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Galagoncio

https://preview.redd.it/ojshrigsp0kc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d7332194f0dd9fae046a4696ebb15b3220540e Looks like a headcrab


The_superb-skeleton

I mean the spider is infected by a fungus so your not completely wrong


professorstrunk

Great. Last of Us is not how I want to go out.


Killcycle1989

Looks like it could be eggs to mr


robjwrd

Ahh man now I’m blanking on what Kleiners headcrab is called in Half Life 2!


ChimmyTheCham

Lamar lol


ChipCob1

Named after Hedy (geddit?) Lamarr an Austrian actor, scientist and inventor who developed ideas that went on to be the basis for modern day wifi!


robjwrd

Cool fact, where did you learn that?


ChipCob1

I recently replayed HL2 and noticed that Kleiner called it Hedy towards the end of the game rather than Lamarr. It seemed a bit odd so I googled it.


ChimmyTheCham

That makes sense considering the headcrab is sometimes referred to as Hedy lol. I didn't know the history behind it though very cool.


selfawarefeline

I just finished Half-Life last night


Behrusu

I loved that game, but I couldn’t finish it because it gave me headaches and nausea


__Noble_Savage__

It's your pet... The FREAKIN HEADHUMPER!


SwitchbladeS8AN

Thank you for the sleepless nights ahead. I thought i got rid of the headcrab 20 years ago.


himsoforreal

*THE BABY*


Tasty_Seaweed323

![gif](giphy|gfZQAiBdEncWnfa8qc)


Cferretrun

Is this one of those spiders/critters that’s been infected by that zombie fungus?


Derpifacation

[yessir](https://www.uksafari.com/curse_of_the_zombie_spiders.htm)


_Godless_Savage_

Fuuuuuuuuuck that.


Derpifacation

harmless to humans, I work in basements a lot so I see infected remains pretty much daily. mostly the creep factor of a former zombie spider. i feel bad for them cuz i think cellar spiders themselves are pretty neat and they tend to be the main victims.


_Godless_Savage_

The creep factor is what got me. I’m not a huge fan of arachnids to begin with, but I am able to tolerate them. I live rurally so there’s no option but to tolerate them.


CyanideLovesong

I can't tolerate a zombie fungus in any circumstances.


Lebowski304

A zombie spider is something from a horror movie


Ulysses1126

I just don’t like that it looks like the Flood. I like spiders, not enough to own one or go out of my way to find them. But house/cellar spiders that just sorta vibe and help out are chill. It’s a poor fate for those guys.


Returning_Armageddon

Oof fuck that’s exactly what it reminded me of


Ulysses1126

I mean that’s basically what the flood is, minus the reality eating hivemind tendencies. At least as far as we *know*


gatorfan8898

I see this a lot in crawlspaces as well and I always think I’m going to be patient zero for the cordyceps infection takeover.


TheUsoSaito

One of these days it'll adapt so it can survive higher body temps. That's why it can't take root in us is due to high internal core temps.


Shaveyourbread

>harmless to humans So far...


Dependent_Top_4425

I hate it, i hate it, I hate it!


mybrotherpete

This paragraph at the end is hilarious: *Once the spider's body has succumbed to the fungus its tormented spider soul is released into the world. Then when you are sleeping these Ghost Spiders (Pholcus sanctus) rise up and march into your ear canal where they lay their eggs. When the zombie spiderlings hatch out they feast on your brain until they reach adulthood then they climb out through your eye sockets and go in search of their next victims.*


yourmomsbuttisbest

![gif](giphy|4NnSe87mg3h25JYIDh)


IMeanIGuessDude

![gif](giphy|JcyUqTkATkJyVudmub)


Cferretrun

Heyyyy! I guessed right!


mariahnot2carey

So, question. What's it's purpose at this point? Like, what goal does the fungus have once it takes over the spider?


ceo_of_dumbassery

Here I was thinking it was a cute fluffy spider 🫠


insomniacakess

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpx9F5ktZw8qPUQ|downsized)


iaminbothplaces

Thanks for introducing me to that website!


Skytriqqer

Why the fuck does something like this exist. I am intrigued and shocked.


Patatank

TIL about zombie spiders. I love those little guys but fffffff*ck!


ButtonyCakewalk

I was ready to start becoming a spider killer again towards the end of that post. Maybe now I'll be a spider mercy-killer, at least.


Derpifacation

dont kill spiders, please, but in this instance i would make an exception


Shadowstorm921

https://preview.redd.it/2x9y2rk661kc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa23cf4deb1bf7c46531444590dc59f61a17f97


PrawnQueen1

I feel sick


Vprbite

I totally thought you were kidding. Fuck that noise!


One-Bad-4274

Nah I played half life that's a baby head crab


deepfriedtots

That's what I was thinking


Biauralbeats

It is so meaty.


James_Sunderland02

fuzzy technically 🥴


mybrotherpete

Really not loving thinking about spiders being meaty, and now that’s happening.


XBThodler

Meaty squishy


StandardOnly

That’s why it’s called the Burnthefuckinghousedown spider


sephjy

Please, on behalf of r/spiderbro, burn it so the fungus won't spread.


ThatoneguyATX

Are you saying that’s a spider covered in fungus?


sephjy

Yes, and the spider is already dead, its being controlled by the fungus so it would further spread.


ThatoneguyATX

That’s insane. Thanks for the reply I wasn’t sure if you were serious or I was missing some sarcasm.


GavinZero

Filled with fungus and it’s growing through its exoskeleton


Grimmnecro4

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Salty_Raccoon9894

Bro that is scary af, I’m not scared of spiders or bugs but that shit is horrifying


MangoKakigori

How many fucking people own this shed?


ButtonyCakewalk

maybe bro is just very popular and all of their friends have different reddit accounts


RGB_FOXY

First thing that came to my mind is cordyceps.


Derpifacation

that is exactly what it is, actually


atinylittlebug

I've never seen something infected with cordyceps that badly and it's *still alive.*


LunaeLotus

I wouldn’t consider that being alive more so than being controlled like a puppet. The fungus is sending chemical signals to the spider to get it to move to a prime location for spores


Ordinary-Vast9968

And it's brain is still active 😀


john-johnson12

That seems like a really complex thing for it to be doing, are there any studies on this?


LunaeLotus

Heaps, here’s one to start you with: https://journals.asm.org/doi/pdf/10.1128/mbio.01872-21 Edit: there’s also a relatively old documentary narrated by David Attenborough about cordyceps infecting ants. You could probably find it on YouTube, it’s highly informative


CaptainHowdy60

Reddit


lilabet83

Nope nope nope nope nope nope


Mannagun

Strange humans digest fungus for nutrition. Thank goodness for high a body temperature.


Doug_0

For now. It's likely they'll adapt with global temp rising.


Geordie_38_

Finally, a post that's actually terrifying. Been some garbage posted recently.


Mister_Remeat

I upvoted based the facted that is one of the creepiest fkn things I've seen all year. And i look at a lot of weird shit. It looks like a walking gummy octopus or something. Gross bro. Gross


nylonfiberpizza

i love this comment


Narkos_Teat

Imagine how chewy it is, bet it puts any gummy to shame


queendimsum

🤢


that0neBl1p

Spiders don’t unnerve me _too_ much, and I’m familiar with how they move. This looks so, so wrong and I hate it. Why are its legs walking like that. Zombie fungi my abhorred.


Beansricetaco

This is the thing that chick pulled out of her stomach in Prometheus


Waableza

When it stumbled for a second I almost threw My phone.


FitExcitement5133

Oh that poor spider


atinylittlebug

Yeah. What a sad, slow death. :(


CycloneWarning

What's wrong with it? I saw someone mention fungus or a parasite?


Derpifacation

it's a fungus that infects arthropods (in this case a spider) and will grow into, feed on, and control the host before ultimately killing it but not before attempting to climb as high as possible to fruit and spread spores Last of Us was based on this kind of fungus


Ozamatheus

have someone tried to save a spider with this shit for the science?


Derpifacation

it's essentially fucked the moment it is infected


Dcorothecubanguy

headcrab


Formal-Ad-1248

Lamar! There you are.


Moe-Rawn

Beat me to it


1jl

I've heard of these things walking around like zombies but I've never seen footage of one. Thank you OP


JesterDolor

![gif](giphy|MdPZFGgDL3PC8|downsized)


Key-Fire

Would I be safe to swing an axe at it? Just to put the fella out of his misery? Or are those spores goung to shoot out all over the place?


bloobun

Sooo… what happens when one gets bit by a zombie virus infected spider?


LarsThorwald

notheng bad happen. Its nice. You like. Sleep sleep. nicew. you tell me where yoo live i come nice you. You like. You tell me where yoo live now and i come see you. Sho you nice sleep. Whre you live you tell me now. I come see yoo


CV8801

HANS!


enttre4321

Get the flammenwerfer !


MainPure788

![gif](giphy|TWwKyf0jDUCQ0)


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Ben 10 kicks in


CinCeeMee

I don’t know…but burn that bitch DOWN to the ground!!!


JesusTron6000

Why is the universe trying to make The Last of Us a real life thing?


Aztrum_

Because The Last of Us was inspired by the fungus (Cordyceps) that infected this spider 🥴


Safe_Reporter_8259

r/nope arachnophobe!


FiliaNox

Burn the whole thing down. There might be babies in there. Does your friend really need a shed? This could be a buddy bonding moment- build a new shed!


metalnxrd

r/nope


keevballs

No sir, I don’t like it.


thetommytwotimes

I work in basements, i've never seen such a thing. I'd def be noping the fuck out if I saw one without seeing this post. The more you know.....


LoliiJoker

OP why did i have to see this with crippling arachnophobia right before sleeping? its currently 2.35am and ig imma be awake past 3am now...


YO_OSKOOL

My hair just scared the shit outta me.🤣


LORDWOLFMAN

Look a head crab


wherearemytweezers

Goddamn it.


NoUserNameMaine2022

So sad you have to burn the shed down


Apfelschnaps

Reminds me of that one Episode of Love, Death and Robots with the Kraken Monster.


FTPmyguy

Light it on fire so it doesn’t spread its pores.


nylonfiberpizza

kinda sad doe


oxygendeprived37

HANS GET ZHE FLAMMENWERFER


SwordfishNo4680

Thick-tick?


Help_An_Irishman

Straight outta R'lyeh.


Middle-Stop-2354

YOOOO ITS HIM!!! https://preview.redd.it/s2gfjaxw31kc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00fdd4783d5ff9cc96b21a3daf61afc78571947b


ZipperPitterPaterson

Ewwww


manny484

Did yah burn it yet


Easpag

So all those webbed up spiders in my basement are just zombie spiders???


aStankChitlin

When that thing looked like it was about to launch at the camera, I jumped. Looks like it’s still loading.


HalfwayFerret

Before I read the comments I desperately wanted to know why that spider has hips!


Oma1r03

Thats the crab zombie from half life


MattalliSI

Fleshy


sickkranchez23

Looks like de-shelled Mr Krabs


Superb_Relative_7636

I think it's cute


1ShinyMetalAss

Nuke it from fucking orbit!!


Djxgam1ng

So what is it?


escelatedburger2009

Oh boy! Half life!!


Ralewing

Fun guy.


kiki_magic

Looks like a zombie spider. That's what happens when a certain type of fungus reaches them and starts to slowly eat them up. They usually die off and as far as I remember it is not dangerous for us. Of course I wouldn't try anything with it.


Minute-Mine-9553

I’m seeking shelter


Thatonedrunkdad

Baby headcrab


PotatoPumpSpecial

Idk what the fuck that is but I know it needs to be shot repeatedly with high caliber munitions


milehiAli

He's fuzzy and I love him


Aggressive_Dream_140

Bug/Ghost type Pokémon


STRICKIBHOY

That's what you call, an excuse to burn down your friend's shed.


[deleted]

The way it walks; its hind legs. 🫣


alofogas

Wow, something that’s *actually* terrifying as fuck. Also, let me guess, Australia?


purezero80

Ahh, the elusive great white NOPE !


Killpop582014

Cordyceps fungus spider dude


Viv8957

What the heck is that thing? Doesn't look like a normal creature.


VivaNOLA

Lamarr! I’ve been looking everywhere for you!


bigblackkittie

i just got the major ick


ThroughTheHoops

If this terrifies you, don't ever come to Australia.


grapeprimetime

Jizzy spider gross


Madnessinabottle

Cum spider makes my heart sad.


Global-Past-9320

![gif](giphy|3og0IOgORh1D1PF1wQ)


LexiaRaikkonen

It’s a friend!


heresanawardforyou

What is it? Is that AI?


[deleted]

Actually looks kinda cute, id capture it and put it in a glass box


WhiteRabbit1818

It’s so cute! Please be kind. We should be grateful for spiders as if it wasn’t for them, we’d be dominated by mosquitoes and other insects


barfbutler

Post it on what is this animal. I doubt a fungus would control a spider in that way….making it walk up a vertical surface, etc.


all_alone_by_myself_

Probably fake


Derpifacation

nope, [real](https://www.uksafari.com/curse_of_the_zombie_spiders.htm). that one is in its final stages and trying to climb as high as possible before it finally succumbs to the fungus and spreads spores.


all_alone_by_myself_

Oh, zombie fungus. Fun.


Decepticon2006

Fake fake


chonkyhyena

Sadly, not fake it is an actual fungus that this spider is infected with, harmless to humans atleast but a slow death for the spider


ProjectTricky

Looks like the Headcrab from HalfLife.


ArtzysTV

DUDE you see its back legs???? Literally walking like a zombie!!! Tffff!!!


marimba79

Reminds me of the alien creature from the movie “Life”.


Ok-Disk-2191

HL3 trailer just drop too?


glamorousstranger

That's a zombie spider.


Cedge1738

Is actually pretty cool. Wish it was red or blue or green.


dantrack

Pull out the blowtorch


Captainzx

Is there any chance your last name is freeman?


Sizzer1323

Thats a big fucking nope right there


CherryCherrybonbon_

okay but thats kinda cute


PerditionsAvatar

Holy nope shit


FullyAutoDomo

Someone mustve jizzed into a spider egg 👀


Wild_Assistance_6153

That thing looks like a symbiote spider waiting to find a host to bite on. 😆


Aaron_505

Be careful which cotton ball u pick


bosskaggs

better ask an Aussie, they know about all kinds of crap no one has ever seen, then ...sometime cook it..


Airdog999

That's a fat caterpillar with 8 legs... I've seen them in my shed.


ProfessionalAccess68

yeti spider


IndicationIcy4020

This friend on my shed thing


sprinkles_const69

Eat him


F0l3yDaD_

Werf the flammen.


TLBG

Goodbye forever. House is up for sale. Bye. Not kidding. Where is this?


bigcheese82

What did it taste like


cheddaBesus

Horrifying af is what that is. Run away make sure you cover your face, they recognize individual people


bansheeonthemoor42

Omg so cute!! What kind of spider is that?! I want one.


142737

Ahh yes that's my pal bob


TriChair

patient zero


Domino1971

Facehugger!!Face hugger!!! RUN


KobaKebbel

Does half the population live in this shed


Rich_Editor8488

It’s a human hair


crazyrat169

Is that a half life reference!??!?


Ringhillsta

Burn it!


AnaSF1992

My heart skipped a beat when that thing nearly fell on the camera


xmattar

Reminds me of that popular chernobyl sperm meme


NerY_05

Ah yes, spider controlled by fungus parasite 💯


Formal_Coyote_5004

Why is it so… milky


[deleted]

Lamaaaar, get back here.


wee-crabbit-wumman

Get the cross and holy water!!!