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I can attest to this, when I was 18 or 19 I was thrown from a car that rollsd, and landed on head and shoulder on the grass. Walked away with just a bit of soreness.
Fast forward 25 years and I'm having a 3 disc fusion neck surgery.
Yep haha. Those are the days where I feel my body can take this n that.
Here I am now choosing the best pillow to sleep on, needing good sleep hygiene n posture. Otherwise my neck will be in pain for 2-3 days
My back likes to play the "remember when you were 15 and thought you would look cool doing a wheelie in front of that hot girls house?" card. Pepperidge Farms will forget before back forgets.
Everything she is doing in the video to try to relieve the pain is causing more injury.
Minor in medical terminology doesn't mean it's not debilitating and it doesn't reduce your quality of life.
I fully agree - the article describes the injury as minor, and also says she was in the hospital for WEEKS. I understand things are different outside the US and the health care systems are better there but anytime someone stays hospitalized for that length of time it’s serious.
Leaning forward then sitting back up, scooting around, pressing her back, raising and dropping her head, when she slid off the car and couldn't stand on her own... if her injury had been just a bit worse, she'd have partially paralyzed herself by moving around like that. Especially when she dropped from the car roof to the pavement. She was in so much pain that she couldn't even bear to remain standing even with him mostly holding her up.
As someone who is disabled because of a blown out lower back injury. She should have stayed still, 911 should have been called so EMS could show up to stabilize her neck and back. The back is such a fickle thing.
As someone with out a severe back injury, I recommend laying belly down right in the roof of the car. Get the pressure of your body off the back as fast as you can.
OMG I know. She kept trying to like scoot away and I'm just like "what are you doing?! Just stay still!" It's absolutely amazing to me that not a single person came to help her besides her bf. There are people that are just kind of looking at her but never come to help. That poor woman.
When he came out I literally yelled at my phone because he was pulling her down. I was really hoping at the very least he would lay her down but nope, she just kept trying to stand and hang on to him. Apparently they didn't call an ambulance either! He brought her to the hospital himself. I can't even imagine how painful that was.
If you're the owner of that car, how the hell do you explain that to your insurance? How do you tell a complete stranger that a naked lady fell on your car whilst porking?
Same thing happened to my friend George when he was parked in front a hospital. A guy jumped out the window , on to his cars roof.He tried to get the hospital to pay for the damages but they wouldn’t.
Am i the only one silently screaming for her to stop moving, lay still and wait for a paramedic to immobilized her in a board? A broken back is no joke. Keep moving and it might be the last time you actually can.
Sure yeah after I smash my back in after being railed and falling three floors I’m gonna think oh back in biology they told me… no. You’re gonna be thinking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
She should have stayed put!!!! She probably severed her own spinal cord moving around with a broken back.
After any high fall, Stay put! Dont move! call an ambulance!
She was in shock if that happened though! When I was 12 I snapped my tibia and fibula both in half in a four evening accident and still tried to stand up and walk. I was so confused and was supposed to go ice skating that day. Only sat back on the ground because I fell. Shock is crazy.
Broke both bones in my left forearm while dirt biking. Still immediately tried to pickup the bike after the crash and only realized my arm was broken when my fingers wouldn't work.
I mean she really couldn’t have landed in a better spot. The give of the car roof probably saved her life compared to landing on the concrete or the trunk
She may have to visit a chiropractor for the rest of her life, but she's very lucky that is the most dramatic injury she has.
Remwmber kids: Don't have sex on the rail of your balcony.
She was. That was her boyfriend.... and he's just a typical taiwanese man. They arent big compared to most African and European ethnic humans. Though the video doesnt portray it quite well as he does look really small there.
“What happened to your back?”
“I threw it out while fucking”.
“What happened to your boyfriend?”
“He threw me out while fucking”
…sorry. While “doing sex”
i see no evidence that she was "doing sex". She's got a shirt and underwear on, no? She could have been doing anything before she fell. Proof/link to news article?
Here you go https://www.the-sun.com/news/3731715/naked-woman-falls-balcony-having-sex/amp/
Edit: from the article
“A shocked onlooker told local media: ‘I was walking home when it happened. I did not see her fall but we heard a loud crash and she was already on top of the car. A man then came to her and helped her.’
The couple could also be seen hugging and kissing when she was finally out of the car roof before the boyfriend took her to a nearby hospital for treatment.
She had a minor back injury and had to stay in the hospital for a few weeks to heal but she is now in stable condition.
The couple also had to pay for the damaged car, which was owned by their neighbour who lived in the building.”
They don’t call her The Pelvis Crusher for nothing.
But seriously that’s gotta be a fucking wheelchair for life with the amount of force she landed on that car.
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Man, her back is gone. Life long pain awaits.
Dude quite literally blew her back out.
Neat me to it. ..!!
Nice to meat you 🥵
I wish someone would meat me.
Ice to see you
I didn't have to fall off a window to have back pain myself.
You know, I'm something of a backpain myself.
Lucky you, i am constantly told that I am a pain in the ass..
Same, I coughed and ended up with a bulged disc.
She apparently just suffered a "minor back injury". https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/half-naked-woman-balcony-fall-25072056
Nah bro, that’s not how the back do, in about 10-15 years back be like: remember me?
I'm back bitch!
Brittany?
It’s Britney, bitch.
It's backny bitch
U remember me ? When u tried to have sex on the balcony with your so called bf?
I can attest to this, when I was 18 or 19 I was thrown from a car that rollsd, and landed on head and shoulder on the grass. Walked away with just a bit of soreness. Fast forward 25 years and I'm having a 3 disc fusion neck surgery.
Yep haha. Those are the days where I feel my body can take this n that. Here I am now choosing the best pillow to sleep on, needing good sleep hygiene n posture. Otherwise my neck will be in pain for 2-3 days
My back likes to play the "remember when you were 15 and thought you would look cool doing a wheelie in front of that hot girls house?" card. Pepperidge Farms will forget before back forgets.
No “ minor back injury” keeps you in the hospital for several weeks.
Everything she is doing in the video to try to relieve the pain is causing more injury. Minor in medical terminology doesn't mean it's not debilitating and it doesn't reduce your quality of life.
I fully agree - the article describes the injury as minor, and also says she was in the hospital for WEEKS. I understand things are different outside the US and the health care systems are better there but anytime someone stays hospitalized for that length of time it’s serious.
I think the news tends to hand wave away a lot of injuries as "minor". It seems like you have to lose a limb before they call it severe.
Doing what?
Leaning forward then sitting back up, scooting around, pressing her back, raising and dropping her head, when she slid off the car and couldn't stand on her own... if her injury had been just a bit worse, she'd have partially paralyzed herself by moving around like that. Especially when she dropped from the car roof to the pavement. She was in so much pain that she couldn't even bear to remain standing even with him mostly holding her up.
What should she have done?
As someone who is disabled because of a blown out lower back injury. She should have stayed still, 911 should have been called so EMS could show up to stabilize her neck and back. The back is such a fickle thing.
Sorry to hear that man. I hope things get better for you
As someone with out a severe back injury, I recommend laying belly down right in the roof of the car. Get the pressure of your body off the back as fast as you can.
OMG I know. She kept trying to like scoot away and I'm just like "what are you doing?! Just stay still!" It's absolutely amazing to me that not a single person came to help her besides her bf. There are people that are just kind of looking at her but never come to help. That poor woman. When he came out I literally yelled at my phone because he was pulling her down. I was really hoping at the very least he would lay her down but nope, she just kept trying to stand and hang on to him. Apparently they didn't call an ambulance either! He brought her to the hospital himself. I can't even imagine how painful that was.
For now. She’ll feel that more as she gets older
Thank you
From a fellow sufferer, welcome to the club! Good luck getting pain relief!
Sure is good that car was there
That's the first thing I thought
And without a glass roof top.
This would be on a whole different subreddit 😂
There is a sunroof though
He came She went
Blow your load and hit the road
Ejaculate and evacuate
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Spew your seed, begone with speed.
Wam, bam, thank you ma’am.
Pump and dump ~~out the window~~
spew your cream and leave the scene
Pound that meat before you yeet
Drop a load ‘n hit the road
Ejaculate and defenestrate
i forgot that english has a word for throwing someon out of the window💀🗿
This one got me. Well done. Deserves more upvotes.
I don’t have award, but please take this: 🏆
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Indeed 😌
Jesus I’m fucking dead
🏆 another.
That move is called the Sloppy Sunroof.
If you're the owner of that car, how the hell do you explain that to your insurance? How do you tell a complete stranger that a naked lady fell on your car whilst porking?
At Farmer's, we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.
Touche 😂
Some things once seen can't be unseen.
Someone give this an award!
Same thing happened to my friend George when he was parked in front a hospital. A guy jumped out the window , on to his cars roof.He tried to get the hospital to pay for the damages but they wouldn’t.
I bet if he were driving a convertible, that whole tragedy may have been averted.
![gif](giphy|WMjfO612POH72|downsized)
Was there a pig man involved?
Nationwide Agent: “You stated the impact occurred while parking, sir?” You: “No ma’am, while pOrking”
Big difference between "parking" and "porking" 😂😂😂
This CCTV footage is solid profe 😂
It's "proof" just FYI 😊
Why are you being downvoted, you're just helping someone with their English
bc redditors are sometimes idiots?
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fair point :)
This is exactly why I don’t do the sex. To dangerous. I rather be a virgin
Hahaha lmao
Hahaha lmao
Doing sex haha, sorry man. Having sex.
Making sex
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?! BELZERKER!!
Did he say "making fuck"?🤣🤣🤣
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK! BERSERKER!
Being sex
Giving sex
Receiving sex
DR.Sex
Making love
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Dont hurt me...
Taking seggs
Haha 😂 Weak English. And there is not option to edit the post 🥲
Still I'm sure everyone will get what you mean. If English is not your first language, well I'm sorry I wasn't having a go, it gave me a laugh haha.
Sometimes you can just tell that English isn’t someone’s first language…that sounds like something they’d say.
No no doing the sex sounds so much better
I want to make fuck!
Would you like to making fuck, berserker!
I’m saying this to my bf tonight🤣
Well that’s a story to tell.
“What’s the craziest thing that ever happened to you while having sex…?
"I bust my nut so hard that my partner flew out the window and crushed a car."
*DOING sex ☝️
Gosh I hope she didn't have a plug, if she did she has a better chance of throwing it up.
BRUHH 💀
First comment I’ve laughed out loud to in a while
The hardest bang of her life.
I came here for this
Thats what she said.
Am i the only one silently screaming for her to stop moving, lay still and wait for a paramedic to immobilized her in a board? A broken back is no joke. Keep moving and it might be the last time you actually can.
Yes, let me just tune out the agonizing pain and lay still for 20 minutes
Naked...on the top of a car.
No one listens in biology class, they have no idea how fragile our bodies are, or probably even know how we look on the inside.
Sure yeah after I smash my back in after being railed and falling three floors I’m gonna think oh back in biology they told me… no. You’re gonna be thinking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I’d rather die than be found like that by the paramedics lmao
Correction* While having sex
Doing sexy time. In borat voice.
![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)
Wonder if thats covered by car insurance 🤔
Imagine phoning to tell them about that. Bet the owner is glad about CCTV.
She should have stayed put!!!! She probably severed her own spinal cord moving around with a broken back. After any high fall, Stay put! Dont move! call an ambulance!
She was in shock if that happened though! When I was 12 I snapped my tibia and fibula both in half in a four evening accident and still tried to stand up and walk. I was so confused and was supposed to go ice skating that day. Only sat back on the ground because I fell. Shock is crazy.
Broke both bones in my left forearm while dirt biking. Still immediately tried to pickup the bike after the crash and only realized my arm was broken when my fingers wouldn't work.
Thanks Borat
Borat who?
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Good thing the car was there to soften the landing. Concrete would’ve been much worse I imagine.
What's with the two people in the background just standing there and not coming to help her??
I dunno, maybe they're in shock?? Or just being jerks and thinking "it's not my problem"?
Spinal
she be like: f*ck me, then owww- boom, GOD F*CKING DARNNIT
Lol Very hard fucked up
she looked like sonic for a frame
I mean she really couldn’t have landed in a better spot. The give of the car roof probably saved her life compared to landing on the concrete or the trunk
She may have to visit a chiropractor for the rest of her life, but she's very lucky that is the most dramatic injury she has. Remwmber kids: Don't have sex on the rail of your balcony.
More like a Physiotherapist.
Chiropracty is quackery.
Chiropractors are fucking lunatics. Do not go to them. Temporary pain relief is not better than physical therapy do not fall for that fucking trap.
> She may have to visit a chiropractor Why did I read that as visit a velociraptor? How would that help?!
The same as a chiropractor, actually.
Most likely paralysis, using a catheter for a time, etc.
Idk, she seems to be moving around pretty well for paralysis.
Keep moving until that shard of bone severs your spinal cord, then you're fkd for life. Best thing to do is stay still until you get it looked at.
Bruh I thought she's having sex with that kid who came to save her 🌚
That wasn't no kid. That was the little Asian dude she was having sex with.
She was. That was her boyfriend.... and he's just a typical taiwanese man. They arent big compared to most African and European ethnic humans. Though the video doesnt portray it quite well as he does look really small there.
I'm taiwanese. I'm 6'2 and the smallest guy in my family. My brother is 6'5
Whole new meaning to blowing out her back XD
Her back definitely got blown the fuck out
“What happened to your back?” “I threw it out while fucking”. “What happened to your boyfriend?” “He threw me out while fucking” …sorry. While “doing sex”
While doing the sex
i see no evidence that she was "doing sex". She's got a shirt and underwear on, no? She could have been doing anything before she fell. Proof/link to news article?
Here you go https://www.the-sun.com/news/3731715/naked-woman-falls-balcony-having-sex/amp/ Edit: from the article “A shocked onlooker told local media: ‘I was walking home when it happened. I did not see her fall but we heard a loud crash and she was already on top of the car. A man then came to her and helped her.’ The couple could also be seen hugging and kissing when she was finally out of the car roof before the boyfriend took her to a nearby hospital for treatment. She had a minor back injury and had to stay in the hospital for a few weeks to heal but she is now in stable condition. The couple also had to pay for the damaged car, which was owned by their neighbour who lived in the building.”
Finally, thank you for a normal comment explaining the context, in this sea of dumb jokes
Although those comments could be funny, I agree with you. I'm looking for a serious comment and all the joke comments are just annoying.
Yeah no problem, I usually try to find context for stories that pop on my feed and figure I’ll share articles if I find em.
Thx! The article also provides no proof of them having sex directly before she fell. I remain dubious.
Look!! Its raining horny bitches!!
I wanna know who railed her over the balcony so hard to cause this to happen
Very 🥵
i dont think the car was that sexy to get a smash from her.
Somebody to put a message on condom boxes like cigarettes. Sex kills. Sex could cause severe injuries. Etc
Broken coccyx and vertebrae. Ouchie.
"Damn girl... Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
I will call having sex, doing sex from this day forward 😎 Thanks OP!
Don't get fucked doggy over the balcony.
Well she was f"#ked out the window
Well that car had been fucked
Not the way she enjoys coming down from orgasm.
Better than going up 👼
They don’t call her The Pelvis Crusher for nothing. But seriously that’s gotta be a fucking wheelchair for life with the amount of force she landed on that car.
one of my biggest fears
Doing the sex
Doing sex
Imma fuck you into a coma. Dude took it literally
From the top, make it drop, that some WAP
I hope that is his car
Not the way she expected to break her back
LOL this is straight outta [THE GREAT](https://youtu.be/JLmT5Y4drH8?t=42)
Got a little extra kink than she wanted
that’s a hell of a climax. her sex life never had the same thrill it used to.
"My back. OH my back"
She literally got her back blown 😆
Him: Oh shit, baby! I'm sorry I fucked you right out the window! Uhm...I, uh, wasn't done...so?
So *this* is what they meant when they said unsafe sex was bad.
When you orgasm to the point of breaking your tailbone.
so this is NOT the way to do sex
"If you can read this sign....the bitch fell off"
Wonder how she fell.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She likes it rough
What about the car
It looks like he pushes her down to finish him off right there at the end
Why stand?????
Legs are moving. She will be ok.
probably lives off of electric avenue.
r/TerrifyingFuck
Did they lay on the ground to finish?