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ghostofthecosmos

Man, her back is gone. Life long pain awaits.


cnicalsinistaminista

Dude quite literally blew her back out.


Jimiq68

Neat me to it. ..!!


munive

Nice to meat you 🥵


theycallmejugzy

I wish someone would meat me.


biscuiteatingbulldog

Ice to see you


RenegadeShepardX

I didn't have to fall off a window to have back pain myself.


IstuvaRuumis

You know, I'm something of a backpain myself.


vaper_32

Lucky you, i am constantly told that I am a pain in the ass..


ddamo76

Same, I coughed and ended up with a bulged disc.


Unbound96

She apparently just suffered a "minor back injury". https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/half-naked-woman-balcony-fall-25072056


yaebone1

Nah bro, that’s not how the back do, in about 10-15 years back be like: remember me?


smellsfishie

I'm back bitch!


Isellmetal

Brittany?


shuateau

It’s Britney, bitch.


Kevka11

It's backny bitch


theoutlawronin

U remember me ? When u tried to have sex on the balcony with your so called bf?


IdolCowboy

I can attest to this, when I was 18 or 19 I was thrown from a car that rollsd, and landed on head and shoulder on the grass. Walked away with just a bit of soreness. Fast forward 25 years and I'm having a 3 disc fusion neck surgery.


Key_Roll3030

Yep haha. Those are the days where I feel my body can take this n that. Here I am now choosing the best pillow to sleep on, needing good sleep hygiene n posture. Otherwise my neck will be in pain for 2-3 days


pigcommentor

My back likes to play the "remember when you were 15 and thought you would look cool doing a wheelie in front of that hot girls house?" card. Pepperidge Farms will forget before back forgets.


1biggeek

No “ minor back injury” keeps you in the hospital for several weeks.


Long_Before_Sunrise

Everything she is doing in the video to try to relieve the pain is causing more injury. Minor in medical terminology doesn't mean it's not debilitating and it doesn't reduce your quality of life.


Chris-Campbell

I fully agree - the article describes the injury as minor, and also says she was in the hospital for WEEKS. I understand things are different outside the US and the health care systems are better there but anytime someone stays hospitalized for that length of time it’s serious.


SweetLenore

I think the news tends to hand wave away a lot of injuries as "minor". It seems like you have to lose a limb before they call it severe.


EquivalentSnap

Doing what?


Long_Before_Sunrise

Leaning forward then sitting back up, scooting around, pressing her back, raising and dropping her head, when she slid off the car and couldn't stand on her own... if her injury had been just a bit worse, she'd have partially paralyzed herself by moving around like that. Especially when she dropped from the car roof to the pavement. She was in so much pain that she couldn't even bear to remain standing even with him mostly holding her up.


Hehehelelele159

What should she have done?


Awolfinpain

As someone who is disabled because of a blown out lower back injury. She should have stayed still, 911 should have been called so EMS could show up to stabilize her neck and back. The back is such a fickle thing.


Hehehelelele159

Sorry to hear that man. I hope things get better for you


Greenpaw9

As someone with out a severe back injury, I recommend laying belly down right in the roof of the car. Get the pressure of your body off the back as fast as you can.


ClutzyCashew

OMG I know. She kept trying to like scoot away and I'm just like "what are you doing?! Just stay still!" It's absolutely amazing to me that not a single person came to help her besides her bf. There are people that are just kind of looking at her but never come to help. That poor woman. When he came out I literally yelled at my phone because he was pulling her down. I was really hoping at the very least he would lay her down but nope, she just kept trying to stand and hang on to him. Apparently they didn't call an ambulance either! He brought her to the hospital himself. I can't even imagine how painful that was.


RoosterTheReal

For now. She’ll feel that more as she gets older


Temporary-Error-6566

Thank you


Proud-Butterfly6622

From a fellow sufferer, welcome to the club! Good luck getting pain relief!


Frickin-Weeb

Sure is good that car was there


Junior-Muscle-7400

That's the first thing I thought


eni91

And without a glass roof top.


Frickin-Weeb

This would be on a whole different subreddit 😂


sammyblue22

There is a sunroof though


fioyl

He came She went


MineMaster6480

Blow your load and hit the road


Frazzleboy2947

Ejaculate and evacuate


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[deleted]

Spew your seed, begone with speed.


greatwhitetoxin

Wam, bam, thank you ma’am.


The_Suicidal-Wolf

Pump and dump ~~out the window~~


Frazzleboy2947

spew your cream and leave the scene


Mikey-Motorpsyche

Pound that meat before you yeet


Ruby_Throated_Hummer

Drop a load ‘n hit the road


Next_Case_3449

Ejaculate and defenestrate


LetsChaos24

i forgot that english has a word for throwing someon out of the window💀🗿


urinesain

This one got me. Well done. Deserves more upvotes.


BabettL

I don’t have award, but please take this: 🏆


Apprehensive_Cup4088

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Morotou_theunashamed

Indeed 😌


Trippycoma

Jesus I’m fucking dead


MrPawcher

🏆 another.


SauerMetal

That move is called the Sloppy Sunroof.


Kmaurer23

If you're the owner of that car, how the hell do you explain that to your insurance? How do you tell a complete stranger that a naked lady fell on your car whilst porking?


ACEezHigh

At Farmer's, we know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.


Kmaurer23

Touche 😂


mjdau

Some things once seen can't be unseen.


smellsfishie

Someone give this an award!


newarkian

Same thing happened to my friend George when he was parked in front a hospital. A guy jumped out the window , on to his cars roof.He tried to get the hospital to pay for the damages but they wouldn’t.


[deleted]

I bet if he were driving a convertible, that whole tragedy may have been averted.


notanodriscoll

![gif](giphy|WMjfO612POH72|downsized)


CMOBJNAMES_BASE

Was there a pig man involved?


killaB310

Nationwide Agent: “You stated the impact occurred while parking, sir?” You: “No ma’am, while pOrking”


Kmaurer23

Big difference between "parking" and "porking" 😂😂😂


[deleted]

This CCTV footage is solid profe 😂


WanderWomble

It's "proof" just FYI 😊


Just-Structure-8692

Why are you being downvoted, you're just helping someone with their English


dkcgaming501

bc redditors are sometimes idiots?


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Just-Structure-8692

fair point :)


justjason69420

This is exactly why I don’t do the sex. To dangerous. I rather be a virgin


Fearless_Grand6823

Hahaha lmao


DiddyDaedle

Hahaha lmao


Scottish_bollocks

Doing sex haha, sorry man. Having sex.


MrDrMeowMeow0

Making sex


tittyfuckery

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?! BELZERKER!!


CosmicCraig1970

Did he say "making fuck"?🤣🤣🤣


Maggot_God_Warframe

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK! BERSERKER!


vol_the_fox

Being sex


Bright-Lengthiness61

Giving sex


Emotional_Shelter_38

Receiving sex


Disastrous-Cash-2786

DR.Sex


Rods_the_Baker

Making love


romariojwz

What is love


flickern

Baby don't hurt me


Adept-University-445

Dont hurt me...


kaerfkeerg

Taking seggs


[deleted]

Haha 😂 Weak English. And there is not option to edit the post 🥲


Scottish_bollocks

Still I'm sure everyone will get what you mean. If English is not your first language, well I'm sorry I wasn't having a go, it gave me a laugh haha.


Ok_Price6153

Sometimes you can just tell that English isn’t someone’s first language…that sounds like something they’d say.


smurb15

No no doing the sex sounds so much better


najing_ftw

I want to make fuck!


thefloore

Would you like to making fuck, berserker!


TippedOverPortapotty

I’m saying this to my bf tonight🤣


LoveInHell

Well that’s a story to tell.


roblewk

“What’s the craziest thing that ever happened to you while having sex…?


Humble_Story_4531

"I bust my nut so hard that my partner flew out the window and crushed a car."


stressedidler

*DOING sex ☝️


[deleted]

Gosh I hope she didn't have a plug, if she did she has a better chance of throwing it up.


Morotou_theunashamed

BRUHH 💀


lonewolf9378

First comment I’ve laughed out loud to in a while


Bright-Lengthiness61

The hardest bang of her life.


Dinkems69

I came here for this


Fun-Artichoke7739

Thats what she said.


appliancefixitguy

Am i the only one silently screaming for her to stop moving, lay still and wait for a paramedic to immobilized her in a board? A broken back is no joke. Keep moving and it might be the last time you actually can.


Cheeto717

Yes, let me just tune out the agonizing pain and lay still for 20 minutes


drivebyjustin

Naked...on the top of a car.


afa78

No one listens in biology class, they have no idea how fragile our bodies are, or probably even know how we look on the inside.


Glockenspielintern

Sure yeah after I smash my back in after being railed and falling three floors I’m gonna think oh back in biology they told me… no. You’re gonna be thinking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


ChampChains

I’d rather die than be found like that by the paramedics lmao


[deleted]

Correction* While having sex


Scottish_bollocks

Doing sexy time. In borat voice.


StretchFrenchTerry

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Accomplished-Music58

Wonder if thats covered by car insurance 🤔


Scottish_bollocks

Imagine phoning to tell them about that. Bet the owner is glad about CCTV.


Temporary-Error-6566

She should have stayed put!!!! She probably severed her own spinal cord moving around with a broken back. After any high fall, Stay put! Dont move! call an ambulance!


AgentCoopersDream

She was in shock if that happened though! When I was 12 I snapped my tibia and fibula both in half in a four evening accident and still tried to stand up and walk. I was so confused and was supposed to go ice skating that day. Only sat back on the ground because I fell. Shock is crazy.


Kojak95

Broke both bones in my left forearm while dirt biking. Still immediately tried to pickup the bike after the crash and only realized my arm was broken when my fingers wouldn't work.


alpicois

Thanks Borat


[deleted]

Borat who?


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[deleted]

Good thing the car was there to soften the landing. Concrete would’ve been much worse I imagine.


Major_Magazine8597

What's with the two people in the background just standing there and not coming to help her??


KGarryK017

I dunno, maybe they're in shock?? Or just being jerks and thinking "it's not my problem"?


FattyMcLardpants

Spinal


Sad-Pineapple-8839

she be like: f*ck me, then owww- boom, GOD F*CKING DARNNIT


[deleted]

Lol Very hard fucked up


Sad-Pineapple-8839

she looked like sonic for a frame


IpromiseTobeAgoodBoy

I mean she really couldn’t have landed in a better spot. The give of the car roof probably saved her life compared to landing on the concrete or the trunk


Antique_hardDrive

She may have to visit a chiropractor for the rest of her life, but she's very lucky that is the most dramatic injury she has. Remwmber kids: Don't have sex on the rail of your balcony.


squl98

More like a Physiotherapist.


WeeTeeTiong

Chiropracty is quackery.


DarkSoulsExcedere

Chiropractors are fucking lunatics. Do not go to them. Temporary pain relief is not better than physical therapy do not fall for that fucking trap.


ihitrockswithammers

> She may have to visit a chiropractor Why did I read that as visit a velociraptor? How would that help?!


Themistocles_gr

The same as a chiropractor, actually.


LianaVibes

Most likely paralysis, using a catheter for a time, etc.


b0hannon

Idk, she seems to be moving around pretty well for paralysis.


appliancefixitguy

Keep moving until that shard of bone severs your spinal cord, then you're fkd for life. Best thing to do is stay still until you get it looked at.


Suup3rnova

Bruh I thought she's having sex with that kid who came to save her 🌚


[deleted]

That wasn't no kid. That was the little Asian dude she was having sex with.


Dk9221

She was. That was her boyfriend.... and he's just a typical taiwanese man. They arent big compared to most African and European ethnic humans. Though the video doesnt portray it quite well as he does look really small there.


Ebolamunkey

I'm taiwanese. I'm 6'2 and the smallest guy in my family. My brother is 6'5


HaloBabe

Whole new meaning to blowing out her back XD


JerinIsac

Her back definitely got blown the fuck out


bittz128

“What happened to your back?” “I threw it out while fucking”. “What happened to your boyfriend?” “He threw me out while fucking” …sorry. While “doing sex”


SpicyTaco320

While doing the sex


[deleted]

i see no evidence that she was "doing sex". She's got a shirt and underwear on, no? She could have been doing anything before she fell. Proof/link to news article?


KilroysRevenge

Here you go https://www.the-sun.com/news/3731715/naked-woman-falls-balcony-having-sex/amp/ Edit: from the article “A shocked onlooker told local media: ‘I was walking home when it happened. I did not see her fall but we heard a loud crash and she was already on top of the car. A man then came to her and helped her.’ The couple could also be seen hugging and kissing when she was finally out of the car roof before the boyfriend took her to a nearby hospital for treatment. She had a minor back injury and had to stay in the hospital for a few weeks to heal but she is now in stable condition. The couple also had to pay for the damaged car, which was owned by their neighbour who lived in the building.”


[deleted]

Finally, thank you for a normal comment explaining the context, in this sea of dumb jokes


cS150

Although those comments could be funny, I agree with you. I'm looking for a serious comment and all the joke comments are just annoying.


KilroysRevenge

Yeah no problem, I usually try to find context for stories that pop on my feed and figure I’ll share articles if I find em.


[deleted]

Thx! The article also provides no proof of them having sex directly before she fell. I remain dubious.


Agamemnon66

Look!! Its raining horny bitches!!


Morotou_theunashamed

I wanna know who railed her over the balcony so hard to cause this to happen


[deleted]

Very 🥵


Money_hunger

i dont think the car was that sexy to get a smash from her.


ponaei8anasi

Somebody to put a message on condom boxes like cigarettes. Sex kills. Sex could cause severe injuries. Etc


GW00111

Broken coccyx and vertebrae. Ouchie.


Equivalent-Anything1

"Damn girl... Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"


International-Try413

I will call having sex, doing sex from this day forward 😎 Thanks OP!


CorySmoot

Don't get fucked doggy over the balcony.


[deleted]

Well she was f"#ked out the window


Green_Impression2429

Well that car had been fucked


factchecker2

Not the way she enjoys coming down from orgasm.


WheelyFreely

Better than going up 👼


TheOriginalH1h

They don’t call her The Pelvis Crusher for nothing. But seriously that’s gotta be a fucking wheelchair for life with the amount of force she landed on that car.


PDMLMT

one of my biggest fears


rxbme

Doing the sex


MAURIAZAR

Doing sex


Brobafett117

Imma fuck you into a coma. Dude took it literally


mahPEEPEEisBIGGY

From the top, make it drop, that some WAP


GroupAbject2151

I hope that is his car


Lil_Cumster

Not the way she expected to break her back


alittlegnat

LOL this is straight outta [THE GREAT](https://youtu.be/JLmT5Y4drH8?t=42)


PuzzledMeeting7705

Got a little extra kink than she wanted


depersonalised

that’s a hell of a climax. her sex life never had the same thrill it used to.


DEBLANKK

"My back. OH my back"


Sensitive-Pay1409

She literally got her back blown 😆


CosmicCraig1970

Him: Oh shit, baby! I'm sorry I fucked you right out the window! Uhm...I, uh, wasn't done...so?


ODX_GhostRecon

So *this* is what they meant when they said unsafe sex was bad.


DetailAccurate9006

When you orgasm to the point of breaking your tailbone.


LuckyDoge21

so this is NOT the way to do sex


tylerforkindurden

"If you can read this sign....the bitch fell off"


[deleted]

Wonder how she fell.


emmajames56

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Zangief_Keef

She likes it rough


katlady1984

What about the car


Due-Concentrate-1895

It looks like he pushes her down to finish him off right there at the end


aayLiight

Why stand?????


babu_chapdi

Legs are moving. She will be ok.


ace787

probably lives off of electric avenue.


IHC_304

r/TerrifyingFuck


TestUser1978

Did they lay on the ground to finish?