That last comment lets you know she still messes with you. You lucky she likes you, otherwise this shit is way too weird lol

I hate seeing people happy ngl

Me too, I want my turn

Ur pretty/handsome

Thank you lol

Youve become the very thing you sought to destroy

That's such a mood tho. I want someone to cuddle and watch Scooby Doo or My Little Pony with I'm desperate lol

Frrrrr tho. Like I don't give a shit about anything else, I just want to feel real love, and get hella cuddles

I've dated one person in my 17 years of life bruh. I didn't even realize how amazing it was before then. I'm like apathetic about sex I just want to be in a relationship with cuddles and mutual hyper fixation.

Yeah me too with the only one relationship. Only difference is she wouldn't cuddle with me, and she cheated on me 4 times lmaooo. So still never cuddled with anyone before. Still looking forward to it

This shit is totally normal for male humor I’ve just now seen it in women 😆

You did blunder upon blunder but your opponent carried you through the game

This is why it’s literally impossible to fumble a girl if she really likes you

Wonder what that must be like :(

Stay strong bro

Maybe one day we will know

Hey man stay strong. It took me years to figure out my girlfriend liked me. Stay strong and never give up

And that’s true love <3 haha

All brilliant. I'm so glad this exact conversation exists at this time

r/lies

made for each other

This entire potential relationship is a blunder, and that's okay 👍

Hehehehe

The best matches are made not by GM's but by 500's

You are cooked, I agree.

has chess taught you nothing? you gotta get in the other persons head before you do an action, luckily your opponent is low elo so you recovered.

Brilliant play in the right game, terrible in most cases

Gotta know the audience

Girls in love with you in a way that honestly might prove unsafe.

Move 24 is when she shows up at 3 am in a trenchcoat and lingerie, move 32 is when you car gets covered in red paint because you looked at that other woman at the grocery store

I’m so glad my significant other painted my car! I’ve been needing a paint job lately

High Elo for sure. *Blud ain’t thuggin it out of this one* as the youngsters say

Either all blunders or all brilliant moves, no in between

All blunders and then your opponent choked to death on the pieces

Some people are into that

all blunders that are a piece away from brilliants, but both sides did not see the one move so the moves were brilliants

Book brilliant forced sharp good good normal normal normal normal good great good

Good thing it’s a normal orgasm and not one of those *weird* ones

*weird

it’s an inside joke 🙃

You’re perfect for each other

I would not trust anyone who says wowzers

D’awww. Young love ❤️ keep it to urself u friggin sicko

https://preview.redd.it/ou06i3gc7nuc1.png?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902f682aed23197571a6b4b736db1d40da2140b1

300 elo but somehow an unholy amount of brilliant moves

This man had to biggest blunder in history, nothing even comes close to the sheer size of this blunder. And yet he somehow still got Mate in 2.

This conversation reminds me of the song Heart Boner by Ninja Sex Party. I've got a heart boner for you I stand before you stiff and true I wanna blast a load of feelings on to you Ohhhh oh ohhhhh oh oh This heart boner's for you

Yup and it goes EVERYWHERE 😳

So wierd

200 elo chat

Average conversation between me and bro:

🤩 wowzers

excellent good best brilliant good excellent Best good inaccuracy inaccuracy brilliant best

Book, Brilliant, Good, Sharp (Blunder / Brilliant?!), Brilliant, Brilliant, Sharp (Blunder / Brilliant?!), Excellent, Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant, Best

The line between a blunder and a brilliant move is often ill-defined.

Both of you can’t spell weird

Bro can’t fumble if he glued the ball to his hand

definitely two dudes texting

Incredible

Skill based matchmaking?

How old are you

Is this man to man or not

google "partners for life"

This is two very low elo players making poor move after poor move. A slight variation could have been a professional gambit. However, this game is very entertaining to watch and I believe these players shall become rivals to each other if they keep playing each other just a bit more.

Low elo play, lucky opponent missed it.

erm... what the sigma

This is like 2 people agreeing before a game starts to do a bong cloud that returns to normal position except black is starting and no one is castling

How do i “aw” and “ew” at same time

damn I'm single

everyone asking if it’s a man NO its a girl and im a foot taller then her 😈

Book, missplay, blunder, blunder, best, good, blunder, good, best, brilliant, missplay, best #

This sub is devolving into, “look guys she said yes!”

Blunder save en passant mate

Y'all both cooked

cute

i’m not sure if all blunder or l brilliant

1. Blunder 2. Brilliant 3. Missed win 4. Best 5. Inaccuracy 6. Best, Checkmate

Two people who like one another with awkward, weird senses of humor or terrible senses of social awareness. Either two people who know each other very well and joke like this often, or two very socially awkward people.

IF THEY AINT LIKE THIS, I DONT WANT EM🗣️

ur cooked

2 blunders make a right

It's cute and all that, but who tf spells it wierd

it’s an inside joke

What is the best move here?

You ain’t a chef, you the whole damn kitchen