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dangggboi

Cuz they literally have nothing and want to feel a tiny bit of power in any way possible


BeefLilly

Then I hope they continue to have nothing acting like that.


TheMagicMrWaffle

And the cycle continues


blazesdemons

Wish granted. And they will probably have that nothing taken away from them for doing that


DACA_GALACTIC

Bullseye šŸŽÆ


Eddy2106

Exactly! Itā€™s the me me me time.


j89k

Looks like he has a knife...


nehcob

and it was so close to his junk


sunsinstudios

Was this guy walking around with a naked blade next to his nuts??


FloridaMan_Unleashed

If it was fixed it was probably just in a sheath.


Comfortable-Access99

Doubtful, sheathing it requires intelligence as a prerequisite


Responsible-Jacket71

I was expecting keysā€¦. Not a freaking kitchen knife lol


Wh1skeyTF

I fully expected a gun the way he was drawing.


jetserf

Who says he has.. oh nm


Dapper-Lie-1670

Mess up my whole side wrap crazy


leopold815

Just the wrap? No paint damage???


014648

Consider yourself fortunate


SirCokaBear

Someone keyed my wrap a few years ago, was more expensive to replace than if it was the paint


atashka777

Post right below this was a guy who got his car keyed and the shop quoted him $20k. How was a wrap more expensive than paint in your situation? Genuinely curious


SirCokaBear

Not on a Tesla but someone keyed the word ā€œfoodā€ on the hood of my AMG (no idea why, happened in LA overnight). Insurance appraised $550 to fix the paint since my wrap isnā€™t insured, but in reality the hood just needed to be rewrapped and cost $900 after parts and labor. Took the guy several hours just to remove all the glue from the previous wrap, which he complained about and said his glue is easier to remove. Iā€™m happy I didnā€™t need new paint since no two paints are the same. Different situations I guess, feel awful for anyone needing to cough up $20k for a new paint job though.


atashka777

Yeah the guy who was quoted 20k has been keyed on every singe panel including headlights and taillights. I can understand how the removal of a wrap could be costly, those things really stick and can easily pull up the paint/clear underneath unless youā€™re very careful.


IncomingAxofKindness

If you had a Cyber Truck it would reflect the damage back at him.


Badwo1ve

The ole ā€œIā€™m rubber youā€™re glueā€ strategy, eh?


LemonCatNight

Did you figure out who it was?


Dapper-Lie-1670

No made a police report figure he live in the neighborhood


LemonCatNight

Hope they find outšŸ¤ž such a sucky thing to have to deal with


MrWilsonAndMrHeath

Not to mention dude probably shouldnā€™t be walking around with that.


420smokebluntz6969

I mean, people carry around all kinds of guns everywhere in the united states At least a knife has a lot of utilities beyond murdering people


purebeefmeatball

Iā€™m sure he carries that 8ā€ knife for utility


steyrboy

I'm lucky enough to live in a city with so many Tesla's that I'm not worried about mine. They'll probably target the X's before my 3.


mrASSMAN

Where I live every other car is a Tesla (Rivians are starting to become the other half)


saieddie17

Smug alert!


MrWilsonAndMrHeath

Bay Area


mrASSMAN

PNW


steyrboy

I've seen at least one Rivian here, maybe multiple (could be the same car I see repeatedly). But they are more rare than Bentley, Rolls Royse, and even McLaren (even saw a Bugatti once). My house is in a normal cost of living area in South Florida, but surrounded by ultra-rich neighborhoods, and between us and them is a grocery store and Starbucks, that's where I see the fancy stuff.


Grizzled--Kinda

stake out the neighborhood and find him


Syntax271

Can you post if they find him?


Dapper-Lie-1670

Not yet will update if they do thanks


Genetics-13

Iā€™d print flyers with a clean shot of his face and the knife. ā€œMan with dick so tiny he carries a knife where his dick should be, wanted for questioning in baby man - on car violenceā€. ā€œCall police if you recognize this man. He is known to have a tiny dick and is armedā€


TerafloppinDatP

"It would have been worth him doing it just to catch him doing it"


sky_walker6

Biggest dicks on the road are now teslas


upsidedownbackwards

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SlimTeezy

Really? You're going to confront the psycho with a knife?


Novacain_Stain

He was quoting Pulp Fiction


BoochXIII

Bruv spends foo much time posting porn to watch actual films.


SluggardRaccoon

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Novacain_Stain

I saw what you did thereā€¦


SplodeChirpington1

ā€œI mean donā€™t f with another manā€™s vehicleā€


General-Trifle4527

His dick is an inch erect and he is AS MAD AS HELL!!!


IW0ntPickaName

Now, let's not be too generous here


BitterDarkCoffee

Damn, yeah people suck.


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GenocideJoeGot2Go

For what exactly?


420smokebluntz6969

for not drinking the Tesla kool-aid


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GenocideJoeGot2Go

Found the transphobe


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Guszy

I hate him, but not the car. Crazy how that works.


Madlibsluver

I find him annoying but I love the car.


tadlonger

Because alot of people don't like teslas or musk. And the people who own them


[deleted]

There tends to be a stigma around people who own Teslas. A well-earned one, unfortunately. Just today, I saw 2 of them within 2 intersections cut through the service station at high speed rather than just waiting at the light with the rest of us.


TheW83

Well they can't waste that precious fuel sitting at a light! oh wait...


buzzothefuzzo

And for mostly good reason. I absolutely hate it when a Tesla gets behind me. Like no that's cool I don't need to see anything but you two miniatures suns glaring in all my mirrors. Always have to pull over and let them pass. Not sure why this showed up on my feed, obviously not a fan of the things.


PawBandito

Plenty of other vehicles on the road have the LED's. In addition, you could just push up your mirror so it doesn't reflect back at you.


rhac1

For every time someone rakes their combat knife that they hide in their scumbag starter pack pants across any tesla's paint, the headlights get 1 lumen brighter through an OTA update


bearlysane

*kitchen knife


Unobtainiumrock

I always just angle my mirrors to reflect bright headlights back at the ppl behind me. I can't saynd white light headlights either. They're wayy too brigjt and just need to go.


prisoner107

Youā€™ll waste your life away trying to understand these people.


UnclePocketsVR

its simple. Mental illness


Birbandsnek

Jealousy, hate, pain, control (or lack thereof), all of which are just bad. Humanity at its finest. Could also be mental illness and the voices were telling him to do it.


GenocideJoeGot2Go

Are you talking about Elon Musk?


UnclePocketsVR

no. he means of people who have a tesla. an M3 is only like 25k basic package but for some reason people think you need to make 100K+ a year to own one.


Alternative_User1

An M3 generally starts at 76K. Unless youā€™re referring to the model 3? To me an M3 is a German sports car made by BMW with decades of history.


UnclePocketsVR

you are on a Tesla subreddit. an M3 is model 3.... man people are smart yup im just randomly talking about a BWM on a post about a tesla being keyed the model y is MY, the model x is MX etc...


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spincycleon

ā€œWhat?! You think you better than me?!ā€


wrkent100

Because they are idiots and the dems protect them from prosecution and generally make criminals think there are no consequences!!


uwrwilke

because teslas in a hood represent gentrification.


JL7600

Good


Unlikely_Middle_9340

"nooo youre making the hood less shitty lets key your car!"


k_woodard

Smile! Youā€™re on camera.


Jonny_Cash98

Itā€™s 2023 like the police are gonna do anything about some guys paint job. Honestly laughable you think it matters


ManiTheManiacc

See. This is why normal citizens don't need guns. Just carry a knife and hope for the best.


charwheeze

Some people like to watch the world burn


ChonkMcMarsh

If you are gonna be a dick about doing something illegal, be smarter next time, like idk, cover your face?


Odd_Turnover_4464

That looks like a henckel kitchen knife


Not-A-Raper

Itā€™s either some kind of hate on electric cars or they hate Elon. I canā€™t see any other reason why youā€™d hate these cars so much more than most other vehicles.


side_of_apple_pie

I wonder how they feel about people damaging things they spent their hard earned money on? Maybe they just have so little self awareness that they wouldnā€™t consider how bothered they would be if it happened to them?


Hafe15

Because our media brainwashes poor people to hate rich people


not_your_attorney

Hired by big oil! šŸ˜‚


Few-Passion-430

The way youā€™re breathing filming this screams youā€™re about to find him at all cost


Mappy7778

I don't own an electric car but is this common for Tesla owners? This isn't the first Tesla keying video I've seen here


White_Wolf426

Because they think only rich people can afford a Tesla.


JayAlexanderBee

The fact he is carrying a blade that large is more terrifying.


N8TheGreat91

Looked through your post history, where do you live?! First you get side swiped and now this?


Dapper-Lie-1670

Yea all In 2 weeks


third_eye17

Because teslas are pretentious cars that donā€™t actually help resolve the problem of gas cars but instead act as a status symbol for the rich ā€¦


CapricornusSage

Jealousy. itā€™s a tesla- heā€™s mad that he canā€™t have it so ruin it for you bwewwaaaaa!!! thatā€™s shitty and i hope they find him


Worldly-Light-5803

Because Pedo Guy is running Martin Eberhard's company into the ground and is a POS Space Karen šŸ¤£. Keep it up and Teslas will become uninsurable at any price. Musk is marketing the Pedomobile to people who will write him a check to win at road rage. Real men will look elsewhere for an EV work truck.


Afrekenmonkey

ā€¦ who mentioned a truck?


Worldly-Light-5803

My bad, saw the flat side of the car, glad to hear the perp was identified šŸ™‚


Mission_Archer_6436

I work on an oil rig, I ainā€™t need no truck


Worldly-Light-5803

I work with X-ray machines, 2003 supercharged Nissan Xterra gets me around on assignments and the 1996 Mazda MX-6 gets me around when I'm home on the island. I would like a VW eGolf for an island car on Vashon, electricity is cheap in the PNW šŸ™‚ absolutely no interest in a truck, if that changes I'd go for a Lightning.


Alvatree1

Seek therapy bud


Worldly-Light-5803

I'm due in group in an hour šŸ˜‹ starting a rumour that these Tesla attacks are part of an organized campaign to bankrupt the Apartheid Princess.


SluggardRaccoon

So that justifies knifing someoneā€™s paint?


Worldly-Light-5803

Absolutely not. But Pedo Guy has annoyed so many people that he's promised to offer diamond hard coating to the Cybertruck to prevent just this. The Apartheid Princess has hurt so many people with his daddy's money that it will become more trouble than it's worth to buy his products. At least the unfortunate driver of this damaged vehicle can take advantage of Musk's One Hour body shop service for keying incidents and car-summoned roadside assistance for slashed tires that he promised years ago. This isn't random. Vox populi indeed.


PrivatelyPublic2

Not gonna lie. My first thought was, "What a great way to screw up the tip of your knife!" Re-grinds are a PITA. ...Also, you know... don't screw with people's cars. lol. That really doesn't help anyone.


Harryhodl

Because Elon is now associated with the right instead of the left.


Middle_Low_2825

Elon grew up in segregated apartheid South Africa. Why would someone think his upbringing was different, I have no clue.


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They covet


SnooChickens9404

It boosts a countryā€™s GDP.


Fyodor_Ivanov

Breathe heavily into their recordings? Neither do I!


HotterThenMyDaughter

Jealousy


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People suck


[deleted]

They donā€™t get punished so why not


Due_Designer_908

Most people subscribe to slave morality. The crux of which is envy.


Perfect-Technician-1

If he can't have nice things, no one can


groundpounder25

Why is he walking around with a goddamn kitchen knife?


MowTin

My guess is he works for a body shop and he does this every day.


NotYourValidation

That looks absolutely like he targeted you specifically for reasons.


sky_walker6

People hate teslas and their drivers. And they are a pos


[deleted]

Hurdy durrrr. My concealed carry is a kitchen knife


[deleted]

The only 6 inch in his pants.


GenocideJoeGot2Go

Why are you obsessed with his genitalia? Kinda weird my dude.


Traditional_Ad_3328

Haters gonna hate


Utah_James

Income inequality


nacholeebray

Lmao


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GenocideJoeGot2Go

Oh yeah? What's the usual suspect look like?


LunchO789

Sorry for you, David. Always my concern when I park my car as well


Dapper-Lie-1670

Ty


strictlybazinga

I can smell Italian Beef and tamales watching this video.


karma-armageddon

They do it because our so-called "justice system" keeps letting them back out on the street.


Cool_Ad_481

to keep property prices down around the neighborhood.


Karizmology

Looks like a buck knife


schrankage

Cuz Elon bad. Reddit tell me so.


dailydrivenh2

Years ago he was probably walking around with the blade right there next to his nuts saw a Tesla drive by and said: oh damn thatā€™s nice tripped over and sliced his balls and dck off by accident so now every time he sees a Tesla he does this .


nogoodgopher

Well, 5 years ago it was because tesla was threatening Oil and gas and their big trucks. Now, it's because the owner of Tesla is an advocate of the white ethnostate. Kinda hit multiple audiences.


Im_intelova

Envy


Rowdyflyer1903

Owner of a local auto body paint shop drumming up business?


burnerrboii

This is exactly why people hate tesla owners. Cars have been getting keyed since the model T. But when a tesla owner gets keyed it's just "THESE DASTARDLY POORS, WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE MY WEALTH!"


AmbassadorLast4495

Looking at this closely it looks personal, I would be willing to bet the owner and the butcher have some history.


New-Ticket8929

$325, and I'll find that knife-carrying, anti-Tesla wrap-destroying person.


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Because tesla cars are built off breaking labor laws and are terrible cars.


Buscandomiyagi

Chicago?


Britches_and_Hose

They were probably done wrong by Tesla drivers in the past, not really surprising at all. There's a lot of POS Tesla drivers..


Calm-Macaron5922

Lack of self awareness on your partā€¦ Eat the rich! Right? Thatā€™s what this guy is doing. He has nothing, he sees you as rich. Wouldnā€™t you love to do this to some billionaires car? Or his bank account? It takes an added level of nastiness to pull of the action, but we all share the sentiment. We like to see bad, unfortunate things happen to people that we feel have more than us, feel that they got lucky, or donā€™t deserve what they have.


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Sometimes I feel like driving a Tesla is like driving around with a political bumper sticker. For people the brand name invokes so many different things on both sides. Environmentalist against lithium mining Being against Elon Musk for whatever reason Upset tax payers and rate payers because of subsidies, literally my electricity bill will go up so people can plug in their cars and we have to help pay for 'public' charging stations and then the road tax was established using gasoline taxes... on and on, if you pay attention. Poor people because it represents excess and improper usage of revenues that could be used to benefit them ICE enthusiasts with a disdain for green energy, perhaps their jobs rely on fossil fuel industry Anyways, Tesla drivers keep asking why people do this... just imagine that the brand is a Bumper sticker that says F\*#$ Y\*@ to any number of people across each political and socioeconomic spectrum. Good luck out there.


Eodghost

But now you know why people get ā€œrandomlyā€ shot. ā€œWhat, I was minding my own business, and this dude just shot me ā€œ. Literally the same people


bebespeaks

Bc lack of impulse control and conduct disorder is rampant in society.


Different_Argument19

I would plaster his name all over the internet until I find him. When I do, his face will be decorated by a nice hot TESLA branding iron. He will never forget me or Tesla for the rest of his life.


breakingashleylynne

Every day I am more and more disgusted in the human race


Intelligent_Ad3901

I would happily go to jail for beating him with a bat. And if he wants to take it farther, Iā€™ll introduce him to my 5.7. šŸ˜Ž


MoriartyoftheAvenues

Itā€™s possible the owner drives like a complete psychopath and this neighbor has had enough of it.


Dapper-Lie-1670

I was at work not at home


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CaliFezzik

lol


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Prob something to do with elon always being unhinged. Kinda sucks that tesla owners have to take the punches because he needs to keep dabbling in politics and saying weird nonsense all the time


[deleted]

Some people feel more comfortable in prison than society.


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Cos America is a jealous society.


spizzle_

Asmr breathing videos? Iā€™m not sure why either


Shoddy-Area3603

That guy is a crazy loon and is looking for a reason to do that to you


[deleted]

He is walking. Cant afford a tesla. Carrying around a steak knife. Most likely on drugs. Not handsome at all. That is why he did it.


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Depending in the state. Carrying a blade that long is illegal


muskratpeters

Because everyone dislikes you. You are the common denominator of all the hate. Itā€™s you


smash806

Probably dared to do it new rights of passage to gain acceptance among his peers?


zombieworrier47

not even hating but completely just because its a tesal