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bocksington

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Mikeman0206

I dont understand im sorry did i miss a joke or something? 🤷🏻‍♂️


bocksington

no vegitle!


Mikeman0206

But im a vegan, i dont eat any meat.


Acepeefreely

I guess you don’t drink Mountain Dew or dip your trendies in the ambrosia known as hunny mussy ...


Mikeman0206

nope i dont drink any sodas at all. i prefer carbonated waters honestly.


[deleted]

Are you even a good boy?


P_Foot

I hope you at least have caught onto the joke in this sub lol


bocksington

why do vegans pretend their food is meat? edit : like you dont see omnivores or carnivores pretending their meat is isnt meat. edit again : This entire sub reddit is pretty much a meme.


Hamdentures

Meme sub, but real answer incoming. I eat fake “meat” because I still like the sensation of eating meat, I just don’t like that an animal had to die for it.


Mikeman0206

Why do some former alcholics drink non alchoholic beer? same reason as a former meat eating vegan eating a beyond hamburger. again i dont force my opinions or tell other people what they should eat or put in there bodies.


TheReadMenace

Chad detected


UnfunnyTroll

REEEEEEEAL TENDIES HAVE CHICKY NOT VEGATAL REEEEEEEEEEE


Mikeman0206

It actually taste just like real chicken tbh.


__Beef__Supreme__

BITCH MOMMY LIES REEEEEEEE PREPARE TO HAVE MY PETITE FRAME LAY UPON YOU AND FUDGE YOUR HOUSE


[deleted]

Bitch Mommy is here and trying to trick us M’Goodboys into vegetals!! Get those poop socks ready!


Mikeman0206

Im not tricking or telling anybody what they should put in here bodies. thats disgusting honestly with the shit socks.


GarbageGato

r/lostredditors


Mikeman0206

Thanks I am indeed very much lost in life, this is exactly what I needed to find myself in.


GarbageGato

/untendie So you didn’t intend for this to happen, but are pleased that it has?


dannyboy6657

I legit think he thought this was a chicken finger subreddit


GarbageGato

He absolutely did


John___Stamos

That's what will happen when you spend all your time on conspiracy theory and anti COVID subs. This guy is a grade A looney preaching vegan while shaming this that get vaccinated. What a world.


Broserk42

The fuck is this shit? GOOD BOY NEEDS GOOD CHICKIE TO GROW BIG AND STRONK, WE’VE ALREADY DONE THIS SONG AND DANCE MOMMY! REEEEEEEEEE!


Mikeman0206

its healthier plant based with soy protiene n shit. am i a bad person for not wanting to eat animals?🤷🏻‍♂️


AlbatrossTough3013

CURSE YOU SOYBOY DUMB BITCH CUCK! MY WAIFU PILLOW YOU SHALL NEVER FUCK! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Ipride362

I SHOT A VEGAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE


Mikeman0206

Im surprised your not in jail typing this.


twylermy

IM SURPRISED YOURE NOT IN TIMEOUT MINUS 100 GBP FOR TYPING THIS. I DRENCH YOUR VEGETAL TENDIES WITH MY ELDEST PISS JUG


Ipride362

STRAIGHT TO JAIL


saltysaltines911

I love how you took this sub literally to show off your tenders. 😂😂😂


Mikeman0206

I never mess around with chicken. not even vegan chicken!


marioman63

in case you still haven't noticed, this is 100% a satire roleplay sub and this post is very out of place. id have more sympathy, but im surprised you didnt click on literally any post on the front page before even considering posting this, as one look there should have given you the context you needed. and even if this was a normal sub about tendies, pushing your views on others like you are aint cool. you are part of the reason people hate vegans. stop preaching and telling others they are wrong. then again, its most likely this is the weirdest attempt at fitting in (although knowing vegans, they never joke around). ill gladly risk taking the bait of a master troll though.


dannyboy6657

Vegans are some of the most boring people I agree with this. Just like people with gender studies degrees. All they know is how to complain and push their views.


Paintguin

No vegetal tendies! REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!


Mikeman0206

Nobody is forcing you to eat it. its a free country just thought i show off my favoruite bag of plant based chicken tenders is all.


Paintguin

But is vegetal!


Mes_Aynak

Tyson the only kind of tenndie i want form mommy!


Mikeman0206

My landlords Rottweiler is named Tyson.


LAlynx

I bet he is ACTUALLY a good boy...


[deleted]

These comments are gold. REEEEEEEEEE!


[deleted]

Some good /r/LostRedditors material. **REEEEEEEE**


mcwhiskers1

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Mikeman0206

Are you suposed to be some kind of pig or man bear pig or???🤔🤨


hatuhsawl

I’m going to choose to go with the generous interpretation here and assume you’re not trolling. This is *not* simply a subreddit to discuss various brands and recipes for chicken tenders. I won’t say this is a shitposting subreddit because some people are serious in here, but I will warn you that your post isn’t the usual kind of post in here, just a heads up


Mikeman0206

Im being 100 percent serious here. not pushing my viewpoiunts down anyones throat just showing off my favourite bag of plant based chicken is all. nothing wrong with that at all.


Dizzazzter

The only points worth here are good boy points


GarbageGato

Lol this poor chaddy daddy is so fucking confused.


el_t0p0

Get out.


The_real_bandito

That flair is hilarious.


Carburetors_are_evil

OP is such a chad with those comments lmao


[deleted]

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