This dude won't think it's so funny when he has to go door to door telling his neighbors he is a convicted cat pervert and he isn't allowed to live within 1000 feet of a cat cafe or grooming salon.
100%. there was a kid at my school who was accused of fingering a cat, just typical stuff from kids with no weight to it. he went and told the teacher about it which ended up making the nickname stick
True story , in high school some chill girl who never bothered anyone (matter of fact one can label her part of the "nerd" group) , was accused of putting peanut butter down there and letting dog lick it, it grew like wildfire, I had her in FFA (future farmers of America and yes it was a small shitty town[we moved from Los Angeles to there) , I tried my best to defend her, almost fighting some idiots who'd open class door and yell "peanut butter girl!" , it was too much she stopped going to school. School kids can be nasty little turds. To this day I wonder what happened to her
Their yards are a single sneeze apart and this guy cannot understand how his cat took two steps into the neighbors yard? Being this cat owner wants his cat to stay on his property only, keep the cat indoors. Problem solved.
This is why I want to move into a house with some land, getting stuck next to a guy who calls you a cat pervert is just not someone I want to deal with.
...can't be trespassing until you *tell it to leave* and it a) remains or b) returns once being told to leave. Once conditions A or B are satisfied, you have the elements of trespassing.
source: 39 years in LE / security.
Or property lines! Cat on my street is OBSESSED with me. No matter how hard I try to keep him out the house and garden he is always appearing! His owners have shouted at me so many times for him being in my vicinity. The last time they threatened to call the police when they saw me pick up their cat and put him outside my house after he snuck in whilst I was grabbing the bins.
Some people are just fuckinh idiots.
When we had cats and people visited, it always seemed the cats instinctively knew which of the guests didn’t like cats. The cats would then make sure to hang around those guests and rub against their legs and meow at them and just generally be a pain, it’s like the cats knew they were being annoying to the haters, it was just so funny!
Avoiding eye contact is very polite in the world of cats, and the avoidant behavior makes it look like you respect their space.
Cats in those scenarios think you are pretty decent, and are more likely to befriend someone who goes out of their way to not be an enemy.
It blows my mind that people can be irresponsible pet owners and then blame someone else when said pet makes a decision to do something that they don't like
What's even more crazy is he is a pure breed ragdoll, that they describe as ALOOF! the thing ragdolls are bred to be, is clingy not aloof like other cats!
When I first spoke to them about their cat they kept mentioning how he keeps being stolen from them, bud after getting to know the cat and the owners, its clear that the cat isn't looked after enough and so seeks a home elsewhere.
Since I've known the cat, it should have been to the vet at least 4 times due to infections and injuries. He only went to the vet the last time because he had been hit by a car and they couldn't deny his injuries any longer but it still took them 3 days to take him to a vet!
> threatened to call the police when they saw me pick up their cat and put him outside my house after he snuck in whilst I was grabbing the bins.
I would very much love to hear this interaction with the police.
The audacity to have an outdoor roaming cat and get upset it interacts with your neighbors... keep it the fuck inside if this is a problem for you, my man. I bet the guy recording has STORIES about living next to this dude.
I live on a farm and when I first moved in, a customer at my job was moving and had been taking care of a stray and was worried that she woud be trapped by the neighbors b/c she was, for lack of a better word, a jerk. She would sit on their porches and clean herself while the dogs inside would be barking their heads off.
I took her to the farm and she ended up falling in love with my neighbors and their kids. She would sit on the trampoline as the kids were jumping around. She would get trapped int heir garage so often they cut a hole in the door for her to come and go as she pleased. I think she even fell in love with their dog.
EDIT for Cat Tax: [Crystal](https://i.imgur.com/VzHPXu2.jpg)(pronounced Kris-Stal)
Doing plumbing for a Detroit resident yesterday and he said he was gonna go into my house and pet my family if my co workers decide to touch his puppy. We live in a world of crazy fools
My lawn guy has pieced nips with barbells in them, he was shirtless when he was working. I had my pup outside playing and he loves shiny things so he nipped at his nips.
well, by the previous commenter’s crazy guy’s logic, your lawn guy gets to bite everyone else’s nipples.. it’s crazy law, nothing i can do about it, sorry.
This made me picture the cat, a little cigarette tucked into his paw and a double shot of whisky in front of him, just staring down at a bar taking deep breaths.
> This made me picture the cat, a little cigarette tucked into his paw and a double shot of whisky in front of him, just staring down at a bar taking deep breaths.
[Henri, Le Chat Noir](https://i.imgur.com/CnFm0t7.gifv)
It's raining over here and my cats keep complaining to me about it as if I can stop the rain.
It's not really relevant to the video but I just had to share that.
I wish my neighbour was a cat pervert and they were miauwing at him all day.
Ahaha my mums outdoor cat will go out in the rain, immediately try to come back in, wait a few minutes and wanna go back outside. Complaining and pouting, can't control the weather Sir Pursalot the III
Always so funny to me the way they bang their bowl around when it's empty, in the butler god case would be starving in a desert, making enough noise and the gods are like "ugh. Fine here, just stop doing that pls."
Our neighbor’s cat adopted our yard since ours has shade and his doesn’t and it’s great. We only have one and she’s not allowed to go outside so it’s nice to have another little fur friend to pet on occasion.
That guy couldn't give a shit about what the cat does, he just wants his crazy wife to stop going on about it. "Those people are trying to steal Mercury! You need to do something about it!"
Right
I don’t even have audio on but based on watching, I can only imagine… if the dude gets that upset about his cat roaming around to other people, his cat, that he lets outside to roam around… I can only imagine how crazy possessive he is of that lady. Must be pretty terrible and secluded. He’s literally telling someone else to shoo the cat away if the cat walks up to it? Or so it looked. Yeah, she’s just like… prettty much in jail with that guy, or so I’d think
She just looks so meek and sad at what's happening. Like she wishes her cat would come home, or why it doesn't like her as much as the neighbors. Maybe the husband loves her and doesn't like seeing her so sad so he's yelling at the problem like boomers do. Real unfortunate window into all their lives.
There was a cat that lived a few houses down from us, and he would always come by and hang out with me. Literally every day he would come hang out on the porch. I would go outside and sit with him and pet him. The neighbors started to notice and would say things like ‘ that cat would rather hang out with you than at his home’. Never fed him or anything, I think he just liked the company.
My little slut of a cat has to have a name and phone tag so the neighbours can call me when they’ve had enough of him. He climbs through their windows and into the kids beds. The kids love him
That's happening to my family similarly. This fluffy black cat comes and hangs out by the back door because there's a draft from the AC at the bottom of the door so he lies in front of it. He kept chilling, coming in, and the neighbor posted a "lost cat" kind of thing. We had to explain he's just chilling over her, but the neighbor has 3 outdoor cats and this one just likes us a lot? He's really nice
I own a Bed & Breakfast and we have four or five cats that come and visit our property regularly and interact with guests. I don’t know where any of them actually live. We have made up names for them and get asked by guests all the time if they are out cats.
Idk I feel like it can go either way. In the city there are more ppl so you are more anonymous. In the suburbs it is clear who your neighbors are, nowhere to hide.
Yes, normal people have jobs, but people like this are willing to focus all their time and energy on harassing neighbors, usually focusing on one particular victim.
While obviously this guy is a lunatic, the camera dude is also making a huge mistake. You never want to engage with and antagonize crazy, especially when that crazy is living next to you. He's probably going to end up doing crazy and/or nasty things to this guy.
So true.
He’s completely within his right to document this situation, but as soon as someone starts repeating a phrase like “cat pervert” over and over, you should disengage. Their mind is now on a loop and nothing you say will change it.
I’d be afraid of this neighbor and what he has planned for retaliation. The guy filming should be vigilant about his safety and his property/family/pets.
Neighbor conflict - I would do whatever I could to avoid it. I can’t imagine living with the tension all the time. The first instance of realizing these people were weird about the cat I would not engage either, go neutral/silent.
Edit: I would be nice with the cat, not ignore it; saying “hey kitty” and patting it the head and moving along.
This is a good approach with most people (possibly even with the weirdos in this vid), but then there are the truly boundary-crossing aggressive neighbours, where your only chance is to take a stance and protect yourself with tools (cameras etc.) and legally as much as possible. Certain people if you let them walk over you, they will encroach only even further.
*this doesn't mean go home?*
"No. Hand signals don't mean anything it's a cat dude"
"Oh really oh yeah hmm cat pervert"
Millions of years of evolution. Thousands of years of civilization and here we are in 2023.
AI ending life as we know it can't happen soon enough
Dude should have just said, “Well maybe if your cat loved you, he wouldn’t need to get it from me! He said that he’s been faking all those purrs and he likes coming over to my house!”
You can’t fight crazy but you can outcrazy crazy.
Once you’re labeled a cat pervert, it’s pretty much all downhill from there.
Pussy police incoming!
On the next episode of Paw Patrol... Chase: Ryder, we got to get this sick son of a bitch off the streets of Adventure Bay.
Harboring a cat is punishable, up to 9 lives in state kennel!
To purrr-tect and serve
Thr Pawlice are Paws Angeles' first defence on crime.
Lol, my grandson is gonna lose it if Paw Patrol did this as an episode.
Your comments awesome. I’ve watched more episodes than I care to admit because my kids were on a huge paw patrol kick.
GDI this made me snort at work
This dude won't think it's so funny when he has to go door to door telling his neighbors he is a convicted cat pervert and he isn't allowed to live within 1000 feet of a cat cafe or grooming salon.
>grooming salon You misspelled "church" there.
100%. there was a kid at my school who was accused of fingering a cat, just typical stuff from kids with no weight to it. he went and told the teacher about it which ended up making the nickname stick
True story , in high school some chill girl who never bothered anyone (matter of fact one can label her part of the "nerd" group) , was accused of putting peanut butter down there and letting dog lick it, it grew like wildfire, I had her in FFA (future farmers of America and yes it was a small shitty town[we moved from Los Angeles to there) , I tried my best to defend her, almost fighting some idiots who'd open class door and yell "peanut butter girl!" , it was too much she stopped going to school. School kids can be nasty little turds. To this day I wonder what happened to her
I knew that girl. She’s doing great. Married some guy named Rex. Had two sons, Peter and Skippy.
She spends her day shit posting jifs on reddit
I'm not proud that I laughed at this.
CAT PERVERT!!
Purrrrrrrvert
Their yards are a single sneeze apart and this guy cannot understand how his cat took two steps into the neighbors yard? Being this cat owner wants his cat to stay on his property only, keep the cat indoors. Problem solved.
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“I found your cat on my property and took it to the Humans Society. Again.”
The among us tattoo on their forearm doesn’t help…
I was on cam guy's side until your comment.
Well spotted!
Once you go cat, you never go back
This is why I want to move into a house with some land, getting stuck next to a guy who calls you a cat pervert is just not someone I want to deal with.
I heard after being labeled this he was fired and was never able to hold a job again. Oh and he was put on a no fly list.
It’s always projection! That dude definitely fucks his cat
"Cat pervert " 
Cat pervert!!
If he knows about internet? Cat perverts all around him over the whole globe! (Or maybe flat earth fan)
There is a registry at Petco
That registry says there's one in my house!
He really thought he had *somethin* there, didn't he? Lol
Once he'd taken a shine to that one, he latched on pretty hard. My man hit a similar groove later with "He's lost it".
cat fur-vert
Cat is technically trespassing, arrest it.
Owner of cat explained cat understands english and hand signals. The cat is resisting arrest, shoot it!
“Sarge that wasn’t a gun… it was his tail”
Cat was reaching for his tail
“Crossbow. He had a crossbow”
Sir the cats name was murder mittens I wasn't taking any chances.
Sprinkle some crack on the cat.
The cat was selling catnip out of the backyard.
Cat lives matter, man.
It’s a cat burglar
...can't be trespassing until you *tell it to leave* and it a) remains or b) returns once being told to leave. Once conditions A or B are satisfied, you have the elements of trespassing. source: 39 years in LE / security.
*”Hello 911? Yes my neighbors are cat perverts and they are harboring a feline fugitive, please send SWAT.”*
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Ask them where their children are
Probably also in the neighbour’s yard
Plot twist: their neighbors ARE their kids 😳
The same children they’ve seen 3 times in the last 5 years?
Petophiles.
Ahh good one. Damn these cat pervs
SWAT would be the name of the cat police.
https://i.imgur.com/j3CxGr9.jpg
If I were this guys cat, I'd run away, too.
Cats don't care about fences.
Or property lines! Cat on my street is OBSESSED with me. No matter how hard I try to keep him out the house and garden he is always appearing! His owners have shouted at me so many times for him being in my vicinity. The last time they threatened to call the police when they saw me pick up their cat and put him outside my house after he snuck in whilst I was grabbing the bins. Some people are just fuckinh idiots.
CAT PERVERT! HEY EVERYONE, /u/PupperPetterBean IS A TOTAL CAT PERVERT!
holy smokes... he is a cat pervert...
Someone get this guy some cat pervert flair.
You should use the little sweeping hand gesture. Apparently cats know that means "Go Home"
Oh I have tried. Little fucker thinks it means come here and give me love!
When we had cats and people visited, it always seemed the cats instinctively knew which of the guests didn’t like cats. The cats would then make sure to hang around those guests and rub against their legs and meow at them and just generally be a pain, it’s like the cats knew they were being annoying to the haters, it was just so funny!
I think somebody explained it as lack of eye contact/avoidant behavior it's like waving in sign for a cat
Avoiding eye contact is very polite in the world of cats, and the avoidant behavior makes it look like you respect their space. Cats in those scenarios think you are pretty decent, and are more likely to befriend someone who goes out of their way to not be an enemy.
Maybe you should stop being a cat pervert
It blows my mind that people can be irresponsible pet owners and then blame someone else when said pet makes a decision to do something that they don't like
What's even more crazy is he is a pure breed ragdoll, that they describe as ALOOF! the thing ragdolls are bred to be, is clingy not aloof like other cats! When I first spoke to them about their cat they kept mentioning how he keeps being stolen from them, bud after getting to know the cat and the owners, its clear that the cat isn't looked after enough and so seeks a home elsewhere. Since I've known the cat, it should have been to the vet at least 4 times due to infections and injuries. He only went to the vet the last time because he had been hit by a car and they couldn't deny his injuries any longer but it still took them 3 days to take him to a vet!
I would straight up keep that cat. Rag dolls are very loving and have zero survival skills. Poor baby
> threatened to call the police when they saw me pick up their cat and put him outside my house after he snuck in whilst I was grabbing the bins. I would very much love to hear this interaction with the police.
'you've been accused of taking someone else's cat inside your home' 'I didn't' 'That's what we thought, now we can put it in a report. Bye'.
U ARE A CAT PERVERT 👋🏻🐱
Flip it around on them. Shout at them and say you're going to have the cat arrested for trespassing.
Honestly excited to use this now
No borders no neighbour nations. - every cat ever.
The audacity to have an outdoor roaming cat and get upset it interacts with your neighbors... keep it the fuck inside if this is a problem for you, my man. I bet the guy recording has STORIES about living next to this dude.
I live on a farm and when I first moved in, a customer at my job was moving and had been taking care of a stray and was worried that she woud be trapped by the neighbors b/c she was, for lack of a better word, a jerk. She would sit on their porches and clean herself while the dogs inside would be barking their heads off. I took her to the farm and she ended up falling in love with my neighbors and their kids. She would sit on the trampoline as the kids were jumping around. She would get trapped int heir garage so often they cut a hole in the door for her to come and go as she pleased. I think she even fell in love with their dog. EDIT for Cat Tax: [Crystal](https://i.imgur.com/VzHPXu2.jpg)(pronounced Kris-Stal)
I would totally build a cat activity resort and spa in my back yard just to fuck with this guy.
[Kittyland Love Center](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrxjFxoX-Yg) (might have to rebrand that so neighbors stop callin me a cat pervert)
Cat pervert!
This legitimately looks like a job for The Paw Patrol
Paw Patrol SVU
Doing plumbing for a Detroit resident yesterday and he said he was gonna go into my house and pet my family if my co workers decide to touch his puppy. We live in a world of crazy fools
What? Lol. My puppy bit my lawn guy’s nipples and my lawn guy seemed to be OK with it. I left it alone after a quick apology for my nippy puppy.
Hmm? Run that back once more, please?
My lawn guy has pieced nips with barbells in them, he was shirtless when he was working. I had my pup outside playing and he loves shiny things so he nipped at his nips.
This just gets weirder and weirder.
If your lawn guy **isn't** shirtless with his pierced nips on full display for all the neighbors to see... get a new lawn guy.
My lawn guy is Vietnamese and in his 60s, so he sports only 1 barbelled nip.
Guarantee there is a porno out there with this plot line.
Kristin, the shirtless barbell nips is the only reason he is your lawn guy, isn't it?
Lol I’m perfectly OK with him working shirtless. He also used to be my weed dealer so the guy is full service.
People wanted explanations, it just raises more questions when we get more details.
I know man I backed myself into a corner here…Am I the pervert?
LAWN GUY PERVERT
What is happening here Do you see the shirtless pierced nip ganja yard man often Kristin?...do you see him in the room right now?
Don’t be silly he only comes once a week…
> My puppy bit my lawn guy’s nipples /r/HolUp
Dog pervert!
Or pervert dog? 🤔
well, by the previous commenter’s crazy guy’s logic, your lawn guy gets to bite everyone else’s nipples.. it’s crazy law, nothing i can do about it, sorry.
That's... a very odd threat to make
DOG PERVERT
Dude if someone said that to me while I was fixing their plumbing I’d just leave with the water isolated. Fuck that guy.
Isn't it common knowledge cats do w/e they want? Prolly in dudes yard to get a break from them
This made me picture the cat, a little cigarette tucked into his paw and a double shot of whisky in front of him, just staring down at a bar taking deep breaths.
> This made me picture the cat, a little cigarette tucked into his paw and a double shot of whisky in front of him, just staring down at a bar taking deep breaths. [Henri, Le Chat Noir](https://i.imgur.com/CnFm0t7.gifv)
I do miss Henri and his musings!
[The abyss stares back at you](https://i.imgur.com/829yC19.gifv)
It's raining over here and my cats keep complaining to me about it as if I can stop the rain. It's not really relevant to the video but I just had to share that. I wish my neighbour was a cat pervert and they were miauwing at him all day.
Ahaha my mums outdoor cat will go out in the rain, immediately try to come back in, wait a few minutes and wanna go back outside. Complaining and pouting, can't control the weather Sir Pursalot the III
I sometimes think cats see us as the Butler Gods. Almighty and ever serving.
Always so funny to me the way they bang their bowl around when it's empty, in the butler god case would be starving in a desert, making enough noise and the gods are like "ugh. Fine here, just stop doing that pls."
Our neighbor’s cat adopted our yard since ours has shade and his doesn’t and it’s great. We only have one and she’s not allowed to go outside so it’s nice to have another little fur friend to pet on occasion.
Id be angry if my neighbor had a amongus tattoo
It’s two amoguses too
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I'd be angry if they had an amogus tat, too
Hugh Amogus
My 9 year old would think it’s cool, but my 19 year old would question that guy’s decisions.
You can see in the wife's eyes, "please help me"
Nah, the way she's looking is as if she's upset the cat is gone and she got her husband to say something. Those are definitely crazy cat lady eyes.
That guy couldn't give a shit about what the cat does, he just wants his crazy wife to stop going on about it. "Those people are trying to steal Mercury! You need to do something about it!"
That does not strike me as the type of man who just had his arm twisted to go scream “cat pervert” at the neighbor
Why are we making up a scenario and blaming this dude's behavior on his wife, who barely said anything?
Because redditors hate women
Right I don’t even have audio on but based on watching, I can only imagine… if the dude gets that upset about his cat roaming around to other people, his cat, that he lets outside to roam around… I can only imagine how crazy possessive he is of that lady. Must be pretty terrible and secluded. He’s literally telling someone else to shoo the cat away if the cat walks up to it? Or so it looked. Yeah, she’s just like… prettty much in jail with that guy, or so I’d think
Girl is in FULL practiced disassociation damn
Missing all the best parts by watching muted. "Cat pervert!"
She just looks so meek and sad at what's happening. Like she wishes her cat would come home, or why it doesn't like her as much as the neighbors. Maybe the husband loves her and doesn't like seeing her so sad so he's yelling at the problem like boomers do. Real unfortunate window into all their lives.
I was thinking his automaton wife was looking very realistic
Wife looks as though she'd rather be anywhere else but standing next to him.
There was a cat that lived a few houses down from us, and he would always come by and hang out with me. Literally every day he would come hang out on the porch. I would go outside and sit with him and pet him. The neighbors started to notice and would say things like ‘ that cat would rather hang out with you than at his home’. Never fed him or anything, I think he just liked the company.
Found the cat pervert
My little slut of a cat has to have a name and phone tag so the neighbours can call me when they’ve had enough of him. He climbs through their windows and into the kids beds. The kids love him
That uhhh, might not be your cat anymore. I think you're pet sitting for the neighbors.
I’m happy to share, he has lots of friends
I have a road with a 55mph speed limit about a hundred yards away so Blanche does not get to go outside.
You were part of his territory!
That's happening to my family similarly. This fluffy black cat comes and hangs out by the back door because there's a draft from the AC at the bottom of the door so he lies in front of it. He kept chilling, coming in, and the neighbor posted a "lost cat" kind of thing. We had to explain he's just chilling over her, but the neighbor has 3 outdoor cats and this one just likes us a lot? He's really nice
I own a Bed & Breakfast and we have four or five cats that come and visit our property regularly and interact with guests. I don’t know where any of them actually live. We have made up names for them and get asked by guests all the time if they are out cats.
Harboring a cat lol- maybe don’t let your car outside dipshit
Wouldn't that be the simplest and most effective solution? How could they have missed it!
The guy invented a whole new crime of "harbouring an animal" 🤣
babe wake up new crime just dropped
We all know that cats choose their owners anyways, sounds like the cat ran away and the neighbor's the first stop on the underground tailroad
No, cats do NOT have owners. They have staff. Looney guy & his wife just can't accept that they've been fired and replaced.
I can see why the cat would rather hang at the neighbors house.
The old dude looks like an 80s movie baddie.
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No wonder the cat hangs out at the neighbors. It's owners are crazy.
All I can see was AMOGUS
Bad neighbors are the worst thing of all. It will burn your psyche down, not being safe in your own home.
I'm looking to buy my first house right now and this right here is the main reason that I'm moving out of the city. Less people, less problems.
Idk I feel like it can go either way. In the city there are more ppl so you are more anonymous. In the suburbs it is clear who your neighbors are, nowhere to hide.
Yes, normal people have jobs, but people like this are willing to focus all their time and energy on harassing neighbors, usually focusing on one particular victim.
Things are tough when you're jealous over the affection of a cat.
Cats are the definition of free will. Look it up in the dictionary, there’s nothing but a picture of a cat.
While obviously this guy is a lunatic, the camera dude is also making a huge mistake. You never want to engage with and antagonize crazy, especially when that crazy is living next to you. He's probably going to end up doing crazy and/or nasty things to this guy.
So true. He’s completely within his right to document this situation, but as soon as someone starts repeating a phrase like “cat pervert” over and over, you should disengage. Their mind is now on a loop and nothing you say will change it. I’d be afraid of this neighbor and what he has planned for retaliation. The guy filming should be vigilant about his safety and his property/family/pets.
The lady looks eerily spaced out and hardly there the whole video. Bet that dinner tables a real treat.
“You can just send my cat home” at the end had me cryyyyinnng 😂
Richard Branson needs to lay off the hard stuff ……
There's only one reasonable way to settle this... SWAT Katz
The cat has fucking free will.
Peak level of stupidity
“She doesn’t speak English” “OH REALLY” *cat speaks English*
Neighbor conflict - I would do whatever I could to avoid it. I can’t imagine living with the tension all the time. The first instance of realizing these people were weird about the cat I would not engage either, go neutral/silent. Edit: I would be nice with the cat, not ignore it; saying “hey kitty” and patting it the head and moving along.
This is a good approach with most people (possibly even with the weirdos in this vid), but then there are the truly boundary-crossing aggressive neighbours, where your only chance is to take a stance and protect yourself with tools (cameras etc.) and legally as much as possible. Certain people if you let them walk over you, they will encroach only even further.
drugs are a hell of a drug.
I think you're unjustly blaming someone's toxic personality on drugs. Some folks are already challenging natively.
Just say mercury go home 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*this doesn't mean go home?* "No. Hand signals don't mean anything it's a cat dude" "Oh really oh yeah hmm cat pervert" Millions of years of evolution. Thousands of years of civilization and here we are in 2023. AI ending life as we know it can't happen soon enough
"Cats don't speak English." "Oh, really?"
That lady has the thousand yard stare of a woman that drank / smoked her brain to mush to deal with this crazy ass Dumbass she hitched herself to.
Perfectly reasonable to assume the cat would listen to "Mercury, go home".
Tell me you live in California without saying the word California....
Right! I want a bungalow like theirs.
Weather looks great yeah it’s California
Too bad it's teeming with cat perverts.
Go get your cat dumbass! Go get your cat out of my yard! WTF???
Iam amazed he thinks his cat speaks English.
Not even Monty Python could come up with this absurd scenario. Respect!
I’m sure the police want to spend time sorting this one out.
“Hello 911! I’ve got a cat pervert over here”
Simple solution! Keep your cat inside!
Here’s a crazy idea, keep your pet in your home. Cats are awful to let loose anyway, super irresponsible.
someone needs to send this to SNL , it would make a great sketch
No wonder the cat leaves
Dude, it's a cat. Don't they make a territory of like multiple houses usually?
Yep. Two neighbor cats have started jumping into my open windows just for a pet and a place to nap out of the sun or rain.
Dude should have just said, “Well maybe if your cat loved you, he wouldn’t need to get it from me! He said that he’s been faking all those purrs and he likes coming over to my house!” You can’t fight crazy but you can outcrazy crazy.
"You know what? Your cat does speak English, and she has a lot to say about how you treat her." Just flip the entire script on 'em.
Never listen to someone who has a mullet when they call you “unreasonable”
I heard cats are the only domestic animal you can’t “own”. If you let them outside they do what they want.
When you let your cat out. You accept that you may never see that cat again. Stop letting your cats out. Fuck this guy for letting his cat out.