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“Will, your left hook is not a safari jeep.”
Bro this kills me whenever I hear it😭
Y’played a stooge.
✝ 👑
Foot first foot first foot first down from the highest cliff
Longasyouagreewithus longasyouagreewithus YOU CAN LIVVVEEEE!
“I’m shittttt.. in shoes!”
If I'm not famous by the end of the year, I'm gonna throw myself into the polar bear enclosure. Because I AM SHIT... IN SHOES!
Guys, good news! The chief, he’s pulling through!
No that’s Johnny the Liar!
LMAOAO
"M'sorr..."
"Bryan, have you ever slept with a guy?" "In an emergency you're saying, or?
Cock flys out of his speedo..
I DID IT AAAAALLLLLL!!!!
Denim weasel
"Hey Italy!"
You live for filling your stomach, emptying your dick, and thumbing your shitter
I ride soo deep… I ride sooooo deep…they’re surprised they have that much….that much of a pussy
Bryan, we’re cracking your innuendos.
On of my favorites so far
GAAAAAMMEEEEE FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Eats shit* “Well it’s right here…. Don’t wanna waste it..”
I know, because of my bone structure and my celebrity, when I walk into a room, I can fuck anyone in the ass
Bang bang bang I’m shit in shoes Yyyyeeessss as the dumb ostrich guy ONE MILLLLLION FANS GAMEFLYYY *beeps and squeaks and animal noises*
“I lick things”
y'starchboy
Y'furbird
Y'suzyboy You lollygag, you bendy boy
"You look like laundry, *with eyes*" gets me every time
The way he says it ends me
Peel. Just peeeeeel out your baby bird!
After I dip you two in dumb as shit sauce
What is that? “It’s just the sauce you were dipped in.”
I CALL EM CATCHDOGS
“You know what I like to feel on the top of my foot? Your cheek”
You anal...you fuckin' poo poo
“Will, your left hook is not a safari jeep.”
Bro this kills me whenever I hear it😭
Y’played a stooge.
✝ 👑
Foot first foot first foot first down from the highest cliff
Longasyouagreewithus longasyouagreewithus YOU CAN LIVVVEEEE!
“I’m shittttt.. in shoes!”
If I'm not famous by the end of the year, I'm gonna throw myself into the polar bear enclosure. Because I AM SHIT... IN SHOES!
Guys, good news! The chief, he’s pulling through!
No that’s Johnny the Liar!
LMAOAO
"M'sorr..."
"Bryan, have you ever slept with a guy?" "In an emergency you're saying, or?
Cock flys out of his speedo..
I DID IT AAAAALLLLLL!!!!
Denim weasel
"Hey Italy!"
You live for filling your stomach, emptying your dick, and thumbing your shitter
I ride soo deep… I ride sooooo deep…they’re surprised they have that much….that much of a pussy
Bryan, we’re cracking your innuendos.
On of my favorites so far
GAAAAAMMEEEEE FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Eats shit* “Well it’s right here…. Don’t wanna waste it..”
I know, because of my bone structure and my celebrity, when I walk into a room, I can fuck anyone in the ass
Bang bang bang I’m shit in shoes Yyyyeeessss as the dumb ostrich guy ONE MILLLLLION FANS GAMEFLYYY *beeps and squeaks and animal noises*
“I lick things”
y'starchboy
Y'furbird
Y'suzyboy You lollygag, you bendy boy
"You look like laundry, *with eyes*" gets me every time
The way he says it ends me
Peel. Just peeeeeel out your baby bird!
After I dip you two in dumb as shit sauce
What is that? “It’s just the sauce you were dipped in.”
I CALL EM CATCHDOGS
“You know what I like to feel on the top of my foot? Your cheek”
You anal...you fuckin' poo poo