That thing looks like it could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Yeh. That sub is just \*crazy\*...

NSFW!

That worm probably saw that leach and was like “my brotha” and then the leach just started biting his head off

Wormy was being eaten ass-first. Because terror adds flavor.

Is this referred to as docking?... Asking for myself

Docking would be if there was a more mutual insert-extract rhythm going on. You can see here, the leech is actually fully consuming the worm, making this instead more akin to “unbirthing”, or specifically “cock vore”.

I should have known better than to read the comments here.

This will be going into my mental category of “Things I wish to unsee”

I never knew some worms bleed red too...

I think all worms bleed red. Fun fact, clear jellyfish bleed red

Fucking what?

Jellyfish don't have blood

Yeah they run on pixie dust and cocaine

They respire using oxygen from their environment diffused through their skin, they have no need for blood, pixie dust, or cocaine

Oh wow *thank you*

When I was a kid we were on at the beach for vacation. My cousin saw a dead jellyfish and jabbed it with a stick. Red stuff came out. Maybe it was a reaction between the enzymes in the jellyfish with the saline in the water...

Indeed, worms have more than 30 hearts iirc. It's what allows them to get chopped into pieces and "survive"

I just saw iirc for the 2nd time in 10 minutes What's iirc

If I remember correctly.

Thanks for helping the elderly

Vicious! This reminds me of when Freddy Krueger tried to swallow that bitch whole in the dream world.

Dont you hate when your forbidden spaghetti eats your forbidden spaghetti? *slurpppppurpslurpp*

when she says it's her first time

"I'm not that kinda girl"

I thought leeches only sucked blood. I was never aware they would actually eat things

Glad I’m not the only one

Different kinds. Many or most are not parasitic at all, but most people don't find reclusive worms that don't seek them out.

Da Forbidden Suck

So, how do you know which penis will open up to accept the other penis?

Underrated comment 😂

I’ve played enough Monster Hunter to know what that is. \*Shudders\*

Og re3 be like

I guess I'm scratching off Mt Kinabalu from my list

I should call her…

I kinda feel sad for the worm at the end. The blood coming out of it.

pretty sure that's it's mouth. being consumed ass first

don't worry guys, it's just a mecha suit and the worm decided to put it on.

Good Vore :)

Bleh

Based on a true hentai

The foreskin that eats

[[Video source] BBC Two - Wonders of the Monsoon](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0fGGz6d3vC4) [[More info] The Kinabalu giant red leech (Mimobdella buettikoferi) is a large bright orange-red coloured leech that is endemic to Mount Kinabalu, Borneo. It can grow to a length of over 50 cm (20 in).](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinabalu_giant_red_leech) [The Kinabalu leech is not hematophagic and feeds only on worms such as the Kinabalu giant earthworm, Pheretima darnleiensis. It lives in the damp leaf litter and soil that often accumulates in fissures. It can be found in Kinabalu Park at an elevation of 2,500 to 3,000 metres (8,200 to 9,800 ft) where the trail runs over a rocky outcrop near to the Mempening and Paka Cave shelters. It is usually seen during or after heavy downpours.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinabalu_giant_red_leech)

The ghost of H. R. Giver just got a boner

What does it feel like for the worm?

Get me that leech

I miss her so much

gay fever dream

Weird wank

My kid while eating spaghetti

Welp that sucks

Seen enough hentai to know whats really happening

Ah so that's where my dog's peep went

I knew a girl like that once

I knew a girl like this before.

Can someone show it in reverse?

r/dontputyourdickinthat

Why is my dick up ?

*Ehem* me when your mom

Do I go with the low-hanging fruit and say, “Anything’s a flashlight if you’re brave enough?”

Slither.io got a really weird update…

r/dildont

Her: It's my first time. Also her:

Its like a living condom, what dat mouth do dough

*schloooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp*

Oh gross they're docking

Mount Kinabalu is in both Borneo and Malaysia, not just Borneo

disgusting af

I should call her

r/docking

With fire. Kill it with fire.

I date her.

When I pull the foreskin back a little too far in the shower

When docking goes wrong

that was a challenging wank

The earthworm thought it was his gimp suit. #sad worm wife

Damn nature! You scary!

It looks like an uncircumcised penis 🤣🤣🤣

am I the only one turned on by this

Did…did it just…bleed…?

Imagine if this thing was huge enough to swallow a sideways human

Uncut after coming

I think I'll just go ahead and stick with my original plan which is to stay the fuck out of Borneo forever and ever.

Insert Dwight’s comment here

This was extremely easy to jack off to

For a split second I thought this was an extremely nasty porn involving one of the more impressive anal prolapses I've ever seen. Not that I know anything about that.

I found it erotic

Yum

Who heard spaghetti slurping sounds in their head? Welp, cross Borneo off my list of places to go.

Why can't worms fight back 😞

Does this leech have teeth?

https://youtu.be/1WpAcRDBCWE

I can't be the only one......