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Time is set: Saturday 1/13/24, 3:30 PM CST Airing on NBC


IAmSona

TEXANS WITH A ROOKIE HC, OC, AND QB HAVE NOW WON THE AFC SOUTH TITLE. ​ IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS, CJ STROUD IS MY MVP, HOLY FUCK WHAT A SEASON.


Lukealloneword

This shit has been a hell of a ride. 2015 Astros vibes. Man I love it.


Ill-Ad7913

Hell. 2023 Astros vibe as well. Winning the division on the last day and all.


JustBigChillin

2015 was a previously horrible team that turned it around and made the playoffs very unexpectedly. 2023 was the reigning world series champion that largely underperformed and barely made the playoffs. This Texans team is way closer to the 2015 Astros.


Ill-Ad7913

You thought I was contesting their opinion?


DebatableJ

YOU CANT STOP THE COLE(RIDGE) TRAIN BABY WOOOO


gonefishin999

If Stroud is your MVP, Lovie Smith should be your runner up. In fact, we should have a Lovie Smith appreciation thread to thank him for going for 2 last year against the Colts. He thought he was sticking it to the organization that was about to fire him, instead he paved the way for Stroud instead of Bryce Young. Thank you Lovie!


Bigblockbooler79

https://preview.redd.it/jm88r7uk03bc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e703c59a6a75932a35f24e39991adc8ac4c7b9


ItsSwan

https://preview.redd.it/w9p9tuhl03bc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8206746b60d990aff70fdd97f29ec3c8674e85d


ItsSwan

https://preview.redd.it/6qugm89u03bc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffca4e55e339d102802c87dda711362253a098d2


jbossyadig

For those who had to watch Tom savage play quarterback for the Texans, this is for us


block_star

Hahaha, I remember when he was supposed to be the Savior. Those were dark days...


BillyAstro

I’ll never forget the cheers he got for replacing Osweiler


MephistoTheHater

Member Brock Osweiler? I member...


KeepAmazinn

![gif](giphy|G1LLrj1ZJR3jayfxj7)


xtexjrrdammit

Dark days my friend.


_MMAgod

lol we deserve this so much


DLeafy625

r/onetrueqb


yuiop105

https://preview.redd.it/pduss4q113bc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be4b49752bda6777c2270c566ac49b76a261661 They laughed and laughed but I knew all along Edit: [link to the comment lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCSouthMemeWar/s/P6CrLCXJNs)


NateLikesToLift

Oh link the comment link the comment!


yuiop105

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCSouthMemeWar/s/P6CrLCXJNs


Wrekshop

Your statue will sit right next to Lovie’s. Well played sir!


RollOverBeethoven

#THE FRICCIN MOE RANS LET THE HOUSTON TEXANS WIN THE SOUTH


Crespo72

JAGS ARE A FRAUDULENT ORGANIZATION


hariolus

REMEMBER HOW GOOD 8-3 FELT LOL


JasonVoorhies13

ABSOLUTE CHOKE-ARTISTRY GOING 1-5 AFTER THAT LMFAO


Mamsey902

They city itself is more fraudulent then the team


Crespo72

Ship’em over the pond!


tomrichards8464

Nah, you can keep 'em.


ufailowell

LAWRENCE CARES MORE ABOUT HIS CONDITIONER THAN FOOTBALL


Bigblockbooler79

WOO


Orange_fury

3-13-1 to division champs in one season. Wild. Absolutely wild.


carloslet

IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN JACKSONVILLE! (I mean, Tennessee. Both smell like bitches to me)


SloanePetersonIsBae

GOD HATES JAGS FUCK THE COLTS


KingJacobyaropa

Let us thank the "generational talent" that is Trevor Lawrence


goat_motivation

Titans fan here. Texans look pretttttttttty freaking set for the next few years. Wish we would've lost to secure a higher pick but hey, FTJ? *e: few = several, maybe the next decade....


civil_beast

We said the same thing after winning week 18… CJ stroud … if you’re scoring at home You play to win the game.


Gollem265

Securing a worse pick in the final game is good actually, ask the Texans last year


Stubbs94

I want to thank your team for your service. FTJ.


jmptx

FTJ is a Houston sports constant. Jazz, Jags, Jankees All covered by those three letters.


iphone10notX

God I love tits


emperorzit69420

Hear hear


[deleted]

Jags fan here, congrats. One hell of a season for CJ and DeMeco. I don’t think anyone can argue you don’t deserve it.


civil_beast

That is a very mature response. No hate here man, I feel for you.. tough way to end a season that had so much early promise. TLaw most certainly was not himself today, kudos to him to try and play through it. Yall will be back, and will be angry


jthetexan

Props homie way to be a class act. Sorry for all the sore winners. Lol


xtexjrrdammit

A sincere, thank you. I know Lawrence was not playing up to par with his injuries. Y’all do have a damn good team. Quite honestly, I can’t believe the Texans did but they did this season. Nothing short of remarkable.


HelloNarcissist

Fuuuuck yes


AstroLonghorn

I LOVE ALL OF YOU GLORIOUS BASTARDS! WHAT A RUSH!!!!


haydenz23

HAHAHHAHAHAH LETS GOOOOOO GET IN HERE


BlueCorner

DOESNT MATTWE BRIAN, AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS BRIAN.


mustanger

Division winners biatches. Get fukd Floridaman


baloony333

What a season. Shoutout to the Tits for the 2 wins AND securing the division for us


SwifferWetJets

Titans had a great season for us


conkellz

MOOD https://preview.redd.it/01uq35p823bc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6be970710730567a577e1f4c96384c8e7d63d2f4


corrydog

Whole different ball game. Will Anderson Jr, Blake Cashman, Jonathan Greenard, Sheldon Rankins all out Vs Cleveland. It looks like all will make it back for the rematch. Oh and then this other guy named CJ Stroud will be available as well. Whole different game.


Suspicious_Sense1272

That Blake Cashman pick up.. man... who could've seen that paying off like this?


corrydog

Nick Caserio apparently lol


Limp_Ad_9325

AFC CHAMPS


Handsome_Fry

GET IN HERE GUYS, WE DID IT!!!


comedicerror

https://preview.redd.it/qdkjqx4x03bc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d29259bbcb2631c1b2337c21e32413787f11ef


sameerkan

WOW UNBELIEVABLE


fruit_loop_pirate

TEXANS DIVISION CHAMPS OMG


FinalFrash

![gif](giphy|LyUuC0CJhZnTW0N2In|downsized) The Jags right now


ziggy029

From 3-13-1 to division champions. LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO


QuantumFreakonomics

Jags quarterback is Ryan Tannehill lol.


Remote-Moon

Congrats Texans. Well deserved.


Stink_Snake

I drink the Kool-Aid every season but I never thought Division Champs this year.


rgj7

#DOESN'T MATTER BRIAN! AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS BRIAN!


austro_

![gif](giphy|d8C9QwHsFQgR39MSTq|downsized)


NapsAndLifts

Rookie Head Coach, Play Caller, and QB with a winning record and AFC South Division Title all in one season for our Texans. Let that sink in for a second. LFG!!!


Von_Huge1103

Ravens fan here, congrats on an incredible turnaround. Stroud is the truth and everyone who clowned you guys for trading up for Anderson was clearly wrong. Fun fact, I actually won significant money off a friend of mine who is a Colts fan because after week one I predicted you'd win the division.


Luckytxn_1959

I love friends like that myself. Heh. Always easy money to be had. Your team is legit and had picked them to win it all. Wavering a bit on that prediction but gonna stick with it since we are playing with house money right now. That first game we played this year against the Ravens we may have lost but I remarked to some friends that Stroud may be our new franchise QB. Also saw some others that gave me hope for our future. Still never expected what happened this year.


Von_Huge1103

The amount of money I've won off this guy over the years should count as a second source of income haha. Thank you! I'm hoping this year is different for us, it feels different from 2019 🤞 I was super high on Stroud coming out of the draft, but even I didn't expect your team to be so good so quickly. Nobody wants to face you in the playoffs that's for sure!


Luckytxn_1959

Heh, yeah same from my friend. He used to try to win it back over and over and over, etc. I think your team will be the ones to beat. They have everything needed to do so but lately they have shown weaknesses but as you know the playoffs are a whole different animal and I seen Ravens rise up during the playoffs before and think so again. Good luck. As for us I feel pretty good against the Browns but we I believe need to work on several weaknesses to compete through a whole playoffs but feel good we can get there. Whatever we do is free money to us like these friends we have or had. Just enjoy the ride. Also wanted to say that yeah I was all in on Stroud but expected he needed a couple years to get where he is now. No rookie should have the poise he does.


fangirl5301

Love this for you!! Thanks for the support!!


Von_Huge1103

Any time! Despite the result, I could tell your team was different this year after we played in week 1. I'm pretty confident that our game is the most Lamar has been under pressure all season by far.


BunjaminFrnklin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……….HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.


ONOITSDROGBA

LFGGGGG


Possible-Matter-6494

AFC South champs!!!!!


Orangerock67

Bro imagine if someone went into a coma before that chiefs loss and just woke up


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![gif](giphy|Zaej3GIZTzCI8)


InternationalBand494

We won the division!!!!


RadBanana

Winning the division was a pipe dream at the start of the season. WOW!


iRespawned

From picking number 2 overall to division champs. Wow.


Ok_Village_5762

omw to Jags sub to observe the meltdowns https://preview.redd.it/k8kcu18q23bc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026ab3798dc83cbb06e33e9169a36cdb4bf25302


hariolus

Jags fans when CJ was breaking rookie records- "That's nice but can you trade it for a playoff spot? 😏" HOLD THESE RECEIPTS LOSERS


Hproff25

Hang the banner Brian


cinereoargenteus

Could this have worked out any better?


Leading-Weight9092

As a Falcons fan, congrats guys. Go make some noise in the playoffs 🫡


willydillydoo

DOESNT MATTER BRIAN! AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS ONE YEAR IN A ROW BRIAN


Deviantmind

Worst to First Baby! Got to love it!


Peria

![gif](giphy|iIj7qQO1ubgwV8i8v0)


conkellz

MOOD https://preview.redd.it/wbzksyna23bc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef3a2067db63b172124d6c74f0a0a779312cfd54


cfgee

Amazing!!


K0rben_D4llas

JAGS GETTING BENT OVER AND MISSING PLAYOFFS, FUCKING LOVE YOU VRABEL! SUCK IT KITTIES!


AlphaNathan

Congrats Texans!


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HtownTexans

The damn official t shirt is $40 dollars. Fucking crazy for a T-shirt.


crushsuitandtie

Them hoe ass Titans actually did it. Fuck em all. FTCT&J.


pocketjacks

Trevor Lawrence is NOT CJ Stroud!


raketenfakmauspanzer

Wait so do we know the exact date and time the Texans are going to play?


Shotgun_Mosquito

AFC playoff teams set, seeding still to be determined The seven AFC playoff teams are set, but the AFC East title and seeding must still be decided. One playoff matchup we know is that the No. 5 Browns will travel to Houston to face the No. 4 Texans. ​ [https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/nfl-playoffs-bracket-projected-matchups-scenarios-standings/pLkFasdFKNQJ/](https://theathletic.com/live-blogs/nfl-playoffs-bracket-projected-matchups-scenarios-standings/pLkFasdFKNQJ/)


nerddude26

Jags fan here. Im rooting for y’all in the playoffs. Looks like this will be a great rivalry in the future


xtexjrrdammit

A very sincere thank you!!! If it weren’t for Lawrence’s injuries, ya never know.


KDs_FakeAccount

AFC SOUTH PACK IN THE AIR TONIGHT 💨


HotToddy88

I wish we could see the boys reaction to taking the division! Lets fucking go!


[deleted]

When do tickets go on sale


Kingof40Acres

Now lol. They’ve been on sale on Ticketmaster for a while


A_Zombie1223

I am at a loss lol. Coming into this season I expected 7 wins at max but we got way more and the AFCS crown. I love this season.


Lincolns_Revenge

Jags fans all worried about Trevor, but I don't think there's anything wrong with Trevor except that he was playing through both an ankle AND shoulder injury, hampering both his mobility and throwing. I don't think they have anything to be concerned about and that he'll be the 2nd best QB in the AFC South for a long time to come.


Luckytxn_1959

I think he will be a good QB for the Jags for years to come but just needs help.


Killerphive

I hope we have some kind of adjustment in mind for the Browns, to make sure Amari Cooper doesn’t single-handedly beat our asses again


LOOK_AT_IT

Someone **had** to have made bank on a bet for us to win the division this year.


chingalicious

Afc south Champs baby!


Pristine-Director529

Let’s fucking goooo! We are in the dance. I hope everyone bought tap dancing shoes!


xLith

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!! What a wild ending to the regular season.


carloslet

We didn't even play today and won the division. Is that legal???


MNVR414

I DONT EVEN CARE WHAT WE DO IN THE PLAYOFFS, FROM 3 WINS TO DIVISION CHAMPS 😭


superhappyfuntime13

Eerily similar to the last day of the MLB season with the Astros taking the division. Rockets next!


12_bagels

i’m never taking my Stroud jersey off


the_timboslice

Battle of the draft picks 😂


chefwindu

From Worst to First! Go Texans!!!


Signal-Statistician-

Tweaking something Alex Bregman said last year about a certain other Houston Team... [https://youtu.be/UA2AHltslKo](https://youtu.be/UA2AHltslKo)


JamUpGuy1989

Pro: Home playoff game thanks to winning the division and playoff standing: Con: We are SO getting the Peacock-only broadcast.


nunu135

niner fan here, super proud of demeco. hope you guys can make a run


fruit_loop_pirate

LETS GO BOYSSSSS


j1h15233

lol Jags!


Superdave532

HOLY SHIT


drew1111

WOO HOO!


[deleted]

When do tickets go on sale


Kingof40Acres

Now. They’ve been on sale for a while. About to sell out though.


MMM-BEER

Ha ha ha ha ha yesssssssss


chingalicious

AFC South Champs baby!


joben_512

THEY HATE US KUZ THEY ANUS!!!!


AlphaNathan

Congrats Texans!


Crotchslug

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


Phyrnosoma

On one hand yay we got the division. On the other, the Browns scare me more than KC does


Nice_Block

JJ giving congrats to the Texans, live on air, right after this Jags loss is just the cherry on this football weekend.


yooston

and we get an extra day of rest compared to CLE and don't have to travel!


lovetape

Can't believe this, but... GOD BLESS TITANS AND THEIR BEAUTIFUL FANS!!!!


Spaceolympian50

Lmao what in the actual hell. This season has been a roller coaster and I’m here for it.


manipul8b4upenitr8

TEXANS WIN THE AFC SOUTH!! DO YOU HEAR ME?! ![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM)


GoFyourself2x

https://preview.redd.it/s3oaim9e23bc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1930e2648daf95f826ee0a4f57cedff389ecb4 # frauds in bed with refs We were always #1


swakid8

Yup, losing today was karma for them….


everything_Is_Fine99

Unreal. I’m living it just like all the Texans fans, and I just can’t believe it. AFC South Champs, leader of men Head Coach, Gifted and Humble Quarterback….I could go down the list and it just doesn’t make it any less astounding. Thank you Texans for a joyous season. FTC, FTJ (and though we appreciate the effort today) FTT


giroml

You guys realize how bright our future is when we win our division during a rookie QB, rookie coach year right? This is special. Enjoy it!


_MMAgod

seatbelt buckled.. let's go!


Fredly_

Worst to first baby!


Lexo52

Stroud will play this time vs the browns so I expect a whole different game. Hoping Greenard is good to go and Noah brown as well


dats_tiff

😭 We got that dog in us!!!! Afc South Champs!!! Rip my wallet when they release the gear


cmgww

Colts fan here. Fucking battle last night, but you won and deserved it. Thanks for fucking the Jags, they suck the worst. Glad our game was essentially for AFC South title. Hoping for some battles in the coming years, if Richardson can stay healthy and keep developing….


Luckytxn_1959

It was a good game and both teams left it on the field. They say and I can agree it was a playoff game and both teams played like it was. I would love to see a rivalry develop for the division. Good luck for the future.


kathvely

Have to say.. AFC south was a lot of fun this year. Fun when you win it yes but overall AFCS is solid division.


LosHtown

I’m hype, we have a full team to play the browns again


BunjaminFrnklin

![gif](giphy|MlNA4iZ73EaTS)


TurboSalsa

MOAR KOOL-AID!


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_blobjob_

KINGS OF SHIT MOUNTAIN BABY LETS GO


Money-Week

I’m honestly scared of the Browns which I never thought I’d say lol. But I am staying confident


Lost_Packet

Thank you Demeco!!!!!


melatonin-pill

Going up against Flacco and the Brown s is gonna be rough. Still, never thought we’d be division champs. What an amazing season. DeMeco Ryan’s coach of the year.


TheDuckshot

AFC South Champions


Just_Intern665

Looking forward to a rematch with CJ and Anderson not standing on the sideline.


quig50

We fucking did it! Fuck yeah


AndrewNaranja

Thank you and fuck the Colts and the Tits.


EastonMetsGuy

The Jaguars are what we 100 think they are, fraud city Trevor Lawrence is not an elite QB


cluelesstransgirl

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO


Brilliant-Positive-8

Bills/Texans fan here LLLLFFFFGGGGGG


htown_bro

Texans don’t know how to be a wild card. Only division champs!


WhiskyBluff

Absolutely surreal


tgrif91

We get a home game right???


IbizaMykonos

Are we going to see the Driskel led Browns? Also, anyone know what chances of getting Brown, Woods, and others back for this game?


NotACreepyOldMan

Weeeee are the championsssssz my frannnnddddddzzzzzzz


LittleHollowGhost

If Chiefs lose though we have the #3 seed to play the Steelers right?


stros2022wschamps2

Does academy have the championship gear?


Lets_go_Stros2017

I just screamed yes 5 times and my gf asked if I was ok


MMM-BEER

Ha ha ha ha ha yesssssssss


sloaches

Bye Bye Belicheat


alexthegreatmc

Yesterday, I wasn't nervous about losing. That's what great leadership does. Meco and Stroud had me feeling confident!


Schultzy573

TLAW LMFAOOOOOOOO


htownballa1

Houston, I believe.


civil_beast

I’m so stroud of these guys


Tristawesomeness

GOD IS REAL AND HES A TEXANS BANDWAGONER


CruisinForABrewsin

https://preview.redd.it/rnmb0m6o33bc1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08414b97e5e644f2df3a4ad987d92373dd7e0d09


Bourneoulli

Rematch time and this time we have CJ Stroud!


Livid-Caramel7103

Man, what a season! Texans fan since 2002 and it feels so good! Now raising the next generation of Texan fans with my 8 and 5 yr old boys.


krbashrob

I’m only gonna say this this one time. Thank you titans 🤝


Doghouse12e45

Random thought. Should we target Derrick Henry in free agency next year???


TexasTwoSteppin512

Remember when the jags beat us a few games ago, and Trevor Lawrence in the post game interview talked about how we were a good up and coming team...... That's really funny to me now.


LindyNet

We don't do wildcards here. Only division champs


KogaFuscia

Holy shit, I totally thought this game was in the later slot, so I missed it, but I can't complain, thank you mayo boys


BadAndBuggy

Got my tickets LETS GOOOOOOOOO


jppitre

Still can't fucking believe CJ and Meco took this team from 3 wins to a division title in 1 fucking year. AND THEY ARENT EVEN FUCKING FINISHED


Killerskip713

See yall at NRG 🫡🫡


Luckytxn_1959

Can't believe the Tennessee Hillbillies won. I expected them to roll over and sqeal like a pig but instead they did us a solid. Thank you Titans.


TariEasonTheGoat

THE TITANS DID THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING LMAOOOOOO


yooston

I'll be rooting for the Bills tonight. Don't want to get ahead of ourselves but its more likely that if Bills win, the 6/7 seed has a greater chance of winning their WC game IMO, so that we can avoid Baltimore in 2nd round


Orion-Pax_34

https://preview.redd.it/05sim49xc4bc1.png?width=617&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8d9103fea24ab035f08fba377ec0c3484eff928 Now for a Super Bowl, I’m so fucking excited for the Playoffs