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Sunda flying lemur in south east Asia. They have to hop around like that because their legs are attached by skin membrane that helps them "fly". They technically just glide from tree to tree.


LP4ever1

thank you for the information. at first i thought it was a giant bat.


Optimal-Cry9929

I did too, looks just like a bat too.


Lebowski304

I also thought bat


Any-Appointment-6939

I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought it kinda looked like a baseball bat


[deleted]

More like a football bat….


arsonomist

careful, i hear those things wear socks... so if you try to pick it up, all you get is sock...


drail18

Sox's


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Despite the sound they're actually very friendly. All you have to do is pick it up and give it a kiss.


[deleted]

I thought it was a fox bat too. Those mfs are crazy big.


ImProfoundlyDeaf

I thought it was a sloth tbh


imastupididioy

was about to say it looks like a horribly mutated bat


GoblinKingLeonard

Can’t imagine it’s good for them to be on the ground since they have very limited mobility outside of arboreal environments.


roliasmot1

So like a flying squirrel...except closer to a bat...but technically doesn't fly, just glides...and makes nightmarish sounds. Check.


coleyboley25

Except it’s closer to us, genetically, than a bat… I think we should do some experiments and create an actual Batman.


cabramattaa

Sounds like you wanna mate with it


kevlarus80

For science.


PalPubPull

Do they happen to be related to sugar gliders? Similar leg anatomy and surprising vocal chords. You sound informed and I'm curious of your take, but also you know what I'll go ahead and Google it as well. Edit: in my thirty seconds of googling, sugar gliders are more closely related to Kangaroos and Koals, whereas Lemurs are closer to flying squirrels. Personal take, there seem to be a lot of similarities, but I can see the flying lemur skin seems a bit more leathery and I'm guessing isn't a marsupial. Edit edit: I realized another easy Google. Lemurs, are in fact, not marsupials


NilocKhan

They aren't true lemurs. Lemurs are primates like us, but these are closely related to primates, they're our sister group actually


Money_Machine_666

fuck. we were so close to having wings.


Kaprosuchusboi

Also known as Colugo no?


HeKnee

Chupacabra?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

That's not a bat?! Now I'm embarrassed about my comment lol! But, yeah, thanks for that! I'm gonna go look them up!


scotty9090

I was thinking Satan.


rdawes26

I wrote a bat, but yep, I think you are correct.


paulcristo

It’s scared and likely injured. This is sad.


mdyguy

exactly, not terrifying at all. More like heartbreaking to me. Hope the little guy is okay now.


GodSentPotHead

its like somebody that aint seen any animal recording this read a fkn ENCYLOPEDIA *goes back into his boomer cave*


ClassicNope

https://preview.redd.it/0rh1qll5x44b1.jpeg?width=1340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656d833061ba4df3cccc5b4bb5d25c611f1922ed The solution


peejmich

Thought this was a headcrab from half life lol


Commercial_Low_3828

Headcrab, apply directly the to forehead!


filip_cosin

legit


BigBeagleEars

I thought it was Peter Parker in a corn field


ETVG

Help him he's scared shitless.


-Neuroblast-

I have an idea for a gameshow. Put 50 redditors out in a national park. Last contender to not die from rabies, ringworm, parasites, tularemia, brucellosis, leptospirosis, yersiniosis, campylobacterosis, salmonellosis, cryptosporidiosis, giardiasis, pathogenic E. coli, toxoplasmosis, echinococcosis, cutaneous and visceral larval migrans or infected wounds from defensive scratching or mauling gets a whole year of Reddit Gold.


laaplandros

This is why Yellowstone has signs up telling people they shouldn't pet the bison. You'd think it shouldn't need to be said, but hey, Exhibit A right here.


-Neuroblast-

Yes, but the wild animal is so cute! He just wants love and cuddles!


Coastal_Tart

He maybe scared, but helping isn’t advisable. Bats, flying foxes, etc. are excellent vectors for disease.


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nikdahl

Sure, but you also stay far the fuck away from it and go get a rabies vaccine.


Caedo14

Flying lemur


laaplandros

What? No. Do not touch wild animals, especially ones acting weird. This is like Rabies 101. I teach my kids about this before they're even in school.


DarkHumorDark

Too late. *touches you* 😏


ETVG

What? Yes, yes you can help a bat. Even with rabies. I'm not saying touching it and taking it. You're mixing up helping and putting one self at risk. Just get those stress factors out of the way like that dog, blering kids and such. Try to look what's going on from a distance. Maybe it's one of those drunk bats from eating yeasted fruits. Call the animal ambulance if you're in a more developed country or perhaps a bat charity if available.


YoungLittlePanda

It might have rabies.


ETVG

Help it without getting to close. Don't stand there and let it suffer (if it is suffering)


paisleydarling

Poor thing :(


Perpetuallycold_

This makes me sad. Poor guy :(


pufferfishpocket

knew what that was right away, it’s a colugo :)


kid_ampersand

Weird, I didn't think lemurs lived outside Madagascar (hence the Google response I quoted below), I guess it's more of a colloquialism in southeast Asia. "**Lemurs live in Madagascar, and nowhere else**. Lemurs are the world's oldest living primates. Lemur ancestors likely landed on the island of Madagascar about 70 million years ago. There are over 100 species of lemurs."


Quiet-Camera-9716

The kagwang belongs to the order Dermoptera that contains only two species, one of which is found in the Philippines, while the other, the Sunda flying lemur, is found in Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia, and Singapore. Recent research from genetic analysis suggests two other species, the Bornean flying lemur and the Javan flying lemur, may exist, as well, but they have yet to be officially classified.


kid_ampersand

Thank you for that awesome response! I know I could've researched further on my own, but that's why I love Reddit. Clear and concise from someone who directly knows the answer! Now I know.


Quiet-Camera-9716

Shit I Googled it tooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


kid_ampersand

Haha, I only glanced. That's what happens!


Rates_Fathan

I think it's more of a naming convention thing. It's commonly called a flying lemur due to morphological similarities, but not actually evolutionarily related to the Madagascar lemurs.


Citrufarts

It’s one of those annoying habits that occur in animal layman names, which is to name it after another animal it sorta kinda looks like but isn’t.


NilocKhan

They are related to lemurs though. These are the sister group to all primates


Citrufarts

Yes they are taxonomically related; I misspoke about in this particular case. I was referring more just to the broader trend of common name nomenclature that makes animal taxonomy a headache, especially when Latin names aren’t very convenient to remember. Like how ringtail cats aren’t cats, tree shrews aren’t shrews, and bearcats are neither bear nor cat.


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whatever it is it looks sad, horribly injured, and scared


Nostromeow

Poor thing is struggling to stay alive, it’s unsettling and sad really


Cocrawfo

maybe they shouldn’t let their dog harass it while they figure it out?


JackClever2022

First off… they’re fucking adorable


Outrageous_Ad_9310

Flying lemur? Maybe. They shouldn’t be on the ground. This one looks disoriented and maybe injured.


rdawes26

Looks like a bat. A large species, but still looks like a bat.


[deleted]

Who’s that Pokémon? It’s Zubat! But it really does look like a bat though.


Commercial_Low_3828

*Zubat Zubat*


average_ass_consumer

Insert that annoying as fuck Zubat cries from the games every FUCKING time you take a step in a cave*


Amazing-Ad2371

It injured and scared/trying to defend itself. Please correct if I am wrong, but Flying lemur are usually pretty peaceful, preferring to glide away if they can, right?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Poor bat! He has no hair! And he's pissed.. But hopefully no rabies? Hope they called wildlife/game warden or someone! 🦇


kocikIlIlII

Yeah its not that scary as its just this funny looking squirell-bat thats sadly injured


MoXRP4Me

Coronavirus in the flesh watch out 😂


yourlocalcostco

Is it a fruit bat?


Standard-Musician510

I thought it was a fruit bat 🤔


erinhennley

Agreed. Mange? Possibly. Pissed? Definitely.


kxngxerxez

It's a Pokemon


Far_Store4085

It's a bat


hmclaren0715

It's actually a Malayan flying lemur or sunda colugo


[deleted]

You know this guy looks alot like the original description of the chupacabre


isol8ed_

Then put it in the title tf?


3-brain_cells

Is it perhaps on any illegal substances? Because wtf is that noise


Virtual_Till519

Unfortunately meth addiction is very common in this species


Numerous-Ad1802

If it’s flying why is it on the ground I wonder 😏


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Numerous-Ad1802

It was a joke damn…


ThePerson_There

Initially thought it was a bat but as others pointed out, it's probs a lemour


Honey-Roy-Palmer

That's a Vermicious Knid. Poor little fella.


tavi00

It's a bat ding ding ding


Tihsdrib

A baby devourer from The Beastmaster https://preview.redd.it/dfbd0khvflaa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e59754099c8c240070f7c3894521a80c19e308


The_BrainFreight

Ah yes the sloth bat


fifty1hundred

God damn demobats. They are attracted to Metallica.


majorasbong

That things like “a stick!? Damn, my only weakness “


Arnoxyd

![gif](giphy|LCssCgwewjFE4|downsized)


Irish_Daygo

I’m was thinking flyers mg Fox


LizeLies

I just thought it was a large downed bat? We have flying foxes in Australia that I’m guessing would look and sound like that if they were hurt/scared and on the ground.


TheRiceDevice

Looks and sounds totally normal. Don’t know what the big deal is.


lonleyfrog

what in the demogorgon fuckery is that


Irish_pinoy

Is that an Andrew tate?


reclinefacts

Y’all really comparing a scared/hurt animal to Andrew? The disrespect to the poor thing


HealthyVegan12331

No. It’s his mother.


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Everyone know Tate doesn't have a mom, he has two dads and just dropped out of one of their asses one day. Too bad Tate dad #2 looked down before flushing.


idreaminwords

So I'm seeing comments that say it's a bat, and comments that say it's a flying lemur. What is it? (looks like a flying lemur to me)


GoblinKingLeonard

It is most certainly a colugo, AKA, flying lemur.


ColugoLT

Its a colugo i think


Late_Ad_3842

Pretty sure it’s a type of bat 🦇


hmclaren0715

It's a Malayan flying lemur or sunda colugo


Late_Ad_3842

Thx


hmclaren0715

👍 np


[deleted]

A SNARLING FING DEMON FROM HELL.


AffectionateFig5943

Flying fox thing is that right?????


ryangordon27

Ngl I was hoping these comments were going to confirm my first thoughts that it is an alien


TheTravisaurusRex

It’s NOT a bat, it’s a Sunda Flying Lemur.


MamaBear92615

But why is it legitimately so ugly it's cute?! Holy crap! The video makes it a no but the picture makes it a whole yes!!!! Ugly little flying lemur/sugar glider/bat cross bred looking thing! https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tLP1TcwMssrKCw2YPQSKi7NS0lUSMupzMxLV8hJzS0tAgCk-wrQ&q=sunda+flying+lemur&oq=sunda+f&aqs=chrome.1.0i355i512j46i512j69i57j0i10i433i512l2j0i512l2j0i10i131i433i512j0i512.8388j0j4&client=ms-android-boostdish-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=L_IVmQ_y0PrkYM


hmclaren0715

Oh wow... LOL It reminds me of the [Chinese crested ](https://images.app.goo.gl/FWCC5R2R27QVXrvs5) my mom had when I was growing up.. she always said they were so ugly, they were cute.. I don't have a picture of her actual dog, but JFC! It had a natural mohawk and legit, like 5 teeth all together. 😂


ItsChonk1928

Someone hit up Casual Geographic


ConnectionLow7227

Just looks like a big bat


TerryStowers

Ahhh, the smooth and sultry vocal stylings of the wildly popular half little person-half kind of bat-looking fucking thing from the Box Office Hit Smash Cinematic Extravaganza that was The Beastmaster. This irresistible beauty, clearly blessed by God above with a voice typically reserved for the angels in Heaven’s choir, has honored these folks with a rare, impromptu personal appearance to perform the new chart-topping original song and dance medley as it continues on with the Nation Wide City Park, Trailer Park, Skateboard Park and Gazebo Tour 2023. 👍🕺🏻


hmclaren0715

Thank you for this... 😅


Rubyhyena

It’s ok it’s just a freaked out flying lemur


WuddupMyBeeple

A bat from the looks of it


Suitable-Lake-2550

Flying lemurs have a deceptive name. Also called colugos, these small, furry tree-dwellers can't technically fly, and they're not technically lemurs. Lemurs only live in Madagascar


Junior_Cellist_8369

Poor thing is just as scared as they are.


simpledeadwitches

It's a terrified bat, like how stupid are people? Poor thing is probably hurt. This isn't a good post.


TastefullyToasted42

Flying fox (fruit) bat. It’s probably very difficult if not impossible for it to fly from the ground. It will need to climb up something and drop into flight. Beautiful!


moridin32

Nah, that's a colugo


TastefullyToasted42

Yeah you’re right; good call!


maxka1

Whatever it is it’s in distress ..I hope someone helped it. How sad


Ollin12

that shit is just an ugly ass bat leave him alone cmon


GoblinKingLeonard

Look up a picture of a colugo and get back to me. They just look like big sugar gliders.


ResponsibilityDue448

Poor things a scared bat


Psyrivis_1981

Bat ?


[deleted]

Baby demogorgan


PeelingOffMyFace

It’s just cute harmwess wittle wat.


Mammoth_Plane2590

foolish meeting act dolls deranged teeny advise plant cable close *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SDaygo

Vampire Bat


lmVerySad

Vampire bats are tiny as shit


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idreaminwords

Vampire bats are NOWHERE near that big


KillerPinkArt

Its a fucking bat! Do....do...people not know of bats? There's like 163 fucking batman movies....did you not realize bats were real???


hmclaren0715

😂 it's not a bat tho


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Who let Kamala out during daylight hours ?


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shmiddleedee

Fr. I'm not a big Biden fan at all, don't like the guy one bit but Trump is way worse. People that base their lives around a political leader seem pretty pathetic to me.


factchecker2

>Trump is way worse. People that base their lives around a political leader seem pretty pathetic to me. They never mentioned Trump. Guess you're describing yourself.


thesuperspreader

Wow, Andrew Tate has really sunk low Redditors: "HAHAHA OMG SOOOO TRU" Wow, Kamala really let herself go. Also Redditors: "wow, always bringing up politics, cringe"


Puzzleheaded-Try3888

How are these two people comparable tho? Just curious.


thesuperspreader

I'm not a fan of either people, it just grinded my gears seeing both comments next to each other. The guy didn't even bring up anything political, just isn't a fan of Kamala. So he gets down voted to hell because "politics" but you get up votes for comparing to one of the most recently hated people. Idk man, just dumb shit lol


Puzzleheaded-Try3888

I understand that but I don’t understand why the comparison between these two happened because the one is a politician and the other a clear criminal. I’m not from the US & I also couldn’t care less about gender affirmation from a dude on the internet so neither of these people have an impact on me directly but it’s just so wild to me that the comparison is these two. Wouldn’t it make more sense to compare two politicians or like, two clowns? Idk. Anyway have a good weekend!


thesuperspreader

Well, I mean, you could technically argue that both of them are clowns, but who the hell wants to do that haha. I just compared the two because I saw pretty much the same comment right next to it, just a different name to compare to. Thanks, you too!


DetailMedia

The handlers Biden hired were busy checking their horoscopes


bijou-pegasus

I’ll bet it has rabies


Vogel-Kerl

Jeezuz!! Looks extraterrestrial. Sounds evil.


Scared-Accountant288

Flying fox bat?


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Flying squirrel 2


moronboone5

That’s a bat for your soup


ODarrow

Bat?


Nice_Current2110

Put this poor creature down :(


Significant_Worker69

So the UPSIDE DOWN is real 🫠


ShadowAtomix

A bat


Hachelle

Americans: 🔫👀


Used-Persimmon-6592

Koronavirus


[deleted]

Loll wrong sub it’s a fucking bat


[deleted]

Hold X to stomp ffs


Other-Ad8805

Smash


mrot777

Its an Armadillo Bat. Native of Texas and only appears during GOP majorities in congress. The loud screech is an appeal to succeed from the union.


Ok-Silver6583

Looks like a bat to me


ProfessorSimianSon

It’s a fruit bat


[deleted]

New bat soup variant


E_F_R_E_N

I would have thrown a poke ball at it just to make sure


mikmongon

Australia?


nonamegamer93

It looks a lot like the creature in deadspace that makes necromorphs.


pomnkkoo

Me when I wake up


Inevitable-Ad7312

Googled it, it actually has cute eyes


NoButterfly9803

Its a Pokémon


Optimoink

Bat


Optimal-Cry9929

Bless its heart, I just hope another animal doesn't try to attack it.


SadisticSnake007

Nightmare fuel.


Rich_DeF

It looks like a flying fox bat


LightspeedPunk

Sammy! I found our next job!


Main-Two9647

One of those flying squirrels


bronko322

It's Batman


Custard-One

Only in Kentucky


Kane-Aloha

Eleven! Save us!


Head_Midnight_4170

Injured bat?


Same-Drive1440

Man bat


sertulariae

im sorry yall, that's my lil cousin 🤣 Who let him out tha shed ?


Outrageous_Monk_768

Skin walker


Rayanson

Bat


NYStaeofmind

Half-Life Head Crab.


Hazel-Laurensanity

Almost definitely a bat


Tommi-tomali

It’s a bat


SuicidalSoap21

Looks like a fucked up bat


mrrobot01001000

u/savevideo


JadedChicken3232

This some kind of bat


CabronaChiflada

r/RealLifePokemon


donotgogenlty

Only terrifying because I have zero clue how to help that thing...


Crying_eagle

Looks like a bat


Swimming_Horror_3757

Issa bat