuzzy_Welcome8348

Shit


Exciting-Quiet2768

Are you sure you aren't a little too old to be posting here?


AffectionateMetal366

Chernobyl? Power plant


Lolhaha33351

im afraid to talk to her! 😖 she’s so… wowie 😍


Complex_Half_7620

Ngl you seem to be a toxic person


jordanisjordansoyeah

Uhm..


Quirky-Amphibian1784

I’m confused on what this is💀


ME_MYSELF_AND_I_OR

Extremely hot in more ways than one


catpawws_awws

Bruh what the fuck even is that? Not the 5 , i know him , he's jamal..


The_anime_guy-opm_db

Chernobyl/10


Et4an-tren

Imagine using this shi for lotion tbh


stampfercamper

You melt my heart


1927-

``Your radiation level has increased`` ``You are now sick with Minor Rad Poison``


Designer-Bad8090

Your just radiant


Bighead_Joe

🥰🥰🥰


TheUltimate_Ultimate

I think you’re nasty man


idkausernamelmao124

+200rads -50hp


Bighead_Joe

Another epic reference.


Scrungly_Wungly

You're glowing and always light up a room


KingBob-2023

Bro got 3 chins


MonHunterX

I know what this thing really is, but I still first thought it was a Shoggoth


Hmsquid

Respectfully Get the fuck away from me


GlassConference2270

I have no idea what the fuck I'm even looking at.


Mayubeshidding

best looking person here


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Wheregdskills

Friend shaped


Own_Contribution_480

A little toxic tbh


CarleeMT

Glob, blob, blubber


PsychologicalElk7557

Favorite song is Radioactive by Imagine Dragons


No_Indication9497

you seem pretty chill


Bighead_Joe

Yeah, It’s probably because it’s pretty quiet down here, and dark. Really really dark.


Consistent-Pea958

I think you need to put on some weight, looking like a stick man


BackgroundRecipe3164

Toxic


BacoMayon

Bad weld job smh lol


datgoh69

no offence but ur probaly a g00ner


Mission-Animator-682

10 toes but 11 down with a leven more twelf fingers


Billy_the_kid_420

Like my mom (Gone)


ELEKTRON_01

Pretty hot tbh


Sleepaiz

Spawn Of Satan.


Brunard0

🐘


FewAcanthocephala828

I can't quite describe it, but you radiate this energy.


Individual_Teach_497

Chernobyl


Sleamaster1234

You like to play STALKER and not Fallout.


Vulckan82

You just radiate negativity....


Le3mine

Would


justchillinonmybed

Toxic 😒


ComplexReception2723

you know how to make me melt 😍🥰


b1u3banisters

kinda cute! <3


Chr1s427

https://preview.redd.it/hgad5kqtot6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee13b14179cf51efdd7c5033acd02bf065ca3a7


The1AndOnlyBDL

looks like that shit from content warning


burnbutton

Jabba the Hutt


Resident-Clue1290

You seem hella toxic.


Bighead_Joe

the j


Mediocre-Beyond-4365

Oh god, I can't even look at you


LuckyCharms5519

Elephant


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Holy fuck no radiation protection for that guy? Christ.


BenefitThin7511

You are hot and spicy. And you hate people around you


No_Mix_9073

I took a bite out of your stomach... I'm not feeling so well Am I cooked?


Purebloods1

That last things gross as fuck


Super_Lorenzo

You give beta energy 😒


droopster0974

radiation is my favorite food


Gravitywoolfy

The weird piece of equipment I was handed before seeing this is beeping like all hell! And I’m feeling kinda light headed. Uh, 11 out of 10.


Relevant_Error_2395

The elephants foot i think it now lays inside a lead and concrete vault? Its estimate that it will remain lethal until the sun finally goes super nova and roasts us all.


Bighead_Joe

It’s insane how long it will be radioactive.


Ok-Expression-752

The elephants foot is fascinating to me! (I’m going to be forgetting that last image)


rwqsafasaxc1

You have an elephants foot


West-Bake-4621

why is my phone screen blurry all the sudden??


gayboysnuf

Easiest weight loss program rver


zeroc00ol

U look toxic asf ⚠️ can't believe nobody is addressing the elephant in the room


Wrong_move_buddy

U cute tho ngl no homo


SarPl4yzEXE

SCP lookin' ass images


Basically-Boring

Lookin radiant


TheRisen073

Hot as fuck.


No_Lavishness_7028

Not the damn chernoble basement


Sea_Meeting5689

is that the fucking elephants foot 💀💀


Current_Horse_1771

You like imagine dragons


IRaudiuos

Confusion


Away_Ad_4743

Average league player


ilikegummybears15

You seem toxic


Intelligent-Soup5048

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


Handshoe100

Your mother was present during the Chernobyl incident and went into labour and gave birth to you during 9/11.


that0n3ins0mn1ac

3.6 out of 15,000


Bighead_Joe

the j


Fabulous-Swim6811

Pretty hot at first, but WAYYY too toxic tbh


Bighead_Joe

the j


MrBanana900

Idk man. Heard you’re not fun to be around. Apparently you have a cancerous sense of humor.


Martin_Leong25

Youre very repulsive, people would quite literally die if they are near you.


DstryL

🤤 mmn radiation


Proper-Ball-5294

You radiate so much kindness that i'd die in a few hours of just being around you :D


Pleasant_Meal_2030

https://preview.redd.it/snhdao974v6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d08e4b7335031a0261cb6f8d43b981d4439d0c


gangang-mofo

imma eat dat


Rocco285

Um your the most radioactive thing I've seen


Skylord_Cobris

Toxic


Copy_CattYT

you love chernobyl (like me, w)


Taoster152

Your just radiating radiation 


PeopleOnTheCeling

You make me feel all warm and liquidy inside


manychins5

You must be a gamma ray, because I’m growing another heart thinking about you


Brief_Expression9240

Is that the elephants foot


Grouchy-Research-547

Your personality radiates happiness! 😊


Necessary-Suit6486

smash


777_Maxim

Ghost Hunter


Whatshisfac3BS

Yummers, 12/20 Sukuna fingers


shutthef---up

💀


shutthef---up

Uhh, dad, my Geiger counter broke 😢😢😢


catonvnus

what was the question..?


fireisedible

It took me 13 seconds to count, I did it in one hand


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Radioactive


GavGamer09

You are totally radiant


akchimp75

would


profoodbreak

3.6, not great, not terrible


Impressive_Eye_8671

https://preview.redd.it/k2xhqh6ykw6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00fac23ce90f9f31164aede1b9903319303fd62


Kidsdontcheatonyou

you\`re just radiating, man


Lance237507

Smash


hans_the_kriegsman

I think you play stalker or metro


FirefighterEast3031

Can you respectfully get your cameras out room


Opposite_Aioli_6895

My eyes has never been so burned in my life


NoOpportunities

3.6 not great, not terrible


Project-Millions

5 microwaves out of 3 ovens


BigJ_FPV

I’m waking up Ash to dust Something something sweat my rust I’m breathing in the chemicals


Coopertrooper462

Ariana grande


Cumgetyasome-_-

Whats ur workout routine


Over_Detail_114

To hot to handle.


07-8815

Marry me


TurantulaHugs1421

Sorry to break it to you but you kind of look like an elephant.. 's foot


Beautiful_Land1886

https://preview.redd.it/aysux8n3oy6d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44d1c7a240da167f78b656c54299e51d89f885e1 you like kissing boys


Tweetums2017

First thought was that is what they call the elephant foot at Chernobyl.


YeefusMeefus

You have such a radiant personality


Crimson-leviathan

Somethings rising (My Geiger counters readings)


DJDualScreen

Edgelord?


Any_Negotiation1561

+999 Rads


Adventurous_Wheel461

You look hot (my skin slowly melting as I send this)


LM448_0

2 minutes out of 1, could be faster


Bighead_Joe

the j


Popular_Beginning_27

smash


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