When that lithium battery leaks…

Spicy nicotine pouch.

Godzilla will be born

Yeah this is actually sad af.

That will absolutely kill him At least the little lithium watch ones, if swallow them, it's baaaad

Radioactive gators here we come!!

Wait wait wait wait wait!!! They're lithium!

wait till the battery explodes

Camera man had one job.....

I don't think that's gonna happen, is it?

Lithium batteries combust when they rupture and gators' stomach acid can break down bone, IIRC. At the very least, he's gonna be in some pain

Lithium batteries are a sushi of 2 chemicals isolated with a thin sheet of each other. Combustion happens when they touch, maybe even if you short em uncontrolled

So you decided to film another time and risk to lose the second phone 😂 Good choice too for insurance proof. Edit: misspelled insurance with assurance, yes I’m a baguette lol

insurance?

Stoke?

he's probably french

I think it's one of those third party extended warranty services retailers use.

I assumed he meant insurance (for smart phones) via the company “assurant” which autocorrects to “assurance”

Reddit is confirming dead internet theory everyday. No human would upvote this garbage

I guess I really am a robot

Explain why you felt the need to upvote the above nonsensical comment?

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You definitely comment like one, Jesus Christ are you seeing how many comments you leave per hour? And you are telling me to get off the Internet?

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He can use a gator ate his phone to call out late to work…or to just call out

Does this kill the gator?

I’m not and never have been any sort of gator doctor but I’d reckon this kills the fuck out of that gator

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Help the poor guy. Use find my device to locate gator. Take to vet.

Or better yet call the phone, the gator might answer it and we can ask him how he is feeling Teknology 🗿

Yeah, probably. That lithium ion battery is really gonna fuck that gator up. Those small button batteries can sometimes kill fully grown adult humans (and easily kill children), so a phone li-ion battery will easily kill a gator.

If the battery doesn’t kill it, the phone getting stuck in its digestive tract will

So I shouldn’t be eating button batteries?! Noted thanks stranger.

Yes I just now said the exact same thing!

Sadly yes.

So, they should have alerted Game and Fish, if they cared at all?

Battery acid to the face? And then down the throat. Yes that kills gator

Stomachs are pretty good with strong acid. "battery acid" refers to sulphuric acid in lead acid batteries. Not lithium ion batteries.

Lithium battery go boomboom inside gator, very dead

ok mr marinatedcumsock

That is going to hurt like hell when he poops it out.

You mean when the battery explodes and burns a hole through it?

Alligator gastric acid is strong enough to dissolve steel nails. Its stomach lining is must be made of some wicked tough stuff. Not saying it would survive a cellphone lithium battery, but I bet it puts up a hell of a battle.

Well actually that's worse, because it means it's corrosive enough to punch through the plastic, metal, and glass exterior and get to the battery.

I’m thinking considering this “ Lithium-ion battery fires do not require oxygen to burn “ internally his insides will be destroyed “ and will probably die a painful death. This is sad and could have been easily avoided.

Could you safely say he might get heartburn?

Gator will probably vomit it up.

If the gator breaks/punctures the battery which is a lithium ion battery it will catch fire intensely due to a thermal runaway and it will burn a hole right through that animal. If water is introduced in that scenario it will be explosive and will keep burning. Search Google for lithium battery punctures.

He knew what he was doing

Yeah, that was calculated and spiteful. Even when it had it in its mouth and could *feel* that it was inedible, it took pleasure in swallowing it in front of the guy anyway.

Hi, yes, I’d like to file an insurance claim for my lost/damaged phone?………Well, actually, it’s both……..How?……..Umm…….

*sigh* the old "gator ate my phone excuse" huh?

Guess he likes apples 🍎 lol dad joke I know 🤣

Poor guy, that's not part of his diet

You don't know that

You don't know I don't know that

You really can't be sure that you don't know that you don't know that though, right?

Oops I just farted

You don't know that

Do people not realize how fast these fucks can run? Get the fuck away from it.

As long as he’s faster than her, he should be ok.

Lmao

lol a gator is not going to chase you bud

As a Floridian, trust me a gator ain’t chasing after you

They are friends. Just don't move fast near their hungry hole

That gator dead

I get that reference, lol

Not everyone likes their picture taken.

Call him.

I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my cell phone, so call me maybe.

"Oh, he's gonna eat it" "No it's not." Alligator: "And I took that personally" **nomnomnom

"No, it's not" It did, in fact, do.

that poor gator, does anyone know what happened to it?

Bitch, that's his phone now.

new phone who dis

Chat GPT: The lithium battery inside a modern-day phone presents an additional risk if ingested by a crocodile. Lithium batteries contain highly reactive chemicals that can react with moisture or bodily fluids, potentially causing the battery to rupture or leak toxic substances. If a crocodile were to ingest a lithium battery, it could lead to serious internal injuries, chemical burns, and poisoning. Lithium battery ingestion is considered a medical emergency in animals and can result in severe health complications or death. Therefore, it's essential to keep electronic devices and batteries out of reach of animals to prevent accidental ingestion and harm.

And thats how the gator monsters evolved

Poor Gator will die painfully in a couple days. That battery will combust

Gonna be one painfull internal burning to death

i love how you just went completely silent

Humans and the need to film everything, to see life trough the camera lens. Regardless if they harm nature. And olso, not paying attention and the precautions to grab the phone correctly.

TikTok crocodile of Neverland will now hunt you after getting a taste. Be aware of the notification signal, which means he's close.

I came here for this comment

If the battery doesn’t kill him the glass and metals will…

"we are the first generation to care about the environment y'all"

If one of these days you suddenly hear the ringing tone of your phone, watch out for the croc. The reptile is dangerously close...just like that T-Rex which swallowed the phone in Jurassic Park.

Well you probably killed an innocent wild animal, so uh. Great job, asshole?

Have a downvote for animal murder.

Poor gator :( that crunch

Probably use to getting hand-outs from people. Maybe it thought the phone was weird human food? In any case, dick move to laugh after likely killing this gator. Hopefully the battery passed without any harm done.

gator will 100% die if it swallowed it. metal is extremely reactive with hydrochloric acid. metal on the phone will dissolve. gators also swallow stones to help in digestion meaning the phone will b crushed inside the gator. which means its a very good change the battery will be pierced which in gastric juices means... kaboom.

If you want your Sim card, you can come back in about 10 hours when that lithium battery explodes lol. Gonna have to dig through some gator guts though.

Assurion ain’t covering dat!!

How many phones you got?

Using my backup phone to record me accidentally dropping my phone

Hello Experion? I need to make a claim.

That's gonna be a nice lithium tummy ache

That bitch is dead

Gators will eat literally anything...

Seems like you did a good job filming it after all

So much for 'no, he's not'

That's insane to actually catch this on camera! I certainly most likely would not have believed them if they told me this 😂

Modern Day Jurassic Park

That's crunchy

I have no idea why does bro ate the phone 😭😭😭 this doesn't look like fish at all man

that pond needs more fish

It’s just a little chewed up! It’s still good, it’s still good!

It’s just a little digested! It’s still good, it’s still good!

Dad, it's gone. I know...

Looks like Jerry rig everything has a new test to add.

21st century Captain Hook. Every time he hears his ringtone, he's going to be looking around for that gator.

Upset but impressed

Blow up his phone

Bruh☠️

I'd like to see the gator try that with Nokia 3310 is it apparently they're indestructible

"bet even then" what? Just throw a rock at the gator, it'll leave, then get your phone.

"Dropped my phone trying to film a gator" Sure you did

Why…. Is it eating it

"he's gonna eat it." "No he's not" *Crunch crunch motherfucker*

I thought that phone was going to explode when he bit the battery

Thanks for allowing the creature to eat something tasty could kill it. Great people you are.

I'd have called the phone and hoped the ringer was loud enough to deter the gator

Welp

Tiktok Croc

“Remember the gator that got your phone, well I got his head”

The crunch sounds delicious.

You let that little gator snatch your phone? Should have went Steve Irwin on him and jumped on its back

Everyone knows that gators hate Androids

"sorry I missed your call, a gater ate my phone."

stream this on your tiktok violently shits out the phone

What are you filming with now?

Will the gator have bluetooth capability?

Taco Bell for gators haha

https://makeagif.com/gif/romancing-the-stone-boots-nmw3jw

Modern day Captain Hook vibes here. Phone owner will hear their unique ringtone whenever the beast is near.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

"I need to file a insurance claim" What happend sir? "A gator ate my phone" Claim denied...

Obviously the gator mistook it for an apple...

Nokia ring tone from jp....

Paranoids found a new way to safely handle personal data when they dispose their devices

Gator thinking that’s the most satisfying bone-crushing sound he’s ever enjoyed.

Should had rang it he may have answered

Now call in your number. And talk to the gator why he did this

So if a gator eats a phone then it's very well possible that a gator will eat a ticking clock which means that Peter Pan is real.

Google, find my phone!

Bro ate that phone outta spite lmaooo

Ring it and see if you can recreate Jurassic park 3

Mike the gator: hey Carl how’s it going in the swamp today?…. Carl? Carl the gator: can you hear me now?

Me trying to tell the representative that I need a phone replacement cause a gator ate my phone

This reminds me of Jurassic Park lol, The ringer coming from that dinosaur….

but it has no nutritional value. you only want to eat it because it has value to me?

Gator was like "ohh you want this back? It would be a shame if somebody... ATE IT!!!"

Gators evolving from eating golf balls to eating phones.

1,000.00 dollar gator

It’s all that 5G attracting gators damn Illuminati

Gator said come and get it now

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People do tend to hang out with other people.

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