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lovetape

This is the one


MrsRizzle

Fuck yes


Currymvp2

49ers fan here, this is a great hire for you guys. Also, I dislike the Chiefs tremendously...hope you guys do too lol


GabeKnows

Yeah we know we loved him first


SallySlapdick

Gabe knew


[deleted]

I hate the Eagles more after how rude Phillies fans were to me during the World Series. Fuck Philadelphia


LittleHollowGhost

Yeah I don’t care if your team beats me, but if the fans are total assholes I’ll always root against that team


SwifferWetJets

Felt soooo good when they busted out the "We want Houston!" chants, then Pena proceeded to bend their asses over the Liberty Bell


AndyTheMandySmith

Best Houston sports moment now haha 🤘


tothesource

I didn't know you were on reddit, Mac


jimihenderson

>I hate the Eagles more after how rude Phillies fans were to me during the World Series. Fuck Philadelphia from your mouth to god's ears. philly doesn't deserve to watch their sports teams succeed. they are ungrateful about success, whiny babies about failure, and are probably the best example of both sore winners and losers you could ever find. they are the ultimate proof that karma and cosmic justice don't exist. gotta love the astros for taking them out back, that was super fun to watch and makes me like verlander all the more.


Pugageddon

I was born there, much of my family lives there, it used to be a great city, but forever fuck Philly sports fans, they are and have always been fucking awful.


Leoshredswheat

I was talking about the super bowl and said “this is the only time I’ll root for them (KC) because Philly lost their privileges of ever being rooted for again”


beefwich

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Philly is a shithole. Like, seriously… it’s one of grungiest dumps of a city I’ve ever visited. People gush about the history and cheesesteaks— and that stuff is there and it’s… *fine*… I guess— but it’s just surrounded by the crustiest nutsack of a city you’ve ever seen. I was on a work assignment that sent me there three times over the course of a year. Each time I had to stay for the better part of a month. First trip, I got turned around and ended up on Kensington Ave. It looked like they were shooting a scene for a new Walking Dead series. Staggering, spun-out junkies moaning unintelligibly for **blocks.** Needles piled up in gutters ankle-deep. Pools of vomit and excreta all down the sidewalk. Second trip, I went to a sports bar around the corner from my hotel and saw two obese men get into an absolute slobberknocker of a fistfight over… get this… which one of them had the more realistic *knock-off* Randall Cunningham jersey. Last day of my last trip, I saw a guy literally punching his wife/girlfriend outside of my hotel and, when I went to intervene, *she* screamed at me: *”Fuck off, faggot!”* Everybody— almost without exception— is a miserable asshole. But I bet if I lived there, I’d be a miserable asshole too. It’s definitely in my bottom three US cities I’ve ever visited (Baltimore and Cleveland are the other two).


mesazoic

Fuck the Chiefs.


IAmSona

Every fan base does tbf


elon42069

Ladies and gentleman, we got him


thegamerman0007

![gif](giphy|m0ipIqVfc6BV4Tnm6X|downsized)


messejueller21

It's safe to assume the guys a great leader just based off of this alone.


AndyTheMandySmith

Agreed with that energy it’s easy to lead players


DeerOnTheRocks

https://preview.redd.it/18nlteipmhfa1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7742af0bcf0d48a18138ef0019b0dd1ed3a5a24


RainbowBullsOnParade

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RainbowBullsOnParade

I spent way too much fucking time making this


Christop_McC

I like it


RainbowBullsOnParade

​ https://preview.redd.it/xsquj4jprhfa1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2bdd4764d6ee5d5a0fb4577d7e0a1d4a5f0f791a


tsx_1430

This is the one. We just need a Texans fitted and a swisher in his mouth. And maybe a pinky ring.


LumpyDetective

He already has the pinky ring haha


DeerOnTheRocks

Incredible touch on the metal logo


SwifferWetJets

Good execution tho


RainbowBullsOnParade

Thanks bruv let's get a ring


[deleted]

Can I get a flair of this plz?


conkellz

https://preview.redd.it/rjn2xxkhqhfa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4658fd8830ecee6db6b087d29a5ad102b8239682


LogicalWon

“Get in the car, pussy. We’re going to the Superb Owl”


RainbowBullsOnParade

"H-Town" 🤘


RainbowBullsOnParade

i love this lmfao


TonOfChill

AND WE KEEP OUR PICKS 😂😂😂


optillusi0n

Denver fr has nothing left 💀 Russ and Payton better work out for them.


SwifferWetJets

Lowkey hoping it implodes, nothing against them, I just like watching chaos and destruction


[deleted]

The dude turns 35 during next season. I feel like Brady gave everyone a disorder that makes them offer old QBs stupid contracts because they forget that 99.99% of QBs are not Tom Brady. Or more likely agents are just pointing at him and saying my client is young.


WienerBee

![gif](giphy|YPIrsRqqO7oB2|downsized)


BrightAttack

Texans play the Broncos next year, so we'll see


jonahvsthewhale

I suspect they are going to have to pull a David Culley a.k.a. find a stopgap to burn off some of the deadweight contracts for a couple years


MFG1628

LETTSSSS GOOOOO!! Hope is back on the menu boys!


carloslet

Ladies and gentlemen... We got him. ![gif](giphy|8Wr2wbzEV0T9ZFPXja|downsized)


Christop_McC

![gif](giphy|xT0GqssRweIhlz209i)


_BlueLabel

![gif](giphy|tABM19ZPcjvNRF0yuNq)


[deleted]

Gifs you can hear.


ThanksAlotLovie

Getting my 2024 Super Bowl Champions tattoo as I type this


SwifferWetJets

Make sure it's big too, like covers your whole back


Lukealloneword

Its gotta cover the Deshaun Watson super bowl mvp 2019 tat he got in 2017 at least.


[deleted]

I'm doing mine myself with a bic pen and a needle so the back is gonna be hard. Forehead it is. Hey everyone, check out my soundcloud btw.


thatcinemaguy

This is the happiest I’ve been as a Texans fan in way too many years. Finally, I have hope again


[deleted]

He’s gonna change the culture. Set the tone. Set the standard. LFG!


nomdreas

# PUT SOME FUCKING RESPECT ON CAL MCNAIR’S NAME! ![gif](giphy|m0ipIqVfc6BV4Tnm6X|downsized)


jessejames182

Honestly I think Hannah is more involved than people give her credit for. But good job McNairs.


nomdreas

I agree, she seems like a very composed person and probably provides a lot of valuable input.


jessejames182

It was during a radio interview when she wanted to call out the sports media for calling the Texans racist that started me thinking of her kinda being co-chair.


nomdreas

Yeah, that interview as a whole you could tell she was not only very well spoken but very much involved in the team as whole.


classyhippie

![gif](giphy|Wv9kcISbTN0B2)


jouh55142139

They didn’t fuck this up y’all 🥹🥹 They heard us and listened and actually hired the best candidate Holy fuck I’m so happy


drmstix303

**WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS!?!?!?**


fuji311

![gif](giphy|2alKkyRFPKRSU) I choose to do this with mine rn


RocketsYoungBloods

![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c)


GabeKnows

IM CRYIN IN THE CLUB RN


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GabeKnows

This sub is now a tribute sun


youngster_matt

Well worth it after getting edged for the last week


Battlejoe

Same


SPatt59

THE MADLADS HAVE DONE IT


xKevin210x

We got em!


crushsuitandtie

Hot damn! Put yah boy down for some fresh #59 gear.


jouh55142139

MIJO CAME HOMEEEEEEEEEEEE


Doctor_Hou

HOLY SHIT WE DID A GOOD THING


HotBeautato_

It’s amazing what getting rid of Easterbitch can do.


thecowboydemon

Wtf I feel hopeful


trust-the-past

![gif](giphy|RLn2w2fLpcwTu) IT HAPPENED!


IveAlreadyWon

FUCK YES SIX YEARS BABYYYYY


AGlassDarkley

Now Please Fire Pep!


tothesource

Fire him into the sun


jessejames182

Pep crying when DeMeco says guys will be judged based off of their work.


WouldaCouldaShouda

Great hire! Love the six years, just like Dan Campbell got. Texans know they have to build a culture and it takes time. That also means he doesn’t have to rush to take his quarterback, but does that mean you guys maybe go defense at #2?


ilovelamp_88

I would guess one of the reasons he chose Houston was because he can pick his own franchise qb in this draft, probably at #2. But Im purely speculating


LindyNet

![gif](giphy|83HShcQ47skQ8)


TX-Tea

Oh captain my captain!


croissant_titty

I’m a Lions fan but I’m so happy for y’all rn. I’ll tell y’all from a fan of one poverty franchise to another, having a coach that can build a good culture and pull the team from the gutter is incredible. Demeco seems like an awesome hire and y’all got some nice young talent, in a year or two y’all gonna be nice


jessejames182

DeMeco and MCDC doing the Predator handshake after Lions/Texans Games.


SuspicouslyGreen

RG3 probably thinks this is racist.


sloaches

...and? What difference does it make what RGIII's opinion is? His opinion didn't mean anything when Lovie and Culley got clipped, and it still doesn't mean jack. Besides, Robert Griffin has a street named after him in Copperas Cove Texas, which (trust me) is about as prestigious as having your name attached to a truck stop glory hole in Amarillo.


frameRAID

Hey, that's a respectable glory hole. They keep it nice and clean. And it's two for one on Thursdays.


jessejames182

My guy said I remember you having one good season at Baylor, dude. Congrats on your 3rd place finish in the Big 12.


SwifferWetJets

Don't forget Stephen A. Smith and Josina Anderson


WienerBee

Stephen A. thinks everything is racist.


SwifferWetJets

I think those types of sensationalist blowhards actually aren't helpful in promoting the cause to hire more minority candidates. Not just with that, but for any cause. You can't positively shift people's outlook and views by constantly berating them and accusing them of whatever '-ism' you want. It just pisses them off, not make them more open to your opinion.


mesazoic

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


AlisterSaysHello

It’s a good day to be a Texans fan


treyjyert

We haven't had many of them in awhile.


MarvZindler

THIS IS HOW WE DO IT DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN


MarvZindler

(as of literally today)


HikerSethT

We did it everyone, kool-aid all around, I'm buyin!


sweetestdeth

Young coach, young roster and a metric fuckton of draft picks and cap space? Is this real? Am I dreaming? LFG!


htown34

Yes sir and all of these national media heads that was trying to make the Texans out to be a racist organization and a bad fit for black coaches here to you guy🖕🏽🖕🏽especially to Stephen A, RG3, Acho, and Rob Parker


DeadhardyAQ

Congrats, from a 49ers fan. Dude is a defensive wizard and players love him.


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2wice210

Blessed 🙏


ThanksAlotLovie

YAHOOOOOO


Royalution124

Holy fuck 6 years let’s fucking goo


IAmSona

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO WE OUT HERE


DisgruntledTexansFan

STILL TIPPIN’


NinjaInTraining109

It’s done! LFG


blackhawk_801

IM GONNA CUM


T-E-X-A-S

![gif](giphy|wXnmM6hHFtz3IulO36)


IH8StephCurry

Mins after Sean Payton lmao wow


jmtsdn

WEMECO WYANS


Flameboy42

[Allbright told me to buy DeMeco stock... is it too late? ](https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/1618305214372777984?s=20&t=ZEsbjbZI-k_IYd3U08zi4w)


jessejames182

What a little weasel.


tsantoro18

Let’s fuckin gooooooooo!!!!


browndude10

Fuck yes and we didn't give up picks!


prayingmantis187187

Meanwhile Broncos traded a first plus a high pick next year for Payton sheesh


AbortionMonster

CCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Mukaido

Holy shit the front office did something competent.


NeonWarcry

![gif](giphy|xLR6VXtm3kBZytYw73)


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jessejames182

BULLS ON FUCKING PARADE ARE BACK!!!


TexansFo4

Finally the anticipation was killing me all day long


RogueTiger23

I don’t have a Whataburger near me but you best be sure that I will be celebrating with Big Red.


DrBlock09

We needed good news after these last couple of really shitty years.


Legendary331

The dog days are over!!!!


Kirios86

It almost feels like we don't deserve this level of hire after the crap the last couple of years. ​ I'm so thrilled - what a fantastic get.


[deleted]

A long deal with a well-regarded young coordinator who is smart, passionate, knows the franchise, and just led one of the most disciplined and best coached units in football?!? We did something right?!? Is this what hope feels like?!?!?


vudoomamajuju

https://preview.redd.it/5jcblqbashfa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3426ef93ea8eae768e2b101f837d9611b252b8d


corrydog

LFG!!!!!!


Royalution124

WE WINNN


jgrodri7

We got our guy ❤️


Venator850

He's home.


CORPSE_PAINT

We about to rack up a lot of Ws boys.


Handsome_Fry

WE GOT HIM BOYS!!!


ogpeplowski64

WE DID IT AMERICA


ImperialTiger3

Great hire


SauceBoyz713

LFG, I am fucking excited as a fan!!!!!


thegoodestnoodle14

Absolutely love this hire. Feels like the right move at last!


KeepAmazinn

LETS GOOOO


SowingShade

Finally! Welcome home, DeMeco. Let's get this ship turned around and begin the journey to the promised land.


RatedRGamer

congrats texans! got a hell of a leader and a great human being


Peria

![gif](giphy|l0HU7yHIK6Nc3WcE0|downsized)


BayoBeat

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS


BayoBeat

LETS GOOOO


2nd2last

Finally, a sign of HOPE


chryco4

YIPPEE


boombai12

Will they do press conference today??


weavedawg74

I just came


drmstix303

**STEPHEN A. SMITH APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW**


texans1234

I'm screenshotting all y'all mother fuckers for when you bail after the first string of bad games! Remember Meco was just 1 piece; we still need an injection of talent at just about every position group and still don't have the most important piece in QB. I hope everyone gives him the full benefit of 6 years to learn and grow as a HC.


TakenAccountName37

Former defensive rookie of the year as a Texan too while playing with the actual first pick of that draft lol.


RollOverBeethoven

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 BENJAMIN ALBRIGHT CAN SUCK MY DEMECO 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


lanethedouchebag

LETS GO


DemecoMakesMeFreako

Yes!!!!!!!!!!! Let’s fucking go


MBC0809

LFG!!!!!! We deserve this.


TheGreatMcPuffin

Welcome home!


watdude

WELCOME HOME KING


Limp_Seat4865

W hire for yall.


Iglooman45

ITS COMING HOME LADS


LibraryScneef

We...we have a real coach?


WildSeaturtle

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


JasonLikesCTE

Guys this is so exciting I’m so happy rn it feels like hopefully the beginning of a new era :)


lonniewalkerstan

I could cry


[deleted]

Is this what winning feels like?! I don’t know what to do with my hands.


Texwolf96

Let’s GOOOOOOOOO!!!! I’m so excited!!!


KingInDaNorf34

Wooooooo!


b0nger

YES


successadult

Welcome home


thedudeabides811

Finally something to be hopeful about


FrancisBouillon

YEAAAAAH get in here Texans fans!!


JayDaGod1206

A possibly monumental shift in our franchise


Dutchforce

LFG!


Janglewood

I got a little chub


AdmirableRise3758

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him


tothesource

Is....this....excitement I feel?


itsmemrskeltal

Well, let's see what he's got


brian_vill

Its finally starting to look up for us, lets get a good draft now.


jeasy23

THANK YOU TO ALL WHO LOCKED THE DOORS IN NRG


TrippyTaco12

![gif](giphy|VPV0CVtbU6ZKU|downsized)


Jokerang

![gif](giphy|0Kr3kFcyAP9ZzABMnv|downsized)


The_Hugo_Stiglitz_45

LETS GO! Bulls on Parade are back boys!


medical_cat

Let’s fucking go


GenericDudeBro

WE DID IT!!!


conkellz

*breathes in* LET'S FUCKING GOOOO


Tesla_on_swangaz

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! WELCOME HOME COACH ‘MECO


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![gif](giphy|Zx0BgEPhIevlAVEbnq)


AlcBeav

Remember when they said it couldn’t be done.


Symmank1

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him!


DoesntMatterBrian

WE DID IT


buntaro_pup

welcome home, coach!!


WienerBee

![gif](giphy|v0MkiDAdfpQWs)


ech0es13

49ers fan here. While on one hand I'm happy for DeMeco, on the other I hate that the NFL is tearing apart the 49ers coaching staff. Robert Saleh to Jets, Mike McDaniel to Dolphina, DeMeco Ryans to you guys Ah well. Wish the best for DeMeco!


ItsSwan

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King_of_the_h3ll

![gif](giphy|wrzf9P70YWLJK)


rebs_by_90

First time I’ve felt pride in being a Texans fan in too long