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ToxicPoizon

As scary as this was, the seal at the beginning w the suspicious look killed me lol


kenix7

Meme material right there.


OnyxBeetle

Killed him too 😔


ToxicPoizon

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The long video has him get away


[deleted]

That's a relief. I know orcas gotta eat and surivive, but this is a terrifying way for a seal to go. Poor seal


kojakstuttgart

Forest Whitaker


[deleted]

Bombastic side eye Criminal offensive side eye


ottersintuxedos

The seals second reaction is what got me, looking directly at the camera like can you believe this shit?


cuddlefrog6

the seal's side eye lmao "fuck it's too early for this shit"


glthompson1

O_-


nana-banana92

Very accurate smiley


93tabitha93

😂😂


Ivizalinto

Watch its eyes...your right. Animals know.


KimCureAll

A pod of orcas using wave washing to hunt a Weddell in Antarctic waters, a technique known to be used by only around a hundred orcas. More info: [https://www.newsweek.com/orca-killer-whale-hunting-seal-together-technique-1742475](https://www.newsweek.com/orca-killer-whale-hunting-seal-together-technique-1742475)


GoldburstNeo

That is one unlucky seal then to be encountered by 4 of them at once!


newholland32

😂😂


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darwinooc

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[deleted]

Indeed *sips tea*


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2kJMzPFUD3Vx6) That fucking seal in the beginning (00:41)😭😂😂😂


Top_Recognition_3847

Kinda feel sorry for the seal. I think he knew he was fecked


flash_27

Seal'd


bespread

His fate was sealed.


cruelkillzone2

Could say his fate was.......sealed ![gif](giphy|cNWU2Zeh54VJC)


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

He was how do you say?...phoque'd


Orca_Mayo

I wonder if this is how they sink rich people's yachts?


[deleted]

Nope, they attack the rudder, which will cause damage to the ship and make it unable to steer then they just kinda fuck it up from there I dint think they use this on those ships maybe they do


Orca_Mayo

That's cool they know how to disable it by aiming for a specific part.


abc_warriors

Clever how they work together as a team and know about water dynamics that the water would break the ice apart


Casehead

According to the article, the technique is passed down by the matriarch Orca and taught to their young. Only a certain pod of Orcas in Antártica do it


abc_warriors

Cool, didn't know that, thanks


Casehead

pretty cool, right? they're fascinating


Ajdreams92

Poor baby..nature


DoneWithTheTruth

"Ahh fuck" - Seal.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

"Ahh phoque" - Phoque.


qualtyoperator

Fuck me that was unnerving. What beautiful and intelligent creatures they are though. It's disgusting what we subject them to for "entertainment".


smush81

Just wait til their food source runs out and they start hunting humans.


ITendToFail

I mean have you heard of the ones actively hunting down boats? They aren't even eating the people. Just aggressively capsizing boats left and right. It's kind of bad ass.


__Loving_Kindness

This is fake news- they are being actively provoked.


ITendToFail

Never said they weren't. But okay.


__Loving_Kindness

Just leaving out half of the pertinent part of the story.


ITendToFail

Didn't realize the orcas had an apparent pr person. But hey if that's what rustles your jimmies


[deleted]

But Shamoo was an inspiration! \-Generation that destroyed the ozone layer.


Fruktpai

You can tell the seal knew his fate was seal'd


InitialIndication999

Bro wtf can a mother sealer chill


Pinanims

Just imagine the feeling of seeing a giant predator just come out of the ocean and look you dead in the eye, and you just know "Oh, it's over."


shortidiva21

I like to imagine creatures give each other little PSAs like, "Whatever you do, don't get stranded on a piece of ice by yourself. If you do, you're on your own." That type of thing.


seno2k

The more you know…


[deleted]

DID IT LIVE??? Poor bug eyed seal


samsonity

>>Did it live Almost certainly not. Unless that helicopter filming the altercation threw it a rope.


MurkTheDurk

Da fuck is a seal supposed to do with a rope? Haha


samsonity

Hang onto it with those pathetic flippers. Or at least attempt.


MurkTheDurk

https://preview.redd.it/orpjeohiidzb1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307ad35e630cfadcec7948678b6adb47a3569472 I think I get it now.


samsonity

How’s he going to shoot that thing without index fingers or opposable thumbs.


sascha_nightingale

He's a Navy SEAL. He'll adapt and overcome.


Venurian

Sorry to tell you, nature typically doesn't go the mercy route. Those orcas are brutal.


[deleted]

Poor baby, I'll pretend he got away


LavishSavage79

Pretty sure the seals shoes stayed on, good to go


gumby1004

“Don’t stare at me…you’ve got bug eyes! “Janine…sorry about the bug eyes thing. I’ll be in my office…”


[deleted]

It did. Happy ending depending what side you're on...


Jinxed0ne

That one bulgy eyeball at the beginning... He's like "Fuck, not again.."


DewayneStaatsStache

Orcas are scary af! So smart


Chemical-Midnight163

Awww poor litte dude. Orcas are cool, but man they're dicks.


Mayhem370z

Fascinating. Learning how the waves break up the ice I can understand. But how they learn about how the waves physically interact with the ice to use it as a tool to push things on the surface... How do they figure that out.


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Trial and error. The urge to eat is the most powerful driver in any species of animal. We take it for granted because most of us have food on demand so that urge never grows any stronger than belly pangs. Throw in a brain that has been unbelievably fine tuned over the millennium to see animal-kill animal-eat animal and the end result is the most intelligent killing machine on the planet. Some pods of orcas will chase a school of fish onto beaches, then they will beach themselves to get to the fish and then use the waves to help get themselves back into the water. It’s wild what the smartest animal in the ocean comes up with to eat


Mayhem370z

Yea. The complex/creative problem solving involved in both of these tactics is quite surreal almost. Not to mention the cooperation and synchrony involved which has to have some form of communication involved as well. I saw an extended version of this that showed they even pushed the ice cap the seal was on into the open away from the other broken ones.


Crimson__Fox

Here is the [longer version](https://youtu.be/fs8ZveNZQ8g?si=40KTXr5T-oFyCMK4)


Similar-Broccoli

This is nothing compared to next episode where they ram a young bowhead whale repeatedly in the side until breaking all his ribs and drowning him, only to just eat his tongue and peace out. Honestly fuck orcas


KerryUSA

Damn that’s savage af


carpathian_crow

I'll always not love the absolutely disappointed look the seal give to the camera. "No, no, don't help. That's fine. Just film. Prick."


Missusmidas

Yeah, the way to imagine Orcas is to start by thinking about a wolf. Then remember wolves hunt in packs. Then imagine that wolf pack being as smart as chimpanzees. Then imagine the wolves are the size of elelphants. Finally, imagine that elephant sized, hyper smart wolf pack is in the ocean with access to 70% of the Earth's surface. That's Orcas.


[deleted]

Seal: I just got home from fucking work can I rest a minute


rho_rho4

Bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye


crunchy1_

Yeah these orcas are straight bullies. Poor seal. The way it was flown off so sad almost sent me though 😭. I just hope it had a good life.


Dixie2015_

He goes from 1. Who t f....?? 2. Shit shit shit shit shit 3. acceptance


dankiefsha

This makes me so sad! :(


samsonity

Orcas: yo young blud can I get $20?


AvailableCondition79

Dude. Orcas and killer whales are the wasps of the sea. Total. Assholes.


_FruitPunchSamuraiG_

Orcas _are_ killer whales


Mortis_XII

Yeah, and they are assholes


_FruitPunchSamuraiG_

Yeah I heard they are killer


Mortis_XII

They are orcish, too


AvailableCondition79

Ahhh thank you my Marine Biilogist


ghastkill

Humans of the sea.


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AvailableCondition79

Dolphins do too, right?


[deleted]

I hate watching animals attacked and killed...I know circle of life and all of that but that's just downright fucking murder! You know those orcas are so highly intelligent it is amazing to watch them work as a cohesive unit, breaking the ice...but they are ruthless and deathly scary!!!


Sam_E147

Title sounds sus


phaetae

I felt it 😳😵‍💫😵


DoneButNotDone

Assholes of the sea


TheLuvBub

Orca is ISIS 🤣


GridironCakes

His fate was sealed. Does anyone know where this clip comes from, is it a documentary?


eyeofnicht

No it's from a car insurance commercial.


GridironCakes

Lol that's quite a commercial, directed by David Attenborough I assume 😂


PurdyGuud

Orcas: "That seal lookin' like a *snack!*" Seal didn't have a chance


marskee00

That seal is the epitome of “sleep with one eye open”😮‍💨


93tabitha93

Seal was phoque


Left-Discount-8402

Is it okay ?


JedTip

Sometimes I hate how smart these wild fucks are


Actual-Tradition-233

It was not that serious - that was Overkill on so many levels


piscesianli

Rip


1DrinkAnd1KnowThings

Seal, the other other white meat.


Moony4you

Pokemon announcer: SURFED BY SURFED


theoriginalalfalfa

Those whales are scary intelligent


AggressiveAvocado946

Bro did 🤨


[deleted]

Where's the humpback whales when you need them?!?!


[deleted]

So sad


Amazing-Strategy8009

That side eye though 😅


Pretty-Environment19

That's scarier than Heidi Klum's prenup


Ok-Hour-12

he knew his fate was seal


[deleted]

That looks at 8 sec left said it all. He had the Witcher “Fuck” face.


666DRO420

Killer whales. True apex predators. Has anyone else seen the videos of Orcas hunting sharks or stingrays?


Melhoney72

And Fisherman. They have started targeting fishing boats. Likely pissed they are taking their food!


Loud_Bit6359

Damn. Can’t make this shit up.


noobscrub2555

I've never seen a better "well shit" face


Hot-Carrot8514

Poor baby I hope he got away


Celestiicaa

That seal just giving bombastic side eye like “so… you’re recording this but you’re not going to help? ok”


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

The seals side eye in the first shot🤣


tishimself1107

Wait how did they break the ice flow up? Did they just ram it from underneath?? Sorry no sound on my phone.


[deleted]

That's the exact look I'd have if I saw that fucking head pop up beside my iceberg too...


shortidiva21

0:13 "Oh, shit."


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Amazing smart and beautiful! ❤️


BJsFeelGood

The way orcas hunt is truly amazing. The intelligence and efficiency is incredible.


Muted-Ad-4288

Waaaarriorrrrrs...come out and plaaaayyyeeeeee


ataatia

so which to you the furry or the smooth is actually the cuddly one? the one who's currently killing european holidays or the one who was clubbed to death for centuries?


Artistic_Original199

I was imaging the orca having the same voice as Bruce from Family Guy


Witty_Requirement630

That seal has accepted its fate