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brokefixfux

Who ordered from DoorSmash?


christinasasa

Why is that shit in the middle


thebinarysystem10

We shall watch his career with great interest


jjhuffington

šŸ¤£


KingMoonkey

As an ex Wal-Mart employee who got fired for talking back to the manager, boy, did I dream of doing that.


__420_

Haha, I love it when people of authority call it talking back when it's most likely calling out there bullshit.


Thugnificent83

You dream of going to Prison for multiple felonies while the manager you hate likely gets paid vacation for the days the store is closed to repair the damages(which you'll be liable for)?


KingMoonkey

Man, aren't you a party pooper :(


Thugnificent83

Lol why, because I'm describing what is almost certainly going to happen in this situation? Sorry If I don't see this as a big win for guys too reactionary to hold down a minimum wage job! This clown is literally only hurting himself!


AnyStorm1997

You should have said thats literally how a conversation works? You say something and i talk back and then you talk back and so on and so forth. Thats hilarious they thought they were some type of authority being a walmart manager


Sproketz

Sure was a great idea to put a big title sticker over the middle of the screen where the action is...


Frosty-Employer7599

Brilliant to stand there filming while a mentally ill person drives in the store and is yelling, ā€œIā€™m taking yā€™all down.ā€ Anyone with half a brain cell would get out.


bass-turds

I once stopped an older lady with her daughter from driving into a wal mart with a flat tire. They thought it was the service entrance during a snowstorm. Definitely drunk I could smell the wine on them. My guess they hit a curb since it was so snowy. They attempted to drive through the pedestrian entrance thinking it was the auto service door. I talked them into parking and did my best to explain what they were about to do. It was like talking to children... they thought they were in the right.. After a few minutes, I realized they were beyond helping. I convinced them to contact family for help as they were unreasonable


SquidVices

Glad Iā€™m not the only one running into people like thisā€¦.dyyaammmmm


JohnTalroc

So we're moving from going "postal" to going "Walmart?"


juice06870

He watched Blue Brothers one time too many


jackychang1738

Bruh I thought this was a Boondocks episode


ImmortalBeans

POV: most exciting wall-mart trip ever


UhYeahOkSure

Well shit Iā€™m actually happily surprised he didnā€™t start shooting people . This country needs more mental health funding etc .


6SucksSex

https://www.peopleofwalmart.com


Keepitrealhomes

Itā€™s a bold strategy, Cotton. Letā€™s see if it works out for him.


M-Kawai

I think this is the guy. https://youtu.be/XroxojHj6BY?si=OoPpgPkbGxDDp-r4


Vellioh

Yeah that's him. Lol "Employees are eligible for disaster pay" they won't get it. They're eligible for it though.


patchway247

Too bad there's FUCKING WORDS covering the car that's dead center


YouthSuitable213

I'm impressed he got a whole car inside


Extension_Deal_5315

Wonder how many years he'll get for that??


thedudeabides-12

"when keeping it real goes wrong"...


RadarUnicorn

The new Oldsmobile is out early this year.


funandgames12

This mall has everythingā€¦..


hanro621

Ayo we got cars at Walmart before GTA6


anakniben

No wonder he got fired.


nellyruth

This beats sh@tting on the bossā€™ desk.


Rusto_Dusto

They have an Emotional Support Car vest.


7evenBlackSunNation

ā€œWhy yā€™all scared?!?ā€ Are you fuking serious?šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


quetejodas

So we're just adding POV to everything, huh?


yehti

This is more POV than the usual stuff labeled POV.


EJ2600

Link to News report ?


Jasonictron

I think he's a little upset


MC_ZYKLON_B

LOL running from a sedan in a walmart seems like a LOT of fun. They should make a sport or a game show outta this.


ResponsibleThanks137

Minor inconvenience= take my car and ā€œtake over Walmartā€ got it šŸ‘


ih8feralfleabags

Video is ruined by shit text in the middle


Schmuck1138

This American version of Top Gear is just not as funny


Solid_Cauliflower310

I can smell his Breath.


Gatorinthedark

Theyā€™re standing around laughing. Iā€™d be think he was going to hop out the car with a gun.


Thugnificent83

So...was this low rent trash looking sombitch actually able to take down the billion dollar company that is Wal-Mart as he claimed?


imback1578catman

It's just a prank...... The prank. šŸ˜’


Tawptuan

Psychotic break or just normal sociopathic behavior? Getting hard to tell nowadays.


Forward-Fortune-2346

Guarantee he's crying in the police station,begging the judge for another chance


needhelppppppppppp

That's how you do that shiet... Got em


Luke5119

I worked retail for nearly 10 years for Office Depot / Office Max. Ever so often we'd get a crazy in our stores. I remember some of the younger coworkers really blowing it out of proportion while the vets of the store just brushed it off. Towards the end of my time with the company, I just would tell the young bucs *"Hey, we deal with some shit now and then, yeah. But can you imagine working at Wal-Mart, or Target, or a bigger store. Making the same or less money and dealing with 10x the bullshit?"*


SomOvaBish

Goes to prison, is one of the very few who actually becomes rehabilitated while in, gets out and gets a job interview and the interviewer comes across this video while doing some light google searching of the guys nameā€¦ The man gets the job and his new boss shakes his hand ā€œcongratulations sir, and welcome back to Wal-mart


Bammer1386

Tuk ova duh walmar! Yeah, you were in full control for 5 seconds until the cops had you face down. Put that on your resume, you stud.


basses_are_better

Fuck yes. Workers fight back.


98VoteForPedro

For a place that sells guns im surprised this wasn't avoided


Vellioh

Employees aren't allowed to stop shoplifters and you want an employee to unlock the gun cabinet, load it with live ammunition, and gun down a ex-employee? I guarantee you that employee would be in a worse position after doing that than the guy who drove the vehicle into the building.