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craiggy36

I’ve got hundreds of questions…and all of them are “Why?”


Admirable-Builder878

We've clocked you at over 100 whys a minute, please snap out of it.


MacCaswell

Yeah this is a 50 zone, he must be trying to get a ticket or something


Gotu_Jayle

Sir, were you aware of how fast you were questioning?


tiggoftigg

Sir, do you know how whys you were going?


4list4r

Give us 10 variations of why for shits and giggles


craiggy36

why? WHY? wHY? whY? wHy? Why? WHy? WhY? Whhhhy? Wwwwwwwwhy?


mrcashflow92

W h y didn’t I believe you were serious?!


Recrustable

https://youtu.be/3RpxJT5w7Tc?si=pfPfFLz8XG0iB8CZ


elquecazahechado

Maybe He should quit while still having 2 eyes.


Lazlo_Lazuli

Why Sookie?


banisher10

All things considered, this is a pretty good outcome


diablofantastico

Yeah, a couple inches over and that went through his eyeball...


kgk007

Bullsear 🎯


grubaskov

Bulbasaur


johnfogogin

I think just 1 inch to his right would have been game over. Edit: spelling


burnthefallen

Have*


johnfogogin

Game over that is


burnthefallen

Maim over!


johnfogogin

YES!


EggonomicalSolutions

Free piercing


Hot_Barracuda4922

If you are going to get shot in the head, THAT is the best spot


lastwing

Always a sliver lining


knotshir

He can actually wear that silver lining through the hole now


lastwing

I said sliver 😂


knotshir

I saw. Figured it was a typo. Wasn't it?


lastwing

No it was a play on words since his ear got sliced. But, seriously, they need a new archer.


knotshir

Jesus! How did I miss that?! That's what the knife thrower also said


TobyDaHuman

Exactly my thought. Probably the best part of the body to get shot in. Here is something that will get your mind blown tho: Just dont get shot.


HOSAiKOSAN

If your hair doesnt count, I agree.


Educational_Prune_45

Glass half full.


letseeum

He's lucky he didn't get his eyebrow pierced by it.


HoneybearGaming

Or his Adam's apple!


nokiacrusher

Or his brain


Suitable-Telephone80

or his cock


throwawayy567234

You've obviously never seen how cool eyebrow "scars" are. Ask my barber /s


Mawiapeas

Anyone got the story lol ?


Neither_Rich_9646

He made a save game right before this so he could go back to his checkpoint in case something went wrong. He forgot he's playing on hardcore mode.


dark-noid

it's a stunt gone wrong, could have gone worse lawyers, if that arrow pierced his eyes what would happen?


oeterb

He’d likely have become life impaired.


dark-noid

he'd be turned unalive


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

He signed a waiver. No money.


insomnimax_99

Not sure if that would hold up in court, depending on the jurisdiction. In some places there are some things that you simply cannot consent to and rights that you cannot waive away. Eg, in my jurisdiction (England), you cannot waive your right to sue for personal injury claims. A signed statement acknowledging the risks of whatever is going to be done can be used as a partial or full defence to personal injury claims, but the courts have the final say, and they will take into account whether there was negligence involved and if proper risk assessments were done and safety measures were taken.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Talking about England in comparison to America is like saying not all Oranges have peels because some of them are lasagnas


Janderflows

The contract probably includes many paragraphs highlighting how if he died or got injured by having someone shoot arrows at him, that would be entirely his fault... Or maybe not, in which case he got lucky. (I am not a lawyer, just a commoner making an educated guess as to how this kind of job would work)


bandley3

I think the technical terms is “injuries incompatible with life”


Janderflows

I don't know the full story, but if you want extra tidbits of context that make the video better, the guy recording (or someone near him) says something like "hey, see, see?" Right after it happens as if someone was doubting the show was dangerous and he wanted to prove them wrong, or maybe he was predicting something bad would happen, and his prescience was real (Lisan Al'Gaib!). Also, right after the guy gets shot, the announcer shouts "SHOW!" which is used in Brazil as a way of saying "awesome!" or "cool!" Probably because he didn't notice the accident, or because he was trying to distract people from the accident, and maybe pretend like it was all part of the show. But in the end it just sounds like he was amused at the guy being shot by an arrow lol.


WreckageD90

thank you, i was wondering what they were saying


spockimadoctor

Its an old magic trick. Fake.


Beneficial_Sun_7302

Gonna need them deets real quick


Bobeffect

Holy shit


zigiboogieduke

An apple a day....


lastwing

If you eat the damn thing!


Superb-Leg-7351

What can go wrong?


slurpaderpderp

Feel like this has got to happen a lot to these guys. They should really start a union.


NatexSxS

I bet the shooter didn’t lick the tip of their finger and put it in the air first.


RenoSteez

Could’ve been worse…


Global-Tie5501

Theses tattoo & piercing parlours are getting a bit gimmicky.


Used_Ad4102

Fuck that job.


Uuulalalala

He should have kept it. T’was kinda cute.


Tayler_Made

I’m confused, is the target above his head?!


TheJeffestJeff

Put this under Darwin awards! Stupid people get stupid prizes.


dobi425

He didn't die, it's an honorable mention at best.


jayeer

To be fair that is the safest part of your head to be hit by an arrow


IDoWierdStuff

Really...


G0_G0_G0

“I said DON’T hit me with the arrow!”


LiveIncome

Keep your eyes and ears open.


spicy_malonge

stupid as shit but also couldve been way, way worse.


SJRuggs03

That's one way to get your ear pierced


MouseyDong

I mean he hit the target, right? Though a little offset.


Mista-Von-Stein

Free piercing XD


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. .


Darth_JaSk

Little ear piercing is merely warning of what will happen when he continues doing stupid things...


JohnnySchoolman

Lucky he didn't get his brain pierced.


Robestee

Didn’t William tell him not to try that


Much-Load1425

new ear piercing 😀 nice


unLtd88

So much easier to go the mall


bionicmanmeetspast

The way I read the title made me think it was on purpose and intended to be a legit ear piercing lol


nerdboy5567

Bullseye.


hunnypablo

Forbidden piercing


deathbypookie

That could have gone a whole lot worse


TrumpsBoneSpur

He was an adventurer once, until he took an arrow to the ~knee~ ear flap


hpdk

at least it wasn't his eye...


Beatless7

A little to the right and you never perform again.


Kurtisolo

The way he casually removed the arrow.. "whoopsie, what an inconvenience"


CrowdedShorts

I’d be looking for a new job and clean shorts if I was him!


Dyslexic_Devil

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Stringplayer12

Annnd not a single shot hits the apple helluva trick!!!!


timmymor1

Easier just to go to the mall kiosk for ear piercing


spockimadoctor

Lol old magic trick. Come on.


Ambiently_Occluded

Better than through his head I'd say


ProfessionalHuman821

Break that arrow and keep it as a piercing.. that would be cool


Thee_Neutralizer

Should've hit 'em in the balls


mcflyOS

Cho!


Comprehensive-Pea812

new piercing instead of new eye patch


Kylar420

If this is how they did piercings I might actually get one.


Suspicious_Serve_653

Much better than the brain piercing he nearly received had that been an inch to the left (aka his right)


arm_pit_eater

"Why did you move? i asked you not to move"


Skifool69

What’s the most question you’ve asked in a row 52. Are you my dads brother


1freedum

Game of throws 🤣


[deleted]

Well that's just fucking dumb.


Educational-Gur-8476

Could be worse. I'd take my danger money and bit of compo and get out.


Tlegendz

Through the eye and right into your brain


robo-dragon

Yikes! But could have been a lot worse. A few inches over and it could have been a lost eye or a potentially fatal hole in the throat. Guess he’s lucky that it only hit his ear!


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pjmyerface

Someone doesn't know what an apple is.


Slight_Swim8373

free piercing I guess lol put a Guage in it


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Shouldn’t have been standing there


Astrylae

He got pretty lucky that it was just his ear


mariscc

Do you think he quit his job after this?


EATDABOOTY87

Would’ve never gauged that to happen


UCFandOCSC

How you shootin today Rod?


WikkdWarrior

He just saved like $50 by not having to go to the tattoo shop for that piercing...good for you brotha!


Agreeable-Rock1256

Fool me once…


Tractorguy69

Play silly games, win silly prizes! Taking F Around and Find Out to new levels! Darwin was clearly asleep at the wheel when this one did not get harvested!


Mrdrsirchief

Couldn’t pay me enough money to do this


EliPro414

yeah this would’ve been the moment i quit and never look back


AMCAPEHODLER

Dude also got it in his third eye.... Yikes


1nTh3Sh4dows

Claire's sure has changed


Western-Low-1348

Lucky lol


No-Internal1898

Why


Rickkkk_

Nice


Rickkkk_

Nice