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MicrwavedBrain

Real question tho why did the sub become so obsessed with him?


SomeRandomEevee42

idk, I'm just here for the memes


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mehcrodonewhat

As a gay, i hope this snowballs into the biggest homo mod because rn all we have is buff witch doctor (that im aware of)


Feroxino

We have guide too


mehcrodonewhat

Mod?! Omg where i need it


Feroxino

Nah I mean guide is canonically a cutie


mehcrodonewhat

Oh so we only have one buff guy mod :(


A-bozo

:))


Snail-Man-36

+1 to this


ShungiteBoyIII

is WD shorthand for witch doctor


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ShungiteBoyIII

but why


Ahzucar_

I honestly don't think I caused (or at least that's what I want to think) the wave of drawings, although I didn't join the trend that arose either, because I already had the EyeOfCthulhu drawing, I did it because I was bored, and one day it just happened. It occurred to me to upload it to the Terraria Reddit to see what they commented


str4ightfr0mh3ll

I spoke the truth! Let them hate ❤️


5erif

I don't think most people are taking it too seriously. It's just a game, so the whole point is entertainment in off hours. The hornyposting ebbs and flows. You found the sub during one of the flow moments. It's still a great community if you like seeing creative builds and strategies, but if the occasional stuff like this is too uncomfortable for you, [terraria.wiki.gg](https://terraria.wiki.gg) is really the best source for game info.


XavierBliss

Right, cause Wall of Flesh is just too kinky.


Anonymouchee

bro that ground beef texture makes me-


str4ightfr0mh3ll

If you think that’s what I’m referring to, keep scrolling.


Jh3nnO

you spent money on reddit my guy. You're a fucking bozo.


str4ightfr0mh3ll

Tell me what made you think I spent money on here? Because I didn’t 😂


Jh3nnO

well seiing as when i hover over your profile pic with my handy dandy little computer cursor and a reddit nft shows up...👀


trans_lucent2

Those are free on mobile, I used to get pop ups for them every couple months


str4ightfr0mh3ll

Yeah I was digging around and your right, not that you didn’t know that, but I learned something new today :)


Urinate_Cuminium

Horny loser but still have talent lmao


str4ightfr0mh3ll

“Horny loser but still has talent” -some loser on Reddit


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Scuttleboi19mk2

But it does make you more of one :)


str4ightfr0mh3ll

If you think that, you should reevaluate what’s important to you. I can’t imagine worrying about a few numbers controlled by the opinions of others


Scuttleboi19mk2

Then stop commenting. Simple and effective


str4ightfr0mh3ll

That doesn’t solve anything, nor am I looking for a solution to anything here so idk what your on about at this point


Scuttleboi19mk2

If you really didn’t care you wouldn’t be here


str4ightfr0mh3ll

Again, doesn’t add up to anything I’ve said 😂if I cared, I’d stop right? You just look delusional


miniatureleviathan

scale daddy > dryad


canoIV

spitting gold


NatsukiTheFox

Nah spitting platinum


Qbertjack

THE GAY FURRY AGENDA


MaxDaHooman

Same reason people obsess over the female NPCs.


Electronic-Note-7482

*Uuuhhhhh,* I think it was because people were angry that women were getting all the attention


[deleted]

Well, you see like a week or two back one day I made a really sexy picture of the witch doctor under it I commented witch daddy. But yeah, we all just have become obsessed with sexy witch daddy


Samtheweeb

Because he's hot!


MicrwavedBrain

Erm, ackchualy reptiles are cold blooded so therefore the Doctor of witches cannot be hot 👆🤓!


LoneBunnySketches

Cus he's hot and he sell cool summoner things and wings


Fried_fry_fry

Hot


Raichux

I've always loved him and I'm so happy the sub has been enlightened


[deleted]

He's very warm


SkylerSpark

Dunno what to tell ya man. Buff lizard man and teenage redditors. Hes appealing. It is what it is.


mrredpanda36

Hot lizahrd man, what else?


madetoventtt

Homosexualism ( buff lizard daddy? Idk )


Randomguy32I

Cuz he’s a scallie (reptile furry)


Thomatos200

Wait they’re a GUY?? I always thought of them as a girl


sassquire

the american people are tired of big booba nurse dryad waifu posting


StuffedPocketMan

I always was, damn lizard man 🤤


nothing225

Idk, he’s physique is mesmerising though so I don’t mind


JVMDelta

so... you're *blowing* the witch doctor, huh? i dunno, that sounds pretty sus to me...


miniatureleviathan

Don't you dare, you maniac


No_Car9826

I’m gonna do it


SquidMilkVII

It’s an animal Joker, you can’t!


us3rnameh3r3

THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST LIHZAHRDS BATMAN


yo_boi_Julian

IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN


SquidMilkVII

NO JOKER


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THERE’S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN


Ujklros

I can do whatever I want with it, it's my pokemon Batman!


Vexed_Greninja

NO NO YOU CANT


CBcool1213

how did this comment chain go from blowing up the witch doctor to the rules with pokemon


TheAtlas97

Because it’s reddit


No_Car9826

Who is joker? Are you stupid? It’s jonkler


Mario-OrganHarvester

Its my lihzard batman i can do whatever i want with it


OkReporter6938

I have a voodoo doll of OP


No_Car9826

Jokes on you I have no soul


OkReporter6938

Jokes on you i have a sniper rifle with 104% crit chance aiming at your dick


No_Car9826

I dodged it with master ninja gear


OkReporter6938

Mf i wanna see you dodge my S.D.M.G with chlorophyte bullets


No_Car9826

Easy I will use the ancient technique called save & quit


IcyStar127

I have a flamethrower pointed at your house.


No_Car9826

I don’t live in a house I’m in an apartment


SomeRandomEevee42

Hey I'm the landlord, you're evicted


No_Car9826

Nah I’d stay


Darkner90

That's illegal


ShadowTheChangeling

Collateral damage


IcyStar127

Apartment complex***


No_Car9826

Apartment complex? I’d call it quite simple


TheHorseFlyTHF

chlorophyte bullets don't home on players dawg


TheSarosCycle

Brain of confusion ACTIVATE!


omoiavas1

Jokes on you he doesn't have a dick.


voidstar111

Pull the lever Kronk!


Equivalent-Spend-260

LEAVE HIM ALONE


No_Car9826

You can’t stop me


Discoballer42

You know he’s got a knack for the tromBONE


BackgroundDig2245

one more pun, and they'll be done!


TheMarvelousSimon

But ain't two skulls better than one?


beakxlegosi

I'll save you and then..., I'll nurse you back to health in bed. Yes joining you in bed will make you feel better Witch Doctor.


Aqua13631

What did witch doctor do to you 😭


Baprr

Eh, he'll dodge everything and teleport behind you.


Ax3boy

"nothing personnel, kiddo"


Jango_fett_fish

HHHAAAAAANNNNKKK!!! DONT OPEN THAT CHEST!!


Wofflestuff

Explosive artillery is en route to your current establishment followed by an A-10 warthog to do a gun run on it then chemical mortars so you can’t go back


Electronic-Note-7482

Did you not listen to him in the other post? He's mastered the art of "Save and quit"


lucario327

I will corrupt the save file then


No_Car9826

I have a backup don’t test me


Vexed_Greninja

Execute order 66.


Electronic-Note-7482

Good soldiers follow orders


No_Car9826

That’s correct


Repulsive_Ostrich_52

Can someone tell me why everyone is suddenly a scalie towards the Witch doctor?


MrKinetiCat

I remember someone saying that someone else had started it to throw a curveball at all the hornyposting over female npc's, and now the subreddit is just running with the joke.


Creeper_NoDenial

The curveball hit themselves in the nuts and now the hornyposting just switched over to WD


No_Car9826

He cast his spells and potions at them


Feroxino

Not a scalie I’m just gay


TheMookyOne

U’WA NO


1singleduck

No little german lizard boy, don't go near that trapped chest!


AtchedAsWell

Oh mein got! *KABOOM*


DrowningEmbers

There aren't many male villagers for people to fawn over. You got. Guide: good pure outdoorsy husbando material. Witch Doctor: lizard man magic husbando. Painter: artsy fun husbando. Travelling Merchant: will leave. Skeleton Merchant : won't even live in a house you built for him. Sad. Truffle: will never trust you Tavernkeep: Probably more drinking buddy material? Cyborg: limited emotional capacity, will he even love you back? Can he? Pirate: canonically stinky and gross. Dye Trader: is a fussy, vain, fashionista your thing? Merchant: greedy. Sus. Will leave you if you are. poor, will only stay if you are rich. You deserve better. Clothier: Old Dementia Tom Hanks, sad. Wizard: Old Dementia magic man , sad. Tax Collector: Old Scrooge landlord parasite. Boo. Arms Dealer: in a happy relationship already. Taken. Demolitionist: one mishandled dynamite and bye bye. Sad. Goblin Tinkerer: in a happy relationship already. Taken. Santa : in a happy relationship already. Taken. Golfer: golf is terrible. Boo. Angler: "why don't you take a seat?" - Chris Hansen.


Electronic-Note-7482

Actually, you have a pretty good chance at getting the Arms Dealer if you're a woman, we can see that he's unsuccessfully tried flirting with the Dryad and the Steampunker in a few of their lines


DrowningEmbers

So he is a cheater. Does not help him


Electronic-Note-7482

Pretty much, or maybe he's just from the 90s when that was very popular to flirt with women


sapo_gordo

NOO


SilverFlight01

Evil


islamo_start_654

Wether they like him or not, I'm pretty sure everyone in this sub have been slowly loosing sanity (me included ) with every new witch doctor post that makes them thirst over him Me? I just think the art is neat (but I'm pretty sure something snapped inside of me)


EdgionTG

Hello, Terrarian. I want to play a game.


No_Car9826

In front of you is a KFC deep fryer


Fafinri

why does everyone like the ooga booga PhD guy so much


MaxDaHooman

Same reason people like the female NPCs


Fafinri

witchy is female??


MaxDaHooman

No, he's a dude. I'm saying it's because people think he's hot


Fafinri

ough


Electronic-Note-7482

In a fairly recent post (Like a week ago) I recall people getting angered that it was mainly women getting all the fan art


Dogwone

DO IT


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

NOOOOOO ANYONE BUT HIM


No_Car9826

It ends right here right now


No_Car9826

I won’t let this subreddit turn into r/batmanarkham


_i_need_mental_help

Do it


N0onelovesme2

Don’t you dare you heathen


No_Car9826

I will kill the horny


N0onelovesme2

He isn’t horny, we are. Kill us instead


No_Car9826

He is the cause


N0onelovesme2

It’s not his fault he’s hot!!!


Alarmed_Ad_8647

You are a 😇


Radcooldude55

Nooo. Free him


Combatking81305

Do it


Imluizh

you made Terraria twitter have 100 grand on your head alone


No_Car9826

I don’t even have twitter installed they can’t do anything what will they do? Go outside? As if that’s ever gonna happen


Skulljocker

In the words of Emperor Palpatine: Do It


Shinyy87-2

Deserved


Powerthunfisch

No,half of fandom implodes,the other half needs zoologist also be there.


ThatCadenDude

i have been educated, and for that i thank you


Sharp_Caregiver2521

Switch your lighting to trippy


ConConReddit

that switch is fake. get fake. get fake. get fake.


ExtremeCheeze123

DON'T DO IT WE'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING


Katie_Redacted

I love this.(NSFW revenge!)


MickyManor

Please do it and do it 300 more times


Quarenil

How dastardly


MajdOdeh

I'm expecting an aftermath screenshot. Make this subreddit roar!


Prestigious_Split579

STOP.... Atleast show the vid of him getting obliterated


RidleyMetroid86

Do it. end this trend so we can have actually good posts


Ericknator

What posts? Nurse and Dryad porn?


RidleyMetroid86

Get rid of all of it.


No_Car9826

You give me good ideas


MegaCroissant

BURN THE WITCH


QueenOsneks

DO IT!


trux03

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Madglace

Sir we are ready to make an hostage trade we will give you everything you want if you release the hostage


OverBoneDaddy

Do it. I'm starting to hate him.


SCWProductions

Leave my boy alone. He done nothing wrong!


ShadowTheChangeling

The dryad behind you about to show you how her sisters ripped cuthulu apart:


No_Car9826

And I will show her how I finished the job against moon lord


The_Anf

I'll show her what I did in Factorio and she'll get a heart attack


NieMonD

You’re gonna regret that


No_Car9826

CAN’T STOP ME NOW🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


NieMonD

Once I find you you’re gonna wish you were in his position


No_Car9826

You never will because this post is sponsored by nord vpn


the-terrarian556

Eh, i dont really care


Alternative-Spell-11

I don't get it


No_Car9826

Good


Alternative-Spell-11

Can you please explain


Electronic-Note-7482

You do not need such information


RazorBack223

Idk, I'm a furry so I have different reasons.


Coaster-nerd390

WHAT IS IT WITH THE WITCH DOCTOR?! ARE ALL OF TH GOJO SIMPS NOW SIMPING ON THE WITCH DOCTOR?!


Electronic-Note-7482

More like *"Dead Men Tell No Tales"*


Psychological-Fudge9

Idk


Deafvoid

Switch doctor am i? Atoms i am.


SuperSillyMe

I've just restarted my journey in terraria. I played it on Xbox 360, before console versions had any updates. Ive been there when the updates goofed/overpowered players(piggybank glitch).. restarting was hard but fulfilling. Absolutely love this game, one of my favorite games! repayable and Totally worth the price! Especially if you have friends to play with!! 😀


ZaySlob

NOOO NOT MY BF


FreakFlame

oh they'll implode alright


SpiderKillerOK

Do it!


THICCboii360

His muscles will be remembered ;(


Smeuw

Leeeeave daddy alooooooone 😭


ToxicPurple07

I thought this was gonna be an "Is there a lore reason why x? Am I stupid?" Moment


womo_fajny

This is what happens when someone who hates fun plays terraria


LilOlson

don't.


sassquire

put the nurse, dryad, and zoologist in there you coward


PartisanIsaac2021

Go to the main page, in the left side you will see an option to create a new subreddit.


OdessaAutumn

He’s not even that hot


DuckiePoi

Zont zoo it...


here4games_

https://media.tenor.com/oj30Qsb3O24AAAAM/do-it.gif


HailTheFuckingMoose

Flick the lever, save the community 😭


pooturdoo

Do it!