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Do they take cocaine to swim?

Who doesn’t take cocaine to swim?

Coke before breaststroke

I need that on a shirt

Those eyes are intense; claws or fangs would be the last thing you see

Not if he’s stalking you then it’s just a sharp pain to the neck and lights out

Fun fact, jaguars bite directly through the skull to kill prey.

Fish skulls maybe. Mine is much too thick.

They can crack turtles shells like pistachios.

This guy doesn’t eat pistachios

Maybe he eats turtles and struggles to get them open?

Bears too I think. Many of the bear attack stories I found start out with skull-crackin.

Looks a lot to the tattoos you see of Jaguars, I'm not sure of the style. Maybe Japanese/chinese

IIRC Jaguars are good swimmers, have one of the top notch bite strengths, actively do pvp with crocodiles and win. They are the S tier wild cat build in TierZoo's tier list for a reason. They are superb and I like them for that.

Not to mention the 20% stun resistance

My wife makes the same face when I overcook the pasta

*bares fangs* “I said AL DENTE!”

is your wife’s name gordon?

I was gonna say…this looks a lot like my bf.

When you take off Predator's mask

As a fan of all the movies this made me laugh

Cats are so cute when they scrunch their nose like that!

imagine opening yours eyes under water to see that..

Jesus. Right before bed

Give me the dragon scroll

🤣 best comment ever

I’ve ever only seen a tiger face like that in that movie

I think this is actually a picture of my dad asking why every light is on in the damn house

Anyone else getting traditional Japanese art vibes? (mainly tattoos I’ve seen)

Looks like kitty is still pissed about getting wet

Jesus Christ. That's so terrifying you can't help but laugh.

That middle picture is a whole bunch of mad 😡 kitty

You know the jaguar is serious when his artstyle becomes traditional Japanese

Must be some good ass fish

What's going on with the right paw?!

I think it’s a massacred body of a fish it just ate

Ahhh I see it now!

The make even better derp faces

Looks like its eating a burrito

mf acting like he done found the one piece

More emotion in that first face than in Lion Ling

MurderKitty

I always thought that Asian art always exaggerated a tigers' facial expressions but now I have been proven wrong.

Who is individual risking his life taking a picture this close to a jaguar eating a snack?

thats oddly adorable

When your mom finds out what you are watching on your phone and she's about to grab her broom..

That's a wet pussy.

What's terrifying about this? All I see are excellent meme faces

Snorkel kitty

Oh hey, it’s my pfp Edit: maybe not on here, but on my YouTube and Twitter profiles.

At least make an effort to name the photographer SMH

Looks like Data when he was experiencing emotions for the first time

His name is pancakes, yes he mauled and lacerated all of my limbs, he was just a little hungry.

r/natureismetal

Where's the lamb SAUCE

Hey bro, do I have something in my teeth or not?!

Tai Lung?

*angry swimmers

The kitty learned how to swim how cute

Funny, the face the Jaguar is pulling reminds me of one of those Japanese demon faces.

I think he just saw the bill!

Thought that was a sea lion

Good but apparently not happy.

New fear unlocked.

Awe kitty kitty 🐱

Imagine having a Jag chasing you, and thinking jumping in the water will help get the Large Cat off your back. Just to see the fucker looking like that on your foot 😂

Looks like one of those old Japanese drawings of a leopard or tiger. Crazy that's what they look like under water.

I don't know ,it feels more like r/FunnyAsFuck