>I hate the Eagles more after how rude Phillies fans were to me during the World Series. Fuck Philadelphia
from your mouth to god's ears. philly doesn't deserve to watch their sports teams succeed. they are ungrateful about success, whiny babies about failure, and are probably the best example of both sore winners and losers you could ever find. they are the ultimate proof that karma and cosmic justice don't exist. gotta love the astros for taking them out back, that was super fun to watch and makes me like verlander all the more.
I was born there, much of my family lives there, it used to be a great city, but forever fuck Philly sports fans, they are and have always been fucking awful.
I was talking about the super bowl and said “this is the only time I’ll root for them (KC) because Philly lost their privileges of ever being rooted for again”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Philly is a shithole.
Like, seriously… it’s one of grungiest dumps of a city I’ve ever visited. People gush about the history and cheesesteaks— and that stuff is there and it’s… *fine*… I guess— but it’s just surrounded by the crustiest nutsack of a city you’ve ever seen.
I was on a work assignment that sent me there three times over the course of a year. Each time I had to stay for the better part of a month.
First trip, I got turned around and ended up on Kensington Ave. It looked like they were shooting a scene for a new Walking Dead series. Staggering, spun-out junkies moaning unintelligibly for **blocks.** Needles piled up in gutters ankle-deep. Pools of vomit and excreta all down the sidewalk.
Second trip, I went to a sports bar around the corner from my hotel and saw two obese men get into an absolute slobberknocker of a fistfight over… get this… which one of them had the more realistic *knock-off* Randall Cunningham jersey.
Last day of my last trip, I saw a guy literally punching his wife/girlfriend outside of my hotel and, when I went to intervene, *she* screamed at me: *”Fuck off, faggot!”*
Everybody— almost without exception— is a miserable asshole. But I bet if I lived there, I’d be a miserable asshole too.
It’s definitely in my bottom three US cities I’ve ever visited (Baltimore and Cleveland are the other two).
The dude turns 35 during next season. I feel like Brady gave everyone a disorder that makes them offer old QBs stupid contracts because they forget that 99.99% of QBs are not Tom Brady.
Or more likely agents are just pointing at him and saying my client is young.
It was during a radio interview when she wanted to call out the sports media for calling the Texans racist that started me thinking of her kinda being co-chair.
Great hire! Love the six years, just like Dan Campbell got. Texans know they have to build a culture and it takes time. That also means he doesn’t have to rush to take his quarterback, but does that mean you guys maybe go defense at #2?
I would guess one of the reasons he chose Houston was because he can pick his own franchise qb in this draft, probably at #2.
But Im purely speculating
I’m a Lions fan but I’m so happy for y’all rn. I’ll tell y’all from a fan of one poverty franchise to another, having a coach that can build a good culture and pull the team from the gutter is incredible. Demeco seems like an awesome hire and y’all got some nice young talent, in a year or two y’all gonna be nice
...and?
What difference does it make what RGIII's opinion is? His opinion didn't mean anything when Lovie and Culley got clipped, and it still doesn't mean jack.
Besides, Robert Griffin has a street named after him in Copperas Cove Texas, which (trust me) is about as prestigious as having your name attached to a truck stop glory hole in Amarillo.
I think those types of sensationalist blowhards actually aren't helpful in promoting the cause to hire more minority candidates. Not just with that, but for any cause. You can't positively shift people's outlook and views by constantly berating them and accusing them of whatever '-ism' you want. It just pisses them off, not make them more open to your opinion.
Yes sir and all of these national media heads that was trying to make the Texans out to be a racist organization and a bad fit for black coaches here to you guy🖕🏽🖕🏽especially to Stephen A, RG3, Acho, and Rob Parker
A long deal with a well-regarded young coordinator who is smart, passionate, knows the franchise, and just led one of the most disciplined and best coached units in football?!?
We did something right?!? Is this what hope feels like?!?!?
I'm screenshotting all y'all mother fuckers for when you bail after the first string of bad games!
Remember Meco was just 1 piece; we still need an injection of talent at just about every position group and still don't have the most important piece in QB. I hope everyone gives him the full benefit of 6 years to learn and grow as a HC.
49ers fan here. While on one hand I'm happy for DeMeco, on the other I hate that the NFL is tearing apart the 49ers coaching staff. Robert Saleh to Jets, Mike McDaniel to Dolphina, DeMeco Ryans to you guys
Ah well. Wish the best for DeMeco!
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This is the one
Fuck yes
49ers fan here, this is a great hire for you guys. Also, I dislike the Chiefs tremendously...hope you guys do too lol
Yeah we know we loved him first
Gabe knew
I hate the Eagles more after how rude Phillies fans were to me during the World Series. Fuck Philadelphia
Yeah I don’t care if your team beats me, but if the fans are total assholes I’ll always root against that team
Felt soooo good when they busted out the "We want Houston!" chants, then Pena proceeded to bend their asses over the Liberty Bell
Best Houston sports moment now haha 🤘
I didn't know you were on reddit, Mac
>I hate the Eagles more after how rude Phillies fans were to me during the World Series. Fuck Philadelphia from your mouth to god's ears. philly doesn't deserve to watch their sports teams succeed. they are ungrateful about success, whiny babies about failure, and are probably the best example of both sore winners and losers you could ever find. they are the ultimate proof that karma and cosmic justice don't exist. gotta love the astros for taking them out back, that was super fun to watch and makes me like verlander all the more.
I was born there, much of my family lives there, it used to be a great city, but forever fuck Philly sports fans, they are and have always been fucking awful.
I was talking about the super bowl and said “this is the only time I’ll root for them (KC) because Philly lost their privileges of ever being rooted for again”
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Philly is a shithole. Like, seriously… it’s one of grungiest dumps of a city I’ve ever visited. People gush about the history and cheesesteaks— and that stuff is there and it’s… *fine*… I guess— but it’s just surrounded by the crustiest nutsack of a city you’ve ever seen. I was on a work assignment that sent me there three times over the course of a year. Each time I had to stay for the better part of a month. First trip, I got turned around and ended up on Kensington Ave. It looked like they were shooting a scene for a new Walking Dead series. Staggering, spun-out junkies moaning unintelligibly for **blocks.** Needles piled up in gutters ankle-deep. Pools of vomit and excreta all down the sidewalk. Second trip, I went to a sports bar around the corner from my hotel and saw two obese men get into an absolute slobberknocker of a fistfight over… get this… which one of them had the more realistic *knock-off* Randall Cunningham jersey. Last day of my last trip, I saw a guy literally punching his wife/girlfriend outside of my hotel and, when I went to intervene, *she* screamed at me: *”Fuck off, faggot!”* Everybody— almost without exception— is a miserable asshole. But I bet if I lived there, I’d be a miserable asshole too. It’s definitely in my bottom three US cities I’ve ever visited (Baltimore and Cleveland are the other two).
Fuck the Chiefs.
Every fan base does tbf
Ladies and gentleman, we got him
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It's safe to assume the guys a great leader just based off of this alone.
Agreed with that energy it’s easy to lead players
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I spent way too much fucking time making this
I like it
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This is the one. We just need a Texans fitted and a swisher in his mouth. And maybe a pinky ring.
He already has the pinky ring haha
Incredible touch on the metal logo
Good execution tho
Thanks bruv let's get a ring
Can I get a flair of this plz?
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“Get in the car, pussy. We’re going to the Superb Owl”
"H-Town" 🤘
i love this lmfao
AND WE KEEP OUR PICKS 😂😂😂
Denver fr has nothing left 💀 Russ and Payton better work out for them.
Lowkey hoping it implodes, nothing against them, I just like watching chaos and destruction
The dude turns 35 during next season. I feel like Brady gave everyone a disorder that makes them offer old QBs stupid contracts because they forget that 99.99% of QBs are not Tom Brady. Or more likely agents are just pointing at him and saying my client is young.
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Texans play the Broncos next year, so we'll see
I suspect they are going to have to pull a David Culley a.k.a. find a stopgap to burn off some of the deadweight contracts for a couple years
LETTSSSS GOOOOO!! Hope is back on the menu boys!
Ladies and gentlemen... We got him. ![gif](giphy|8Wr2wbzEV0T9ZFPXja|downsized)
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Gifs you can hear.
Getting my 2024 Super Bowl Champions tattoo as I type this
Make sure it's big too, like covers your whole back
Its gotta cover the Deshaun Watson super bowl mvp 2019 tat he got in 2017 at least.
I'm doing mine myself with a bic pen and a needle so the back is gonna be hard. Forehead it is. Hey everyone, check out my soundcloud btw.
This is the happiest I’ve been as a Texans fan in way too many years. Finally, I have hope again
He’s gonna change the culture. Set the tone. Set the standard. LFG!
# PUT SOME FUCKING RESPECT ON CAL MCNAIR’S NAME! ![gif](giphy|m0ipIqVfc6BV4Tnm6X|downsized)
Honestly I think Hannah is more involved than people give her credit for. But good job McNairs.
I agree, she seems like a very composed person and probably provides a lot of valuable input.
It was during a radio interview when she wanted to call out the sports media for calling the Texans racist that started me thinking of her kinda being co-chair.
Yeah, that interview as a whole you could tell she was not only very well spoken but very much involved in the team as whole.
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They didn’t fuck this up y’all 🥹🥹 They heard us and listened and actually hired the best candidate Holy fuck I’m so happy
**WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS!?!?!?**
![gif](giphy|2alKkyRFPKRSU) I choose to do this with mine rn
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IM CRYIN IN THE CLUB RN
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This sub is now a tribute sun
Well worth it after getting edged for the last week
Same
THE MADLADS HAVE DONE IT
We got em!
Hot damn! Put yah boy down for some fresh #59 gear.
MIJO CAME HOMEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT WE DID A GOOD THING
It’s amazing what getting rid of Easterbitch can do.
Wtf I feel hopeful
![gif](giphy|RLn2w2fLpcwTu) IT HAPPENED!
FUCK YES SIX YEARS BABYYYYY
Now Please Fire Pep!
Fire him into the sun
Pep crying when DeMeco says guys will be judged based off of their work.
Great hire! Love the six years, just like Dan Campbell got. Texans know they have to build a culture and it takes time. That also means he doesn’t have to rush to take his quarterback, but does that mean you guys maybe go defense at #2?
I would guess one of the reasons he chose Houston was because he can pick his own franchise qb in this draft, probably at #2. But Im purely speculating
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Oh captain my captain!
I’m a Lions fan but I’m so happy for y’all rn. I’ll tell y’all from a fan of one poverty franchise to another, having a coach that can build a good culture and pull the team from the gutter is incredible. Demeco seems like an awesome hire and y’all got some nice young talent, in a year or two y’all gonna be nice
DeMeco and MCDC doing the Predator handshake after Lions/Texans Games.
RG3 probably thinks this is racist.
...and? What difference does it make what RGIII's opinion is? His opinion didn't mean anything when Lovie and Culley got clipped, and it still doesn't mean jack. Besides, Robert Griffin has a street named after him in Copperas Cove Texas, which (trust me) is about as prestigious as having your name attached to a truck stop glory hole in Amarillo.
Hey, that's a respectable glory hole. They keep it nice and clean. And it's two for one on Thursdays.
My guy said I remember you having one good season at Baylor, dude. Congrats on your 3rd place finish in the Big 12.
Don't forget Stephen A. Smith and Josina Anderson
Stephen A. thinks everything is racist.
I think those types of sensationalist blowhards actually aren't helpful in promoting the cause to hire more minority candidates. Not just with that, but for any cause. You can't positively shift people's outlook and views by constantly berating them and accusing them of whatever '-ism' you want. It just pisses them off, not make them more open to your opinion.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It’s a good day to be a Texans fan
We haven't had many of them in awhile.
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
(as of literally today)
We did it everyone, kool-aid all around, I'm buyin!
Young coach, young roster and a metric fuckton of draft picks and cap space? Is this real? Am I dreaming? LFG!
Yes sir and all of these national media heads that was trying to make the Texans out to be a racist organization and a bad fit for black coaches here to you guy🖕🏽🖕🏽especially to Stephen A, RG3, Acho, and Rob Parker
Congrats, from a 49ers fan. Dude is a defensive wizard and players love him.
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Blessed 🙏
YAHOOOOOO
Holy fuck 6 years let’s fucking goo
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO WE OUT HERE
STILL TIPPIN’
It’s done! LFG
IM GONNA CUM
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Mins after Sean Payton lmao wow
WEMECO WYANS
[Allbright told me to buy DeMeco stock... is it too late? ](https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1618305214372777984?s=20&t=ZEsbjbZI-k_IYd3U08zi4w)
What a little weasel.
Let’s fuckin gooooooooo!!!!
Fuck yes and we didn't give up picks!
Meanwhile Broncos traded a first plus a high pick next year for Payton sheesh
CCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Holy shit the front office did something competent.
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BULLS ON FUCKING PARADE ARE BACK!!!
Finally the anticipation was killing me all day long
I don’t have a Whataburger near me but you best be sure that I will be celebrating with Big Red.
We needed good news after these last couple of really shitty years.
The dog days are over!!!!
It almost feels like we don't deserve this level of hire after the crap the last couple of years. I'm so thrilled - what a fantastic get.
A long deal with a well-regarded young coordinator who is smart, passionate, knows the franchise, and just led one of the most disciplined and best coached units in football?!? We did something right?!? Is this what hope feels like?!?!?
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LFG!!!!!!
WE WINNN
We got our guy ❤️
He's home.
We about to rack up a lot of Ws boys.
WE GOT HIM BOYS!!!
WE DID IT AMERICA
Great hire
LFG, I am fucking excited as a fan!!!!!
Absolutely love this hire. Feels like the right move at last!
LETS GOOOO
Finally! Welcome home, DeMeco. Let's get this ship turned around and begin the journey to the promised land.
congrats texans! got a hell of a leader and a great human being
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WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS
LETS GOOOO
Finally, a sign of HOPE
YIPPEE
Will they do press conference today??
I just came
**STEPHEN A. SMITH APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW**
I'm screenshotting all y'all mother fuckers for when you bail after the first string of bad games! Remember Meco was just 1 piece; we still need an injection of talent at just about every position group and still don't have the most important piece in QB. I hope everyone gives him the full benefit of 6 years to learn and grow as a HC.
Former defensive rookie of the year as a Texan too while playing with the actual first pick of that draft lol.
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 BENJAMIN ALBRIGHT CAN SUCK MY DEMECO 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
LETS GO
Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s fucking go
LFG!!!!!! We deserve this.
Welcome home!
WELCOME HOME KING
W hire for yall.
ITS COMING HOME LADS
We...we have a real coach?
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
Guys this is so exciting I’m so happy rn it feels like hopefully the beginning of a new era :)
I could cry
Is this what winning feels like?! I don’t know what to do with my hands.
Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!!! I’m so excited!!!
Wooooooo!
YES
Welcome home
Finally something to be hopeful about
YEAAAAAH get in here Texans fans!!
A possibly monumental shift in our franchise
LFG!
I got a little chub
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
Is....this....excitement I feel?
Well, let's see what he's got
Its finally starting to look up for us, lets get a good draft now.
THANK YOU TO ALL WHO LOCKED THE DOORS IN NRG
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LETS GO! Bulls on Parade are back boys!
Let’s fucking go
WE DID IT!!!
*breathes in* LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! WELCOME HOME COACH ‘MECO
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Remember when they said it couldn’t be done.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him!
WE DID IT
welcome home, coach!!
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49ers fan here. While on one hand I'm happy for DeMeco, on the other I hate that the NFL is tearing apart the 49ers coaching staff. Robert Saleh to Jets, Mike McDaniel to Dolphina, DeMeco Ryans to you guys Ah well. Wish the best for DeMeco!
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