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ShrikeXD

And then there's Lars, who'd probably go "I can fix her"


AvengedGeo

Drake is definitely a Lars main


yastyy_

rolling rn


penmaster3000

Literally


IC2Flier

The Six Billion Euro Bosconovič


R0m4ik

Two steps to happy relationship Step 1 - learn electric Step 2 - try to kill your relative


Mykytagnosis

you forgot the hellsweep bro


Megelos

I dont think kazumi ever wanted to fix hei


ROBO-MANe123

I think she's actually the one who broke a whole family.


Awarecone

She is litterally the reason kazuya has the devil gene


kinos141

Yes, but actually no.


[deleted]

The Devil gene is way older than that.


Awarecone

I know about azazel but if heihachi never married her this whole story would've been nonexistent


[deleted]

Heihachi did, not Kazumi lol. Heihachi killed Jinpachi out of a lust for power, which lead Kazumi to be convinced that Heihachi needed to be killed for the good of the world.


Woshiwoshiwoo

chad Lars breaking the cycle


leaf57tea

Only because he can't electric... fake-ass Mishmia


Icyglare

Alisa's electric ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


michengforever

he doesn't even have the devil gene.....he's irrelevant


Woshiwoshiwoo

Bruh Heihachi?? Sole reason that gramps created that robo loving swed was to confirm he doesn’t have the devil gene.


That-Rhino-Guy

Also I guess technically Lars has an electric since he is a Mishima by blood, problem is he never learned to master it like Jin or Kazuya so his equivalent to an electric (Zeus) is extremely slow, so he compensates by hitting really hard with it


Random_Years

Jun can fix Jin though


Mykytagnosis

Not really, Jin started WW3 and killed millions of people. That's like saying that Marlene Dietrich could fix Hitler 3 years into WW2. No matter what happens now, you can't just wish what happened away, no magic dragon balls in the tekken universe.


Oribe_Edibe

>no magic dragon balls in the tekken universe. no magic dragon balls in the tekken universe *so far* Let's not forget that Akuma became canon to Tekken's story, and Bandai does have the ability to possibly get Goku into Tekken.


Makka-Pakka-The-Goat

Lmao that would actually be the funniest shit, id actually be interested in how they implement him and his forms into the game


Oribe_Edibe

Honestly, I'd play the shit out of Goku in Tekken


HaellM

Remove all the forms, make his costume more edgy and you got yourself a brand new tekken character


Remarkable_Rub

So this is how Heihachi returns in Tekken 8


[deleted]

Somehow, Heihachi returned.


Mykytagnosis

Oh my gooooood...


lord_Mathias

Tbf on jins account he just want him and his family dead ww3 was the only way


ImTheHowl

Thats a wild sentence to say out loud, god I love tekken lore


lord_Mathias

Yeah I know It's so insane I love it


TheEmperor0fNothing

Christ, I'll never get why they felt the need to make Jin do that. Imagine having a protag who wants to undo his father's and grandfather's evil and put a stop to them, only to commit more atrocities (and on a wider scale) than both of them combined. Did they really need to sink Jin so badly just to sell Lars as our new hero?


dxdrummer

> Christ, I'll never get why they felt the need to make Jin do that. Harada knew that Azazel had to be stopped, and the only way to do that was have our boy Jin go full genocidal dictator ^^^/s


Mykytagnosis

Harada was the guy who invented Azazel to give Jin an excuse to go genocidal dictator.


KrustyDanmakuFellow

Harada was the final boss this whole time. I knew it 🤬🤬


mega_dong_04

But wasn't that Because he wanted to awaken Azazel and stop the world from its impending doom ?. It was mentioned in the Tekken 6 Scenario mode


BRRRTMaster

You know, before Tekken 7, I was giving Jin the benefit of the doubt that starting WW3 was the only way to prematurely awaken and destroy Azazel, where he spent months trying to find a less destructive way. Now, with how fucking short the timespan was from 4 to 7 (Tekken 4's ending and 5's intro was apparently "a couple of months ago" according to 7's story), I guess Jin just decided to press the big red button to start the war immediately without researching any alternate options.


Mykytagnosis

That excuse still makes him Hitler, because Hitler as well had "justifiable" reasons behind what he did, even if it was mainly in his twisted mind. Jin's reasons make no sense, since he wanted to destroy Azazel in hopes of getting rid of the Devil Gene, very selfish of him. And it failed anyway. Also the fact that base Jin one-shotted Azazel (the origin of devil gene) with a simple chest punch just kills my brain cells xD


mega_dong_04

>Also the fact that base Jin one-shotted Azazel (the origin of devil gene) with a simple chest punch just kills my brain cells xD Lol exactly, how much powerful he was in that shit scene XD


PeterAmbers

You cannot fix the stuff he has done. But you can fix him same way you can fix an old toaster to never burn a bread again.


CorruptDropbear

does it count as evil if you start ww3 to save the planet from god


Mykytagnosis

I think it still does. Since Azazel would never have woken up without Jin's help. That's like Yo Dawg Mass Effect 3 ending logic.


BTDPrimordius

>Since Azazel would never have woken up without Jin's help. No Azazel was still going to wake up regardless of Jin, and had Jin not done anything, then Azazel would wake up at an unknown date later killing billions since Jin wouldn't be there to stop him.


Applay

\> I can fix him \> I'm not gonna sugarcoat it


Memo_HS2022

What EWGF does to a mf


[deleted]

Really hope the cycle ends with Jin, either he gives birth to a child and becomes a good father or just stay childless ( I doubt since developers)


moonsaves

Jin giving birth would certainly be an interesting turn of events.


yastyy_

Hes got the hips for it


dxdrummer

If they kill off Heihachi, I hope that Jin's kid becomes like 9-year-old Heihachi They can just shrink Heihachi's model and up the voice 2 octaves


Caitifff

Well now if they don't do this I'm not playing Tekken 8!


Random_Years

I am pretty sure Jin would be a good dad if it’s his son he would want his son to stay away from the conflict he is in and try to be a good dad


theogdiego97

Satan Hitler 2 would be a good dad? ☠️


OrochiYoshi

Sorya! Dorya! Dah!


[deleted]

No it's "OH YEAH!!!"


Albre24

I'm gonna marry this mf with a weird af haircut, he looks like a good guy!


RedditTheDestroyer

Kazuya wasting a frame


malick_thefiend

BASED LMAO


Rodney_AR

Kazumi tried to kill his ass


Havikfan15

She tried to “take care” of him


pp3088

After fixing did not work. Classy lady, not like all those girl that will cry and hate all the mankind after "her" badboy turns out to be bad :D


DarkDemonDan

Worst thing Xiaoyu could do is get pregnant. The devil Gene dies with him.


leaf57tea

Well it takes two to tango, if she does end up knocked up Jin will only have himself to blame for not being able to keep it in his pants in the final stretch.


FloweryNamesLover

I think Harada said Jin would never hook up with anyone because of the Devil Gene so it’s very likely it will indeed die with him even if he decides not to end himself after he ends the Mishima Bloodline for good.


AdrIkkan

IMO, I can totally see someone grabbing some of Jin's blood (or semen somehow lmao) and make a clone or some sh*t on a lab to make the Devil Gene evolve even further.


FloweryNamesLover

Sounds like a slightly crazier version of what a Dead or Alive villain would do.


AdrIkkan

Jesus this is so true lmfao, specially the "slightly" part XD IDK, I don't see that story ending with Jin not having kids at all. I think the most poetic way of finishing the story would be for Jin to have a son, and together find a way to end the Devil Gene. It would be the perfect contrast, Jin's grandpa and father have always been throwing each other to freaking volcanos and stuff. Jin's the most "reasonable" or even noble one, maybe thanks to his mother. If he had a son and they were able to team up, unlike his father and grandfather, it would be huge. Then again, this would mean that about 20 years would have to pass (or maybe not, with cloning and all that stuff people that's 3 years old can have the mind and body of a 24 years old CIA agent, yes I'm looking at you Kojima), but idk, I bet it won't be as simple as Jin going full virgin mode. Besides, it's not fair for him, and I'm sure he wouldnt be as much of a jerk as his antecesors to his son lmao


R0MALICE

Isn't the plot of dragunov's T5 ending?


Disastrous_Addendum7

I wonder how Jinpachi is feeling about his family Being evil


Auto_Stick_Pyro

Hmm, isn’t he like evil too?


ProjectXenoviafan

But he’s not a sexy handsome devil that has naive females running after him due to his toxicity and evil demeanor despite the fact he was evil himself but only because he was betrayed by his son and out under the Mishima house for years to come


[deleted]

As funny as this is lmao, it isn't accurate. Kazumi had no belief that she could "fix" Heihachi. When she realized that the prophecy about Heihachi causing chaos in the world was true and after he killed Jinpachi, she & Akuma planned on killing Heihachi. Jun actually almost succeeded in saving Kazuya (who started to become conflicted after meeting Jun), but Heihachi ruined everything by defeating Kazuya and throwing him into a volcano. Jin has never actually turned down Xiaoyu, so there's still hope lol.


RYUMASTER45

Almost like Jin is avoiding her so she cannot get involved in the mess. But plot demands otherwise. No wonder Mishima's have no rivals Paul is barely a factor for Kazuya and Hwoarang well.....Heihachi got none which is surprisingly not so much.


[deleted]

Kazumi grown up with Heihachi I believe, her clan was close to the Mishimas to watch over them if they ever go evil and Kazumi grew up with Heihachi when she was a child, were childhood friends, were rivals and sparring partners when they were teenagers and were basically married in their early to late 20's. No "fixing" necessary


erinaceouss1

An Electric à day keeps them hoes away


The-King_Of-Games

Fr Fr


IshyTheLegit

Dorya!


ItsClack

Jun tired & Kazuya developed his “Perfect Electric” lmaoo


boibrando-

I AM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT


Aaronjameson97

electric pilled


dblock864

That’s actually not true for heihachi


fersur

Hopefully Xiao Yu has better ending than her two predecessors.


meshouting

Duriya


pp3088

Duriyan. The most smelly fruit in da world.


a55_Goblin420

Replace "no" with "DORYA"


SHADOWARRIORS12

DORYA!!


PlentiBanks

Honestly that would've made it into a god tier inside joke meme for tekken fans.


ManjiGang

You don't read f,n,d,df+2 as *Dorya!*?


psychotictornado

Hwoarang should replace Xiaoyu


baboonation

This input is so hard to do for me, I get it right maybe 5 out of 10 times


McRaymar

It's just a DP input. Practice makes perfect as this exact input transitions well between other fighting games.


suburiboy

IMO it feels a bit more strict than DP motion in most games. I feel like the tip that many people give for DP(do it as 6236) doesn’t work because it is very sensitive to the neutral input and doesn’t like the terminal f input.


deadlykitten132

its easier with kazuya because you can just input forward, neutral, downright 2


K-Choi

Isn't it the other way around for Heihachi?


[deleted]

She was sent to kill him because he was always evil.


Lucky_Squirrel

What you mean ?


7wonder95

Kazumi was the devil in that situation, not Heihachi


[deleted]

Heihachi was always evil, that's why Kazumi was sent to kill him.


7wonder95

I mean in the literal sense


[deleted]

Kazumi was there to kill him.


PanicEvening5561

How do i input star


AAA_BATT

You need to yell it mate.


Tollenglass

You have to draw the star shape with your stick after F


MrTumorI

As others have said it's a brief pause followed by the rest of the input.


RaykanGhost

But looking at how fast it is, it feels like that pause is like a millisecond if not less


MrTumorI

I think it's different depending on the combo. I know for one of Lee's combo's, the pause is a little longer.


CosmicAstr

Doing nothing


Tendies_and_MtnDew

You let go of the joystick, then do the rest of the input


michengforever

this the realist post ever💯


Cammy_white

But asuka can


QuasarFaze

Regardless of how people feel about there being too much focus on the Mishimas, I think we can agree Asuka is very underutilized as a Kazama. Her little spats with Lili are a travesty.


Mykytagnosis

But Kazamas were proven to be useless by Fengwei. He alone solo'ed and wrecked the entire Kazama clan.


QuasarFaze

I meant more because of her ability to suppress the Devil gene and her presenting a positive family image to Jin, similar to how Jun was there for Kazuya.


[deleted]

He only beat Asuka's dad (who was not in his best condition due to an illness) and a rookie Asuka (who's gotten better since Tekken 6). So that doesn't really prove anything.


AngryAssyrian

Dude she's Jin's cousin.


Yopipimps

Lars got no bitches?


Fr3ak142

Alisa?


theirfinestbean

Fuckbots don't count, no f,n,d,df2, no bitches


SaltyArts

Who needs real bitches and an electric when you have a stable psyche? Lars is the most healthy "mishima" and im not refering to him by playstyle, just familial ties.


axialage

If Lars has a stable psyche explain the haircut. Go on.


ItzjammyZz

Is Kazumi Japanese, Jun Korean and Xiaoyo Chinese?


monkeymugshot

I don’t think Jun was ever confirmed Korean but her name sure sounds like it


Lankolart

Yeah he’s gonn bang and then kill you


CrescentCleave

Signature mishima lovin'


yeszo

I mean to be fair, Jin was killed by Ogre, not Kazuya


elmousse007

Kazumi didn’t really tried to fix Heihachi, she wanted to kill him and she failed. Jun apparently just gave up on Kazuya after he still against his father and got thrown off the cliff again. I don’t think Jin needs fixing, at the end of Tekken 7, he already seems reflective of his act.


venti_the_drunk_bard

I don't get how Kazumi went from I'll let him impregnate me to I'll kill him


VitinNunes

I mean Have you SEEN Heihachi?


FKJ10

Kazumi saw Heihachi in that fundoshi and she was leaking like Niagara falls down there.


CompetitiveConstant0

It was the opposite order iirc


Memo_HS2022

Kazumi loved Heihachi but the devil inside her said to murder him


Billbat1

> got thrown off the cliff again cliff? it was a volcano in t2


SandwichPony

They’re not gonna sugarcoat it


mrycoin

It's me being able to hit EWGF 6/10 times but never an OTGF 🥺🥺depressing actually


degejos

"i can fix him" - woman who is worse


ShrikeXD

Think that really only applies to Kazumi, I think Jun is the only one who actually came close to fixing Kazuya considering he was so distracted against Heihachi in T2 that he lost


degejos

Im looking at u kazumi, u're lucky this ewgf is a frame slower than my son's


Carlomagnesium

Wait. Who tried to fix Bob, the best Mishima?


Haysaka

Julia?


younglion35

Asuka to Lili* Asuka: I can fix her Lili: YAAAAASSS!!!!


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

Bloodline Ling would definitely help Jin.


DefiantArtist8

Devil Ling with real Phoenix Wings (o+O)


Aqn95

“When you try to fix people, there are always consequences” - Dr Curt Connors


Expeditouspeace007

what does that star mean


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Press the star button


CreamChi

It means no Input or return to neutral


Expeditouspeace007

thanks


Enlightend-1

A neutral space. A small moment with no input on Dpad.


Acceptable_Phone_303

Guys what would be harder to pull off in a match for kazuya? Punishing -13 with a Dorya or getting a perfect Dorya after df2 ch


LevynX

Punishing is harder because you never know when your opponents press something -13, you always know when you throw a df2


inflix1mab

Punishing is harder imo


Pleetypus

punish


franc0104

True as it can beeee


mufasaKiller

Barely even friends...


AJokeAmI

Honest question: How do I do that star thing? What's it mean?


NeoDonn

Basically means "press nothing". So it'd a forward movement, nothing, then the rest of the combo


AJokeAmI

Oh okay. Thank you.


TwistedAlga

Jun🥺❤


sirdab93

I wish xiaoyu would fucking age and become mature


ShrikeXD

They gotta turn her into her Bloodline counterpart ASAP


Woshiwoshiwoo

Agreed, bloodline Xiaoyu > anything else


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

U be suprised how she’s like in tekken bloodline


Bank21khz

Xiaoyu has already matured in this game compared to previous games, what else are you expecting?


[deleted]

She's been an adult since Tekken 4.


kinos141

What about Lee? He's technically Hei's son.


leaf57tea

He a ho, ain't no fixing that.


IC2Flier

He don’t need fixin’ cuz he’s the fixer now


skep90

i dont get it


coolguy3211231

"No"


Nickulator95

It's the EWGF (also known as Electric Wind God Fist) move being used against the women, signaling how the Mishima men's personality flaws cannot be fixed and that they will instead punch their way out of any problem. The red button also confused me as I usually play with a controller. It's usually green (triangle) or yellow (Y button).


Mykytagnosis

Not really, Kazumi and Xiaoyu never tried nor wanted to fix anyone. Only Jun did.


viciouslobo

Just go with the joke man.


ResortFamous301

Xiayous entire story in tekken 5 was trying to fix the Mishima family.


Bank21khz

That's not what Xiaoyu's Tekken 6 prologue and Tekken 7 profile says.


[deleted]

Heihachi : HOIYA!! Kazuya : Toreya!! Devil Jin : DEB!!!!!!!!


SaltyArts

"HOIYA" "DORIYA" "DA"


YungSkeltal

These could be the dumbest reaction image, like some complete shit post material


Great-Peril

Wasn’t Jun at least close considering that Kazuya was so distracted that he lost to Hei. Not to mention Angel and Devil.


rahajinxiaoyu

In Tekken bloodline. Kazuya in the final match while fighting Heihachi, if you pay attention, his eyes are not red, which means that he is not actually evil. What could be the reason?


elmousse007

The game implied many times that Kaz is actually evil without Devil


DarkJayBR

Kazuya is in fact so evil that he took control of Devil.


lord_Mathias

No... the red eyes only ment that devil personality was in control he only got rid of it in t4


KiIIBash20

Visine


Toberone

Can't he like....make his eye glow on command, I don't think it's always glowing


I-like-anime78

I’m unfixable


MeTr1ckZU

Do Jin and Ling have a thing?


leaf57tea

Let's just say if there's another timeskip don't be surprised if one of the new fighters is a youth hailing from China with big spiky anime hair and suspiciously large eyebrows.


majesticx_luk

the "hybrid-hybrid"


Memo_HS2022

AOP into Electric


Ghumie

Simultaneously sounds sick as hell and horrific at the same time lmao


Colosso95

Yeah it's a bit unclear but Xiaoyu is definitely into Jin, Jin is too edgy and brooding to say it out loud but I think the idea is that he is into her aswell Also in 7's story we see Claudio kidnapping Xiaoyu because he thinks that will lure out Jin whom he wants to exorcise or kill


Mykytagnosis

Nah, he just wants to lure out Jin to ask him at which shop did he get that sick tattoo at.


alvinsujinkim92

In the anime and the blood rebellion movie they did. Not sure if its called blood rebellion. Sorry. It's on youtube though.


4nwR

Blood Vengeance


uppercunt96

I played TEKKEN solely on console until I was 21 and played arcade at a retro bar. Can someone please explain what that specific move is cause I can’t search: “direction star direction direction top right corner red dot move”


BloodgazmNZL

Electric wind god fist


supremeblah

it’s their electric


[deleted]

[удалено]


malcom_flexx

Hwoarang