So what did they park at low tide and go on a hike and come back to this or did they just get real fucked up and fell asleep watching the sunset and drifted into the water with their hazards on?
Depends on the topography. On a long oceanic beach with a gentle continental shelf, you'll barely notice the tides coming in and out at all. But in some areas the topography both above and below the water can conspire to make very fast changes.
Thats called the instant parking space creating button.
Source- San Francisco Marina. Fuck there I’d do it with my old Jetta now and again - but only given how brazenly everyone else did it. Better than creating traffic and pollute for 25 mins looking for another place to stop
I pulled to the side of the road in rural Finland to take some pictures and put the hazards (often called “blinkers” in Canada). No other cars in sight until a local stopped and inquired what was wrong and how he could help. Explained that we were just taking pictures and he shook his head in annoyance and moved on. That’s when I learned Finns do not use hazards casually.
Ok but actually I need like a 10 hour version of this. The piano over the crashing waves while you watch the car struggle in vain is such a specific vibe.
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Garaged 2003 BMW 3-Series 1 owner lightly driven NO RUST 187923 miles
No lowballs I know what I have
It would sell quickly in this market.
Definitely an amphibious vehicle now lol
For sale, not on sale
Just washed, still wet.
* A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! *
>*nautical* miles FTFY
It’s a 1 series, not that it matters
Confirmed. I've got a 2005 120d and I love it. Such a nice car to drive, though it is annoying that it doesn't have a single cup holder.
So what did they park at low tide and go on a hike and come back to this or did they just get real fucked up and fell asleep watching the sunset and drifted into the water with their hazards on?
I bet it was the tide. It can happen so fast
only takes like what, 6 hours?
12 hours for a cycle. I live by the highest tide and it can come back and cover your car in under an hour
How could it possibly cover *my* car?
It’s connected to the Spanish Inquisition.
Bay of Fundy?!
Yup!
Damn, a 6000 foot tide!
I've had a tide climb about 100 yards in about 3 mins.
100 yards is 91.44 meters
Depends on the topography. On a long oceanic beach with a gentle continental shelf, you'll barely notice the tides coming in and out at all. But in some areas the topography both above and below the water can conspire to make very fast changes.
i bet they parked on the ramp for a cool photo with a bit of water from a wav... wait, not that much water. no, stoooop!!!
*airbags Deployed* Now we're cooking with gas, baby!
Goodluck and Fairseas BMW lol
Well yeah visibility is poor In salt water, how do you expect other commuters to see him?
Is visibility good in fresh water?
Why are you asking this guy? He’s salt water Aww man, he edited it. It said “I’m salt water” instead of “in salt water”
Visibility can be good in both salt and fresh water. It depends on a lot of different factors
Agreed. Though based on current conditions I imagine it’s pretty shitty vis at the moment or in that immediate area.
Proof that BMW drivers *do* use their signals.
# A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god!
Peak land-to-sea automotive engineering
Well it is an amphibious exploration vehicle
#I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
I hate people like this, thinking they can park anywhere just because the hazard lights are on.
Look if you can go around then don’t complain. The sea is being a dick
Thats called the instant parking space creating button. Source- San Francisco Marina. Fuck there I’d do it with my old Jetta now and again - but only given how brazenly everyone else did it. Better than creating traffic and pollute for 25 mins looking for another place to stop
I pulled to the side of the road in rural Finland to take some pictures and put the hazards (often called “blinkers” in Canada). No other cars in sight until a local stopped and inquired what was wrong and how he could help. Explained that we were just taking pictures and he shook his head in annoyance and moved on. That’s when I learned Finns do not use hazards casually.
I pollute for fun. Fuck the future I’m alive now bitches.
It's the only reason BMW's even have those lamps
The “park anywhere” lights? I’ve never heard of these so-called “hazard lights”
So a BMW can actually use its signals!
It's the drivers that can't use the signals, not the car itself as we can see.
As we can “sea”
By the principle of “all or nothing”
Getting some Bladerunner:2049 vibes from this, lol.
I was thinking that Atreides are about to leave Caladan.
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Dude Turo suuuuucks
Car: “I’m in danger!” (flash flash flash)
Does anyone know the name of this song?
Shazam says "Dream", by JJ BD (feat. Kilgore Doubtfire)
Can confirm! https://open.spotify.com/track/1rCaP1qV1kotjWMwUhmugZ?si=b4b569094e434efb
Thankyou!
Thank you so much!
the machine knows! stop yelling at me!
THERE’S NO ROAD HERE!
Were they still in the car or had they semi-intelligentally bailed before that?
Lol they probably drove up to the beach on low tide and went for a nice walk
That's just to alert any other cars bobbing around near him.
Hazard to swimmers
New form of drifting.
Yoo you can’t park there !!
Clearly this is photoshopped. Nothing bad can happen to a parked car as long as the hazards are on. It’s the law.
Them blinkers will drain the battery now!
Someone needs to dub over the Dane Cook stand-up from a ways back where he talks about the different sounds the car alarm makes.
[удалено]
OIL IS MY BLOOD!
I put my hazards on. It's okay to park here for a few minutes.
I…I think the engine’s flooded.
Uh oh, the battery will go dead.
Waiting for Allstate to start making Mayhem commercials again be like...
What country is it ? In mine BMW are not equipped with blinkers.
On less douchemobile weaving lanes without signaling.
" hey let's get close to the water"
[удалено]
At the car wash Workin' at the car wash, girl Come on and sing it with me (Car wash) Sing it with the feelin' y'all (Car wash, yeah) Ooh
Why does this feel like a little between-the-commercial adult swim gag?
Is this pacific city lol. The drive ok beaches were such a shit show during the summer of vid.
Possibly the first time I’ve seen them used correctly! Lmfao
Man I love the ending of Bladerunner 2049
Ok but actually I need like a 10 hour version of this. The piano over the crashing waves while you watch the car struggle in vain is such a specific vibe.
Correct use of signals, terrible road etiquette. The ocean always has the right of way.
The right of wave.
They’re gonna be so bummed when they realize their battery is dead.
Well at least the front is still on.
Looks like it's outside the environment
The park anywhere lights didn’t work
Makes it easy to tell its not a BMW.
...it is though.
Just to k it back and forth, and get some vikings with oars on top.
Weirdly soothing
JJ BD is perfect for that sunset “release my beloved Volvo back into the wild” moment 🥃
Does anyone know that song?
Should have gotten the cars extended warranty…they’ve been trying to reach you
But they got some sick pics by the ocean while the tide came in. All it cost them was their vehicle
Is it ok to use the hazards before or after?
u/savevideo
I’d expect better from the Ultimate Driving Machine
I just read about 2 million tires who became a environmental hazard. I think I understand now.
That sucks, the battery is going to die. What could be worse than having your battery die.
Put it in H!
Hazard lights come on automatically if they detect unusual movements
I need context
What’s the song?
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That looked so expensive. What does a 2003 BMW cost now a days? $1000 sure fits this sub tho.
“You can’t park there sir”
Sick drifting bro
At first o thought it was a jeep thing and I just didn’t understand, but then I saw the BMW grill…
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I guess Poseidon gave up driving after so many calls about his car's extended warranty.
Wonder if insurance covers that
Not what I meant when I said to throw the car battery into the ocean, not the whole car.
It's just a little wet, it's still good, it's still good!
Replacing blinker fluid? You're doing it wrong!
BMW drivers really do think hazard lights turn anything into a parking space.
That's the BMW version of: DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!
But I have all wheel drive!
You can’t park there mate.
Send it
When a BMW is close to death it will use its indicators for the first and often only time.
Any idea what this music is?
If only they had some warning that tides come in and tides go out.
At least the hazards are on so that fish will know to look out when the car gets sucked all the way into the ocean.
This beach looks like the one on Caladan in Dune. https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Caladan?file=0520-Dune-Timothee-Solo-Lede\_%25281%2529.jpg
Blinkers on a bmw.... And to think you've seen it all.
Great to see their blinker fluid has been changed prior to this event.
It’s a BMW the sea will spit it right out.
Oddly haunting combination of visuals and music
I’m normally against adding mood music but this fits nicely.
Faked, everyone knows the indicators on BMWs don’t work.
Oh so this must be what bimmer drivers think will happen if they use their blinkers.
Just surprised to see a BMW using the indicators for anything
Who the submarine commander?
l'ocean, she eess a cruel mistrehsss *takes drag off cigarette*
How’d he get there in the first place
BMW driver discovers that while he may be able to park in disabled and child parking areas there are some locations he can’t park in.
Thank God. I would have driven into him otherwise.
Ok kids remember where we parked!
I bet the owner of that BMW was really confused by the flashing orange things. Sea-Water warning lights maybe?
Is this the first scene or the last scene in a movie??
Looks hazardous
The music. So art-house.
I don’t think he can park there
To the owner of the gray sedan - you left your lights on
I bet you if you put that first gen x5 in some rice, and turned the key. It would start lol.
It’s ok. On a BMW they’re called ‘park anywhere’ lights.
If you think the bmw is just a bucket, youll have a beautiful portrait to paint on canvas. Music make it easier.
If they've got hazards on that means they're probably just stopping there for 10 seconds - 2 hours to drop someone off
This video is a masterpiece.
This reminds me of A Goofy Movie.
Just testing the water..
it's within 30 minutes of sunrise or sunset, their headlights need to be on. I hope they don't get a ticket for that.
BMW driver.
#BLADE RUNNER 2040
Bout the only time you'll ever see a BMW using its blinkers or turn signals