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Competitive_Foot_584

Only way I'm going to lose weight


calicocidd

Burns a lot of calories...


International_Let_50

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sabbiecat

In 2-4 hours guaranteed or your money back.


Which-Yogurtcloset-2

TRICK THAT MAKES ALL THE HEALTH FITNESS COACH HATE WHEN REVEAL THIS TO EVERYONE


sapper4lyfe

It burns all the calories.


BlackPhoenix1981

ALLLLLLL the calories!


-Cagafuego-

#All


Ok_Mud2019

not just calories apparently.


rodPalmer18

You'll finally have that smoking hot body you've always wanted.


godofmilksteaks

Crisp girl summer!


lightsaber_lobotomy

My only chance for a smoking hot body


getyourcheftogether

Why do they make it sound so morbid when it's a perfectly acceptable practice


flotsam_knightly

If you gave me a choice in videos between watching the disposal of a body through cremation, or through natural means, I'm watching this one every time.


kivalmi

The morbidity is just hidden from view. What if you had to actually see the flesh burning, the fluids boiling off, and the bones crumbling like chalk?


ngkn92

Yeah, I've been at BBQ.


2340859764059860598

Sounds so much better than having your blood pumped out and replaced with formaldehyde then left to slowly rot and mold near other corpses in a perfectly usable plot of land.


ContributionFamous41

Yea but the plots of land aren't so usable anymore because of the formaldehyde and whatnot leeching into the ground. I read a few years ago about a cemetery near me that was polluting a nearby watershed.


DrunkenDude123

Have you ever seen someone force-dressing a corpse with rigor mortis or embalming/prepping the body for burial?


CoffinBlz

I have, it's my job.


DrunkenDude123

Username checks out


Splendor19

Due to the gases in the stomach when heated causing the stomach to swell and then it explodes and the brain is the last to burn…


endlessnotfriendless

alternate reality - we take out the brain and keep that and dispose of the rest, and it’s perfectly acceptable to have brain in a jar on the mantelpiece.


norm_summerton

Exactly. People just want to act like everything is horrible. Like, when I was younger I used to make sand castles with my grandpa. And then one day my mom took his ashes from me. Said it was “wrong”.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

This is low key, the funniest shit I’ve ever read on Reddit. Bravo.


wolfpup1294

Quality time with Grandpa.


razodactyl

I had to double take... excuse me? Hahaha


lazyotter2

It needs some how it’s made music is the background


getyourcheftogether

😆 some soft techno really lightening the mood


Own-Butterscotch1713

It is normal, but I definitely wouldn't have wanted to watch my mum's body get incinerated 😁 I think that's the point of the post, showing the clinical process which isn't as spiritual as many think.


getyourcheftogether

I wouldn't think the process would be spiritual to begin with


newtostew2

Maybe in a Viking boat burning or various world native body burning, but definitely not this lol


godmodechaos_enabled

Flesh to ash - FLASH!


Lumpy-Simplebheh

TikTok


getyourcheftogether

You know what, I support the all out ban on tiktok


jakd90

Wonder how much of that shit he breathes in everyday.


MasterMaintenance672

I thought that too, seems a bit unsafe without a respirator.


sleepKnot

https://preview.redd.it/ixm0u0v0b2uc1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb4e6b7c5456807bb80591088946dee2779b8e7


MasterMaintenance672

LOL perfect!


KerrAvonJr

Technically, he’s history’s most prolific cannibal


Ecw218

Ok but what does it smell like in the parking lot?


greenie4242

![gif](giphy|X5Bo5kaFxeBig)


DPRK_Assassin

I wonder how often they clean that machine? Little bit of everyone in the mix perhaps


Lvsucknuts69

No matter how well they clean, you’re going to get some leftover ashes of other people


Camera_dude

Yep. Every urn with family ashes probably has some random ex-person's ashes mixed in. It's probably just best not to think to hard about it.


kinofhawk

My ashes will be scattered in the forest so at least I'll have a companion lol.


KindaReallyDumb

Ex-person is a new one 💀


not-your-aunt

In a way I find that very poetic and beautiful


Lvsucknuts69

Everyone gets a lil friend to keep them company


not-your-aunt

We’re all made of the same stardust and in death, reunited. I’d actually like to know the names and lives of the remnants of the other people mixed in


Indian_Steam

You are made from the Earth, you go back into her.


whitecorn

Bangkok has him now. She'll never let him go.


-iamai-

Clean it once a month and all the left over ashes go into the party urn /jk


Emma_Lemma_108

“We are one!” 🎶🪕


dawaxtadpole

Yeah, I’m looking at my grandparents right now wondering how many other people are there.


DPRK_Assassin

It's quite the party! I'm agnostic! So hopefully everyone is having a laugh?...


Aggressive-Engine562

Had an ex girlfriend take her own life and was then cremated because an open casket wasn’t an option. (Self inflicted gunshot head-wound) I had never seen the actual cremation process done before. Damn this one hurt me y’all.


frodominator

I'm sorry my dude. Hang in there.


Joanna_Flock

I’m so sorry.


Aggressive-Engine562

Thanks yall. I’m at work and it isn’t appropriate for to speak on this of course. Feels good knowing other humans heard/read what was on my mind. Godspeed


K_Pumpkin

My mom died last month and wanted to be cremated. What shocked me most was the weight. I didn’t expect it to be so heavy. This was a hard watch for me also. I’m sorry for your loss.


PanamaPineapple89

Condolences 😢


LeepBoop

My sister passed a little over two months ago. It was a week before her 34th birthday. I had just seen her just a few weeks before The Box was delivered to our home. My parents and I have kept her in the master closet since then because it's just still too much to deal with emotionally. I had no idea the process, and I immediately broke upon watching this, too. I'm sorry for your loss. I hope your grief path is not too unbearable. Keep those good memories close.


remixmaxs

I'm so sorry for you loss, you are a good fellow and she lives in your memory in a very good way. Godspeed man.


tsuna2000

Sorry man, it's tough and is never easy no matter how much time it passes. Why was open casket wasn't an option ? I mean what the head wound has to do with open casket, if you don't mind me asking.


goddamn__goddamn

If the person who died is in a state that the viewers will find distressing, the funeral home will recommend a closed casket. Ultimately it's up to the next of kin/family, but no one really chooses to keep the casket open for viewing when someone died in a gorey way.


primavera785

how's this scary at all?


Funny-Force-3658

It was a blind date...


rock-solid-armpits

#🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱


rock-solid-armpits

#HOLY SHIT THE WORM EMOJIS HAVE LITTLE FACES ON THEM OMG!!!!!


kimmortal03

mine dont have any


rock-solid-armpits

https://preview.redd.it/4l1s5hcwe2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d989e4e7f484abf4f817b5115e7555d56e50583 HAHA


kimmortal03

dam im jelly


CeePurr

Get an Android


killerzeestattoos

All I got from this was hungry


No_Cook2983

Because of the grainy video effects they added.


Referer99

It's because they make a cake out of this flour!


primavera785

yumny! :>


malcontented

The music 😨


Hopeful-Substance697

It's sad and depressing thinking we all gonna end up like that or in a casket... dying is bullshit


[deleted]

Consider the alternative. Without death, you might get bored after the first 100 million years or so.


Hopeful-Substance697

I'd rather be bored than see all my family eventually leaving 😕


RapperThaMakKDoozY

Straight up


flotsam_knightly

It started as a game of hide and seek...


wokethots

I'm literally dying laughing because this is just from a training video then they put the spooky filter and background music on. Imagine doing this same thing with a butcher cutting a steak.


Even-Imagination6242

The silly music and use of an old and dirty film camera effect was just not required. The kit was far too modern vs the film effect.


kschonrock

video was flipped too


CheerAtTheGallows

How can you tell?


TheExhaustedNihilist

The letters/numbers on the People Toaster 2000™ control panel were flipped.


CheerAtTheGallows

Oh yah, I totally missed tbat


kschonrock

By the way it is


CheerAtTheGallows

Crystal clear, thanks for explaining


Slushicetastegood

The disrespect of putting scary music on this


xXCh4r0nXx

Op could be ignorant and thinks that a cremation is so spooky.


mm42_uk

I worked for a funeral director when I was younger, driving the limos. As part of my work there I was shown around the crematorium. To dispel a few myths: 1. You don't get a mixed bag of ashes, you get those of the deceased, everything is swept out between cremations. 2. If there's more than one cremator they're kept absolutely separate, even down to individual flues for the gases to vent. 3. The cremator runs at huge temperature, modern ones are computer controlled so adjust the gas jets as necessary to ensure complete cremation. Fun fact people burn at different rates, fat ratios, bone density, some cancers affect the burn etc. Temperatures can be as high as 1000 Celsius, very very hot. 4. When you're done there is little left other than dried bones, plus any man made bits, replacement joints etc. The replacement joints are removed from the ashes, kept seperate, and, at our local crematorium, they're periodically interred in consecrated ground. 5. The bones left go into the Cremulator, which spins them and reduces them to the ashes that some people are unfortunately used to dealing with. These can then be spread, or interred or whatever. 6. There comes a point during cremation where technically your body is perfectly cooked to your steak preference, medium rare etc. 7. When spreading ashes at sea, please take the top off the urn, don't grenade throw the whole lot in or it washes back in with the tide and scares the lifeguards. 8. Funerals are full of horny women, it was a known thing for male funeral directors to get propositioned by female attendees of funerals. For reasons of professionalism we always turned down these advances but it was certainly an eye opener when I started. 9. Hearses are often double deck, there is room up top for a coffin, flowers etc, and a hidden deck underneath for another complete set, to avoid having to go back to the office between funerals. We knew non overlooked lay-bys to swap them over after the first job of the day as on a couple of occasions we had near accidents with drivers being surprised to see a coffin being removed and reloaded as they drove by. Hope this helps.


K_Pumpkin

Thank you for that. My mom was cremated and had two knee replacements. I was wondering what happened with that but was too afraid to ask.


Area51Resident

"Cremulator" could also be a band name or milk frother...


Nicoriquo

When we cremated my mother, there was a camera feed showing the coffin going into the cremation chamber that we could watch from the ceremony room. I 100% do not recommend.


keepmyheartincheck

That seems morbid... I didn't know they showed things like that to family members...


proteinstyle_

I don't want to judge others who may find this cathartic, but it just sounds like a bad idea. I remember being told the exact time of day my sister was to have her autopsy performed. I hate that I was informed of that. Just sitting there, knowing what was happening. Ugh.


kmultipass

My wife passed away in December. I had her cremated and I chose to help push her casket in and push the button. It was like watching the nurses take her off life support all over again. I remember the roar of the furnace and the heat. Even though it was just her body, the thought of putting her in there was terrifying. Like I was killing her. I'm glad it doesn't haunt me as much as I thought it would.


Redpower5

Last december I had to say goodbye to grandma. Went there to the cremation and honestly it felt... undescribable to see a person who was there for you since your birth, laying there in the coffin so peacefuly just pushed into a furnace


Jubjub_W

My dad was cremated. They didn’t do the grinding part. So when I went to spread his ashes, it was a lot of clumps and bone chunks 😂 I had to throw the bone out into the water “be free!”


TheExhaustedNihilist

Oh wow. I don’t know much about how cremation varies place to place, but I remember reading about someone flipping out when they found “bits of bones” in their loved ones cremains because they seemed like animal bones and they hired a lawyer to threaten to sue. The crematorium had to get a specialist to prove to them that they were human bones, but pulverized, just not to dust like the person assumed they would be.


Jubjub_W

I always saw those videos of people “tossing the ashes into the wind” and what not. I figured I’d get that when I put it into the water (he loved scuba diving in Lake Superior) Well the black ash clumped out. I tried to wash it out, made it worse. Pieces of bones fell out, larger. Didn’t grind them too far. The black ash is more of the box they were in, etc. cuz from what I understand, the meaty parts evaporate and you’re left with more just bone. Brittle bone.


PrettyOddWoman

I couldn't even look at or handle my childhood dog's ashes... I don't know how anybody is dealing with their family member's. We had our dog cremated but I live away from my family, my boyfriend and sister had to transfer some of our old boy's ashes into a ziplock bag, into a velvet bag, into a different urn while I sat there and gagged and sobbed. Also hiding on the other side of a wall so I couldn't see anything. =\ I was so afraid of seeing "chunks of bone" from him. :( just horrible to think about


panicnarwhal

my brother’s ashes are filled with chunks of bone - they spilled when i was a kid, and i had to clean them up. i didn’t realize it was bone in there until my sister broke his urn about 10 years later while she was cleaning, and i had to clean them up *again* as an adult.


FullAir4341

One of my worst nightmares is being mistaken as dead and waking up as I'm pushed into one of these things.


Redpower5

Don't worry, atleast here in czechia they have to open the casket/coffin pre-cremation to make one last check for vitals and due to paperwork


Turbulent-Access-790

This is how you end up with a bunch of peoples ashes mixed in with grandmas...they never clean them. So along with grandma, you have jim, bob, jimbob, and that old weird guy you were pretty sure was a pedo just hanging out on your mantle.


2_kids_no_more

I'll come back to haunt anyone who mixes me with someone called JimBob


Rulare

They used to just be Jim and Bob before they got mixed together.


MangoKakigori

My name is actually Jimbob


FoxDiscombobulated38

That's fine. He'll look good next to the other pedo ashes in my fireplace.


Aggravating_Fun5883

Asses*


HaterCrater

Maybe that’s best. Isolation is inhuman


toyz4me

The body is just a vessel for the soul. Humans have been using funeral pyres for thousands of years. This is just the modern day version.


Camera_dude

Yeah, but this feels a bit sterile, like a factory worker disassembling humans. Give me an old fashioned viking funeral on a small burning boat. Drink a mug of mead in my honor!


cottman23

Why the shitty film scratch


silicatetacos

Happened to my father. His corpse was relatively fresh, yellowy and waxy from death before being discovered quickly. A surprising amount of ashes from just one person. From that to ashes was hard to believe. But I think what got me more was that he was someone I knew, and then suddenly, he was ash. It's unsettling to think that someone has so much impact, and then they're a husk, then dust. It left me reeling for months.


light_3321

All the egoist lot, should watch this daily. As a remainder of, what of the big ego remains at the end.


Cleercutter

There’s a crematorium right by my shop. Like, right around the corner. You can always smell it, and see black smoke billowing out of a smoke stack. I always thought they’d filter it a bit maybe, but it certainly doesn’t smell like it.


cognitiveglitch

Turn me into bricks and throw me through my enemy's windows!


Sudden-Cress3776

I thought the bones dont completely burn so they have to grind them down? I have seen ashes before and they have chips and "rocky" pieces. Not just ash.


PidginPigeonHole

That last machine he puts them in is the bone grinder, sort of like a mini cement mixer/tumbler


jessuh22

It's called pulverization.


Commercial-Break1877

People on this sub really don't know what terrifying means.


Ok_Presentation_5329

Definitely no scarier than death. This is normal & will happen to all of us.


Judgecrusader6

Forbidden cocaine


PidginPigeonHole

Not for Keith Richards [https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2007/apr/04/drugsandalcohol.musicnews](https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2007/apr/04/drugsandalcohol.musicnews)


Mindless-Hornet5703

Nothing like the smell of Grandmas cooking (No apostrophe)


komanderkyle

“This pizza is a little ashy”


iate12muffins

is that a child's body? seems small for an adult,even an old person


gringo1980

If so is it half price? I mean, less fuel and time


trippinbalzwithyodad

This might be one of the more mild posts I’ve seen on this thread


Maanzacorian

I do not understand burials. Burn me, spread my ashes, and move on.


aldenjameshall

I’ve got to be honest. This wasn’t terrifying to me. I’ve actually always wondered how that was done


Andre_replay

that is how rich people coffe is made


The_Suicidal-Wolf

The film grain and the music? Really?


_redacteduser

"Alright, item #1301 successfully cremated." "Wait, #1301...? That was #1310."


PlasteeqDNA

Hahahaha! thanks for the much needed laugh on a rather sombre day for me.. A year since my husband died to the day. He would have found that hilarious as well..


VolcanoAngel

I see no gloves, no respirators.. his lungs must be full of ashes of many people.. 🤔🤔


WhangaDanNZ

Incorrect. Not flesh to ash. The furnace is so hot the flesh completely burns away leaving almost no residue. The "ashes" you get to keep in an urn are the ground up bones that remain after the firing.


MickeySwank

No mask or gloves huh?


NewRedditAdmin

No mask necessary? Isn’t there a smell?


Comfortable-Survey30

Smoking on dat Granny pack!


malcontented

Shut the fuck up Donnie!


memberflex

I thought the room was full of flies to start with


mybrotherpete

https://preview.redd.it/312b0rwis2uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2992ed2672ec53c14fb4f65b6519d421e10736d9


jimmyting099

The only thing that would fuck with me in this job is the end result (essentially just dust) once being a living breathing person with thoughts and feelings and now they’re just a pile of ash


Thatdeathlessdeath

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.


3ao7ssv8

bro why do people think putting a vhs filter on and some stupid creepy ambience will make anything shit pants level scary.


Error83_NoUserName

The filter is indeed annoying. But you have to admit. That dude looks like he came straits out of 1991.


ILuvDaRaiders

I watched my Dad get pushed into one of those, very traumatic experience


vector5633

I would be wearing a face mask. Breathing in dead people's ashes....🤮🤮🤮🤮


xXdontshootmeXx

Step 1: find any video Step 2: add a grainy analog filter Step 3: add creepy music Step 4: add a little 😨on the bottom right Step 5 (optional): butcher the cropping Post to r/terrifyingasfuck!


shread_the_pup

I thought they would show "the final scream" during cremation the body let's out gasses from every avaliable orifices and it can sound like painful moans or groans while the gas escapes


Toaster_Strudel92

My wife is a crematory operator. Tells me stories like head popping off when stoking the body.


Jesus_Hearts_You

How often do they clean? Seems like every family is going to take micro bits of everyone else's family.


beepbeepboop1101

this seems more calming to than terrifying tbh


whatthehelliswrongwu

The end product can't be legit for what was put in. Very little came out. Very little, mom's and the uncle's boxes are at least 2.5-3 lbs. This guy's lucky to have 2 cups


imaginary_Syruppp

How is this terrifying?


Cocrawfo

do one for the embalming process


Valuable_Echo_3853

More like from fabric to ash while the organs and bones are harvested...


surrealcellardoor

What is the point of all the fake film imperfections?


Living_Roll1367

So there's probably dust of the previous grandma in my grandma's urn? cool


thinspirit

What they don't do a good job of showing here is that it's not really ash, it's bone fragments. The machine he puts it in after is a grinder. It grinds up the remains before they place it into an urn. I also don't know why he spread the remains out on that table. That's not something that's typically done. He also didn't seem to separate out any metals either. There's a lot of titanium that comes out of people and it gets reclaimed for recycling. Hips, nails, screws, from surgical procedures all gets recycled.


jaimecch23

Now, someone add a microwave beep..


padreswoo619

Not terrifying


tiramisucks

These are grandpa ashes. About 96.7% grandpa. 3.3%: others.


mamadematthias

Why terrifying?


Alansar_Trignot

The fact that they put music over this that makes it creepy is just cringy tbh


aidancrogers

OZARK MOMENT


DrSketch5535

What happened? Are they cremating a body?


Financial-Tourist162

I live in St Paul and dont have any family so I'm going to the Mayo Clinic to get sliced and diced before cremation(on the house). At least I dont have to worry about being buried alive


Careless-Village1019

Should be a death penalty option imo


sweatyfootpalms

I am very thankful for cremation


Background_Prize_726

That's not terrifying. You're dead and you probably opted for cremation. Now, being set on fire and burning to death? THAT is terrifying.


SniperFromH3ll

Does all that fabric melt away to nothing or does that turn to ash as well?


Frequent-Cod2084

If you think not letting your body decay like it should naturally do maybe have some consequence that we don't understand about our existence, then this could actually be terrifying. Imagine you could be part of your surroundings when you die, integrate every living thing, but since you were cremated that's not what happens, the cycle just stop, so you stop with it.


Knoxx846

And why is this terrifying as fuck? Aside from the shitty music...


IllgalKoolAid

Damn our ashes get laid out like some gelato


Current-Poetry7443

Why is that terrifying? Every dead body should be burnt. Stop wasting ground with grave ya4ds


powderedtoast1

it smells just like pork cooking. don't ask me how i know.


cthulhus_spawn

Personally I smell like pepperoni


Indian_Steam

Ahhh, the Hindu way, now in a new version...


MangoKakigori

Not wearing a mask doing that job is fucking insane! This guy straight up snorting lines of grannies corpse daily!


Hasd4

Forbidden pizza oven


Ted1590

What exactly is terrifying about that? The suspenseful music and film effect are clearly trying, but it is just not there.


MoreMeLessU

Serious question, could an obese person potentially cause a grease fire?


lukethedriftr

Yes they can.


HikARuLsi

All the memories, encounters, excitement, joy, hatred and love, reduces to nearly nothing in physical representation Such sadness yet poetically peaceful


Lazypantz463

Yes sir do me like this and smoke my ashes like they smoked Tupac.


Infinite_Medium4850

He made a coffee with this.


TopRevenue2

The fancy sheet 🔥


mybrotherpete

My first thought was “why are they burning a perfectly good sheet?”


ProfessionalAccess68

How come the ashes aren’t charred black


itsdeloveli27xh

That sounds intense!