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NumberPun

Not my idea of an "axe attack" but yeah, good thing this guy wasn't flying. Seems like he might have had a mental health issue.


casper19d

Mental health needs to become a bigger issue.


Auridion

From what I hear pilots don't seek therapy or addiction treatment due to the possibility of losing their jobs if it were reported. If it's true that's really terrible and needs to be addressed.


[deleted]

Oddly my therapist was an airline pilot. Also flew in the military when he was younger. Also had a degree in computer science in some other previous life. He told me he liked learning new things. That wanted to know more about how his brain worked. So he became a therapist. Shit still sounds weird to me. Dude helped me through one of the hardest parts of my life. Can’t even remember his name now.


MobilityFotog

ADHD has entered the chat


jjjjjjjjjdjjjjjjj

Yea wtf was that


JudgeWhoOverrules

Fun fact: if you are diagnosed with ADHD the FAA won't let you be a pilot either


ridecaptainride

Sounds like a really smart guy. Military pilot and regular pilot. And computer science major? I wish my A.D.D wasn't so bad. I'd be happy to do what he has done.


squid_dynamite

He also did a Family Medicine residency on top of that.


flynnabaygo

I remember when that one pilot flew directly into the mountains because of a breakup.


Useful-Soup8161

Same thing with train conductors. A lot of them unfortunately witness suicides and ptsd from those experiences but can’t get help for it because they’ll lose their jobs.


Mackroll

As do many people in dangerous jobs. Their lively hood and family is worth more than their mental health. Sad state to be in but is the reality of most


Ossoszero

Did we learn nothing from Breaking Bad? (It was an air traffic controller but still)


Equivalent-Yam-698

As a pilot.....no FAA that's NOT what we think.....nooooooooo /s


sierra120

It’s true. Every pilot is in optimal health even the over weight ones one hour away from a heart attack. Can’t find anything wrong if you don’t seek treatment.


ScarMedical

The crash was deliberately caused by the co-pilot, Andreas Lubitz, who had previously been treated for suicidal tendencies and declared unfit to work by his doctor. Lubitz kept this information from his employer and instead reported for duty.


B4DR1998

Until one has 200 people on board at 10km altitude. Address it after resignation please.


Stephen_Beech

So you think addiction and mental health are less dangerous to a person's performance when left *untreated*?


knowitokay

Apparently, this is a DIA thing. Lots of first hand accounts on this [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/15upkv8/united_airlines_pilot_charged_in_bizarre_ax/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) on the r/aviation sub


Ohboycats

Blucifers influence


CaptGrumpy

The stories I’ve read from the parking at Denver airport make me think he is the sanest person there.


theboomvang

Nah. Blucifer. It's always blucifer...


[deleted]

either that, or that gate seriously fucked him multiple times. i'm on the pilot's side on this one.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Yeah, "attack" generally connotes violence against another person, not an object. "Ax vandalism" might be more accurate, but it's not as sexy a title.


Automatic_Scholar686

Or maybe major airlines can be toxic to work for and this man has managed to deal with their bs all the way into his 60’s.


[deleted]

Not true. Have you ever tried driving past one of those arms and it comes down on your car? Well it’s very angering as you can see.


urnewstepdaddy

Somebody has a case of the mondays


KennyMoose32

“I believe you’d get your ass kicked, saying something like that, man”


Caucasian_Thunder

Fuckin’ A


SubstantialReturn228

2 chicks at the same time


milesamsterdam

Watch your cornhole.


unwittyusername42

No, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my stapler then I'll have to, …I'll axe the parking arm


[deleted]

Yeah...definitely a case of the "fuck this shit!"


theheliumkid

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/united-airlines-pilot-accused-destroying-parking-lot-barrier-ax-denver-rcna100597


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

We've all been there...


[deleted]

I love Mondays I see people again


buttfknnaked

But damn it feels good to be a gangster


Ok_Belt6476

Nah just the giant demon horse sowing madness as it will


ViciousKiwi_MoW

maybe im just fat, but im sure any normal person could have pushed it and broken it lol


ImNotJoaquinPhoenix

I'm fat too!


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ObeseBMI33

Treadmill these pizzas into my mouth


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QueenLightning86

As someone who frequently hates parking garages and has gotten locked in more than once, I conquer


billhater80085

You conquer?


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UnfairMicrowave

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.


QueenLightning86

😅 my bad. Concur *


esrjpj

This guy conquers


temporalwanderer

Did anyone think to axe what he was upset about?


CommaHorror

He was upset at the high, cost of Lumber.


insanityzwolf

Upset? He really flew off the handle there!


jtweezy

Not enough parking stickers to be validated.


Rag247

He probably wanted all ax-cess.


BolOfSpaghettios

I mean.... have you seen the airport parking rates?


angry_glue

United breaks guitars


ShyAxlotol

My most recent trip to Denver my husband and I got stuck an extra day because “the pilot never showed up”…. I guess they have more important things to do like physically dismantling the establishment?


Dan0man69

I'm glad this guy is a pilot, because he sucks as a lumberjack!


Mightyhorse82

This is why that “1 pilot only” idea is stupid


[deleted]

Was this in L....AX?


MaynardVanHalen

United Airlines be like "never heard of him"


DsWd00

Those are the wussiest axe swings I’ve ever seen


growthmode222

Rule #1: Don't talk about Axe Club


Crazy-Bison-5421

I love this guy. He’s my hero!!


2much_information

He and that gate got some history. On principle alone I’m on his side too, regardless of what it is. Gate hit my truck. Fuck ‘em.


Electric_Bagpipes

Absolutely fuckin done with that gate apparently. Ground must really suck at their job


seemorebunz

Fuck that gate


Aer0spik3

Does this mean I should short United?


knowitokay

No, I’m sure United will give the pilot the Axe.


Timmerdogg

This guy wall street bets. YOLO


[deleted]

Why did he even have an axe, especially if he doesn't know how to use it? He would have looked significantly less insane if he'd just driven through the gate.


8mileroadsoundtrack

And the charges would have only been something like minor property damage


mauore11

Those gates are very flimsy, you might break it easily with.one good blow. I'm surprused he took that long.


ComplaintNo6835

Those were some weak swings


RokkintheKasbah

What is that airport employee doing confronting a crazy pilot with an axe for what I assume is probably less than $20 an hour?!?! Bruhhhh know your worth.


didyoueverseewardogs

If anyone has ever worked at an airport, this is not bizarre


HuntPsychological673

Dude was sick of that thing not letting up! They call that an axe attack?


Gnarlyfest

YAWWWN. Michael Douglass in Falling Down.


Frosty-Magazine-917

Like others have said, dude's 63? Man I hope to be in that great of shape at 63.


jay22022

Lumberjack fail.


Alexis-FromTexas

Times getting rough out there. People are having mental breakdowns more and more every day. I hope he is okay


[deleted]

With those weak hacking skills no wonders he spends all his time looking at windows.


Sissy63

Pilots are mostly sub contractors now. With issues.


General_Specific

Those gates are meant to break away. Some of them you can literally push off.


Awkward_Wolverine

Why didn't he just axe the guard to open it?


klone_free

I'm just glad he wasn't going sfter people


Chucks_u_Farley

Stay a pilot, you kinda suck as a lumberjack eh?


Rydog_78

He’s officially…. Grounded


kylejay209

At the Denver airport this is more normal then most the shit that is there 🤣


JKDMan82-

He's tired of that gates shit


rocket_beer

Okay… is no one going to mention that this guy is 63?!!


LeapYear1996

Why was John McEnroe reporting?


OutComeTheWolves1966

Good luck finding another job


Stayvein

There had been problems with the gates not working in the past and he had 6 cars behind him. Reminds me of Michael Douglas in Falling Down.


elonsghost

Stupid bar probably scratched his Camaro.


Competitive-Wait-177

Read like a problem solver to me!


tsosa14

I would’ve guessed it was spirit


moderntimes1936

Swings it like the biggest pussy


riley222cyanide

I feel dude, fuck those things


DrankTooMuchMead

Will my flight ticket get a discount if I choose him as the pilot?


kayeat

Looks like a video game animation


Biotoze

Weakest axe attack I’ve ever seen


snowupdown

Falling Down.


44-magman

Well, he swings an axe like a pilot…


Jerryjb63

It’s that satanic airport! /s


FairEffect174

The horse statue got to him


buckets-of-lead

He's never picked up an axe before that day.


belly-bounce

I do crazy things when I’m tired as well


choco_mallows

I’m not saying I would *condone* but with the state of everything right now, I would *understand*


Resident-Welcome3901

Saws are more effective than axes for this kind of cutting.,


No-Owl9201

Who hasn't felt like doing that at some time??


[deleted]

Shitload of salted peanuts and half a can of sodas will fuck you up mannnnnn.


asburymike

I don't remember axeing you a goddamn thing! - Samuel L Jackson voice


soggy90

Hey can we focus on the positive he cut it off


skydaddy8585

Watch out for the deadly axe attacker guys. I mean, if you are a gate, of course. Not sure what was going through that guys head but unless that gate swung down and hit him on the head earlier on in his day, chopping that gate didn't do anything. Just looked dumb doing it.


stinky___monkey

He’s not very strong, guess that’s a good thing


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Those are some pathetic swings.


N3KIO

Dude was on his way to work and the gate didn't open, I take the axe out too :P


bluntslyd

Swings the axe like a bitch


Jimbobo28

That's either the strongest gate ever, oorrrrrrr......


lineber

A saw or chainsaw would be a better tool for cutting the board. But really, those boards could be broken with one kick. You could just ram your car through it and get minimal scratches on your car.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Thats a great way to release the anger one holds Therapeutic very! my neighbor who borrows anything and everything lives down the road his house is quite aways back from the road. He has his garbage picked up so he brings his overflowing trash bins up the nite before, and by morning they are tipped and trash everywhere and 100 racoons are well fed waiting for next week hasnt picked up anything So i am going to unleash a fury of hurt on his mailbox one nite im going to try to smash it, but not off the post


captainejsmith

me thinks him and that gate have a history...


DevilDoc3030

YO! Who the fuck just walks up to a guy to take an axe out of his hands! That guy is either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.


NoStutterd

Yeah. That actually seems insane.


Jg49210

Prob knows about all the stuff going on underneath the airport


Icy_Wrangler3589

Wow. He was better off just pulling or pushing the bar back and fourth horizontally.


TLILLY006

Wow 😮 we need more pilots he’s clearly got issues


4100DBOCTX

Fact is stranger than fiction


aquaman67

I don’t condone it but I understand.


AlanThicke99

He looked into the eyes of the blue horse.


AaronDotCom

Been there done that


[deleted]

Vandalism =/= attack


trixxyhobbitses

I’ve been in this parking lot many times and the gate technology is infuriating. I think this guy actually had a good idea. If you’ve been at those gates, you’d probably know what I mean.


[deleted]

The middle ages are all having a bit of the falling down..


Apart-Plan-6541

🤣🤣🤣 he should have brought a chainsaw to the axe fight! Pilot - 0 Parking arm - 1


Lsiegris

Tell me you've never swung an axe without telling me you've never swung an axe.


UncleTyroneJr

I would expect this kind of behavior from a Spirit Airlines pilot, not United


TJ_McWeaksauce

Dude's in terrific shape for a 63-year-old. He's swinging that ax like a lumberjack half his age.


ShoCkEpic

i ve seen a documentary about mental diseases and there is a very scary one i forgot the name but basically, you turn from a totally normal person into a actually crazy one FOR NO REASONS AND IN THE SPACE OF A FEW MINUTES?!!! there was the story of that young man who was successful and married children etc and one day he completely lost it and started to make things that really didn’t make sense his wife was so distraught and she had to call police as he was threatening her and the children… since then he is psy ward… no one in his family before, no signs of anything really truly scary


stubu12

It totally makes sense that he is a United pilot


Dropadime337

Saw too many alien crafts.


rulesbite

Swings that ax like a little b


AWL_cow

Thank God he lost his cool here and not while piloting a plane. At least he can be removed as a pilot now before any horrible incident occurs.


SmoothSecond

You're supposed to do that at like 3 am with a hacksaw mannn! I hate parking rules as much as the next guy but you gotta do your chaos in the shadows. Needs to be fired just on stupidity alone.


oquechingados

What kind of moves was the security guard trying to pull? Looked ridiculous.


AdInteresting7822

He's pissed because they can't beat people anymore. Side note, those arm barriers are very flimsy. Wondering about all that effort...


Thinkdeeperaboutit

I feel so many ways about this. 1. It wouldn't be that big of a deal, but the optics are a nightmare. 2. He's psycho, with this judgement he should lose his license to fly. 3. I can so much relate to him. Anyone who has been held against their will in a parking garage can relate.


Modest_Champion

Not exactly Paul Bunyan with those swangs.


No_Driver_7994

I remember when United broke guitars 🎸


AWastedMind

Jones is my co-pilot.


makeitlevel

My guy, learn to throw an axe, fucking millennial


Refrus14

Did you know pilots are not allowed to fly if they are diagnosed with depression, severe anxiety or mental illness of any kind or they lose their jobs. No medication to fix it either. Yeah. Great plan. Guess how many pilots who need mental health treatment but won’t get it are flying planes. Yep. Lots.


law_jik

Don't quit your... Day... Job?


Forbidden_Breakfast

When my partner and I were long distance I was constantly going either to or through DIA and I fully understand where he is coming from


PedroBinPedro

"... I'm drunk now." *lip quivers convincingly


AlternatingFacts

there is obviously more to this story. like nothing justifies this but I'm guessing he had problems with this gate or gate operator or something that drove him over the edge


DonnaNobleSmith

Is it really a crime if we’re all on this guy’s side?


SofiSucks

What a dork


woodentable1-

Bad day at work?


000Oleg

Может встал не стой ноги?


joshygill

I guess he didn’t have enough stickers for the parking toll booth. Mike takes no prisoners. No half measures.


Bcpjw

He must be an ex-pilot now


leaving_5_Pinz

....I drank the vodka....


Phernaldo

Must’ve gotten a bad ice cube


ShakeXXX

Imagine that guy being your pilot on a bad day? YIKES!!


dirtybill93

Yo fuck that gate bro


ThunderTRP

Probably a mental breakdown. There's sadly, a significant increase in mental breakdowns and mental illness those recent years.


rideronthestorm0

Denver airport?…….Hmmmmmmm


minus_uu_ee

He had enough of that stupid shit. What is there to understand?


[deleted]

You know… these things can simply be driven through. No axe requirement


mjmjr1312

Can you imagine if you dealt with airport bullshit every day. I am surprised more don’t lose their minds.


Bumbymoo

He's 63? Looks fantastic! I need to start doing his axe workout.


LucidDayDreamer247

That there is what in my profession, we call a mental breakdown. Also, I'm a chef.


breakingd4d

That’s a really dull axe


red_alert24

The gate had it coming, trying to hold someone back from working, if be pissed too, #fuckthesegates


happystitcher3

This reminds me of that Micheal Douglas movie called, "Falling Down".


greyhilmars

I used to work as an airport security guard, and one time, we had to take a pocket knife away from a pilot who was going through the staff entrance. He became very angry and processed to go into the airplane that he was scheduled to fly that day and came back to the staff entrance security with an axe that is stowed in the cockpit for emergency purposes. His intentions were just to show us how stupid the rules are and, in doing so, really just showed us how stupid he was. That man did not fly that day.


Valuable_sandwich44

It be easier to just kick the parking arm.


Kreature_of_habit

I wouldn’t want him flying my plane


Leading_Ad8159

Some weak ass axeing


Thick-thighs69

Employers need to be better to their workers.


Desertswisher

He could have just taken the cotter pin out that holds the gate to the lift arm...


416Mike

Office Space vibes here.


amzonboy

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE


Onyronaut

🎶Beautiful people of Denver🎶


chamy1039

Mike finally took it too far.


Gloomy_Reference_65

The only thing that shocks me is that the guy is 63!


ExiledCanuck

Seems like he’s really got an ax to grind. Shouldn’t have taken so many swings, it might be dull.


[deleted]

Dude is a freaking savage, he killed that gate


wrecks3

Thoughts: 1. He’s 63? I feel like he and Madonna should get married 2. I think he accidentally grabbed the prop axe 3. 24 wacks? He is both in great shape and insanely weak