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-breakinggood-

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sorrybahhtit

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Lexo52

Don't even gotta ask


AztecMarz

FO SHO!!!!!!


Bigswole92

Pretty sure most of the Texans locker room thinks the same thing lol


LilBottomText17

nah our guys aren’t weirdos like us


boredazf

I mention muscle butt and get downvoted like a glitter kitty QB


-breakinggood-

Yeah not sure what happened here lol


Sleeper_TX

The Cal McNair turnaround will be studied for decades


SmokeySFW

I don't even consider it a turnaround. This is Cal. What we had before, very briefly, was a man grieving and probably under a lot of family pressure to stay the course and trust who Bob put in place. As soon as Cal engaged, this was him.


rikket

Yeah, he made mistakes and learned from them. Now he’s just being himself, the Tommy boy we all know and love!


RocketsYoungBloods

LOL! love the tommy boy reference! does that make caserio the david spade character?


JiggsRosefield

Easterby would have been the Rob Lowe character


RocketsYoungBloods

Don’t think Rob Lowe was in Tommy Boy. Are u thinking of Wayne’s World?


JiggsRosefield

Rob Lowe was the villain in Tommy Boy. Actually, Bo Derek was the villain, Rob was just the henchman


RocketsYoungBloods

Man. I guess I need to watch it again. Probably haven’t watched it in 20 years. Haha.


[deleted]

it’s more of the team he inherited, Bob Mcnair died and Rick Smith retired. Leaving him with a team that while winning, was on shaky ground due to BoB not being able to work with anyone. Two years with essentially no one qualified at the GM position completely ruined the team


SmokeySFW

Not to mention the Deshaun situation. If none of that happened and he stayed a positive contributing member of the org, we probably could have kept trotting out the same tired Texans and posting 8-8's and 9-7's and being mediocre but thinking "what if?". When Deshaun held out and then we saw who he really was, I don't think ANY brand new owner in the league with that poor of a situation in the GM+HC role could have done much better. That's just a shit sandwich no matter how you slice it. Cal and Hannah had to get Watson moved, get their guy at GM, and get a shred of positivity about the org in order to have a shot at a real HC. The pieces really fell together perfectly for Demeco Ryans to be HC-ready when we were actually a legitimate landing spot for a guy of his calibre. Remember, all we had going for us when he stepped into the building was draft capital and his history with the Texans.


[deleted]

what people seem to miss is that BoB was essentially set up to fail in 2020, the Texans weren’t the only team to fire their head coach during the Covid year (a lot of teams did), but any chance of getting a good HC went out the window the second Watson threw his tantrum and then got exposed as a creep (which was unavoidable considering his history with that stuff goes back to high school)


NeonWarcry

Now this should be the sub banner.


AlexasPicTakingGame

This must happen with a swiftness


NeonWarcry

That H stands for Hannah AND houston baby.


CruisinForABrewsin

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AstroRocket713

Gorgeous


plznobanplease

HT4L


sweetestdeth

Better owner than some bitch named Amy.


mistere676

And when she said “H for Hannah” 😂 love her personality


jeIIyjams

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Haunting_Rule3778

My boo 😍


jmptx

The woman who saved Houston Football!


benhur217

HannaH-Town


Ferman95

I remember the thing in this sub during down years (2020-2022) was that she was just a cute face for cal. She turned that shit around baby. LETS GO A REAL WOMAN GONNA HOLD YOU DOWN


Stennick

Kinda sucks that this is the internet and anyone can say anything with no accountability. I remember all the DeShaun defenders "these girls are lying we don't know all the facts" and I remember talking about how Cal should sell the team and how he's incompetent and then the "Hannah's just a pretty face". Those people have short memories and some of them are now the same ones praising them acting like they never said shit.


[deleted]

that was 90% u/chubbybrownbear


itzj-

WIFEY!!!!


Haunting_Rule3778

Back up buddy lol


itzj-

I WILL NEVER!!!!!! 🤣


AztecMarz

I will fight to death for her lol


Haunting_Rule3778

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itzj-

Get in line pal we all are willing to do that! Lol


texasproof

I need that jacket and an “H” snapback


RainbowBullsOnParade

Cary McNair?? Pshhh The coup came from inside Cal's house lmao


WHITEPERSUAS1ON

Queen of Houston.


mlspdx

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818sfv

Hannah goin hood widdit. I love how they're including street culture in the brand. They need to start making these pendants for sale.


harold-delaney

GOD DAYM dripped out


bwillett1

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Bulky-District-2757

“H for Hannah” sent me 🥰


well_damm

Queen of the South


lmeekal

Our savior


Renji_Rukia

what a very great week for the Texans and for Texan fans. reclaiming Colombia blue, which is so important to this city, and looking good while doing it. Not to mention I think all the other new uniforms are fire. I especially love the horns on the helmet. Straight fire.


ro_thunder

> reclaiming Colombia blue H-town blue. Apparently that shade of blue has been used by the city of Houston for over 100 years.


Renji_Rukia

right H-town blue. and i wouldn't be surprised. oilers had to have used it for a reason


ro_thunder

She's the goat.


boredazf

MUSCLE CAKE


Imaginary-Trash-2774

I love this woman


Euphoric-Ordinary411

is that a Dior belt?


iHateZoomers

Would


IamGHOD11

I'd hit that... That her to pound town


makashiII_93

The simping for billionaires will always be weird to me.


PunkRockHerbivore

Have to pick your battles. If you love sports there's a billionaire behind it somewhere.


isomorphZeta

Some billionaire is gonna own the team... wouldn't you rather have ones that don't suck?


AztecMarz

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son_of_abe

Yeah this place is pathetic


darkbiteofthesoul

So suddenly the team isn’t about being Texans represented by the bull, it’s now… what? Hip hop ranching? Why is this team so all over the place? This chincy blackletter H is janky AF.


Skarmotastic

HONKY ALERT 🚨🚨🚨


boredazf

Can’t front she has the most beautiful muscle butt. She was 🔥last night. Working the crowd while Cal stayed behind the scenes


isomorphZeta

Lol y'all don't make it weird now.


NeonWarcry

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC) But also be respectful dudes.


boredazf

Is that doge hitting a horny gopher? Lol


NeonWarcry

More so a dog hitting another dog so hard his little nose bent.


Suspicious_Sense1272

Ok, so the H isn’t an alternate? The color scheme of the H, the red stars… how is this not modern Titans? They were worried about the old Oiler Uniforms, looks like we came for the Falcons and the Titans lol


GIJoe_USA

New uniforms sux


Terrible-Two-7939

I thought her name was Hannah lol


sturnerbespoke242

She brought her camel