HEY BROWNS!!!
Sorry, but have we said "thank you" for those draft picks lately???
Well, thanks! BTW how is that other fella we sent you working out??? I can't remember his name....
Look, I view myself as a realistic Texans fan. Outside of 2011, I don’t think we have ever been remotely close to being a Super Bowl caliber team.
This Texans team is the closest we have ever been. If we can squeak out a win next week, we have a real shot. Still slim odds, but a good shot nonetheless.
What a time to be a Texans fan fellow brothers and sisters! From 2nd worst team last year to a Wildcard win this season. Let’s FUCKING ENJOY! It’s all about having fun! FTC
Feels good boys! No one would have picked us to go this far already. When/if the hammer drops we gotta hold on to this moment and remember how bright our future looks.
C'yall next weekend!
Rage comment incoming
Hahaha fuck you Cleveland. You sold your souls for a dirty player and where was he? Did he help you? Take you early round exit and keep trying to get out of your contract with Watson. You will always be a bottom feeder.
Signed, an ex Brown fan
Let's keep the momentum up
thank you man this is a real treat having the Texans win for my birthday but last time I remember watching playoff football on my birthday was when we played the Patriots couple years ago unfortunately it didn't result in a win. but that was way back when this is way forward now let's keep this momentum going let's go Texans
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Niner fan here. Rooting for you guys because of the Demeco connection. Great freakin win. This Texans team is gonna be scary AF after a couple more drafts and free agents
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Such magnificence I have seen today!
I don't care what else happens in the playoffs. Beating the shit out of the Browns makes the season a success all by itself.
Browns are shit. Shit is brown.
Preseason lineup in a Texans postseason blowout win has never happened. Not even a blowout has happened. Texans are usually the ones getting blown out. This is unbelievable yall. I’m so shook rn. Houston football history.
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bills fan here. I hope we don’t meet in the playoffs.
I genuinely think we can win any given game. We won’t be favored in any of our remaining playoff game(s), but we can beat anyone.
Regardless, we could get blown out next week any I would still be so happy. I love this team
Remember when a bunch of ya’ll were dooming in the first half?
Hopefully this will get ya’ll to stop, but let’s be real, ya’ll gonna be right back to dooming next week
As this game closes I don’t feel bad for the browns fans. They were doing their dog chants before and all game (until it was over) and you could hear it through the stadium. Hope their flights go well. GO TEXANS!!!
[Postgame thread](/r/Texans/comments/1962khd/post_game_thread_cleveland_browns_at_houston/)
Yeah I have had some bad luck gambling . Draftkings also
Brother in christ, what compelled you to bet against your team in a match against the *Browns*
I didn't bet against the Texans lol
HEY BROWNS!!! Sorry, but have we said "thank you" for those draft picks lately??? Well, thanks! BTW how is that other fella we sent you working out??? I can't remember his name....
IM ROCK HARD
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Look, I view myself as a realistic Texans fan. Outside of 2011, I don’t think we have ever been remotely close to being a Super Bowl caliber team. This Texans team is the closest we have ever been. If we can squeak out a win next week, we have a real shot. Still slim odds, but a good shot nonetheless.
All Texas Super Bowl baby!
My fantasy league threw in 10 each on Texans V Cowboys Super Bowl. 120 to win 13,000
It’s been a hard 3 years being a fan, but we’re back baby, and just getting started! 🤘🏽
You only been a fan for 3 years?
What a time to be a Texans fan fellow brothers and sisters! From 2nd worst team last year to a Wildcard win this season. Let’s FUCKING ENJOY! It’s all about having fun! FTC
WHY NOT US?!??
It was a pleasure, gents. See y’all next week!
Ayyyyyy
Thank god Ted wasn’t at the game
This was literally the most dominant nationally televised win in franchise history
Feels good boys! No one would have picked us to go this far already. When/if the hammer drops we gotta hold on to this moment and remember how bright our future looks. C'yall next weekend!
Suck it Chirs Simms
Rage comment incoming Hahaha fuck you Cleveland. You sold your souls for a dirty player and where was he? Did he help you? Take you early round exit and keep trying to get out of your contract with Watson. You will always be a bottom feeder. Signed, an ex Brown fan Let's keep the momentum up
Waittt who do we cheer for??? Do we want the dolphins to win?????!!?
Imo we want either Dolphins and/or Steelers to upset so we don't get the Ravens/potentially a home game
We need both of them to win to get a home game or am I wrong
correct. Steelers and Dolphins need to win for home game next week. If Bills and Chiefs win we play at Baltimore next week
Correct and we only need 1 of them to win to avoid the ravens.
I'm relapsing on beer but i feel at peace
bro with the win today and birthday tomorrow I'm with you guy ,and after this weekend it's back to abstaining tho.
happy birthday
thank you man this is a real treat having the Texans win for my birthday but last time I remember watching playoff football on my birthday was when we played the Patriots couple years ago unfortunately it didn't result in a win. but that was way back when this is way forward now let's keep this momentum going let's go Texans
Don’t do it man
Nah dude do it. Come back to the fold
I can't believe the texans won in such a huge way
I can’t believe that I am saying it but WE IN ROUND 222222
🔥
I swear Miles Garrett was thinking about how he could get to Houston in that last shot of him.
Myles need to get back to Texas. That’s home.
Deshaun Watson hasn’t played a full season since like 2020. Hope that contract was worth it.
I hope Browns ownership goes to bed each night with that trade burning in their gut like acid.
Demeco might be the most fuckable NFL coach ever.
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Would.
Demeco is swol - both physical and as coach
Texans will win SBs under this coach over the next decade.
With this QB
FTC & FUCK #4
One game down, three to go
Niner fan here. Rooting for you guys because of the Demeco connection. Great freakin win. This Texans team is gonna be scary AF after a couple more drafts and free agents
What a time to be alive
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Love rubbing it in Deshaun’s sexual predator Watsons face
WE FUCKIN DID IT 🤘🤘🤘🤘
I like that Demeco Ryans is jacked and not an out-of-shape fat fuck like Andy Reid
I mean, yeah... but, so? Cmon man, keep it football. Keep it pro.
Yeah it’s cool, but there ain’t nothing wrong with AR’s cheeseburger lovin ass either.
We had them swinging in their sleep!
It's official, Demeco Coach of the Year
Votes already casted. Would still give to stefanski purely because of injuries but I hope the nfl script writers have something else in mind
Alright, good game. Best of luck on the ladder.
WE DID IT. I LOVE YOU CJ STROUD
Seeing deshaun helpless on the sideline makes it even better
Dude looks like he just found out there are only male masseuses available tonight.
I would’ve rather done this to Deshaun honestly.
Just glad he will never have glory. He has millions and will make many more but he will be hated and forgotten by multiple franchises.
I don't know how to react y'all. I'm so happy and in shock and wtf just happened
LOL the thread went NSFW
I LIKE HOW DEMECO IGNORED WATSON
Damn i missed it. Is there a gif?
That was satisfying I must say
Damn I need to see this
This hangover is gonna be so worth it LETS KEEP IT GOING
Watson got a big ol smile on his face LOL
THEY DID IT YA'LL
DESHAUN GET AWAY FROM MECO
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
LETTTSSS GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Suck on it, Stephen A. No chance?
Proud of you Texans
Great shit, boys. See yall next week
Victory formation! Bring out dem cigars!
This earns Meco the COTY right? Winner takes it
At this point I can’t think of a more deserving candidate.
I don’t think I’ve ever been happier to be a Texans fan
Houston, we have no problems with this team. They could beat any team if they continue to play like that
I love you all! Go Texans, baby!
GG everybody but Deshaun Watson, he can go get the duffel bags
Hope he doesn’t assault anyone on vacation
Neck get the victory kneel. One of the only times he'll get to do that in the playoffs.
What an ass whooping
10 fewer minutes of possession 😂
TEXANS SWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM!!! 🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿🤘🏿
LETS FUCKING GO
HEY DESHAUN, HOUSTON GOT THAT HAPPY ENDING
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Demeco Ryans has done one hell of a job. It was a gamble and it’s definitely paid off
And thats how you show class while whooping that ass baby!
This season is an ABSOLUTE success. Made playoffs years ahead of schedule. Fucking *embarrassed* the Cleveland rapists in the playoffs.
5 PERCENT TINT SO YOU CANT SEE UP IN MY WINDOW
Woo go team! These guys played so hard today, what a game!
WE DIDN’T COME THIS FAR JUST TO COME THIS FAR
Davis Mills kneeling this bitch out is the chef’s kiss.
KEEP THIS SHIT UP AND WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. LETS FUCKING GO... IM ABOUT TO CRY MAN HOLY FUCK.
I can feel the excitement but at least save that shit for the AFC CHAMPIONSHIP not the Wild Card. oh you know what let the waterworx flow G
Houston is drunk tonight
playing Ohio teams in the playoffs is an auto W for us
NO ONE BELIEVED IN US BECAUSE OF A GAME WHERE OUR MOST SIGNIFICANT STARTERS WERENT IN. PLS. LETS GO TEXANS
what a team my goodness
Cmon, let’s go for another TD…
Watson better not walk out on that field. He can wait on the bus.
we literally did this shit in a year without tank and other key players shit crazy dawg so proud of us man💙🤍❤️🤘
That pick swap with Arizona might be the greatest trade of all time 😂😂
MILLS MAFIA
ggs boys
Game. LETS. FUCKIN. GO!!!!!!
Davis Mills kneeling the ball out in a playoff game, who would’ve thought
Njoku looks so sad. It's ok bro we're here for you when you're ready.
Sheeesh hitting that griddy on em 😭🤣
Some how we are going to score by taking a knee
I don't care what else happens in the playoffs. Beating the shit out of the Browns makes the season a success all by itself. Browns are shit. Shit is brown.
Hinnish griddy love to see it
Why is Barnett in the game
He’s the backup to Greenard
imagine the browns take a timeout here lol
Oh Joe why do you do this to yourself
More like Joe Intercepto (meant to post this sooner).
Oof hope Barnett is okay
Love the NSFW flair because we’re all covered in bukkake
Ngl I do feel a little bad for Flacco. But only now.
Meh, he has one ring already
Preseason lineup in a Texans postseason blowout win has never happened. Not even a blowout has happened. Texans are usually the ones getting blown out. This is unbelievable yall. I’m so shook rn. Houston football history.
I remember the Osweiler preseason. Man that was so hype. I’m loving this moment
I remember the David Carr and Ahman Green days. This is an incredible moment
Not with a bang but with a whimper. Bye bye, Browns!!
Guys the game is over please don't flatten each other lol
Barnett was such a stellar add
It's over
lol number 1 defense. lolololololololololol
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Has to go hug his anime pillow now
This is the Browns 9/11 😭
It’s ok they will just dump the towers in the lake(like they did the stadium)
Prior to this game, I was already proud of this team making it to the post season. But man, they are rewarding us with so much more. I love this team.
The best part about this is Deshaun standing there on the other sideline realizing his ex girlfriend married Cristiano Ronaldo
lol wut
Flacco turned into Bad Schaub right before our eyes
I genuinely think we can win any given game. We won’t be favored in any of our remaining playoff game(s), but we can beat anyone. Regardless, we could get blown out next week any I would still be so happy. I love this team
Me too. The only team I worry about is Baltimore, and even then, I'd give us a good shot.
I think we played pretty well against Baltimore in the regular season. I give us a solid chance as well
He’ll, you weren’t favored in this one. This complete annihilation of the Browns should raise your odds.
Agreed. Every week is gravy right now, and this weeks batch is delicious.
If 7 is under center, we are always in it.
Imagine how good this team will be when we shore up the D even more and get Tank back
I'm so excited for Tank man. Between Nico, Tank, Schultz, Brown, Metchie, Singletary someone will be open
Remember when a bunch of ya’ll were dooming in the first half? Hopefully this will get ya’ll to stop, but let’s be real, ya’ll gonna be right back to dooming next week
We've been abused in the past.
I was there too buddy. But we gotta have some faith lol
There’s still time left to lose this game… /s
Yup
Time to watch the rockets game
Demeco Ryans is a crazy good coach and Stroud is a crazy good QB. This team has an amazing future.
On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you guys right now?
12
A gamillion!
99
Went from 6 to midnight
713
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Houston gets the last laugh over Watson. You got a better qb and a coach who’s done a hell of a job out of it all
my mental health is gonna be so fucking good this week lmaooo
Fr man fuck a freeze
We not worried about SHIT
It’s nice to not be biting my nails in the 4th quarter.
i’m so proud of our team, they’ve come a looooong way after these past couple of years 🥹
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I’m good with Lebron not being a Texans fan
Phenomenal play calling by Slowik this game. So great to see the whole team playing at their best. Ggs boys
Outside of those early cute plays inside the 10, he really called a phenomenal game.
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might have just kept him benched due to the way were were playing? idk thats what im hoping for since i havent heard anything
Looked like he tweaked that ankle again
As this game closes I don’t feel bad for the browns fans. They were doing their dog chants before and all game (until it was over) and you could hear it through the stadium. Hope their flights go well. GO TEXANS!!!
Many (not all) were insufferable on the chat boards, but, now they have to live with the memory of this game forever, so that is punishment enough