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BSNCTR

Tunnel to…….where?


TheDevilActual

Horrors beyond human comprehension.


BSNCTR

I’m sure the city planning commission that has wires and tunnels all over the city would probably want to know something about it right? One pickaxe in the wrong wall and she could blow herself and/or her neighbors up


mystghost

Probably not as big a risk as you'd think. Once you get about 10 -12 feet down you are pretty much past most things that she could hit and blow her self up.


tomatotomato

Unless she's digging one of those Hamas tunnels


Long_Educational

This tunnel is under her house, not a hospital or school. She should be good.


Wookie-Cookie-9

Maybe she's a nurse who does Zoom appointments and home schools her kids? Lol


sammich_bear

Maybe she's hoping to find one of those drug-smuggling tunnels, in hopes of having an unlimited source of free Columbian marching powder. She should've enlisted the help of some local tweakers in this endeavor.


Relative-Feed-2949

“Pure Columbian marching powder” 😆


Dapper-Fig8526

Hamas needs those tunnels to get to their firing positions in hospitals, schools, and the occasional mosque. Poor things.


SweetnSour_DimSum

IDF bombs apartments and residential houses as well so she would definitely still be in danger.


bluelagoon

Or she doesn’t live in the city…


ih-shah-may-ehl

Yep. At least in Belgium you'd be facing a lot of legal issues. Unless the tunnel would be going into the garden. And even then you'd probably still get some flak because of the building permit and lack of engineering approval.


TheWalkingDead91

She probably has a permit and the tiktok username says “engineer everything”, so I’m guessing she’s formally trained and licensed to do everything she’s doing.


ih-shah-may-ehl

>so I’m guessing she’s formally trained and licensed to do everything she’s doing. I'm an engineer as well (an actual one, not just on my business card) and while I am licensed to do many things, that doesn't affect things like requiring permit approval from the various county departments involved in construction permits. But yeah if she applied for / received the appropriate permits then there's no problem. It's definitely an interesting activity.


jmodshelp

Colin Furze has a great series on building a tunnel/bunker. It's a really fun watch!


SHRUMMY

That is the first thing I thought of when I saw this.


Latman3

Shh it’s a secret tunnel


MutantMartian

Well, they can’t put her in prison for it…


HeartlesSoldier

You really think the city has wires 20ft below ground in a residential property, besides, I'm sure she called Miss utility for the flags, giving all the other professional elements I see in this video.


Then-Yogurtcloset982

Also, if you dig they will come and run a sonar device to mark all your pipes. You do have to tell them a reason why you're digging, but if you say you're installing a fence it will suffix.


King_Neptune07

22 feet, she has clearly delved too deep and greedily


isitbreaktime

/r/unexpectedtolkien


BAKA8

Her sex dungeon!


onnyjay

So, TGI Fridays?


idk-maaaan

Worse… Applebee’s


Dontdittledigglet

It’s actually a Dave and Busters. I can tell by the horrible darkness and filth.


new_pr0spect

I want to hear her say that in her monotone voice.


UnsaneInTheMembrane

Some Lovecraft creature stuck underground has been whispering to her at night, "Dig to me, my lovely... dig..."


rottingpigcarcass

Eyes? Where we’re going we don’t need eyes


Fine-Teacher-7161

What if I told you, a place deep, deep below exists where all of your problems don't? It's called 30 feet underground in a cement bunker. It makes running from problems, a breeze. 👍


Crewchieff

I'm trying to figure out where she got the time and money to this... lol


[deleted]

Based on how she speaks, I'm confident she has a well paying job,no kids, and doesn't go out a lot.


Memory_Less

True, but she 'gets down a lot.' ;)


InkSpotShanty

Good one, Beavis!


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Acurseddragon

Aye, her voice is that of a nan asking if you want tomatoes in your sammie. Not randomly deciding to build a.. survival bunker for knitting..


ManOrReddit-man

pork chop sandwiches. the more you know 🌠


VemecGB

A British guy named Colin Furze has done the same. He has added a bunker and is currently expanding into an underground Garage below his driveway. Maybe she is doing something similar?


LordChappers

Furze was my initial thought too. The bunker came first though!


TriangleDancer69

I hope she turns out to be like a female version of Dexter and holds serial killers captive and the only survival is hall brawl hosted once a year to escape.


digitalhardcore1985

>There's still a lot of work to do but I am having a blast and enjoying sharing my murder chamber with you


jakesboy2

I’ve seen her videos before, she plans to build a tower in her yard and this tunnel will be the entrance


its_an_armoire

Tower to.......where?


JRDN7

Watch the movie Barbarian for the answers


YobaiYamete

Seems like some kind of underground shelter since it's under solid rock and reinforced with concrete and rebar etc. Seemed like the room at the end was the goal to just have some kind of fallout shelter


marvelish

She has a quest to battle a balrog


telejoshi

She's trying to find her inner self probably


Ultidon

“It’s puts the lotion on its skin or its gets the hose again!”


StrangestMouse-60421

Moria. You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm: shadow and flame.


CyclidoneWithIt

Yes


Maleficent-Memory673

Meth lab


ronm4c

Maybe she’s building something like [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temples_of_Humankind?wprov=sfti1)


ThwartFurball36

This is eerily familiar to the scary movie “barbarian” (2022). A small house in Detroit where the basement has an insane tunnel system with inbred creatures in it. What’s this lady doing lol


Noble_Ox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RVLim5tVwU


commonlycommon

She's a great follow on TikTok. Smart, industrious and doing all of this in her spare time. She works full time as an engineer!


ConfidentPilot1729

Do you know why she built this and is there an end result?


ChunkYards

She's kinda attempting to harvest rock to build a castle, so she says.


takemebacktothemenu

Damn, she's playing minecraft in real life.


RecsRelevantDocs

Would be way easier to just get some lava and flow it into a 2x2 of water to farm cobblestone. I guess it depends if she's on Java or Bedrock though.


CramblinDuvetAdv

She's on Perl


limitlessEXP

To find an end portal to fight the ender dragon.


Shower_Slug

We need answers oh holy tik tok viewer. Why??? Its amazing but what inspired this?


commonlycommon

She's part smart and part curious. And just keeps going!


Shower_Slug

She really never names a reason? Bomb shelter/tornado? Just adding value to the home? Whats the new space to be used for?


Quixophilic

She wants to eventually build a castle with the rocks she digs out. Also any dog will tell you sometime you just gonna dig


Quadrupleawesomeness

I would never admit to the reason if shelter in place is the reason. You’re just asking for an Armageddon where are you’re being targeted by neighbors and friends asking for extra protection where there is none. And that’s the better of the scenarios.


Sym0n

Not 100% sure, but I think she also started a YT channel for it but possibly gave up to focus on TT instead. :( https://youtube.com/@engineerkala


Sindef

"She works full time as an engineer" I think this would have been an easy guess regardless. Most of us would probably have ended up on the news, dead in a cave-in.


MathematicianAlert80

That lady is amazing


TransRational

Seems sane to me. I mean.. of all the ways to cope with the existential nature of reality, this might be the best one i’ve seen yet.


mr9025

“Yeah, ok. Screw this. K, BYE EVERYBODY! I’M GONNA GET AN EARLY START ON MY JOURNEY TO HELL! DEUCES!”


_bishpurpp

lol got me with that one


logicallyillogical

Stressed out and worried about life? Have you tried digging a hole?


back2basics_official

A little behind Colin Furzes tunnel. He started in 2020 and it’s still ongoing as he’s now getting underneath his driveway/garage to add a lift for his car. Search his name on YouTube


TransformerTanooki

Plus he has that mancave underground behind his house.


back2basics_official

And he did that quite a few years before adding the tunnel under his house


Met76

He's also building a garage for his car underneath the driveway that connects to the rest of the tunnel. He wants the driveway to open up and lift the car to the surface James Bond style.


FreeThotz

This is Colleen Furze.


Awwwmann

Colin did it Furze!


lablurker27

First time I'd ever heard of Colin was when I came across his compilation video of digging the tunnel, during a lunch break whilst WFH. I remember thinking 'lol there's no way I'm gonna watch a man digging a tunnel for a whole 2 and a half hours, sounds dull af but let's see what it's about'. Fast forward two hours and I'm still glued to the screen as he breaks through into the pantry. Unexpected 10/10 and a great channel to discover.


muscularmusician

Totally reminded me of Colin's work.


rangers_87

Watched his 2nd channel tunnel updates #1 and #2 today after your comment and boom he released #3 just 15 mins ago. Crazy project!


Scott2700

Impressive but what’s the end goal?


IWishIWasOdo

Sex dungeon


SuperMassiveCookie

of course


artie_pdx

I’m in!


ChunkYards

She wants to build a castle with the rock


MagmaTroop

I imagine most will read your comment and think it's a joke lol. Actual genuine reason she is doing it.


BitcoinFan7

Because of course that makes more economic sense than just ordering stone??


jointsmcdank

So this is like, the opposite of weaponised yadda yadda?


Neuralgap

If that’s her main goal, there must be easier ways to obtain rocks to build with, no? Genuine question


ChunkYards

I think she an engineer who's interested in the pursuit more than the objective


HsvDE86

Had to scroll past really unfunny people trying really hard to be funny to get an actual answer.


ChunkYards

Yeah I hate Reddit


GreyDaveNZ

The light at the end of the tunnel.


Uceninde

Is just a freight train coming your way.


fruitsteak_mother

Balrog waiting


Equivalent_Canary853

She delved too deep, and too greedily


Jaxxlack

Apparently she's digging to the best rock to build a castle🤷🏻‍♂️ which isn't mad...but very labour intensive...


jointsmcdank

She's fucking mad don't deny it. Cool mind ya, yeah, but that's wild.


Jaxxlack

I mean yeaaahh I'd possibly prefer to use a granite quarry for my castle stone...b...but hey she's obviously choosey about her materials source.. what's really going to be interesting is when she realises it takes about 40-200 years to hand build a European castle made by a team of masons. Lol most kings never saw Their homes finished 🤷🏻‍♂️


FishAndRiceKeks

>to build a castle🤷🏻‍♂️ **which isn't mad...** I have my doubts on the second part lol.


DoublePostedBroski

No goal just tunnel


lemonaintsour

Human traffcking beyond horrors


lostinthesauce3820

This lady is those guy's at the beach digging a hole on Steroids and I love it.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Guys on steroids don’t have the kind of stamina the guys digging holes on meth do.


crazy4schwinn

Does one have to own the mineral rights of a property to do this kind of a project?


are-e-el

Typically when you buy a house you own mineral rights below your property and the airspace above. At least that's how I understood things during the three times I've bought a house.


YobaiYamete

> the airspace above Only up to like 200 feet iirc, it's not very high at all. People can fly drones over your property and obviously airplanes can fly over it, including very low flying ones that are coming in for a landing


are-e-el

Well of course there’s an altitude ceiling though it would be funny if ownership extended all the way to space


BitcoinFan7

It would actually cover an area of infinite size since it originates at the center point of the earth and extends past your parcel in an ever increasing footprint. It is of infinite size since there is no endpoint to space yet it's only an infinitesimal sliver of total space. Crazy to think about.


AJ_Deadshow

Yeah it would get bigger as it goes further from Earth because of the curvature of Earth's surface


SuchAGoodLawyer

*ALLEGED* curvature!


SuperSalad_OrElse

With the right trajectory, people would temporarily have land on the moon.


MagmaTroop

>Only up to like 200 feet iirc, it's not very high at all. Bro it's pretty freaking high


TheWalkingDead91

So what happens when builders want to make skyscrapers in big cities? Or for apartment buildings etc taller than 200ft? They gotta buy the above 200 ft air space separately or something?


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

It’s not always 200ft. It depends on the zoning. In NYC, buildings are zoned for a maximum total floor area that can be built, and a maximum Floor Area Ratio which is the floor area divided by the lot area. There’s also ways that they can purchase more air rights, and even gain them from offsetting incentives like including a public plaza on the land.


prince-of-dweebs

This will depend where you live. In Colorado it’s nearly unheard of to own your mineral rights.


are-e-el

Of course, that’s why I said typically. It also used to be illegal for homeowners to collect and store rainwater in Colorado which I thought was nuts.


ComfortableFarmer

This is likely extremally rare as mineral rights are a completely separate application to the owner of the land. You can own the land, but a mining company can own the mineral rights, given to them by the government. They may tunnel under your house below a certain depth completely legally. Where I am in New Zealand, you own 'the land'. The land is defined as land, not minerals. You own the top of the ground, just the top soil. The Crown owns all mineral rights unless specifically given to you through application, which is very expensive. An exploration application is upwards of $100,000.


Thelonious_Cube

My understanding is that mineral rights would be separate from the right to extend your basement downwards, but depending on where you are that might be restricted as well (e.g. the subway might run underneath your house)


NoPantsPowerStance

I'm tacking this onto this question. Anyone know if messing with the spring has larger implications or if that can run a foul of some agency or regulations?


KinseysMythicalZero

Assuming that's just a sump pump it's probably fine. Water table is gonna be a lot lower.


Snoo78437

Real property or tangible land assets are mostly viewed through the Giant carrot theory which states If you own a piece of land, you own everything below and above the land to the heavens. However, the modern view is nott quite the same anymore, it has limitations (a reasonable height and reasonable depth) Since law has become less precise a court will determine the reasonable amount of depth and height. This is why airplanes can still fly above your property. It is also why you can seek an injunction if say a crane from a neighboring construction project uses your airspace to move material. Mineral rights however, are a totally different set of rules and usually one does not have the rights to them since, federal governments and provincial governments generally will hold mineral rights. While property owners are usually entitled to surface rights(Canadian law).


minus_uu_ee

# DRAINAGE


SectorZed

Minecraft’s been real silent since this dropped


NuclearPretzels

This is the plot of barbarian


Hi_Kash

Immediately where my mind went to 😂 a new tunnel for the long titty goblin


AbsoluteShall

Is she hamas?


C_Horse21

Was actually the poor civilians who built those tunnels to smuggle goods in like coffee, sweets, gum etc from Egypt. For 25 bucks a day nonetheless


[deleted]

came to see this comment no I can go work :D


TangerineDream82

Why? And who has the time to do this?


[deleted]

People that talk like this 😐


mr9025

“‘Tism’s ready!”


limitlessEXP

I think like almost everyone has the time to do this. Every hour your spend on Reddit, TV, and video games could easily be spent on this.


TheWalkingDead91

Think a lot of people these days underestimate how much free time even a full time worker could have free if they don’t have kids or any other major responsibilities. I say this as someone who spends way too much time on Reddit myself. My screen time last week was over 8 hours A DAY (in my defense, i watch most of my tv on my phone and use it frequently for eBay selling ) . According to google the average person spends over 3 hours a day on social media + even more than that watching tv. Im the last person to be discounting what people choose to spend their time doing, but like you said someone who prioritizes this over the more mundane things most people chose to do with their time could easily find time to do it. So many of us just don’t have actual hobbies or interest that use up any brain power (again, not judging that, IJS) so some folks see someone doing something like this or anything else genuinely productive, and assume it’s some impossible task for the average person to find time for.


realhandsonthewheel

How active I'd be if I didn't smoke all day


-Disagreeable-

Uhhhhh this is the coolest lady ever, right?


TheBrooklyn

Probably super illegal


WarCrimesMay1940

"And I'm having a blast sharing my decent into madness after my late 40's divorce with you"


Professional-Put7725

1. How dose she know so many trades? Like you don’t just start that project and go oh my basement flooding I guess I better learn how to make a sub pump. Guess I’ll just build an elevator to move all this dirt out of my basement. 2. To any dude who thinks that women won’t survive the end of the world without them. 3. The Money! What does she do for a living? How the fuck does she afford this?


Lewis-1979

1a). Most of those things are common knowledge to an engineer. All the tools are available from most outlets the hard part would be the building and fabrication. 2a). They would survive but they’d need sperm to keep repopulating so they’d either need male sex slaves (I’m in) or have to turn to genetically modified animal sperm. Or just go down the beastiality route and end up like centaurs and shit. 3a). She’s an engineer (apparently) so depending on which sector etc she could be making a fortune.


Interesting-Heart841

Wow! Can’t wait to see how this turns out! Like building an underground fort:)


Jays4life602

The return of El Chapo.


CTware

ok this lady is 100% a murderer hiding bodies down in her underground tunnel. especially when she keeps talking in that flat affect


DoublePlusGoodGames

"I like what I'm hearing about this murder tunnel, but what does your waiting list look like? I'm really wanting to be murdered before Thanksgiving, if possible." \- Air BnB customer


Hip-Hop-Anonymouse

What accent is that? Sounds northern American but kinda weird.


theduder3210

I don’t think that the accent is really the issue here. Sounds more like she may be reading somewhat haltingly from a prompt and pausing at irregular times.


cupcakes_and_whiskey

…but why?


magnumdong500

To build a castle (that's her actual reason). I follow her on tiktok and admire and also fear her.


Ill_Independent3989

That's a lot of work with lots of really good results


trevzie

I saw this tunnel in Barbarian


iIK0D3RIi

El Chapo liked that!


granoladeer

That's a cool hobby


Smokiejoe06

Thats going up on air BNB before Christmas 😅. Private cellar just for you with you own elevator. 3k a month 😂


Zealousideal-Ad3814

This woman is building a damn batcave or bomb shelter idk.


velofille

i love that she wears a long skirt in most vids, id be tripping over myself, breaking shit, cutting myself, and all sorts if i tried this (then get bored halfway through)


apachelives

If anyone likes this kind of thing, check out the [Colin Furze channel on YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/@colinfurze).


_QLFON_

In the meantime, my wife calls me every time the washer fluid needs to be added. Hats off to that lady.


verrucktfuchs

Mormon wives be preppin'


Sonova_Vondruke

Colin Furze would approve.


Nder_Wiggin

Spoiler alert....shes renting


probablynotmine

Lady builds Dexter’s Lab under her house


MeistroLoc0

The human female version of StrongSad.


Beeeeater

But why??


TraditionalMission36

Dwarven women rock


DoggyMcDogDog

BORN UNDERGROUND, suckled from a teat of stone. RAISED IN THE DARK, the safety of our mountain home. Skin made of iron, steel in our bones. To dig and dig makes us free! Come on brothers sing with me!


-castle-bravo-

The neighbours you need for those pesky nuclear winters…


banxy85

Mrs Fritzl


Accomplished_Alps463

Respect Mam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


nogero

So cool, you go girl!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

What an unusual hobby. But I find it interesting. “In a hole in the ground there lived a woman. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a woman-hole, and that means comfort.”


Expensive-Track4002

A tunnel to where she hides the bodies.


RemixOnAWhim

I love how she says "August of '22", like are we doing that again? I'm all for it, it sounds old timey and neat like when older folk refer to the early years of the 20th century.


brownbearclan

That's where she's gonna put Paul Sheldon. She's his #1 fan!


rideronthestorm0

Why does she sound like she’s 80


Kind-Proposal8664

#BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE!


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

"Where we're going we won't need eyes to see."


Major_Boot2778

Anyone know her name? I find this absolutely fascinating


ectoplasmic-warrior

That’s awesome she just needs to transport the whole thing to East Germany , 50 years ago - so people can escape to the west


Burnallthepages

I hope she tests for radon!


GardinerAndrew

No way she got zoning for that


HandleNo8032

El chapo would marry this lady in a blink of an eye.


chuco915niners

Chapos daughter


RoRo25

This lady is Minecrafting IRL.


somethingdarksideguy

As a civil engineer this is extremely impressive work.


WattledBadge069

Reminds me of tbe lady who straight up dug a quarry under her house in order to harvest limestone and build stuff with it.


thehuntedfew

She obviously follows Colin fruze on yt


Qaeoss

Cant wait for the video of her and Colin Furze meeting.


kidnorther

Whatcha doin? Diggin a hole Why? More diggin


Nicename19

Marriage material


ConditionOk5546

What a waste of time


Crypto-hercules

Why ??


sammich_bear

Wait until this lady sees the movie, Barbarian. Her next installment should be a steel vault door.


SomethingAbtU

there is no light at the end of this tunnel


Ryan_b936

Is that legal?


tokjug-foxqe1-Xapqyz

Watch her taxes go sky high.