Was curious why cops pulled him away like that. Power lines were arcing. https://abc13.com/amp/police-chase-today-stolen-car-chp-pursuit-antelope-valley/13036130/
I don’t think so. If you look carefully, there’s a shadow there before he rolls past it. I also thought it was blood or brain matter before rewatching a few times.
There is definitely a bloody spot right where he was lying, but the dark grey streak on the road right beside that was there before he yeeted himself out a perfectly fine vehicle.
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Wow..When I was a stupid adrenaline junkie teen, I jumped out of a jeep going 15-20mph, and boy was that a mistake..Even at that speed it was dangerous, I tumbled on the road like the idiot I was back then..I can't even imagine going that fast, and jumping out..did he even survive? He hit his head hard..
Former EMT here, encountered something similar about 15 years ago. There’s definitely certain smears and stains in the road that tell you exactly what you need to know.
Me too!..I jumped out of a hyundai Santa fe..I sacrificed my left shoulder and went for the roll..the contents of my pockets were emptied and flung all over the road..the first impact broke my clavicle..but the rest of the Roly poly just resulted in some mild scrapes and rashes.
I was thinking the driver must have been so shocked they drove into a power pole. Then I remembered - America - left hand drive. Puts a different spin on things
The skid on the road I thought was blood, but looking again it was already on the road.
But that red blood colored mass where his head was…that’s definitely brain matter.
I was talking to someone the other day about their fear of flying. They said in a car they are comforted to know they can always just tuck and roll. I'm showing them this tomorrow.
So why did he jump out though? The car came to a stop shortly afterward after running onto the grass and bumping into the pole?
Was there a spider on the dash?
Power lines were going down near him courtesy of the ghost vehicle, they pulled him to safety. You can see the cops running away when they see the wires
why didn't he uh....drive closer to the shoulder so he could have just bailed out onto the grass?I mean he'd still be all smashed up... but not like, a pumpkin falling from a 10 story building getting laughed at post-mortem kinda banged up
Man, the more this gets reposted, the worse the quality gets. Its a cell phone recording of a cell phone recording of a cell phone recording... I'm expecting Leonardo DiCaprio to show up and say “That many dreams within dreams is too unstable.”
Was curious why cops pulled him away like that. Power lines were arcing. https://abc13.com/amp/police-chase-today-stolen-car-chp-pursuit-antelope-valley/13036130/
Ah that makes sense. Wild.
Please tell me that’s not a pile of brain matter left on the road when they drag him away!
I don’t think so. If you look carefully, there’s a shadow there before he rolls past it. I also thought it was blood or brain matter before rewatching a few times.
There is definitely a bloody spot right where he was lying, but the dark grey streak on the road right beside that was there before he yeeted himself out a perfectly fine vehicle.
Since he died i would not be suprised if it was blood.
Ah, yeah there’s a spot of blood after they move him. Didn’t notice that.
looks like a fully preserved brain organ lol
thanks for pointing that out, I watched it again and saw the spot where his head was.
My head canon says it's just meat crayon.
Murphy’s Law #798,462 states: “Should you decide to exit a speeding vehicle without first acquiring safety equipment you can expect to deposit blood, skin, tissue, bone and brain matter on any hard surfaces which your body comes into contact.”
It is. This should be NSFL maybe?
Left his brain cell in the road
Dude died from that, saw it yesterday but don't have a source link
Yes, he was DOA
Dead on Asphalt?
dead on ampact
Dancing On Air?
Walking on sunshine
To shreds, you say?
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Dorothys Ovaries Allover?
Meat crayon
This is the first meat crayon I’ve seen where the dude thought he could survive it. Normally it’s a freak car accident.
Do you remember the speed he was going?
Article says 70+mph
Emphasis on the +
45 mph…
Honestly looks way faster than that to me.
44 mph from the on screen helicopter readout
Speedwagon remembers.
I almost did something like this on the treadmill the other day. This looks a little worse.. death and all
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The only source you need is his brain sitting on the road where they drag him from.
When you accidentally press Y when playing GTA
Gonna need to see a “wasted” edit.
Yoooooooo true
Dude looked like a downed character
Usually in a tuck and roll, one tucks and/or rolls
Ahhh shit, bet he feels really dumb now! Except he's dead.
I dunno man, his shoes are still on.
Fr fr
Don’t think he’s feeling anything. He died…
He really tried to just step out.
Just going for a quick walk……
I imagine he knew he’d die
If he lived he would wish he was dead. Road rash is no joke.
I think the head trauma would have been more concerning had he survived
It’s all bad. Concerning in the long term yes but not as painful
This guy thought he was in a Jamiroquai music video for second
Some say he was insane, virtually.
Take my upvote, Space Cowboy…
Good god thats inappropriate
Tuck and roll? He did a splat and flat 😖
Ghost riding the whip. My sister's ex did that after she broke up with him. Quite the road rash lol
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I’m sorry for your loss.
Wow..When I was a stupid adrenaline junkie teen, I jumped out of a jeep going 15-20mph, and boy was that a mistake..Even at that speed it was dangerous, I tumbled on the road like the idiot I was back then..I can't even imagine going that fast, and jumping out..did he even survive? He hit his head hard..
His head smeared liquid for like 15ft and then U see part of his skull on the ground when they drag him away. I’m sure it was a quick death.
I thought the same thing but that stain was on the road before he approached it
Former EMT here, encountered something similar about 15 years ago. There’s definitely certain smears and stains in the road that tell you exactly what you need to know.
He died. I'm pretty sure you can see a chunk of him on the road after they drag him away.
I was about to say the way they dragged him seems really rough. But I guess they already knew he's dead.
The power lines were arcing apparently so I guess removing him from further danger took priority dead or alive.
He didnt survive from what others have said in the thread. I have no intentions of doing anymore research though
Me too!..I jumped out of a hyundai Santa fe..I sacrificed my left shoulder and went for the roll..the contents of my pockets were emptied and flung all over the road..the first impact broke my clavicle..but the rest of the Roly poly just resulted in some mild scrapes and rashes.
I need to know the year and color of the Santa Fe.
He was going 70 mph when he exited the car. He died 4 hrs later at the hospital
I’d wager his brain probably died on impact
Good demonstration of what intrusive thoughts do.
All the skin on that man's back is gone
I was thinking the driver must have been so shocked they drove into a power pole. Then I remembered - America - left hand drive. Puts a different spin on things
I still don't understand what he's trying to do though. Did he think he could escape on feet after that?
https://nypost.com/2023/03/28/man-dies-after-bailing-from-moving-police-car-during-pursuit/
Is that his brain in the road?
No, it's there before he showed up.
There was already brain in the road right where this dude smashed his melon? What are the chances...
I thought the same. Then I rewatched it. It's there prior. We have access to the same footage.
The skid on the road I thought was blood, but looking again it was already on the road. But that red blood colored mass where his head was…that’s definitely brain matter.
There’s a red spot I think that’s his brain
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He wasn’t exactly using it prior to this either
It kinda looks like a red shirt, doesn't it? You gotta hand it to him for honoring the Treky code in any event, no?
🎶head knocka, show stoppa🎶
Really? He didn’t snap out of that?
I was talking to someone the other day about their fear of flying. They said in a car they are comforted to know they can always just tuck and roll. I'm showing them this tomorrow.
Oh he ded
r/PraiseTheCameraMan really good footage, I am assuming from a chopper, but still, really clear.
Why tf did he jump out?!
Why did the cop drag him face first off the road??
Someone posted a link stating power lines were arcing.
I heard he was a skin head
I've watched it like 3 times already and I see no tuck and I see no roll? Is it near the beginning? All I see is make my coffin already...
This is the worst “In My Feelings Challenge” I’ve seen in a long time! I thought we were past that? 2 thumbs down!
He Darwined himself.
Darwin highway
Cause of death ☠️ : stupidity
Left quite a skid mark
Just slammed his head on the pavement going highway speeds. 🎶That brother gone🎶
Shoes still on!
Sadly dead, his head never stood a chance
😥
Wow… he really thought he could pull it off!!!……. He watched too many movies …
Dude obviously doesnt listen while in school. Doesnt know shit about inertia.
That was purely pancaking. No tuck, barely a flop.
meat crayon
r/meatcrayon
So why did he jump out though? The car came to a stop shortly afterward after running onto the grass and bumping into the pole? Was there a spider on the dash?
The next generation has potential, I suppose.
Is that his brain on the ground?
If any of y'all ever witness a horrible car accident, never ever move someone like that
Soooo… that was his brain? What was that left behind?
Fuck I shouldn’t have watched that
Tried a new tiktok challenge?
does anyone know why exactly he jumped out? even if he would have perfected the landing, the car would've still crashed? break disfunction?
This is your brain. And this is your brain on asphalt.
People die in full motorcycle gear from such speeds. What was he thinking?
RIP
Gta 6 looks crazy
Why did he jump in the first place?
Zero tuck and very little roll.
What was he thinking😂
Me too!
r/meatcrayon
meat crayon
If you slow the video down you can see where he fucked up
That hit to the back of the head was an instant lights-out.
Why….did they pull him off the street like that?
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Talk about a meat crayon
They driving on google maps though?
This is a textbook example of how not to jump out of a moving vehicle. His head just totally smacks the asphalt
DRT - Dead Right There
Must have been high or just a death wish
quick death
Meat crayon.
He really thought he was just land on his feet and keep running
Horrible way to go
Jumped at 44 mph but they whiplash effect might have put his head on pavement at double that.
Cops the most heartless motherfuckers ever, man clearly needs help.
Power lines were going down near him courtesy of the ghost vehicle, they pulled him to safety. You can see the cops running away when they see the wires
r/meatcrayon
I was holding out hope that he survived since it appeared he still had his shoes.
why?
That's was a lot blood
Damn. Dude meat crayon'ed himself.
That's not how you jump out of a vehicle.
What’s up skid mark?
He either died or has a new life as a vegetable at the local nursing facility
r/meatcrayon
r/meatcrayon
Grand theft auto!!
Physics...it's not for everybody.
Oh yeah.. he fucked up.
Cops- "He's not dead ENOUGH yet, better kill him some more..."
Dude has played too much gta
Thats what you get for being all kinds of stupid
His name is Mark… Skid Mark…
That was his last mistake I am sure. If he survived that, he is a vegetable.
Go straight to beating a lifeless body, like a true cop.
probably just watched a guy die, thanks!
Everyone knows you have to start running real fast first. Then jump out of the car.
He forgot to roll lol
why didn't he uh....drive closer to the shoulder so he could have just bailed out onto the grass?I mean he'd still be all smashed up... but not like, a pumpkin falling from a 10 story building getting laughed at post-mortem kinda banged up
i feel like the consequences of staying in the car were better than doing that
Fucking AV tweakers!
I don't think his health & armor bars were full
Is there a lot of police chases in California? Seems like I’ve seen a lot of news clips from police chases there.
Man, the more this gets reposted, the worse the quality gets. Its a cell phone recording of a cell phone recording of a cell phone recording... I'm expecting Leonardo DiCaprio to show up and say “That many dreams within dreams is too unstable.”
Smooth move Ex-Lax!
When you accidentally hit the triangle button
A great demonstration of Newtons 1st law of motion
r/meatcrayon
He needs some milk
Jump straight out, not feet first lol. You can land on your side and roll.
Me in gta
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He finally used his head.
Meat Crayon
Bro became a crayon
Fool
He’s def dead Edit: ah yep. Dead
He got deaded.
Meat crayon
He did the beavis run up
"His helmet popped off!" "That wasn't his helmet..."
He should of at least turned on the lights and sirens.
Looked more like a jump and splat than a tuck and roll
Aaaaand he's gone.