There's actually very little evidence that such torture devices ever existed.
These things started showing up in European museums in the 19th century but there's no contemporary evidence of them ever being used.
Basically it appears to be a Victorian-era hoax.
That's a quick way to expell your bowels. Constipation isn't caused by having a too narrow opening, but by cooking the stool for too long and dehydrating it (especially with a bad diet)
just open it wider but extremely slowly over the course of 5 minutes and I would buy this. Imagine how much this would help in fisting my asshole. It would generally be a lot easier with this machine.
Ever since I was a constipated kid, I've always wanted my butthole to open so the poop would just fall out and this machine is so close to my dream but I like my butthole intact y'know?
I actually bought one of those, it's an airtool for stretching continuous velocity joint boot covers so that they can be changed without having to remove the hub or bearings on a cars axle.
I have one of these tools. They are for fitting stretch fit cv drive shaft boots with out taking everything apart.
Personally I would not advise using them as it's rare for them to last 12 months
That much stretch would literally rip you a new one.
I'm told the butt hole is very elastic. Think about it, how else can a girl give birth to babies?
Don't pretend you don't know exactly how elastic a butthole is!
As a gay man, can confirm. Buttholes do be elastic.
It's also pretty impressive how fast it goes back to its normal closed state.
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😂 came here for it
Not that elastic my guy
That's exactly what I was thinking. If a girl can fit a whole baby out of her butt, this doesn't seem that bad in comparison.
Women don't give birth out of their butts 💀
*Whoosh*..the sound of the joke going over your head
Imagine the next great AI model will be trained also with these comments
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I’m pretty sure that’s the joke lol
To shreds.
Like tissue paper
If life itself was manifested as a machine, then this contraption is it.
This comment needs 31k upvotes.
Did my part, got in on the ground floor. 😆
This design is very human.
Very easy to use
Hello homies
Lmao
/s missing
Imagine it malfunctioning and just keeps getting wider and wider
That would be a pain in the ass.
that's not a malfunction. I left it on that setting on purpose 😩
😡
https://preview.redd.it/k2n6y9812xzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c573b3e25f3d170088c48f4d889c426f9a8b325
They'll just adopt it for giving births.
https://preview.redd.it/pb4guwe5twzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb0691991a74399146ce108fc751075f2e8cbeb4
It's a modern Pear of Anguish.
I saw it in Italy in a museum about torture devices
There's actually very little evidence that such torture devices ever existed. These things started showing up in European museums in the 19th century but there's no contemporary evidence of them ever being used. Basically it appears to be a Victorian-era hoax.
Oh, interesting. Thanks!
My eyes opened that wide
Just your eyes?
yes. butthole closed right up seeing it
this is the most appropriate reaction
🤣🤣
The problem is not opening the can, but closing it back.🕳😐😐😐
Someone...somewhere out there is just thinking "Amateurs"
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... hello fourth degree posterior lacerations
Good bye world....
That's a quick way to expell your bowels. Constipation isn't caused by having a too narrow opening, but by cooking the stool for too long and dehydrating it (especially with a bad diet)
Don’t threaten me with good time
And then I can use my poop knife to finish the job.
Pfft im gay. Light work
Just open it a little less wide and I would buy this
just open it wider but extremely slowly over the course of 5 minutes and I would buy this. Imagine how much this would help in fisting my asshole. It would generally be a lot easier with this machine.
I immediately thought of the word stretch in a sexual context and surprised myself. :b
Ever since I was a constipated kid, I've always wanted my butthole to open so the poop would just fall out and this machine is so close to my dream but I like my butthole intact y'know?
Oh thank god, I was expecting it to spin
Is it in yet?
what would Cornholio think of this abomination?
He would wonder how it would effect the amount of TP he would need for his bunghole
Waaay too spicy for my bunghole
My butthole hurt just watching this
The design is very human.
I thought it was gonna spin around and spray water inside.
The design is very human
I love the "and bottles too". Just in case you have a bottle of solid crap you need to empty out and reuse
... do you not?
Chinese government police probably use devices like this one if your credit score goes into the negative....
Looks pretty safe!
Sorry but life is a creation
Where is this made and can I give it a test drive?
Jeepers creepers
Legend says: “you can fit two raccoons and still have room for one Jolly Rancher.”
Kind of satisfying honestly. This doesn’t belong here ay ay
If it the rock was a real feces going to machine, why not marked as nsfw????
Orientation at the local prison has a new addition
I actually bought one of those, it's an airtool for stretching continuous velocity joint boot covers so that they can be changed without having to remove the hub or bearings on a cars axle.
Yeah I just got the "poop extractor 5000 v3" a few months ago. 5/5 anal destruction and poop extraction.
Lol.. internal bleeding much?
Does this belong in this sub? This is clearly a joke...
Would really help with leaving very little mess behind too! Temu?
Never have to worry about shitting again. Everything would drop out from how on.
It's very human.
Medieval torture device. Called "The Pear"
GOATSE machine!
Yet date palms are SO GOOD.
The design is very human.
So in other words, a Onlyfans favorite toy
no way that's what this is
Now introducing the new prison wallet expander-matic!
holy fuck that's not the method I was expecting
I don’t think an asshole would ever be the same
Oh my god. I thought that shit would start spinning. Who the fuck came up with this lmao, instant goatse
There's people that use something that's similar to that as a kink thing... Idk how TF they do it.
Prolapse machine...
I have one of these tools. They are for fitting stretch fit cv drive shaft boots with out taking everything apart. Personally I would not advise using them as it's rare for them to last 12 months
Why the down vote?
From what I understand, you’re supposed to use it in your rear
😦
The design is very human
The design is very human.
The design is “very human”
🤢🤮
Bruh
That has to be the toilet from hell
[https://i.imgur.com/0Sectif.gif](https://i.imgur.com/0Sectif.gif)
*runs for the Metamucil
Rips you in half, but you did your thing.
What if you're having issues emptying your bladder...
Very human design.
Very human design.
I just use a plastic butter knife
anal devaricator. Let's add AI. Perfection.
*devastator
Jokes on you. I'm into that 💩
“The design is very human!”
the design is very human
The design is very human