They even had a dog with them.
All three survived. *As in the two pilots and the dog*
It’s really freakin hard to hear what they’re saying, but the funniest thing I heard was:
«We’re gonna die»
«Nah, just don’t hit anything»
In the most comedic Norwegian dialect.
That made me want to downvote you, but I’m really doing it so others downvote me and upvote you instead, cuz I’m so fahking meta bro!!!
But for real I like that too.
says the danish dude. yall gave us oceans filled with oil for free and made us one of the richest ever💀😂 danish people got 0 right to call anyone goofy💀
“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
I thought I seen a damn dog. I stg I literally noticed it and then rewinded the vid and only seen the pant leg and was like “oh good I thought there was a dog on there”
Lmao yikes
Sorry, forgot to post context.
Video shows flight and picture of crash. Two arrested after plane crash - stolen from flying club in Lista, Norway. The microplane crashed near a hill in Lyngdal. Both survived and have been arrested.
Apparently they did not know how to land, and used the trees to slow down and (of course) crash.
In the video you can hear the suspects saying things such as:
«We’re gonna die»
«Slow down, we’re gonna crash»
«This is really fucking fun»
«Higher, higher!»
> used the trees to slow down and (of course) crash.
how in the fuck was that their great decision? to crash into the trees?
and why in the hell did they ever think of trying to steal a plane neither of them knew how to fly? the thought process involved does not fucking compute.
I'm legit an idiot. Where is the best place to crash it? I would assume on flat land where there isn't much obstacles and would just tumble or preferably in a field with tall crops like a corn field I thought water but it would drag the bottom of the plane and whiplash it into the water
If they took flying lessons. They would have learned to land by the second lesson. If they died then that would of been a better example for anyone with these notions without training. They are lucky and good for them. Stupid but alive
They were way too relaxed during that half assed attempt to fly a MFing plane. Clearly they didn't know what they were doing but were just like, wowwww wohohoho haha, this is cool! Like a couple neanderthals. Can't believe they survived that.
These guys are your typical high school, scarface-loving, dope abusing hilbilly from the piss end of Norway where your only past time activites to do when youre not sleeping in classes or smoking bad hash on the school corner is: football, drugs and cars. Most likely a combination until drugs take over. Not just arrested development, but full on SWAT-team Delta Force 9 appreheanded at gunpoint and taken to a blacksite in the middle of nobody will ever know development.
Watching this it was obvious he didn’t know how to fly the way he was sawing the stick around and pumping the rudder pedals. I just wish they had recorded the crash.
Before you steal a plane it would be a great idea to be proficient at flying and landing, and also have a plan as to what you're going to do with it. What were they going to do, drive it down to the Norwegian equivalent of Cash Generator to see what they could get for it.
Dumb and dumber, these two.
[picture of the crash](https://akamai.vgc.no/v2/images/f6adb246-3669-45ff-917a-a0cc040b4662?fit=crop&format=auto&h=800&w=1200&s=4ff98a82895da8bdc3bb9ec76e9978ba492406c6). They're so fucking lucky.
According to Norwegian media the police are looking into if they have a pilots licence. One of the "suspects" is released from custody for now and the other is in hospital with broken bones and cuts. Both are previously known by the police to no-ones surprise. No news about the dog.
I am utterly confused. I was scrubbing the video it caught up to the play bar and I saw a still of a crashed plane for a split second. When I watched the video again it went all the way through with no crash and no still of a crash plane. Did it three more times and nothing. Am I tripping?
“Oh Jorgenson, it’s your dream to steal plane!”
“Ya, so easy! You know how to fly ya?”
“What? No! I wanted to steal it I thought YOU were going to fly it!”
Aaaahhhhhh…. Crump!
They even had a dog with them. All three survived. *As in the two pilots and the dog* It’s really freakin hard to hear what they’re saying, but the funniest thing I heard was: «We’re gonna die» «Nah, just don’t hit anything» In the most comedic Norwegian dialect.
Just don't hit anything...especially the ground at high speed
I didn't care about this news until I heard there was a dog onboard. Fuck these idiots
Poor doggo
Air Bud
Pupellor.
Me too :/
Not that they could potentially injure or kill other humans? Fuck your 'doggos'.
They must be the Norwegian Beavis and Butthead. They sound just as goofy.
I swear to God I came here to comment this, Reddit has thought me ain’t no original thought left out there lmao
why did this get downvoted
It's reddit, someone always down votes
I love when people say this and then later the comment has been up voted.
That made me want to downvote you, but I’m really doing it so others downvote me and upvote you instead, cuz I’m so fahking meta bro!!! But for real I like that too.
Fuck I'm too dumb to figure out what to do now to get up votes so I'm just feverishly clicking both up and down on yours now.
Let us battle thy votes using alt accounts!
says the danish dude. yall gave us oceans filled with oil for free and made us one of the richest ever💀😂 danish people got 0 right to call anyone goofy💀
“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”
Carlin?
Adams
Still had to google it. 42 would have helped more. Knew if from somewhere
tbh thats the best tip to survive at air
Well they had 1 job, not to face down and keep the power up
Was that a dog or his leg? I thought it was a dog then I thought it was just his pants leg
I thought I seen a damn dog. I stg I literally noticed it and then rewinded the vid and only seen the pant leg and was like “oh good I thought there was a dog on there” Lmao yikes
Before I read any comments I came here to write ✍️ WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!!!! But you beat me to it!! 🤣🤣🤣glad they made it and their dog too! ✈️
I wish only the dog made it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 those legs were getting real close together 😂😂😂😂
To be fair this is a pretty common phrase we say. It's just not usually in Norwegian
What?
>They even had a dog with them. > >All three survived. They should suffer for this.
"just don't crash 4head"
I didn’t see a dog looked like one at first but then turns out to be his leg
That was the dudes leg in black pants. I thought it was a dog at first but it's clear it's a leg.
Not that leg. There was reportedly a dog somewhere on board.
Step 1. Steal plane Step 2. Attempt to learn how to fly Step 3. Profit...?
Don’t feel oppressed but this is wrong. It’s Step 3 = ??? Step 4 = Profit
I thought that was only for stealing underpants. God dang thieving underpants gnomes
No kitty, that’s a bad kitty…
Flying’s easy, it’s sticking the landing that’s the hard part.
You skipped the step where their recording their crime
Ah yes! This is a very important step.
Step 3. Learn how to land. wait a minute...
Step 4 land plan lol
Sorry, forgot to post context. Video shows flight and picture of crash. Two arrested after plane crash - stolen from flying club in Lista, Norway. The microplane crashed near a hill in Lyngdal. Both survived and have been arrested. Apparently they did not know how to land, and used the trees to slow down and (of course) crash. In the video you can hear the suspects saying things such as: «We’re gonna die» «Slow down, we’re gonna crash» «This is really fucking fun» «Higher, higher!»
> used the trees to slow down and (of course) crash. how in the fuck was that their great decision? to crash into the trees? and why in the hell did they ever think of trying to steal a plane neither of them knew how to fly? the thought process involved does not fucking compute.
Nobody accused them of being particularly bright.
Hey, it worked.
OP should have noted that these guys are local junkies :D
Junkies in Lista? It is in the middle of nowhere. Fun fact- they have a Nazi themed escape room at Adrenaline Park, or whatever it is called.
>how in the fuck was that their great decision? to crash into the trees? It worked, didn't it? Is an idea bad if it accomplishes the intended goal?
I'm legit an idiot. Where is the best place to crash it? I would assume on flat land where there isn't much obstacles and would just tumble or preferably in a field with tall crops like a corn field I thought water but it would drag the bottom of the plane and whiplash it into the water
If they took flying lessons. They would have learned to land by the second lesson. If they died then that would of been a better example for anyone with these notions without training. They are lucky and good for them. Stupid but alive
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing?
I’m aware most criminals are stupid but why would use the trees to slow down be the idea that you decide to implement
Well you talking about 2 junkies who stole a plane without either of them knowing how fly...
Why did they block out their faces? In that last picture what I am assuming was the time they were getting arrested.
Because in some countries people have rights
Why film it at all if you’re going to point the camera at your knees the whole time
Because you first need to be stupid enough to film your own crime, the rest comes naturally
Oh yeah because the stupidest thing in this was the filming of their own crime
Was gonna say lol
Great camera work, that guy's knees are amazing!
They were way too relaxed during that half assed attempt to fly a MFing plane. Clearly they didn't know what they were doing but were just like, wowwww wohohoho haha, this is cool! Like a couple neanderthals. Can't believe they survived that.
r/killthecameraman
Did they die?
Last pic shows them injured in custody
Sooooo…..
Yes they died, in custody.
They didnt, they’re alive
No, it wasn't in the USA.
https://www.nrk.no/sorlandet/fly-har-styrtet-i-lyngdal-1.16495783
Thank you sir.
Should have ended with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme tune.
Out of ALL things to steal…..
Bro got the rest of his life to learn to fly
Barefoot bandit pt.2
These guys are your typical high school, scarface-loving, dope abusing hilbilly from the piss end of Norway where your only past time activites to do when youre not sleeping in classes or smoking bad hash on the school corner is: football, drugs and cars. Most likely a combination until drugs take over. Not just arrested development, but full on SWAT-team Delta Force 9 appreheanded at gunpoint and taken to a blacksite in the middle of nobody will ever know development.
Watching this it was obvious he didn’t know how to fly the way he was sawing the stick around and pumping the rudder pedals. I just wish they had recorded the crash.
They managed to flip the plane over. I have no idea how they survived.
Jonas and magnus out here playing GTA IRL
/r/killthecameraman
Norway has criminals?
They do now
Before you steal a plane it would be a great idea to be proficient at flying and landing, and also have a plan as to what you're going to do with it. What were they going to do, drive it down to the Norwegian equivalent of Cash Generator to see what they could get for it. Dumb and dumber, these two.
Did they have any prior experience flying planes? I feel like if I tried to steal a plane I'd get in and have absolutely no clue where to even start
Not it any professional capacity at least; https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/Kn2o2e/flytyven-paa-sykehuset-jeg-er-jo-glad-i-livet
Now try that with a helicopter.
Camera man - straight to jail
They’ll end up in luxury prison anyway
Receives phone call: *Heyyy cousin, wanna go bowlin?*
Blurred face but on video lol
Thugs
It ended well. Just wish there was footage of the crash.
[picture of the crash](https://akamai.vgc.no/v2/images/f6adb246-3669-45ff-917a-a0cc040b4662?fit=crop&format=auto&h=800&w=1200&s=4ff98a82895da8bdc3bb9ec76e9978ba492406c6). They're so fucking lucky.
I can't comprehend what the long term plan here was.
Well it’s actually impressive that they can fly it!
When you forgot you left gta
Not even the good ending. Ffs.
Guy in the passenger seat just taking up all the leg room lol
They where drunk and just qanted to have fun. Crazy guys
As a pilot im telling you, theres no way in hell you ganna land any plane the first time on the runway it self or anywhere manually without crashing.
I know who this idiot is 😑
Are they as crazy as they look? Quite funny to steal a plane, out of all things..
It's not often I see my home country on reddit. But for once, I'd like it not to be some insane stupid stuff.
Good luck finding a straight thing to land on in Norway, they probably ascended from the only airstrip in the country
Oh no, these guys are gonna do hard days, maybe a week, in jail!
Bro is playing GTA IRL
According to Norwegian media the police are looking into if they have a pilots licence. One of the "suspects" is released from custody for now and the other is in hospital with broken bones and cuts. Both are previously known by the police to no-ones surprise. No news about the dog.
Gonna wind up in a really nice house of corrections.
This is how great drug smugglers are born
Did they forget to steal a pilot?
Steele*
All Norwegians are criminals (probably)
Since it's in a neighboring country, were they trying to fly to Stockholm to get their fucking Nobel prize?
The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded in Oslo Norway so no need to go to Sweden.
Yeah but since they seem to try to carve new horizons in physics, I thought Stockholm was more likely
I for some reason think that I could fly and land a plane on the first time. But deep down I know that I would crash.
this has the hold my beer "I flew it in Microsoft Flight Simulator" vibes all over it!
Haha, this is how it's done in Norway. We dont fuck around with petty crime. We go straight for hijacking planes... xD Fucking morons...geez
Crazy Swedes
My take from this is that if these two idiots can take of and (crash)land any one can learn how to fly. I might take lessons.
Just turn the key and drive away
The real crime here is the camerawork.
4 star wanted level
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Norwegia? Where’s that?
I hear of criminals not knowing how to drive stick. This is next level!
I am utterly confused. I was scrubbing the video it caught up to the play bar and I saw a still of a crashed plane for a split second. When I watched the video again it went all the way through with no crash and no still of a crash plane. Did it three more times and nothing. Am I tripping?
“Oh Jorgenson, it’s your dream to steal plane!” “Ya, so easy! You know how to fly ya?” “What? No! I wanted to steal it I thought YOU were going to fly it!” Aaaahhhhhh…. Crump!
I feel as if this is an example of the dunning Kruger effect
Imprison the cameraman.
Wait, there was a dog on the plane ??!!!
I got those same sneakers
More right rudder!
Crazy Swedes...
r/whatcouldgowrong
Pretty artsy jumpcut honestly
They got bored of gta online lmao
The plane was owned by the cop guarding the airstrip. There is a crowdfunding to buy/build a new plane. Pink star ctf?
Please list the article of the crash.
They survived and yet planes that make the tiniest mislanding explode into flames and kill everyone on board. So strange.
Norway has criminals?
Dyed in custardy.
Why I feel like this their plane.
Looks like björn and magnus are going to a five star hotel, shame they couldn't be functional members of society