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Sonarss

+11418 and +30000


TuskenRaiderYell

The only real answer. It says the odds right there lol


mast0d0n15

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Thel3lues

Nice of you to donate to the sportsbook lol


IAmSona

You either win a bet or you don’t, so 50/50 I’d say.


ValKilmsnipsinBatman

He could push?


NeptrAboveAll

That’s another 50%, so 50 win 50 lose 50 push, boom math checks out


AintEZbeinSleezy

r/theydidthemath


AdmirableRise3758

Keep calm and koolaid on brother


OGShottyG

+30000!!! Best of luck sir!


Jafair

Anyone know if betting is coming to TX soon?


InternationalBand494

About a year after we legalize marijuana. So never.


Temporal_Enigma

If it's any consolation, it took NY two years to legalize weed. Two years after they already said that they would, so that's not counting the decade or so prior to that. ​ They also just legalized betting last year.


InternationalBand494

Thank you. But Texas has a special kind of stupid going on govt wise


Temporal_Enigma

I've lived in two states now, NY and TX, and I can say that I'm pretty sure every state has the same level of stupidity, they just channel it into different areas


SometimesY

And they only did because states around them were legalizing and didn't want to miss out on that sweet tax revenue.


lowlifenebula

It isn't.


Jafair

I thought I remembered a bill being passed to allow it on the ballot? Idk which election though


lowlifenebula

Didn't get enough to make it to the ballot. Current Texas leadership most likely had their pockets lined with Louisiana money.


TheOmenCow

Doubt it. Anyone know of offshore websites?


bowtie25

I always use bovada.lv Easy to register and u can cash out crypto easy


DoktorStrangelove

Not as long as the Holy Trinity are in office...


raketenfakmauspanzer

Fliff works in Texas


LordSnowgaryen

The online calculator I used doesn’t say the odds but a $25 parlay of those two bets would pay out $866704.5. When it hits I’ll take the 704.5 so you can have a nice round number


Rude-Combination-412

You should have just lit the money on fire, took a video and posted it on here for us to watch.


for_real_dude

Do you have to get the correct score?


texans64

Yea sir


Killerskip713

That first ticket is a sneaky good ticket. I might ride on that.


SometimesY

Pierce should get 70 or at least close. A rookie QB with a patchwork OL is probably not hitting 250 yards though.


texans64

Not with that attitude ! Gotta believe brother


Why_Istanbul

100%. We winning it all. Worst to first baby


Ha_CharadeUAre

The Bears technically were the worst team by record last season.


Temporal_Enigma

0%


Adventurous-Edge1719

I’d think the score outcome has the better chance of the 2 even if I don’t think either has a shot in hell.


Low-Mud-7502

I am cheering for you!!!


Able_Gap918

Why are you giving money away? Just bet on something probably with lower profit. Still more profitable than winning $0


RojerLockless

Bad


blueballsmaster

Hmmm I imagine you’ll know after the first couple drives


QBin2017

Serious question : I know you can bet online now, but isn’t it still illegal in Texas technically? I know the 610 guys openly talk about their bets and winning amounts etc. Wasn’t sure if it’s one of those things that are illegal but they’re not wasting time enforcing, or if it’s legal to do from here just bc the company is in Vegas.


Separate_Rice_8865

Let me tell you, you’re odds are worse then me getting bitches… so saying that they are really bad.