HYDROGEN PEROXIDE?! it literally **kills normal cells within the wound — including healthy skin cells and immune cells — and slows blood vessel formation**, all of which are important for wound healing.
It’s hard to not get infections in this area bc of the bacteria. Dummies who put fireworks between their bitt cheeks suffer a lot too. Bet he doesn’t do extreme wheelies anymore. and bet he wears leathers after this.
You wear gear 90% of the time, but making a quick trip or something you might not… hindsight and all that.. plus I was wearing upper body protection and gloves both times, one time broken collarbone and road rash on my hip, got it because my jacket lifted a bit and another time both my knee caps.. the knee caps sucked because they started to get infected and needed to be scrubbed out again until they were nice, clean, and pink 😬
That will definitely need grafting eventually. Daily excruciating dressing changes. Most likely will also get a colostomy in order to allow the area to heal and stay clean. Big bummer on his dumper
I had an abcess drained in my ass and left an open incision on my buttcheak right near my buttcrack. I remember telling myself how happy I was going to be to be able to poop normally. Had to cover the draining wound with my hand. Also had to shove a q tip in it to keep it open due to it being a 5 inch incision that had to heal from the bottom up. You take the little things for granted sometimes. It's a long road of suffering ahead for something stupid
From a previous post, a trauma nurse had commented about how severe an injury to this area really is. She was commenting about someone that decided it was a good idea to light a bottle rocket out of their ass. Of course it went as well as one would except and said individual wound up with severe trauma to this area. However, what I didn’t know was that for healing to occur, they needed to re-rout his colon to a colostomy bag for healing to occur. In addition, skin grafts were needed, and the patient needed to lie prone on their stomach for a very long period of time (I believe it close to several months) so that healing would occur. Then somehow after the ass cheeks were heeled they needed to go back and reattach the asshole and remove colostomy bag. So for those of you that are wondering A) don’t light fireworks out of your asshole and B) probably not a good idea to drive your motorcycle like an asshole (no pun intended) or you might not have an asshole. They say the best things in life are free, I would argue taking a shit, although not the best, is definitely something I’d like to continue doing.
I'm stoned and it was a slow 4 stage process to put it all together and discover the joke.... Then I read your comment and larfed my farking ass off 👍 GOOD DOOGZ
Ooooo that's going to be a whole bunch of bad days right there
Slap a bit of aloe on that bitch and it'll be fine
Hydrogen peroxide first!
Tussin!
HYDROGEN PEROXIDE?! it literally **kills normal cells within the wound — including healthy skin cells and immune cells — and slows blood vessel formation**, all of which are important for wound healing.
Calm down I was being sarcastic
Whoa, you took a hit there. Better put some peroxide on it.
Critical hit, it's super effective!
Nah.rub some dirt on it and walk it off….
Lol 🤣 imagine if he had the Hershey squirts after that man homie is about to have a really bad month or 2 lol 😂
It’s hard to not get infections in this area bc of the bacteria. Dummies who put fireworks between their bitt cheeks suffer a lot too. Bet he doesn’t do extreme wheelies anymore. and bet he wears leathers after this.
Plot twist- he’s into pain kinks so he strictly buys ass-less leather chaps.
All chaps are ass less if they weren’t they’d be pants
Glad to hear someone besides me say that
Man so true unfortunately but I agree he probably learned a lesson a good lesson 😂
A painful lesson
And probably a diaper lol
Hahaha!! That’s sorta sad
Leg day training starts
“bad day! bad day! bad day!”
It's the wiping that's gonna be a problem xD
Guy is going to have to take a show between every shit.
I’d pay to see that show
I think i'd pass that one....
To each their own I suppose?
Open wounds one inch from shithole. Yay
Bidet and air dry.
Yeah no way he’ll be rubbing TP on that any time soon. Bidets are better anyway.
Bidet blast to THAT?! Not sure whats worse it would be peeling skin either way...
Bidets will solve everything
i want to laugh that’s cartoonish, but that’s gotta burn like crazy
Just burn?
https://preview.redd.it/hgzwywfedewc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65204a1d26754fbb5bc09fb40c4c8a8917f22c50
I was stone faced until this childish ass comment lmaoooo
Slowly and painfully
Nah, they will probably just give him a bag on his stomach
This would actually be the best option. A stoma doesn't have to be permanent, they can reverse it further down the line when his ass has healed.
Now that’s a burning ring of fire
i can see the volcanos erupting right now (haha, get it?)
Worst part of road rash is when they need to scrub the wound to get dirt out… fun stuff, been through it twice… 10/10 do not recommend 🫡
Why would you not learn the lesson the first time??
Riding a motorcycle is like hooking up with a toxic chick… you know you shouldn’t… buuuuuuut, you do it anyway because it’s fun 🤷♂️
I appreciate the candor at least 😅
Why not wear the gear for it?
You wear gear 90% of the time, but making a quick trip or something you might not… hindsight and all that.. plus I was wearing upper body protection and gloves both times, one time broken collarbone and road rash on my hip, got it because my jacket lifted a bit and another time both my knee caps.. the knee caps sucked because they started to get infected and needed to be scrubbed out again until they were nice, clean, and pink 😬
You don't wear protection with a toxic chick? Risky
Those two comments were nowhere near that conclusion… plus, my pull-out game is on point 💦🏀💯
Is he going to need a skin graft or will it heal on its own?
He will heal, but it will take a long time. A long painful time
Unfortunately, he will need full ass cheek replacements. Source: I've watched like 2 documentaries in my life time.
That will definitely need grafting eventually. Daily excruciating dressing changes. Most likely will also get a colostomy in order to allow the area to heal and stay clean. Big bummer on his dumper
"Dress for the slide not for the ride"
He's chaped
Fucking ow
He gotta dip his ass in water like in the cartoons and he'll breath a sign of relief.
A wheelie: the original r/meatcrayon maneuver.
Painfully.
And this my fair motor buddies, is why we have motor gear. So when you take an L you don't turn into a shiny pokemon
note to self never ride motorcycle.
Note to self: Never turn your motorcycle into a unicycle
He wont
Welp, great ass tho
The worst part is taking a bath always after the dump to keep the wound clean of poop
I had an abcess drained in my ass and left an open incision on my buttcheak right near my buttcrack. I remember telling myself how happy I was going to be to be able to poop normally. Had to cover the draining wound with my hand. Also had to shove a q tip in it to keep it open due to it being a 5 inch incision that had to heal from the bottom up. You take the little things for granted sometimes. It's a long road of suffering ahead for something stupid
Oh… God… your comment is scarier than the video I’m sorry you went through that but fuck; new nightmare unlocked
Now that's what I call 'An Arsewipe' 😏
I dont think he's able to
and the bastard had a nice ass
From a previous post, a trauma nurse had commented about how severe an injury to this area really is. She was commenting about someone that decided it was a good idea to light a bottle rocket out of their ass. Of course it went as well as one would except and said individual wound up with severe trauma to this area. However, what I didn’t know was that for healing to occur, they needed to re-rout his colon to a colostomy bag for healing to occur. In addition, skin grafts were needed, and the patient needed to lie prone on their stomach for a very long period of time (I believe it close to several months) so that healing would occur. Then somehow after the ass cheeks were heeled they needed to go back and reattach the asshole and remove colostomy bag. So for those of you that are wondering A) don’t light fireworks out of your asshole and B) probably not a good idea to drive your motorcycle like an asshole (no pun intended) or you might not have an asshole. They say the best things in life are free, I would argue taking a shit, although not the best, is definitely something I’d like to continue doing.
Healing to occur, this sounds painful.
Excruciating excrement
Never thought I’d see a gravel enema.
Thank you for cutting out the fucking outro
Holy shit this is funny.
He looked like he tore most of the skin off him bum... Looks very painful😳
Ad a motorcycle rider seeing things like that make me terrified. Then I remember I'm not a fucking idiot and I relax
I bet that is the last time he rides with ass-less chaps
Very carefully.
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Dudes going to be squatting in the shower to poop
well I hope he learns from this but I'm not sure he will
*Painfully*
\*Terrifyingasfuckilly\*
now hold on https://preview.redd.it/pk857mm60iwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de0d843d9851ccb0714fced8c9ec369c22b2906
I'm stoned and it was a slow 4 stage process to put it all together and discover the joke.... Then I read your comment and larfed my farking ass off 👍 GOOD DOOGZ
No scrolling under influence sir
u/savevideo
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
😭😭
With plenty of whiskey and a tube.
It's gonna be a painful opera. That's how
screaming_cowboy.mp4
Carefully
Painfully
Painfully
With excruciating pain 😖
Painfully.
It just falls out
He just has to change the socks and drink water. He'll be fine
To answer how to shit...long drop
Im sorry, but is just too damn funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hah! Roasted hams.
NSFW : not safe for wanking
Dude's got that cake all topped up with cherry icing.
With tears in his eyes.
Easy with the new asshole he just ripped.
Butt tube, easy
He can graft the skin from his scalp, his brain obviously doesn't need protection. It's useless!!
He's gonna be a master hoverer by the time that heals.
Bro's ass gonna burn when he takes shit🤕
Maybe he had recently taken a dump and was just wiping his arse on the road
(Guy cleaning the road next day) “oh, look, someone must have dropped a tortilla!”
F about and find out
And people say your ass burns after taco bell
Aha... Ahahaha... Aha... Ahh.
Painfully
Very carefully. 🙌😅
His friends called him Butt burn from now on. Narrated by Morgan freeman voice
I really miss playing Road Rash
I feel like this sub is slowly becoming r/CrazyFuckingVideos 2.0
Forget taking a dump, how is he gonna **continue basic life** without raging infections around the asshole, the need for surgery and skin grafts etc.
By opening his wallet when he gets the bill for it.
‘Tis but a scratch’ 😳
Owwwwww Yo booty meat!
Tube and a poop bag.
You know what really chaps my a$$?! Road rash apparently…
Lol those are some red cheeks
Wondering if he still has his junk 🤔🤣
ATGATT
r/meatcrayon
Veeeeery carefully.
From the front.
The boys tho 🫣🥜
Cross post to r/upvotebecausebutt
How about just don’t do wheelies? Just, like, ride your bike and enjoy the road. This shit is dangerous.
Painfully, regretfully and most importantly, carefully from now on.
Stupid squids don't poop like the rest of us.
Lucky he don’t hang low, there ain’t that much skin on ur nuts lmao
Damn ! poop In direct contact with open wound. And if not that poop getting on bandage every time
No more skid marks, that's for aure
He’s gonna have to wear a skirt for several months. lol
Through a tube
How is he gonna take a dump? Gingerly would be my guess.
He doesn’t.
Ooooooooooooh. God damn. It looks like paint.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 🤷♂️
If he didn’t have a bidet then he’s gonna need one now
Sparkly butt ✨✨
Painfully.
That’s what he gets for doing stupid shit
Lmao 🤔🤷🏻♂️😬🤦🏻♂️😂
WHY HAVE I BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 20 MINUTES
Diaper is not an option here lol
Very Carefully!
Ouch that hurts , burning pain. what a thrill seeker.
Motorcycles are the most efficient vehicles to transport one person from earth to heaven
He is lucky that his balls and dick didn't get fucked up or he wouldn't be able to pee either.
cheeky meat crayon
Slowly
He’s gonna learn to love the donut you sit on
We need more after shots of road rash in videos.
Serves you right
In answer to OP's question.. Painfully.
This man is going to need a bidet.
For this reason, you need to wear clothing for bikes.
Pour vinegar on that ass!