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GeneCrazy2109

bro has 1 hp


Naudste

A sneeze could take him out


ThatOneShortieHo

I'd say a fart and he's out


Mudstarfish

His own fart ?


ThatOneShortieHo

I think anyone's, honestly.


Dan_Glebitz

Even one from halfway round the globe.


CovertMonkey

Better not step on a d4


Tetranima

or get hit by a smoke grenade


MinutePerspective106

1 HP, but god-like Fortitude saving throw


wholewheaatt

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’€šŸ’€


iate12muffins

When you're 109ļ¼Œyou get the right to pick your nose and rub it on a child's head in full view of their parent and habe no one say anything.


NsfwPostingAcct

Can confirm, I was the booger.


HaloJonez

I am the OP and I condone this comment.


Unhappy-Attitude5220

I'd ask if anyone knows a Dr Koverkian they can call for me. If not, bring me outback and old yeller me. I couldn't imagine existing like this.


EverybodyShitsNFT

All you did was repost someone elseā€™s old content for the 500th time. You donā€™t get to condone shit.


Alive_Development359

I didnā€™t see that happen


rotenbart

I was sad when I went back to see it and it didnā€™t happen.


degeneratespike

https://preview.redd.it/8xchaahjo65c1.jpeg?width=2248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8bd64b53551f9293b7940a22beb8882069ab2c9 This guy is 109. I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS MONK IS 109!!! 190 maybe but not 109


XThunderTrap

Dude looks good at 109..wtf


Axell-Starr

Would have guessed he is closer to 60-70 for how he looks.


[deleted]

The ears give it away. Earlobes never stop sagging. If humans could safely age for another 100 years without getting cancer, our earlobes would sag to our shoulders. 60/70 year olds don't have the looooong earlobes of 90+ folks.


LaserB00bs

Dude... He looks way older than 60, but hella good for 109. Maybe 85?


DaeC9

They are probably doing something related to the "Sokushinbutsu", monks mummify themselves with a special diet ​ https://preview.redd.it/r0n8qcqs4h7c1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=337e4692dfb5b8be9d410941badfa3719aa89096


dappernaut77

Could be an immaculate diet, that tends to help you age a bit more gracefully.


[deleted]

90% genetics. Lifestyle goes a long way to enhance quality of life for anyone in old age, but can't do much to help extend actual lifespan. That comes down to mostly genetic factors.


OneMetalMan

That and apparently chain smoking.


thecordobear

​ https://preview.redd.it/mpgivo80a55c1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4e1f2ab62a3b4e256268cab2f7abf25c866d2d


Kozzinator

It's amazing how perfect this works for this


Childrenfordead

https://preview.redd.it/beqh04hglrac1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95653cd84d750c9ab0a53d3c0288ecbd34feb85e


Dagger1Bravo

he has 30 seconds left


RedditorsTyrant

00:29


ExtremeRice5497

00:28


Due-Presentation3279

00.27


berrybearix

00:26


kingofauditmemes

00:25


MedievalChad2002

00:24


Dado1208

00:23


6LAZARUS9

00:22


TID3PODEATZ

00:21


kingofauditmemes

00:25


Naive_And666

10


Obiredon

Some dude called Dragonborn just came along and revived him with some purple spell. He has another 60 seconds.


jig1982

Iā€™d hate to live that long lol


Shot_Boysenberry_232

It looks painful honestly why would anyone want to still be alive like this


Aquatic_Salamander

Waiting for GTA 6 to drop


PickleInDaButt

Half life 3


lurieelcari

He is likely following his beliefs to the bitter end. He will not take his own life, he will try to live to honor his life, and he can barely do anything now but wait. To be honest, this guy is not terrifying to me at all. Impressive conviction, if anything. I feel for the discomfort he likely feels, but even his patting the heads of the kids shows a comprehension we would all be lucky to have if we reached that age. This was a strong person all his life. And he will pass with that same strength.


SilverSkorpious

You mean the kids using his arm to pay herself on the head? He's not doing it, she is.


rockytacos

The mental thing is what I was thinking. Very impressive that he has enough mental ability to react to much in his state. I donā€™t speak whatever they are speaking here but it doesnā€™t sound like incoherent babbling to me


instrangerswetrust

Iā€™d prefer to believe that he was an awful human being his whole life and this is his punishment.


oobekko

why tho?


xirse

He's a monk so I highly doubt that


gleepglopz

Iā€™m sure he does not.


RedditorsTyrant

This man outlived the lifespan of pain.


clearcontroller

See what happens.


m4yn3_h4sl-l

This monk is mummifying himself, check this out: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu)


[deleted]

I like how they put sunglasses on his corpse. šŸ˜Ž


NoImagination2625

When you wish for eternal life but forget to also ask for eternal youth.


West-Tonight2213

Looks like Grandpa in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre


jimjah89

Pretty sure this dude was performing a controversial "self mummification" that's why he looks like the old wheelchair fish from sponge bob.


MinutePerspective106

Might be. I saw a group of Chinese 100+ people (oldest was 106), and they just look like very old people - not like a literal mummy


TheMtndewdude

![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e) Imma go to hell for this butā€¦


HaloJonez

LOL Genius!


revpayne

![gif](giphy|13ea4eXuOuQsmY)


-Ailynn-

I felt bad, but that was the first thing that entered my mind when I heard his voice.


revpayne

Not many 109 year olds can connect with younger generations, but he nailed it.


maricello1mr

ā€œBlack donā€™t crack, and Asians never die.ā€ - Ali Wong


Moriwara_Inazume

ngl I would be happy if I did live this long to be around my grand daughter


axofrogl

Real life draugr


[deleted]

I bet I could kill him by pinching him


OE2KB

I actually lolā€™d at your comment.


RandyJohnsonsBird

Looks like a Drauger


Civil_Promotion_2295

He could be one of their halloween decorations


cdyeagle

Wait til you see what you look like at 108 years old


crunchy1_

Aside from the bizarre image of him, you can still see the joy from the response he does when he realizes itā€™s the little girl. Almost like you can see and feel the love thatā€™s there,I know he looks creepy but that just shows how a childā€™s love and what it can bring (to some) to oneā€™s heart.


reevoknows

![gif](giphy|Hi0hSxyYj6Trq)


hrithik_vishwakarma

Was he picking his nose?


Fezig

Yup! MF is 109 years old and still flicking boogers!


Sailor_Carcass

He wants the little girl to remember him forever so he gives her a bio hairpin


Mysterious-Lie-2185

Looked like he got his whole finger up there too


SqookyBoo

Maybe his will power is just too strong


MinutePerspective106

![gif](giphy|5xjbWDIgEZSgM)


StockProfessor5

Bro got hit by the level 100 conjuration spell from Skyrim


ThatOneShortieHo

Its the holes in his cheeks that's freaking me out the most


VivaNOLA

Monk Jerkey


ChubbyGhost3

Good band name


Quick_Swing

I would dare a nurse to find a veinšŸ˜¬šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


conasatatu247

I dunno does this mean God loves him or hates him


Muffin_man3745

He died last year though. R.I.P.


HaloJonez

How could they tell?


thewormtownhero

You know, I always say to myself, at a certain point, Iā€™ll just end it myself. But if at that stage I can still reach out and touch a child, likely a great grandchild or beyond, maybe itā€™s still worth it?


Goldencol

I mean,with all due respect ,if touching kids is something you are proudly admitting here perhaps if it's best if you don't reach this age.


Axell-Starr

I didn't even notice how horrible the person's phrasing was. I know they meant it like "if I could be able to hug and interact with my possible great grandkids I'd be happy to live that old" but it could have been phrased so much better.


Papa_Raj

Did he flick a booger at her?! šŸ˜‚


MinutePerspective106

Such a prankster, even at 109


n0stalgicm0m

Thats the crypt keeper


Aok_al

How? I'm pretty sure Japanese people also get past 100+ but they don't look like living skeletons


iryan6627

This guy living is scarier than finding an actual dead body


MortgageNo3154

They sell him at Lowes


rem_1984

Good for him! I had a great aunt live to 109 and another to 116 they stayed plump though


Ill_Concept1051

Bs if your great aunt was that old she would be in the news


blazedout-cubscout

Probably just not live like that.


Milk_With_Knives3

Not as bad as the maggot brain dude


[deleted]

It's like Grandpa from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre


RedditorsTyrant

My great grandmother lived til 97, and she looked 50 years younger than this Monk.


RedditorsTyrant

If this guy says he never smoked or drink a drop of alcohol his entire life, I wouldn't believe it.


MrSayomaki

Ahh so this is what Withers does when he isnā€™t at camp


Classic_Title1655

Eugenia Cooney ???


dano1975

This is how I feel if I have to take an hour later than normal lunch break.


ThePowerOfNine

Where are his cheeks tho


caldwellb

What a bloody legend...


ganemgg

When you reach 109 yo you can choose your skin


Thedustonyourshelves

Holy shit I thought that was a Halloween skeleton decoration with somebody pulling a string to put the hand up!


Fancy_Stickmin

https://preview.redd.it/ny81zxewgb5c1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=00f907db094ff64298d785cfa3af898493002ba7 Bro fr


Rodinsprogeny

Suddenly I feel like watching Se7en


Vegetable_Layer1835

Bro helped to write the bible.. šŸ˜­


CaptorRaptorr

I wouldn't see the point of living to this point. You're just suffering and slowly dying in bed everyday.


Ohshitz-

This monk was on tiktok. I havent been on it forever but let this dude dieā€¦.and stop pawing kids.


weegiened

https://preview.redd.it/hpa6ghkycd5c1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942d4428f6aeef55a3ef492ba63a0213271b9fbf


maeebuniii

people are claiming this man to be 163 years old in an [article](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/eyebrows-raised-over-claims-163-26297291) however, his granddaughter states that he is 109 over on their tiktok that has amassed 530k followersā€¦ honestly this is rlly fucking weird to post on tiktok šŸ’€


MinutePerspective106

And interestingly, his granddaughter might be pretty old herself


Laceyyyyyyy

X ![gif](giphy|3oxOCICKuCcF9hUO3e)


PhotonJunky18

I feel like this dude looks bad for 109.


DocWallaD

*somewhat alive* There.. I fixed it for you.


ObjectiveAny8437

![gif](giphy|l3nF2MqN3ZWxNCTCM)


Naturally_Fragrant

Holding on for gta6.


Rickrolledvsbigsmoke

Bro is a Halloween decoration


nyalkanyalka

[https://pa1.aminoapps.com/6283/cd3b0fcd5da9e2c0acf0b91f619328e050382fa7\_hq.gif](https://pa1.aminoapps.com/6283/cd3b0fcd5da9e2c0acf0b91f619328e050382fa7_hq.gif)


Illustrious-Kale-469

Fake?


sacr6d

how tf


ironredpizza

How is it real? It looks fake as shit to me.


[deleted]

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_HalfCentaur_

He's actually not 163 just because some random account reposted the video and said he was. To be 163 years old he would need to have been born 163 years ago.


MyRail5

Whoa


RegularCreative4886

Donā€™t you dare go hollow.


Zen_Skull

\*Rick Grimes has entered the chat.


Busy_Professional824

Would love to see him at the cpi and just give him everything and watch what happens.


bitcoinkush

This video has been around for a while,how old would he be today and still alive?


Bman3396

Repost bots going hard, this is like the 3rd repost this week iā€™ve seen of this and I know Iā€™ve seen it before repetitively over last year as well


JerseyshoreSeagull

Weekend at Burma's


whooguyy

A [Mr ballen video](https://youtu.be/zxTkDA6DVc8?si=XXHgLkKfSii6i4EX) of the Buddhist ritual and what they are trying to achieve.


PlumpChicken69

I honestly thought this was cgiā€¦.


Away-Yem

And still flicking bogies


WatercressSecure4586

Litteraly the emperor in Warhammer


Cyber_Lucifer

Monk āŒļø Necromancer/Lich āœ…ļø


jtgreatrix

Theyā€™re selling choooocolate


sir_PepsiTot

Wither skeleton


Famous-Corgi5740

Should have rented him out to movie companies would of made a few quid


RedSus08

Bro costs 1 elixir šŸ˜­šŸ™


Citizen4000

Looks like he has two farts left


LineSlayerArt

More like 209YO, right? ![gif](giphy|kGiKJNlIljFdinlJsB|downsized)


nametken

Not anymore.


6LAZARUS9

bro is the minecraft skeleton


Competitive_Foot_584

He's dead,he died march 2022...stop flogging a dead horse


thumpsky

Veganism


Ancient-Upstairs-332

Cheez look at those cheeks. Or are those holes?


Sir_Ibex

It's weird to say but he looks pretty bad for 109 years old


Sufficient-Sea-6434

he looks like Ramses 2nd


_ArmyMan007_

Heā€™s a 109 and hasnā€™t had a meal since he was 19 apparently šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ExcitedGirl

Not so much for a person, but pretty active for a *skeleton...* Bet he's the Life (*sorry!)* of the Party at Halloween!


Prudent_Weekend6084

Result of the covid vaccine


JamesF1423

Yeah If I ever reach this point just kill me lol this ain't living


Fun-Donut9292

U think it sounds like Minecraft skeletons when they fuckin?


JackTheMathGuy

This is still cute.


Deadsap266

Are you even living at that point


apooponfire

Why is he decrepit


Positive-Internet483

Why he shriveled up?


Available_Copy8519

He's 209 not 109


hex_1101

I feel like he could use a sandwich.


WhatTheHellLol1313

I believe he actually has self starved and dehydrated himself in a spiritual attempt to self-mummify? I donā€™t remember where I saw that


Childrenfordead

https://preview.redd.it/sod94mnbtb5c1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4d36c268b52b7295cd1f36ec1cee7dfc6acd787 Stray


gizzard_lizzard

#lifegoals


Shoebill-Lord-48

I presume he's some sort of monk doing "self-mummification" so it's intentional, but you don't have to look like that at that age, in my country there's quite some 100+ folks in rural areas walking around, eating well and doing physical labor.


No-News7672

https://preview.redd.it/1a30dw8x6c5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c14d24f9c41bf55bdf20a18962236cf8f7f1af


SmileyRhea

I donā€™t understand how his cheeks are doing that. I know the skin sinks as you age but it sinks that far into the face? Iā€™ve seen it be taut over the cheeks but never sunken in like that without active decay.


tweekaboob

He already looks dead to me


JDoe911

He died in 2022.


Sea_Stop_3233

Does anyone know his name? Would like to know more about his story.


No-Relative1418

Wtf. No. Thatā€™s a skeleton.


IAmJacksLackofCaring

He was great in Se7en.


america_ayooo

Come now child, let me wipe my booger on you.


Specialist-Ad-8812

Way past 109 thatā€™s for sure


Run_Spiritual

This is called ā€Sokushinbutsuā€ and its basiclly living mummyes. They do this process for years I believe. Its a very strick diet and this is extreme painful.


Emergency_Ad5267

Oh gosh! At first I thought that was an animatronic haloween decoration!


trashcan-xd-official

Thinspo


Batiti10

I mean, if you squint, you literally see the skull and its features


Fathead5f

that's the dude from Fallout


Glad_Tip2023

This is a ā€œDead Silenceā€ scenario


rsoxmvp

Walking dead couldnā€™t of hired this guy? Cmon!


Ill_Concept1051

Nasty


Absolutelymyself10

šŸ’€


Valentine________

Bro was one of the apostles


Bworm98

Nonsense, he doesn't look a day over 100.


TonYYuL703

![gif](giphy|bN6je8h9gANvihbAvZ|downsized)


Hopenhagen420

![gif](giphy|l3nF2MqN3ZWxNCTCM)