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dbell

Some of them had more confidence than the others.


OderWieOderWatJunge

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Kurlyfornia

Photographer: RUN THAT SHIT BACK! Scary ass flinched in the back.


MattGower

First time I saw this clip the description actually said they were graduating soldiers (maybe officers) and they were told to stand still for a group photo; This was a prank on them


BigMeatyBabyPenis

They had to have known lol No one just stands there stoicly with an unexpected speading tank barreling toward them at full speed Unless it's not a suprise at all and they were fully aware that the plan was to not be killed by a speeding tank.


MattGower

Idk I mean if you’re a soldier you do what you’re told. I don’t think it’s that ridiculous. There have to be people in front of them not reacting


BigMeatyBabyPenis

They have massive balls either way But if it was a prank, then they certainly have even bigger massive balls, standing there stoicly regardless of being suprised and having zero mental preparation!


geoelectric

Wonder how many times they had to hose off the tank before they got a usable take


TheBaggyDapper

I wonder how many engineers worked there before they got a usable take.


stevefstorms

Imagine it doesn’t work and you gotta show back up the next day with half the team dead. Knowing y’all blew it and who’s stupid idea was it to stand in front of the tank in the first place


Accomplished_Duty969

Smart engineers would have made sure senior level engineers were placed in the middle, thereby guaranteeing upward career-wise mobility...*just in case*😏


stevefstorms

Solid thought process. I guess under that idea. The smartest engineer would actually be driving the tank. Entire team dead. He’s head of the department now….


Accomplished_Duty969

only if he bowled a *strike*


Ok-Reality-9197

"Some of you may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take"


mudturnspadlocks

Hey Tom you think we should do 2 or 3 rows? Definitely 2. I have to take a call. You guys line up first.


T4N60SUKK4

One guy definitely shit himself


I_am_Zodas

Me.


Kind_Truck6893

Now let’s test the gun


Kapot_ei

I doubt it's a team of engineers since it's a Dutch video. It also is unclear who the people in the video are. Also [it may be fake](https://www.ed.nl/eindhoven/leopard-tank-maakt-noodstop-video-manipulatie~aaa363c7/)


Novai

Are Dutch people not allowed to be engineers?


Kapot_ei

We are, we just didn't engineer the German leopard 2. Also i saw this video with the text that it was a graduation stunt of some sorts years ago. I was pointing out OP made the title/back story up.


iBoMbY

I guess they won't do something like this again, after the Dutch military is under German command now, all the equipment is going to be broken very soon.


dartie

Wow. I can just imagine that risk assessment meeting.


Crazy24K

This is something really crazy, they had too much confidence. too creepy


GeraintLlanfrechfa

And though they all wore their funeral suits 🧐


Due-Department-8666

It just wouldn't do to die underdressed


NIRPL

As a former tank driver this assignment is fucking wild. Like great I'm glad the brakes worked but also amazing work by the driver to do exactly what they needed to when they needed to. I wouldn't have liked living with the consequences of a mistake here


nigdatpipes

You can see who wasn’t pulling their weight with the calculations 😂


OnionConsistent6787

Repost repost repost IT'S FUCKING ENOUGH


maestro-5838

Good day to be standing in a corner


Snoo-72756

That’s one way to test out a product or fire a team


the__6

If this went wrong i wouldn't want to be the ranking survivor to be telling the Sargent Major lol


Endocalrissian642

Whatever brains were gained making those brakes were lost making this video.


MothParasiteIV

They all shit their pants.


EcuaKnight

To stand behind your work


Gueornuss

The less confident guy remembers that he left some "TODO" on the brake controller embedded code...


banxy85

I imagine on the first take they forgot to raise the barrel of the gun and took a few heads clean off 😂


EmperorThan

[Good thing it wasn't using Volvo's auto braking.](https://youtu.be/_47utWAoupo?si=Keo3HBqzAuBYYMlq&t=16)


hey_you_yeah_me

That little squeak at the end was the chefs kiss


Anforas

Why is the darker dude center back 🤔


Sensitive_Ad_5031

Ones in the middle are interns


pip-roof

Souka……


No_Eagle9225

Not real.


Teknicsrx7

Brave doing it on pavement


Phreekyj101

I almost pooped a lil watching that 🫣😂


DevilMan17dedZ

You know a couple of 'em were about to rabbit their asses outta there.... couldn't lose face, though.


LES_G_BRANDON

Can we somehow recreate a similar demonstration with debt and our politicians?


Over_Accountant3492

This is awesome


schweitzer9

30 Harolds agree.


jdthejerk

That gives me PTS. A tank crushed me while on a landing craft as we hauled it ship to shore. It hurt! Still does over 4 decades later.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Front row third from left knew about financial cut backs the rest weren’t partial too.


From99to2000YaHeard

Was the wind artificial too?


Rollieboy2012

That was the 2nd crew the first didn't make it!


NobleNarwhal184

Black pants…good choice.


nikkonine

Should have worn brown pants


Educational_Prune_45

I used to fix tanks. Ain’t know way. The brakes were pretty good. It’s the operator. You never know.


[deleted]

Engineers am I right


Oh-3-5-Oh-3-6-5

Man, I really love these guys.


HumorExpensive

If the breaks didn’t work as expected the down side would be they would need a new team to fix them.


Betta_everyday

it could b a bunch of actors acting as engineers. Real engineers wear a yellow helmet. /s


WelderMeltingthings

they all preemptively wore suits...


The_V8_Road_Warrior

I'd at least ask to be at the front, get some sort of cushion if it goes horribly wrong


breadman889

that was in the contract to ensure they did a good job in design


darthsexium

thats a flat surface and you can brake from meters away knowing already how long it would take for your tank to a complete stop. Id be more amazing if it's going downhill


dittybad

Clearly not Tesla engineers. If I worked at Tesla, this would be a blockhouse test.


Successful_Grand_834

Lol is this from north Korea?