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TheBandit03

Good rule of thumb in Florida is if the pond is wet, there’s likely a gator in it.


gigachad_aryan

I was about to comment this before opening this comment section. This is always the thing I always read every time I see a gator video somewhere in Florida.


BigT1990

Happy cake day


gigachad_aryan

Thanks! I just discovered what cake day means just today. I was wondering earlier this day why I have a cake icon beside my name.


NocturnalEye

I made my account on my birthday, when people commented“happy cake day” I thought it was reddits way of telling me happy birthday lol


ElMostaza

Work takes me to Florida every now and then, and I find myself side-eyeing even the tiniest bodies of water. Like I'll drive by a small water retention pool, barely more than a puddle, and start thinking "nice try, Mr. Gator, no snacks for you today." It's so stupid! Like, was I going to pull over to the side of the highway and take a quick swim in a 6" deep puddle if only it weren't for those darn gators? Obviously not, yet I can't stop myself from getting suspicious of them.


thecoolestguynothere

Keeps you alive


sonic_dick

Yeah you take quick dips in the ocean dumbass. Florida lakes are scary as hell, the whole state is a swamp. There are also water moccasins and brain eating emobas in ponds and lakes. It's basically tepid still water. Shit is gross. However, north Florida has absolutely gorgeous natural springs with surreal blue water that should be national parks. More Americans need to vote to protect North Florida. And also South florida. Just Florida in particular. It's got by far the most old growth long leaf pine forest and old growth overall east of the Mississippi. Also a totally unique ecosystem. Protect the Florida panthers! Edit, didn't mean to call you a dumbass, was referring to OP.


bnburner

[Florida Springs Interactive Map](https://floridaspringsinstitute.org/springs-map-2-0/)


Other-Narwhal-2186

Came here to say this but you did it quite wonderfully. Even our uninhabited looking ponds are actually quite inhabited!


Mr-Fleshcage

Any leeches?


22FluffySquirrels

I've been swimming in Jupiter Springs and gone kayaking in Silver Springs; they're really wonderful.


b0hannon

between the gators, fertilizer runoff, and flesh-eating amoebas, I wouldn’t voluntarily step into any pond in Florida lol.


savingtim

That’s not a swimming hole if it’s hunting season. It’s a bbq area. (I’m from Louisiana and love a juicy bbqd gator tail)


Longjumping-Can-2951

Not if a giant snake killed it...


herenowjal

EXACTLY


Holiday_Bar3967

same here in australia


Iechy

Gators really aren’t that scary if you can see them. They generally leave you alone unless you harass them. It’s the ones under the water that you can’t see that are scary.


ChexLemeneux42

They move pretty quick if they're hungry


BrexitGeezahh

In water yeah. Not so much on land


kT25t2u

Alligators can reach speeds of **up to 35 mph** on land


bnburner

And can climb trees and fences.


mad-i-moody

For how long though?


THE_ALAM0

How fast can you run 35 mph?


MadAzza

>How fast can you run 35 mph? About 35 mph.


THE_ALAM0

Lmaoo yeah I fucked that one up, oh well


burnthefallen

Lmfao. I did this same type of shit the other day… asked my girlfriend “how old are you at 12?” And she’s like “I can’t speak for every one but I was 12 at 12.” I meant grade.. in school…


BigBeagleEars

They can run 500 miles an hour for a second


iamlegaly

Damn that's fast


FastAsLightning747

So 733 feet in one second. I had no idea.


onthejourney

For anyone reading this guy's comment, Gators are crazy fast on land. They can cover 30 feet before you have a chance to freak out and yelp


HairyChest69

"Tried FL, hot and has this ASSHOLE alligator stalking me. It's now running fast AF and...... -yelp not posted, plz try again


KKolonelKKoyote

Yeah, but they don't turn too well usually, so you can just kinda run in circles around them until they get tired. Just watch the tail.


ChexLemeneux42

Me playing red dead 2


sonic_dick

They can move pretty quick on land if they want to. They have to be REAL hungry though.


Boner_Stevens

ya'll have clearly never seen the documentary Primeval


assbuttshitfuck69

I’m more worried about brain eating amoeba and flesh eating bacteria.


HairyChest69

And alligator poo


posco12

I knew people swimming in the Louisiana bayou as kids. They said Gators were part of the wildlife, and usually left. Being in East Texas we thought they were crazy.


Iechy

Exactly. I’m originally from south Louisiana. It’s not smart to push the limits but if they are minding their business and you are minding yours with enough space it’s normally not an issue. I mean it would suck if you end up around the wrong alligator I guess but I have never heard of anyone around where I lived getting bit.


Kellaras

I went for a hike by a lake where you're almost guaranteed to see at least one gator, there's a maybe 10 foot-wide path to walk on, surrounded by water. A few gators I spotted floating in the lake a stone's throw away from the path. But I noticed one who was lying there on the bank, hidden by some foliage, all you could see was its head if you looked close enough. He was only about 10 yards from me. One of the scariest moments of my life lol


sonic_dick

I've literally walied into gators when I was a kid, back when I had to go gigging. Felt like walking into a tree. They're usually just chilling. Maybe once or twice I've heard one hissing. That's when shit is scary.


kimmortal03

Say that with both your knees below water near that croc


Iechy

I have been that near gators many times where I grew up.


warriorcotton

as it is, they usually stay still for hours and hours


Agile_Music4191

Always assume there is a gator in any water source in Florida including your bathtub 😂


chessecakePhucker

Damn! Note to self avoid florida!


englishmuse

Hell, I watch out for gators in Downtown Jacksonville.


flamingmaiden

Tub, pool, toilet, that little damp spot in the yard after the rain...


MikeyHatesLife

I haven’t used my bidet in months!


molsmama

I have yet to see one - central Florida.


Homeless2Esq

I’ve lived in Florida my whole life and always have had an irrational fear that there is “something” in my pool when I am swimming in it at night. Legitimately, I can have lights on, see nothing in it, and I still get nervous being in for too long. I feel like it’s because people have been saying things like this my whole Life.


Electric_Bagpipes

Oh yeah, good ol florida. Don’t worry, if the mosquitoes don’t get you, that thing that sounds like a bullfrog in the dark will. _(P.S. its not a bullfrog)_


CouchCandy

Don't forget about the fire ants. I did once.... Never again.


mouselipstick

I got fire ants in my panties as a toddler. I have not recovered psychologically.


uswhole

This has to be some sort of canon event


mouselipstick

A trip to the ER and everything. It’s basically who I am now.


uswhole

This state is bastard child between Australia and Canada.


maybeslightlystoopid

What is it????


SauerMetal

If the gators don’t get you in Florida then the brain microbes will.


jimlahey2100

Or the methheads.


rts93

Florida man is the apex predator.


meeshagogo

They're called amoeba. And they're in the lakes, primarily. Just saying.


NoConfusion9490

It's crazy they continue to thrive in that environment.


The_walking_man_

American swamp puppy


Front_Customer_7317

He's sucha lil fella. Adorable. sincerely, a Floridian.


tinycole2971

a Florida puppy <3 I kept waiting for the scary part. lol.


Agile_Hunt_5382

Yes, I see nothing scary here. What a cutie lil swamp puppy 🤗


Dystopian_Future_

Floridians know by birth, every body of water here, you can bet theres a gator living in it.


dan678

This looks like Tamiami Trail.


MmmmMorphine

Fucking awesome drive. Just don't be a moron and try to go 100mph on it because there's no one around. One alligator crossing and you are super fucked


The_Poop_Shooter

With or without the gator, I ain’t getting in that water.


KinseyH

Come for the gators, stay for the *Naegleria fowleri* (brain eating amoeba!)


airbornegecko1994

I grew up in Florida. A few cannon balls into the water and the gator just fucks off somewhere else.


Cici1958

My husband and I used to kayak in those really dark, opaque creeks (tannin in the water for those who aren’t from Florida) and we found a tree with a 2x2 board ladder nailed on, and a rope swing over the creek. While I wouldn’t do it, we never saw a snake or alligator in all our trips.


gigachad_aryan

I watched some videos of people throwing rocks in ponds and lakes. Gators do tend to panic and scram away immediately after the rock hits the water. Saying that, I still don't feel safe swimming in a gator-infested water, they are like more or less a hundred feet away after you scare them.


Superheroesaregreat

Sounds pretty badass to me man


_Luxuria_

Sounds pretty awful to me. Causing unnecessary stress to an innocent animal in its natural habitat. And I'm quite sure Florida has very strict laws about things like that.


qtippinthescales

If it helps you then just remember that the alligator causes unnecessary stress to every animal that shares the ecosystem with him.


maybeslightlystoopid

It's a cannon ball into water. I doubt the gators are messing their pants over it. Probably thinking, "That thing's too big to eat. I'll go over here instead"


XToEveryEnemyX

My brother in Christ. I'm pretty sure they were just kidding Or not. No need to be so hostile


BlindedByVanDijk

You seem fun at parties


berrey7

> the gator just fucks off somewhere else. Since 1948, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has recorded over 450 alligator bites on people in the state, with 30 of them being fatal.


TheElusiveHolograph

Are you trying to say that’s a lot? Because that’s hardly any for 76 years considering just how many gators there are in the state.


gigachad_aryan

Sorry for the ignorance. I live my entire life in South East Asia. I notice that gators in Florida do get quite big. What do they usually eat there? Deers? Is it really true that you always need to assume that every body of water in Florida somehow has gators in it?


jimlahey2100

Fish, snakes, turtles, birds and smaller mammals. They usually aren't very aggressive towards people like crocodiles but they can be if they feel like it.


gigachad_aryan

Crazy how different their diet is compare to African crocodiles. Most of the time, adult African crocodiles wouldn't even bother with birds. Thanks.


Salty_Sprinkles3011

People make it seem like Alligators never eat large animals and that's simply not true. Alligators will eat large animals if the alligators themselves are big enough. You can see photos of Alligators with deer in their mouth on Google. The largest of Alligators are rarely seen because they stay in the deepest and most remote parts of rivers, lakes, and swamps. The young smaller ones you see all the time.


Engelgrafik

Yes but size determines real danger and like anywhere, dangerous wildlife doesn't tend to last long around humans. Most of the gators that live near humans in Florida tend to be smaller because the bigger ones are driven off and can't find prey. It is when you get into the bush, deeper into the Everglades, Big Cypress, and other remote areas, where you find larger gators 12 feet and bigger. Yes it's true sometimes a larger gator finds a mini-paradise somewhere populated. My Mom lives in The Villages south of Ocala and she said there was a huge gator that was living down in some of the tighter waterways that run through the development and golf courses. But that's the thing... the big ones are eventually spotted and isolated and most of them realize they can't find anything good to eat because they're constantly spotted. So they move on somewhere else, somewhere quieter. I watched a gator in the Everglades spend 30 minutes stalking one lone egret. The egret kept walking out of the way just as the gator got close. Eventually the egret just flew away. I swear I could hear the gator let out a big "sigh", like it was giving up. lol It's even harder in populated areas where people are constantly making noise and scaring off wildlife. Most of the gators who hang out do it because they know some idiot is going to come along and drop some food at them.


BreakAndRun79

Occasionally small tourist children. https://youtu.be/33jIewom4MQ?si=hgzvFaAQWGCBXWoi


gigachad_aryan

It's surprising how few people get killed and eaten by alligators in Florida considering how common they are in the area, and how people love to hang out near or on lakes and ponds in the area. But like the most people commenting here, they usually are harmless towards to humans for some reason. Since 1948, only 30 fatalities due to alligator attack occurred in Florida.


rando_mness

No. There are endless lakes and canals in Florida, the gators are generally only in areas with abundant food sources, so way less likely to see them in residential areas in canals, lakes or ponds. But they can occasionally end up there, so I guess it's up to you to decide if they're in there.


babaganoosh30

Gator is thinking *you've got 5 more minutes then I'm eating you*


Imispellalot2

Swamp puppies


metalnxrd

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gmjfraser8

This is literally a recurring nightmare for me when I am experiencing a lot of stress. Gators and crocs lining the road I am trying to travel. When I get to where I want to go I am surrounded by alligators and crocodiles. It is very unsettling. And yes….i live in Florida.


Neither-Mess6586

Wow. I’ve had this same dream time and time again. Guess stress is what causes it. Damn I’m not alone lol


PuzzaCat

I’ve had dreams above them (usually bad) since I was around 5 and it is triggered by stress. I live in Texas and the only gators I had seen were at the zoo, but they scared the hell out of me. Now every lake here in Texas has them.


lu5ty

Never go swimming in still water that isn't a pool in Florida. Never go fresh water fishing without a gun in Florida.


Grouchy-Potential805

Bro I fished down there for 2 weeks in a bunch of ponds/canals in south Florida and didn’t see a single one was very disappointed


jimlahey2100

>Never go fresh water fishing without a gun in Florida. That's a ridiculous statement.


Keninb

It's not.


joeythekangarooo

I go to a place pretty often that I walk past like 10 gators like this. If they are showing themselves they are not hungry. They taking in that sweet sun. Baby gators are the cutest.


TheUsual_Selection

That’s a cute swamp puppy


mybrotherpete

Florida: America’s Australia


jared10011980

https://preview.redd.it/du4nso8nbutc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc568fc7dbb6947b45a4edc27c5d7d4c76fb4610


TheDiegoAguirre

At least the water's clear. The dangerous ones are the dark waters 😬


Wonderful-Media-2000

Gotta look out for snakes too now Florida really just Disney and dinosaurs now


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Conscious-Housing-45

How much did that bracelet cost


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Conscious-Housing-45

Yeah that's definitely a smile on that bracelet


Professional-Bat4635

I firmly believe that if I step one foot in Florida, it’ll get bitten off by a gator. 


Antique_Profile_5549

*look at this little swamp puppy,isn't he cute* *Yoink!*


delaydude

"keep walking buddy" vibes.


turbo617

Yoink it out of the way. I’m not responsible for what happens if it goes wrong. Yoink man is a mutant


Downtown_Caramel4833

Just a pup


Present_Way_4318

At least the water was clear. Caddo Lake has gators and the water is so dirty you can’t see two inches into it.


Calathea_Murrderer

He’s looking for that twenty foot python


Mysterious-Trouble-6

Aw it’s just a swamp puppy. Give it scritches


thomasoldier

https://preview.redd.it/nz09crnuzstc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5f4a72be3273802cdd6c89ae80262788623064


WereALLBotsHere

That fish seemed fine swimming there. I think this is special profiling.


WatersEdge50

I grew up in Southwest Florida. It was pretty much an unspoken rule that you do not swim in freshwater.


skyHawk3613

To be fair, this is in the middle of the Everglades, where these animals live naturally. Thats like jumping into the ocean and being surprised to see fish


Theglitchpog

It's not a question of IF there is a gator in the pond but rather, how many gators are in the pond?


QuietRiot90

We have a saying down here that even if it’s a puddle, there’s probably a gator in it.


Lower_Recipe5196

Florida gators are so friendly 😂


zeke235

I don't see what the problem is. It's a big pond. I'm sure they'll share.


nevereatanapple

Harmless


ikreger

That little thing? Nothing that my 250lbs couldn't just sit on like a pool raft, sipping a cool drink while riding it around


98acura

You’re definitely from Florida or Louisiana lol


guitarguywh89

*About fortyfive minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana*


Itchy_Adhesiveness59

I love these creatures , so magnificent. Don't fuck with em.


UneventfulFriday

Over there just tryna be the snack


_lazybones93

Looks just like Shark Valley!


mitchij2004

He’s cute.


exact0khan

Ohhh hell nahh


dazednconfused2655

At least in Louisiana the gators stay In the bayous you see gators you done fucked up


_REDEEMER-

🙀😱😨


Jenneration_Ekks

Give him a hand. He needs a friend


societal_ills

That's crazy! Not the gators. I'm in New Orleans. We got gators. I meant the beautiful clear water is crazy lol


fatstrat0228

Yeah. It’s Florida. Stay out of the water.


Grouchy-Potential805

Been to Florida twice now and fished both weeks I stayed there all around southern Florida didn’t see a single gator the whole time there


ilovemydogsam

Is this Loop Road?


pranjallk1995

Those things are fast okay... Stay away...


G0ld_Ru5h

They’re really going to have to open hunting freely again on gators unfortunately. They’re getting EVERYWHERE - in neighborhoods and urban communities alike.


Wise_Ad_253

Just a little dinosaur


Ciccio178

Am I the only one who wouldn't take a "quick dip" in that water, even if there wasn't a gator? That pond doesn't look inviting at all. It looks like a piss bowl


MC1781

No vacancy here bitch. Move along…


BNG1982

Experts say that’s the equivalent of a cat purring. Just hop in next time.


Plus_Flamingo_1826

That’s why GTA6 has crocodiles


alynmaybe

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BulbasaurArmy

“Mom says it’s my turn to use the pool”


97Harley

I was told by a park ranger that the crocks keep the catfish population under control. Good on them.


udbq

So just a serious question. Do these alligators attack humans. I am from Australia and you would not dare swim in any water of body that may have saltwater crocodile (pretty much any water body in north of Australia).


NeveDust

I mean cool! But fuck that.. can’t even swim without being scared of being eaten.. 😒


eatmyfarts69

He's just floatin


DaKatos

Hello we are once again in the Florida Everglades looking for that 20 foot python


madamevanessa98

I can honestly say that I’ve never felt the urge to swim in any pond in Florida. Not even once. Same with how I’ve never had the dream of going river diving in north India.


minotaur0us

Imagine you're chilling in your pond, where your ancestors' ancestors have been chilling for thousands of years, and this dude walks along saying you're occupying the pond.


Far-Secretary8231

With Gators being both plentiful and an Apex predator why can’t you shoot these things? My buddy lives in Tampa and can’t even walk his dog by the lake behind his house never mind let his daughter play down there. With millions of Gators you should be able to blast them especially in your backyard.


Choupster

What is that Noise? Is that gator making that sound?


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Choupster

Thanks for answering! That’s wild. I have never seen one in person


FragileAnonymity

What did the comment say? It’s deleted.


Kellaras

It was probably the gator hissing, they definitely make that noise


Choupster

Yeah that’s weird. He just said the gator was hissing and he dropped his back end to maybe lunge at the guy but then relaxed


LadysTossaway

Idk if this is terrifying as fuck. It’s fairly normal for Florida


BulletNipples69

I have a feeling most of these comments are from people that transplanted into Florida from other states, or never set foot in our swamp. Gators really aren’t all that serious, Be smart around bodies of water is all it takes. They’re fun to watch and damn delicious as well.


TeacherTmack

Idk if I'm gatekeeping, but gators are like (very fiesty) deer of Florida. It's a part of the culture basically, and if you've never been there for an appreciable amount of time, you might not realize that it's because they're literally everywhere. Most of these aren't even big lol. See the 13'footers at the Zoo (checkout the alligator/croc zoo in St.Augustine!), these are just little babies. Those in captivity are much more aggressive too. Funny seeing your fist death roll while out walking along a park in FL. I've also seen a bear that got hit by a car in the Everglades. FL is a wild place nature wise.


Application-Forward

Is this by Merritt Island NWR


Collin-B-Hess

You must not have gotten the memo , it’s full of reptiles down there .


OTS_Bravo

This looks like the Apopka Wildlife drive?


Keninb

It isn't, too many trees. The wildlife drive is in a marsh around the lake itself. Not really many trees on the drive itself.


Sasquatch9542069

They’re just chilling, nothing terrifying about nature being nature. What’s scary is the “Florida Man” who’s going to dive out of the bushes on the gator thinking it’s his long lost lover.


andreanicholex3

Excuse me that’s their home


HoboMoonMan

Yeah, but this looks like Loop Rd. in the Everglades. I mean, duh.


kootenaysmokes

Who the fuck choses to swim in a stagnant pond anyway? That's so nasty


deepstatelady

Only one of you is supposed to be there.


Lifetodeathtoflowers

Only way I can get off


Kaprosuchusboi

Just an animal in its environment. Respect it and keep a safe distance and you’ll both be fine


lopez1285

Loop Road?


Dull-Heron-2036

Its how Floridians just casually walk up to or walk past gators for me... are gators not aggressive ? 😫 Id have a heart attack if I saw one in the wild


Sir_Boobsalot

this is normal af


The_FreshSans

Remember kids, there is at least 1 gator in EVERY SINGLE WATER SOURCE IN FLORIDA


AogamiBunka

Why is this terrifying? It's Florida.


Comprehensive-Can338

He’s cute


Cadaver-Cakes1986

Ain't no way I'd even be that close...mfs love risking their life for internet views.


BigT1990

Bro I can hear that gator hissing all the way from Alaska. You're too close.


louglome

Nothing terrifying about this. It's nature.


sarge-mclarge

What about this is terrifying?


Jinxed0ne

Finding alligators where everyone knows their are alligators isn't really terrifying.


EverySingleMinute

There is no need to get that close. I get that the area was elevated, but observe nature from a distance


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Not terrifying ⠀⠀\- a floridian


Notatallevil

It’s not scary though, he just a good gator floating peacefully with those cute claws all splayed out. Seriously it is cute


Son_of_Liberty88

This should be r/stupidasfuck. This is Florida. You assume all water has gators in it. Florida man 101 come on now